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Funky little Personal Stylist!Ace
He's SUCH a mean girl
#HIS COOCHIE IS OUT?????#ACE NO IT'LL GET COLD PUT ON UNDERWEAR#anyone peeking through the fishnets are in for a...heh...surprise...😼😼😼#and by surprise I mean
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Reverse ! Ace
#whore#the MOMENT this bitch finds out about the traps everywhere dawg he's gonna abuse that system like crazy#“oh woe is me I accidentally threw a chair at a camera I sure hope nobody tries to pierce me with spikes”
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my names Iris and one time someone vaguely threatened me with a knife while I was watching yuri angst on my phone
also I brought skittles
my name is rachel and one time i saw a bodybag being carried out of a Little Caesars and i brought a bowl
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Housepet!Ace
The basic premise of this au:
TVYLAN has always quite enjoyed the unique pets in this world, taking it upon themself to keep 16 different pets and take care of them. Not to mention how interesting interactions between different housepets would be.
TVYLAN loves their cute little kitty ace, he’s such an angel, is he not? WRONG. This little shit will scratch right about everything he sees when scared, and has on multiple occassions made an attempt to scratch the other housepets. He is a menace, but TVYLAN sees nothing wrong.
TVYLAN found poor little ace in the middle of the rain, hissing at right about everything he saw due to how blinding the rain was. TVYLAN was unsure if the guy already had an owner, but didn’t really care as he yanked him up by the back of his collar, bringing him home. Ace was the first of the 16 to be adopted, having him think he’s the king of them all.
Among them is:
Ace (cat)
Teruko (panther)
Eden (mouse)
Levi (dog)
Arei (penguin)
Rose (sloth)
Arturo (peacock)
J (skunk)
Nico (crow)
Hu Jing (bear)
Xander (lion)
David (wolf)
Charles (guinea pig)
Min (rat)
Veronika (hyena)
Whit (dove)
Now, will I draw them all? Probably not. Will I try to? Yeah.
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another confession blog that only attracts drama. how awesome
I will say this once and only once.
I believe people should say what they please as long as it is not borderline problematic. If you are concerned about altercations occurring, then please note I will not use any main tags for any ask that's specifically targeted at the fandom that may or may not cause disruption regardless of if there isn't anything wrong with it. I understand people get highly sensitive about certain things within the fandom so I would like to avoid getting personally attacked myself while giving people the opportunity to express how they feel. Please remember that you will come across things you do not like on the internet. It is inevitable. All you can do is block and mute. You learn this at a young age. I also put a warning on the blog. Whether or not you chose to take it seriously is not my concern. This blog is not only meant for people to share their possibly controversial takes. It can be for anything. However, I highly suggest keeping in mind that this is a confession blog. Not all confessions will be sunshine and rainbows. If you do not like that then you are not obligated to interact. Do not make me repeat this again. Thank you.
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Ace's Idol Debut <3
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what do you call it when a gay person gets brain surgery
a lobottomy
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I'd like to start this off with an apology, as I do not know how to phrase this nicely and I am very passionate about this particular topic, so I might come off as rude. That said, I well and truly think some of you need to shut the fuck up. You are allowed to be uncomfortable with NSFW content, you are even allowed to voice said discomfort if you so choose. But the appropriate response to that is to block the content and scroll away, not to bitch to a confession blog where you know you're anonymous about how 'disgusting' the art is and how people need to 'tone it down'. Fuck you if you do that. The world does not exist to bend around you and make you comfortable, you will always find things that make you uncomfortable, especially on the internet, but you always have the choice to block it or scroll away from it. No one is putting a gun to your damn head and forcing you to stare at images of Ace Markey getting fucked sideways. And if you are going to bitch about it, holy fuck at least be more nice about it, especially because you guys are not as secretive as you think. It is very obvious what artists you are talking about if someone thinks about it for three seconds. I don't think you would like it if someone called something you spent your time and energy on "disgusting" personally. Just because it's porn doesn't mean it's not art, and artists do not just suddenly have no fucking feelings just because they draw it.
