#HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT !!!

[wttcsms]

sorry but im just thinking about best friend's older brother!character and you. you and your bestie got totally screwed over by your college apartments bc they found black mold in the complex & it's basically uninhabitable. however, this is the second week of the semester + every other viable housing option is taken. luckily enough, her older brother is successful and rich — his luxury apartment is way too big for just himself. he has spare rooms. so now you're living with your best friend's older brother, and you always knew he was cute growing up, but he's older than the two of you; you knew your crush on him was unrealistic. it's like crushing on a celebrity, really. except... people don't normally end up sleeping in the room down the hall from their celeb crush, do they?

he's fun to be around, but when your best friend is gone for periods of time (she'd rather spend her nights at her boyfriend's place), and it's just the two of you alone... things feel tense. like every otherwise innocent action is suddenly charged with some weird electricity. you're messing with the coffee maker and he comes up behind you to open up the cabinet overhead, effectively sandwiching you between the hard counter top and his muscular build (since when did he have the time to get so jacked?) he sleeps shirtless, and when it's nighttime, he'll walk around in just his gray sweats or plaid pj pants, abs on full display, making casual conversation with you like he doesn't look like a greek god coming down to earth. but as much as he's unknowingly taunting you, you're unknowingly taunting him.

since when did his little sister's best friend grow up? why are you walking around in cropped cami tops that are thin enough to wear he can see the buds of your nipples poking through the fabric? why does the scent of your body lotion drive him insane? why does the fact that you're facetiming his sister and interrupting her alone time w her boyfriend just so you can ask for advice on what to wear to a date bother him so much? when you hang up, he conveniently passes by your bedroom door to see what's going on.

you're wearing a tight, black mini dress and you're spraying on perfume — the perfume he gifted you a few chrismas'es ago. he thinks it's cute that you still use it; he finds it less cute when he realizes you'll waste the sweet scent on someone who isn't him.

"you could've asked me for help on deciding what to wear. my sister acts like she knows it all, but she doesn't know how men think."

you're caught off guard, embarrassed that he overheard your conversation. "i- i wouldn't bother you with something stupid like this. i asked her because i don't have any guy friends and-"

he's fully in your room now, a look on his face you've only ever seen in your wet dreams. "i'm a man. do you really not see me that way?"

right now, he's all you can see.

[bujlililu]

"I like Dust," they said. The liar then proceeded to never draw him.

[honeii-puff]

ofc as a catwin shipper i am very happy about the tidbit from George and jayden's cameo, but i had a funny thought.

They didn't outright say what the experience was.

Imagine it was just them doing taxes.

[anicehomicidaltree]

I am 100% normal about pizza game I swear :]

[thund3randrain]

Obscurial Regulus has been taking over my brain and I need to write about him

[lostreverb]

i am no better than a man because i keep thinking about evan peters's ass

[messrsrarchives]

i have been CONSUMED by gilderoy and pete and i need to put forth this scenario where like,,,,

they had a brief fling at school when peter gets paired with lockhart for "tutoring" (lockhart bullshitted his way into being a tutor ofc). and it's such an interesting dynamic of this really conceited guy and this really insecure guy trying to fit together, maybe lockhart makes peter feel appreciated, maybe peter makes lockhart find comfort in being simply Adequate not incredible etc etc - interesting dynamic, blah blah blah backstory stuff they eventually split up because everyone fucking hates lockhart let's be real

AND THEN IT'S post-betrayal, peter is "dead". lockhart is in his element okay.

he's doing interviews for the daily prophet, he's really bigging up this relationship to be something more significant than it was. he's talking about how he's the reason pete was so courageous like "when i first met him, he was a shell of a man! he had no confidence! he was a fumbling wreck but through our years of passion and love, i found the true pete. he died a hero, and i'm thankful that i played the biggest part in that happening". he's proper out here dilvuging because who's going to correct him? james? dead. sirius? imprisoned. remus? idk probably drinking. HE HAS FREE REIGN TO DO THIS !!!

and then pete (as scabbers) is sat on the table whilst the weasleys eat breakfast, and arthur puts the paper down and,,,, it's been YEARS! YEARS i tell you! and lockhart is STILL dragging this out. and scabbers reads this like,,, what the FUCK am i looking at? none of this is true?!

and it could either go:

1) peter is still in his Villain era and he's so annoyed at the fact someone else is taking credit for his work (which yk,,, that's lockhart's whole thing) and THAT'S what triggers his return. pete finally did ONE thing off of his own volition (whether moral or not), he is notttt about to let someone else take credit for it no no no. he's not thinking straight, he reveals himself, chaos ensues -> peter arrested.

OR:

2) lockhart goes too far with one of his exaggerations/lies that it doesn't match up with the story. sirius didn't get a trial, no, but some people know the vaguest details. maybe remus spots the inconsistency in a desperate, drunken haze to prove it wasn't sirius, maybe dumbledore spots it, maybe it's such an outlandish lie that EVERYONE knows he's lying -> boom, sirius trial ! boom, lie low at lupins ! BOOM ! BOOM !!!!! everything is fixed -> peter arrested

so, ironically and hilariously, either way? why did peter get revealed as the true murderer?

lockhart is actually the hero. he actually fucking did something for once 😭😭😭 (he makes the front page again)

[yourlocalderp]

aboutta become the biggest hater rn who tf was the bitchass who changed the aventurine x dr ratio ship name to the blandest possible combination ever known as "ratiorine" because the moment i saw it as its ship name i knew we've lost everything as a society we lost RATURINE.

[cariocake]

we were all so blinded by paladin of ankarna fig and paladin of cassandra bucky that we're about to be blindsided by cleric of ankarna buddy

[pizzagame4000]

we all know human vigilante… but what about… slightly human vigilante

[arcamemyshorts]

vanco nation i present to you,,, a vanco x reader boxing AU

[traditionallymodern]

in this essay i would like to start by drawing parallels between Vi losing Jinx and Katniss Everdeen losing Prim

[wish-i-were-heather]

do u think people have ever met on spotify

[pinkbowsandprettyprose]

anyone else still delulu about them after TMMN or is it just me

[pseudopigeons]

chat do you see my saboala vision