#sorry it slipped out

[glyphalodon]

[aesthetic-uni]

Miles “Who’s Morales” vs Gwen “Gwwwwanda” vs Pavtir “You seem like a nice young woman I do not know” FIGHT

[alicornze7]

Silly guys goin' on silly adventures:]

@rorydrawsandwrites's puppeteer au but the only difference is that jax gives consent

My contribution to this wonderful au has been long overdue:')

Rambling in tags ehe (cw: ribbun:p)

Well maybe it's not the only difference

[gaymarasov]

Anyway here's the entire Ambessa/Cait/Mel fight cut together with music removed. Hot women in your area growling murderously/yelping in agony/getting kicked around FREE NO CREDIT CARD REQUIRED. Click here! Rambling below the cut.

"If it was for us, you wouldn't have fought me" delivered so matter-of-fact, almost affectionately bemused. The way Cait keeps getting back up despite getting her ass beat within an inch of her life every time she does. Mel getting off light comparatively because she's Ambessa's daughter and STILL ending up staggering around barely conscious. The sound Ambessa's boots make as she approaches Cait towards the end. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Absolute cinema.

[ask-mirage-mews]

Bleh okay I’m having another terrible bout of terrible focusing issues. I’m skipping this week I’m sorry;;;

[leeafygreens]

Spidersonas I designed for my friend and I a while ago

My guy sends out ultrasonic soundwaves with his bass, despite it never being amped up ahah 😁 (needing amps is such a nerf guys). Though, he isn’t shy of using it to clobber people in the head either

[introspectivememories]

can i be honest? i dont think tim and bear have a really grand proposal. i think it happens at their apartment that they got bc bear finally put his foot down and went "baby you're immunocompromised. you cannot live on a murderboat on the gotham river" and tim reluctantly gives in but not without finding some random apartment complex that's still near the marina so he can go down and get his ass beat at poker by pie. and so it happens late at night, when tim is in nightwing sleep shorts and bear's old band tee on and bear is in some horrendous anime sweats and no shirt because their home is the only place he's ever felt comfortable leaving his scars out. and the lamplight gives a soft hazy glow to bear's tattoos and tim reaches under the shirt to scratch and in the movement bear can see the bear tim got tattooed onto his hip and he can't help grin softly. and they're both sitting on the couch as some lame ass procedural drama goes on in the background and they're eating batburger. tim's got the nightwing special and bear has the sword robin combo. and the ringbox is burning a hole through bear's thigh and tim makes some stupid comment about how lame meredith sounds begging some guy to love her and all bear can think is how much he loves this boy. so he gets up to get some water and he positions his phone so that he can get the best video bc tim is a sucker for home video and he plops down on the sofa hard enough that tim turns around to complain except bear is holding the ringbox open with a soft "marry me?" and tim goes "what?" and bear says "baby i have loved you since you walked through the gates of our high school and i loved you when you left and i loved you when you came back. i love the way you talk to yourself and i love the way dance when i put music on. and i even love the fact that you shove your ice cold feet in my shins every night. and i don't know exactly what to say except that i want to do this everyday until you get dentures and i get a hip replacement. and i want to be horny in the old age home and-" and tim cuts him off sob-laughing and says "can i say yes now?" and bear who is also crying says "wait, let me finish love. -and i want to do this in as many lives as we get together. so all this to says, timothy jackson drake, will you marry me?" and tim launches himself bear and shouts "yes, yes, yes! a thousand times over, yes" and they're sobbing as they slip the rings on each other.

[vamprisms]

the more pretentious the date the less normal i'm going to be about it. yea i'll meet you at the arthouse cinema at 7pm i'll be the one walking up the steps in the white dress and veil

[waterghostype]

i think about how nya was looking at jay when he was talking to baby wu often

[captainhysunstuff]

Uh oh. I dreamed about RadioApple/AppleRadio (Alastor x Lucifer Morningstar and vice versa) from Hazbin Hotel. I’ve been infected. 😅

[hoofpeet]

My favorite dynamic for these 3 is. Elesa and Ingo+Emmet actually grew up in Anville town together but nobody is aware that they're best buddies b/c Elesa pretends she's from pokemon new york (Ingo and Emmet are the only ones that know she was actually a goofy country girl)

[purpleshadow-star]

Hc that one day Aaron is walking to the dorms from his class, and he's texting Kaitlyn while he walks, so he doesn't see that the stairs outside the building his class was in are wet, so he slips and literally tumbles down all the stairs. It's at a time when a lot of classes just got out, so a bunch of people see him. Even worse, he just finished a biology lecture, which happens to be in the same building and at the same time as Neil's calculus lecture, so Neil witnesses the whole thing.

For the next month, Neil obnoxiously reminds Aaron to be careful whenever he is walking and texting or whenever he is confronted with stairs of any kind. It's always some variation of "careful Aaron, there's a crack in the sidewalk!" (while Aaron is on his phone) or "careful Aaron, there are stairs!"

The Foxes don't understand because neither Neil nor Aaron will explain. Aaron is just too embarrassed to tell them, and Neil finds it amusing to keep them all in the dark about Aaron's incident. All of them except Andrew, of course.

[avellanas-nutty-empire]

Imagine being mad at clavis bc he won't let you suck his dick.

He knows he will melt into a puddle the SECOND you start and that is precisely why he can NEVER let you suck his dick ;-; he would get too subby he doesn't want you to see his 'pathetic' side like that. But I'm just imagining knitting or sewing up some sort of clavis shaped plush to hug and spend all your attention on instead of him when ur mad at him like this.

Clavis: babe plz why u mad? Real clavis is right here stop hugging that stupid substitute

Mc: lemmi suck ur dick and I'll get rid of it

BC honestly he made you that clay figure so you wouldent be lonely when he's gone but when he's NOT gone you DONT need it bc the REAL him is RIGHT THERE. He would get SO JEALOUS. But damn the man just WONT let you suck his dick so you have resorted to drastic measures. And he doesn't know what to do about it

[loopsisloops]

Loki after I was finished with him.

“I underestimated you, mortal.”

[licorishh]

i love og soap too much. my stomach hurts. i don't feel good.

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I am exhausted, good heavens.