Block people who make you uncomfortable, and be fucking better, damn.
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#people on the internet when ADULT CHARACTERS are being sexulized in a space for 16 AND UP#acting like 16 year olds are the equivalent of toddlers#people drawing characters with big thighs/tits are NOT a big deal#someone put literally hentai on the side of a desk before when I was in grade 8#trust me putting ADULT CHARACTERS in slightly suggestive poses will not kill every 16 year old in a 10 feet radius
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chat do u see my vision
#head in hands reaction picture#both their standards are located in the depths of satans asscheeks#im actually closing my eyes and turning the other way /lh
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LAST BATCH!!! You know i had to save acevi for last. 🫶
BOTH HAVE THE SAME NAMES!!
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finished Ace's birthday art finally
got lazy with coloring so all you get is a shitty sketch anyways ermm ace markey birthday yippee
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(MM!Levi AU)
Mfw the person i kidnapped and promised to take care of says he doesnt want my love ??? And wants me dead ???? Tf ??? Let me love you ????
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whispers really quietly hey guys we still fw transmasc ace right
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CLOSE THE GATES DONT LET ANY MORE OF THESE PEOPLE INTO OUR FANDOM
yall pls block/report this person, they’re insanely transphobic and probably wasn’t held enough as a child bc all their posts sound like a baby crying for their mother because they had diarrhea in the mcdonalds ball pit.
pls and thank u 👍
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DRDT Character Popularity Poll Results
The results have been tallied! It's finally time to find out who the most popular DRDT Character really is! (...According to this specific format on this specific website).
For those unaware, this poll was conducted by asking people to write down their top 5 favorite DRDT characters in no particular order. Each time that character's name was written, it counted as one vote towards them. And, without further ado, these were the results!
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18th Place: Elliot Cuevas/Felicity Giles/Unnamed Classmate
Elliot, Felicity, and Unnamed Classmate managed to receive exactly 1 vote each, putting them in last place. I can't say I'm too surprised, since there are so many excellent characters in the main cast to choose from. Still, Felicity, a character mentioned only in an ask game, managing to tie a character with a whole-ass MV dedicated to them as well as a character featured in two bonus episodes, is pretty impressive! So props to her!
(Someone wrote 'Relaxation Room Fish' in one of their slots, which I considered including to be funny, but I decided not to. One day the minnows will get the bonus episode they deserve).
17th Place: Mai Akasaki
Mai managed a whole 5 votes. I was a little surprised by that, since she only really has a hypothetical personality, but hooray for Mai! She's the most popular non-main cast member. I can totally see why people would be intrigued by the mystery surrounding her.
16th Place: MonoTV
MonoTV, self-proclaimed most popular DRDT character, is the least popular main cast member. How sad. With only 6 votes, it barely outranks Mai, and ties with her if you count Unnamed Classmate and Mai to be the same person. While it's silly emoticons and lore implications won a few people's hearts, it still can't compete with the human main cast members.
15th Place: Hu Jing
...I doubt many people are surprised by this. While Hu may have been one of the characters helped most by my decision to make people write down their top five characters instead of only their favorite, she still couldn't gather enough votes to get out of last place within the (human) main cast members.
Hu gathered 26 votes. While that came pretty close to 14th place's number, she ended up here. Like I said earlier, this isn't surprising. Hu's behavior is supposed to be flawed, but unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be the kind of behavior that most people enjoy watching as much as the more cartoonish character's antics. Still, she has her fans (including me, in case you couldn't tell haha).
Well, if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that Hu should definitely slap the shit out of David next chapter. /j
14th Place: Min Jeung
Min barely managed to beat out Hu for 14th place with 28 votes. Her low placement, sadly, also isn't a surprise.
