#redacted guy

[dannydoesthisthing27]

Asher and Guy have got to be some of the most emotionally intelligent characters, and I think that aspect of them is overlooked a lot of the time because they're silly/joke/flirt a lot more than the other characters typically would. Of course, the majority of redacted characters are emotionally intelligent, but with the others, you're kind of expecting that with their personality being what it is.

With Asher, he is "the goofball." He's the one that can make everyone laugh, even if they're pissed off while they do. Ash thrives off of making people smile. It makes him feel good knowing that he can improve someone's mood. However, he also knows when he needs to he serious, and he is able to balance those sides of himself really well. One of my favorite examples of him being serious is during the summit. He trusts himself to make decisions for the pack, even if he's scared of what might happen as a result. Asher was the one who made 90% of the big calls for the pack during the summit because David couldn't be there in the moment. Even when it's not something as big as the summit, he can still be serious. He values Baaabe more than anything else, and he is able to see when they're struggling. I think the best example of that in particular is that first audio he had after the summit when Baabe wasn't able to sleep. I don't think he's the man to wake up easily. Once he's out, he's out. Until it comes to Baabe. He woke up, probably because he either felt them move away or he picked up on their distress. He didn't pressure them to talk. He just let them know he was there, and that alone can be comforting. Especially since in a lot of my headcannons, Baabe grew up in a house where stability was a pretty foreign concept. They never had the comfort of a support system behind them. They just had to fend for themselves and hope their home was still standing when they got home from school or work. Asher changed that. He kept them safe from everything, including their own mind. He asked how their day was and actually valued their answer. He pays attention to the way they behave, and on days he noticed they were struggling, he tries to do anything to make it better once they're home. Asher is so in tune with the people he cares about, and it's beautiful.

Guy is the character you're expecting to be comedic relief. When you go into a Guy video, you're going to be expecting references and rambling. I think that Guy is much more mature than he usually lets on, though. Prime examples being the first reverse sick comfort, the one where he and Honey decorate together, the confession, and the ones where he tries to get Honey to sleep. He is still a menace, of course, but he's genuine with everything he says to Honey in the moment. Guy shows empathy for the fact that Honey can't sleep. He shows them affection (something they've probably not had a lot of in a relaxed sense as opposed to the hot and heavy moments). He is also able to communicate when he is not doing great. When he was sick and had to reschedule his pitch meeting, he showed that he was frustrated and upset about the fact that he would probably end up missing the pitch. He also works a customer service job, so he probably has rough days pretty often. I don't think they get to him all the time, but he definitely has extistential moments that Honey tries to help with. He talks about Honey so reverently sometimes, and I still get caught off guard by it. The way he compliments them when he isn't trying to be funny feels so different. The way Guy looks at Honey like they hung the stars is only second to the way he speaks to them. On rare occasions, Honey will fall asleep first (they're usually pretending). Guy will talk about how lucky he feels to have them in his life; how greatful he is that they can see him as more than just 'the pizza guy' or 'the person who will crack a joke every 3 seconds'. He feels known when Honey listens to him because they are actually listening.

Also

I would love an audio of Guy, Ash, Angel, and Gavin, going innuendo for innuendo. Just to see who could go for the longest. As unlikely as it is to happen I think it would be entertaining

[chimckenns]

Guy is going to die.

He’s cornered, back against the wall. Somehow, a giant fucking wolf is standing in front of him. A long trail of drool drips from its mouth. It’s hungry.

What the actual fuck.

He even has pants on???

Oh god. Honey. If he dies here, they’d be devastated. He doesn’t want to make them feel like that. He didn’t even get to give them a kiss this morning. Why today of all days?

He needed to survive. Somehow.

That’s right! Food! It’s hungry!

Guy, hands shaking, threw the pizza weakly in the wolf’s direction and slowly backed away. It was a miracle he didn’t trip.

The wolf opened its mouth. All Guy could see was its sharp canines. Oh god.

“-uy… Guy!!” Guy woke up with a gasp as he sat up, breathless and hands shaking. His Honey was next to him in bed, looking at him with concern as their hands held his to ground him back to reality.

“You were practically screaming… are you ok?”

Guy sobbed into Honey’s arms with relief.

Thank goodness it was a dream.

…

…

Wait.

