#HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT !!!

[wttcsms]

sorry but im just thinking about best friend's older brother!character and you. you and your bestie got totally screwed over by your college apartments bc they found black mold in the complex & it's basically uninhabitable. however, this is the second week of the semester + every other viable housing option is taken. luckily enough, her older brother is successful and rich — his luxury apartment is way too big for just himself. he has spare rooms. so now you're living with your best friend's older brother, and you always knew he was cute growing up, but he's older than the two of you; you knew your crush on him was unrealistic. it's like crushing on a celebrity, really. except... people don't normally end up sleeping in the room down the hall from their celeb crush, do they?

he's fun to be around, but when your best friend is gone for periods of time (she'd rather spend her nights at her boyfriend's place), and it's just the two of you alone... things feel tense. like every otherwise innocent action is suddenly charged with some weird electricity. you're messing with the coffee maker and he comes up behind you to open up the cabinet overhead, effectively sandwiching you between the hard counter top and his muscular build (since when did he have the time to get so jacked?) he sleeps shirtless, and when it's nighttime, he'll walk around in just his gray sweats or plaid pj pants, abs on full display, making casual conversation with you like he doesn't look like a greek god coming down to earth. but as much as he's unknowingly taunting you, you're unknowingly taunting him.

since when did his little sister's best friend grow up? why are you walking around in cropped cami tops that are thin enough to wear he can see the buds of your nipples poking through the fabric? why does the scent of your body lotion drive him insane? why does the fact that you're facetiming his sister and interrupting her alone time w her boyfriend just so you can ask for advice on what to wear to a date bother him so much? when you hang up, he conveniently passes by your bedroom door to see what's going on.

you're wearing a tight, black mini dress and you're spraying on perfume — the perfume he gifted you a few chrismas'es ago. he thinks it's cute that you still use it; he finds it less cute when he realizes you'll waste the sweet scent on someone who isn't him.

"you could've asked me for help on deciding what to wear. my sister acts like she knows it all, but she doesn't know how men think."

you're caught off guard, embarrassed that he overheard your conversation. "i- i wouldn't bother you with something stupid like this. i asked her because i don't have any guy friends and-"

he's fully in your room now, a look on his face you've only ever seen in your wet dreams. "i'm a man. do you really not see me that way?"

right now, he's all you can see.

[honeii-puff]

ofc as a catwin shipper i am very happy about the tidbit from George and jayden's cameo, but i had a funny thought.

They didn't outright say what the experience was.

Imagine it was just them doing taxes.

[anicehomicidaltree]

I am 100% normal about pizza game I swear :]

[lostreverb]

i am no better than a man because i keep thinking about evan peters's ass

[yourlocalderp]

aboutta become the biggest hater rn who tf was the bitchass who changed the aventurine x dr ratio ship name to the blandest possible combination ever known as "ratiorine" because the moment i saw it as its ship name i knew we've lost everything as a society we lost RATURINE.

[venjamin-kingdomhearts]

imagining what if Castle Oblivion’s Weirdness still stuck around after it was restored to the LOD so now there’s like. entire extra floors that were not there before. stairs spawn and disappear over night. ventus’ room moves from the left wing of the castle to the right. the wayfinders are confused as all fuck but sometimes when terra’s hungry the kitchen appears right next to his room, and whenever aqua wants to catch a breather the couch has mysteriously appeared behind her. an entire cat tree just spawned in the throne room for chirithy. thank god no one’s losing their memory but. it’s becoming harder not to believe the castle is alive somehow. influenced by those who were in Castle Oblivion’s walls, or maybe the spell that turned it to Oblivion in the first place. at least it wants to protect the inhabitants more than anything.

[cariocake]

we were all so blinded by paladin of ankarna fig and paladin of cassandra bucky that we're about to be blindsided by cleric of ankarna buddy

[pizzagame4000]

we all know human vigilante… but what about… slightly human vigilante

[traditionallymodern]

in this essay i would like to start by drawing parallels between Vi losing Jinx and Katniss Everdeen losing Prim

[wish-i-were-heather]

do u think people have ever met on spotify

[pinkbowsandprettyprose]

anyone else still delulu about them after TMMN or is it just me

[pseudopigeons]

chat do you see my saboala vision

[fishcop]

LISTEN I KNOW LORE WISE IT WOULD BE SAD IF CHARLIE WENT FULL CODE MONSTER AND LOST HIMSELF TO THE ENTITY

COUNTER POINT IT COULD LOOK PRETTY SICK

[constellama]

guys. How do we feel about siren Roman

[saltavenegar]

Am I already working on 3 animatics? Yes. But what if I started yet another one

[plutoslvr]

gotham heights W&W club but instead they're a shitty garage band