Min died in chapter one, and her screentime being limited definitely hurts her here. Not only did she have only a few mentions in chapter 2, but she also didn't haunt the narrative quite like Xander did. Xander managed to leave quite an impact on both David and Teruko. And to put it bluntly, Xander is a conventionally attractive male character with a ton of screentime during his time alive. With the way fandom is, he was almost definitely going to have more staying power than a female culprit, especially one with as little screentime as Min.
That doesn't mean she has no fans, though! There's a ton of cool Min content on this website, and she is one of few characters I have never seen anyone say they vehemently dislike. And how could they? She's such a charming little bookworm.
13th Place: Arturo Giles
Arturo received 33 votes. His relatively low placement isn't exactly something I didn't see coming, seeing as he spent all of chapter 2 stalking J and being generally pretty creepy.
That's not to say he's devoid of charm, of course. His backstory was also expanded on, and I don't think we'll ever forget "Shut your whore mouth!!!!". Arturo's a pretty interesting character, but until we see his full potential in chapter 3, this position in the ranking is pretty understandable. At least Aceturo was confirmed canon in the last five minutes of chapter 2 (/j).
12th Place: Levi Fontana
Oh, Levi. Such an interesting little guy who may or may not have committed multiple felonies.
Levi received 41 votes, beating out Arturo by a good margin. He seems to have gained a little popularity after his backstory was expanded on at the end of chapter 2, and I'm sure we're all excited to see where his character goes in chapter 3! Well, if he survives, but I refuse to admit him not surviving is a legitimate possibility haha.
Overall a decent showing, about what I expected for him! Our next character, however...
11th Place: Xander Matthews/Nico Hakobyan
Attentive readers may have noticed that, despite there being 16 main cast members not including MonoTV, there were only 15 slots when we started ranking them.
And that's because, against all odds, Nico and Xander managed to tie each other at 44 votes each, 3 votes above Levi.
Not only am I a little disappointed I managed to get a tie in these results, but I'm also rather surprised! I was always under the impression Xander was a rather popular character, so I was fully prepared for him to break the top ten. Seeing him underperform like this wasn't what I expected. I suppose the popularity of Xanvid may have always been what carried Xander's popularity, not Xander himself. After all, one of the few things keeping Xander relevant right now in canon is David.
As for Nico, they performed closer to my expectations. I was prepared for them to be somewhere in the middle ground when it came to popularity. I suppose them being alive longer than Xander was evened out by them almost committing murder...Except Xander also did that, but that's a whole other can of worms. A shame neither they nor Xander can make it to the top ten, but maybe next time.
10th Place: J Moreno
Woohoo, J makes it to the top ten! She got a total of 47 votes, and was one of the hardest to count since she has so many name variations haha.
J managed a pretty good showing. With more backstory details and her based-ness during the trial, I'm not surprised she was able to score a top ten spot. As someone who thinks non-violent tsunderes are very fun and amusing, I totally get the appeal.
9th Place: Eden Tobisa
Eden managed to also make it into the top ten with 49 votes, beating J by only 2 votes.
I'll be honest, I'm pretty impressed with Eden. I think she probably benefitted from the top five rule, since she got a lot of points from the 2nd to 5th slots. While the first slot didn't have to be your favorite character, most people probably did put their favorite there. So even if she isn't always people's most favorite, how could they possibly dislike such a sweet character?
8th Place: Arei Nageishi
Next up, Arei Nageishi, the Ultimate Bowler with 63 votes. That's quite a gap between her and Eden. But they still ended up next to each other, which can only mean one thing: Areden is canon /j.
Arei doing well is something I expected, since she's a bit of a wild card. If you like jerk characters, she's got you covered. If you like nice characters, she tried so hard to be good at the end. If you like crying, she died before she could achieve her dreams. Truly a character that pleases everyone, haha.
7th Place: David Chiem
...Holy shit. Seriously? Only 7th place? He barely made it into the top half of the main cast? Damn.
David got 64 votes, only beating Arei by one measly vote. Gotta say, David barely getting to the top half of the main cast in this list surprises me. I mean, he's so popular, right?!? Everyone was so obsessed with him right after chapter 2 ended! Who knows, maybe the hype died down a bit after people got used to his new act--I mean totally 100% real personality reveal.
6th Place: Rose Lacroix
After David shit-talked Rose, I'm sure we're all very amused to see her beating him, haha.
Rose gathered 66 votes, scoring 6th place by only 2 votes. Rather impressive, I didn't expect to see her up so high, but I'm pleased! After her little angsty speech during the second trial, I have to say I'm more endeared to her as well, so it's nice to see her defy my expectations. But then again, she's yet another character I've never seen a single person say they particularly dislike, so maybe I should've expected this.
5th Place: Whit Young
Whit makes it to the top five! Yay! He got here with 69 votes, a number I'm sure he'd have at least one joke about.
This is pretty expected, since I think most people are aware Whit is decently popular. A seemingly happy jokester who's secretly depressed is an archetype that usually endears a lot of people, in my experience.
Though I would like to give a shout-out to the person who wrote: "1. Whit, 2. Whit (mastermind version), 3. Whit (traitor version), 4. Whit (psychotic kanade version), 5. Whit (pinkie pie version)". I considered counting it as only 1 vote, since voting for the same character five times is against the rules, but I decided it was too funny to not count and counted it as 5 instead. So If you want to get technical, Whit is technically only 6th, without me breaking the rules. Sorry Rose.
4th Place: Charles Cuevas
See, my intervention allowed Whit to be next to Charles, it was meant to be. /j
Charles got 71 votes. I expected him to do well, but almost on the podium of top three? Wow! Congratulations, Charles. Like I said with Arei, people who like jerk characters and those who like nice characters are both appeased by characters like this, so it makes sense that he's rather popular. Especially since he has a bunch of cute sprites.
3rd Place: Veronika Grebenshchikova
Our top three begins with...Veronika, who got 72 votes! She barely managed to get past Charles by a singular vote!
I'm impressed with Veronika! I knew she was popular, but not top three popular! I suppose she is basically every Danganronpa fan to the extreme, so it makes sense most people like her at least a little bit. Not only does she have a super awesome design, but an interesting dynamic with many cast members as well.
2nd Place: Ace Markey
HOLY SHIT???? SECOND?!?!
Ace received a total of 77 votes, beating Veronika by a solid number, though not a crazy amount. And I'm...Super impressed with this! I knew more people started to like Ace after he died, but second? Wow! I guess I can never claim he's not one of the top three most popular characters ever again, haha.
Though...Since I hosted this poll, and I'm an Ace Markey-centric account, I should recognize Ace probably had a liiiiittle bit of an unfair advantage, since many of the people guaranteed to see the post the poll was in had to like him at least a little. Whoops! If a completely neutral party hosted this poll, maybe he would've ended up losing to Veronika or Charles, but I suppose we'll never know.
Anyways, Ace probably benefitted the least from this format, since he took an early lead in the first slot only to get closer to the others as time went on. A stark contrast from our champion, the most well-liked DRDT character...
1st Place: Teruko Tawaki
Congratulations, Teruko! She won by a HUGE landslide, getting a whopping 104 votes and blowing everyone else out of the water!
Teruko started out well, but not super well during the first slot, only to consistently get high numbers all the way through the 2nd to 5th slots. She was probably the character who benefitted the most from my top five system. While she may not be everyone's favorite, a lot of people still really like her! Making her the most well-liked, popular DRDT Character!
Since you see so many people saying that Teruko is hated on too much, it's nice to see her being able to pull out a victory on this one! There were 185 voters, which means more than half of the people who participated wrote down Teruko as one of their top five favorites. Her luck truly pulled through on this one!
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And that's the end! Sorry this took so long, schoolwork has been mean to me lately. That's the reason I haven't posted in general that much either. But the results are finally complete! I hope you enjoyed this little experiment, and one of your top five did well!
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