[polydamnory]

Redacted as Psych quotes (bc it’s my favorite show)

David: “I make 48 grand a year, Asher.”  Asher: “What is that, yen? Who needs $48,000 to live?”  David: “I need 32. The other 16 generally goes to you! I claimed you on my taxes, Ash!” ~ ~ ~ Aaron: “He can’t die here, Ollie, it’s a company car.”  ~ ~ ~  Milo: “I’m nobody’s pawn, Darlin, I’m a queen.”  ~ ~ ~ Ollie: “I can’t help it, baby. My body craves buttery goodness.”  ~ ~ ~ Asher: “I decided to be and therefore I am. Socrates said that.”  Milo: “No, that was Descartes.”  Asher: “That was the cologne we wore in high school.”  Milo: “That was Drakkar Noir.”  Asher: “No, that is a wine.”  Milo: “That’s pinot noir.”  ~ ~ ~ Ollie: “We won’t let you down, Aaron!”  Aaron, smiling: “Yes you will.”  ~ ~ ~ Guy: “We are gonna use impulse control, which is the practice of controlling one’s impulses. For instance, I look down and see that roach there, and I tell myself ‘I can’t eat that.’”  Honey: “Do I need to slap you in the face?”  ~ ~ ~ Baaabe: “Oh, wait, I get it. You guys are dating. You’re together. Everything makes sense.”  David: “We are not dating.”  Asher: “Are you kidding me? He was voted most likely to succeed [in high school]. Think he’s gonna date me?”  ~ ~ ~ Elliott: “You heard about Pluto? That’s messed up, right?”  ~ ~ ~ Warden: “Just so you know, if you go to prison, Vega, I will not wait for you.”  Vega: “You won’t have to. I’ll escape. We both know that.”  ~ ~ ~ Milo: “*cough cough* Asthma.”  Sweetheart: “He’s allergic to rich white people.”  ~ ~ ~ David: “Are you in my apartment?”  Asher: “Please. I haven’t snuck into your apartment in weeks. Which reminds me, we’re all out of peanut butter.”  ~ ~ ~ Elliott about Aaron: “That lonely bald guy in the corner makes no sense!”  ~ ~ ~ Damien: “Gavin, if we get out of here alive, I will kill you!”  Gavin: “So what’s my incentive to live?” ~ ~ ~ Porter: “A lot of people want to kill me. I take pride in that.”  ~ ~ ~ Milo: “You’re acting like a child, Ash.”  Asher: “I am not acting!”  ~ ~ ~ Darlin’: “Did you break somebody’s nose?”  Lovely: “Yes, I did, thank you!

[venuslove-28]

he owns my heart sorry

from this post + kofi

[lookitseddie]

I'm not a huge fan of posting my art online, but um, fuck that. here's some redacted blorbos

had to do a lot of transferring from different softwares to get this done so the quality is FUCKED. but we persevere💪

do NOT repost this, only reblog.

you are NOT allowed to use my art for any reasons (icons, edits, ai, etc.) without my permission.

[krysial]

redacted headcanons that have been bouncing around in my head for a while and i need to put them somewhere

one of asher’s proudest achievements from high school is that he punched a nazi and broke their nose

david LOVES queen. that’s it

guy plays ultrakill and sucks ass at it and honey LOVES to make fun of him for it (they suck just as much as he does)

freelancer likes making those kandi bracelets for everyone with caelum. everyone in the damn crew has matching ones

lovely dyes their hair a lot and vincent LOVES to help them with it

babe loves to bake in their free time

aaron has to wear a wrist brace often

angel has a back tattoo

darlin crochets as a way to destress. they make sam a lot of little things

gavin has a folder in his phone that’s just photos of freelancer asleep on his chest

[indigo-greer-collins]

random disclaimerrrrr /ref

i can’t tell you how to interpret any of the characters or listeners, this is purely me yapping about my own perspective. okay? okay!

yk who really needs to be freed from the shackles of infantilisation? asher and guy.

a man shows a little joy and whimsy and he gets reduced to a teeny little baby who can’t do anything for themselves, good lord.

and like i know half of it is probably cuz of the fact they’re kinda disorganised/messy and asher can’t cook 😭but hooooly shit

i knew it was cooked when my friend made a sexual joke about asher and got told to stop because “he’s baby”. EXCUSE ME??? ASHER??? ASHER TALBOT????? THE SWEET WEREWOLF HUSBAND???????

he literally. okay man.

[thottythoughtdaughter]

darlin' and sam dancing to 'brown-eyed girl' after darlin' moved in, rain pouring outside, throwing popcorn into each other's mouths

david holding angel from behind as they sob sitting in a kitchen chair about their horrible day at work

asher brushing baaabe's hair and doing a fantastic braided crown because he and his sister used to do them as kids

milo fearing his wolf form, sometimes, because it occasionally feels out of control. sweetheart scooping milo and aggro into their arms to calm them both.

vincent driving through the ice and snow in an anxious rush because lovely just called, terrified, at the shadows outside their window

treasure rolling over in their sleep and clinging to porter, who slowly rests his hands in their hair and feels his shoulders relax

smartass blasting 'super bass' in aaron's ear until he finishes with the work he absolutely didn't need to do

ollie having a stress nightmare, baby waking him up and singing him back to sleep

damien and huxley in color coordinated outfits

guy and honey singing 'you're so vain' drunk on a stage and laughing so hard they spew beer everywhere

dear throwing an elaborately planned birthday party for lasko without him knowing in the slightest, lasko crying uncontrollably cuz nobody ever put so much work into him before

gavin panicking about his lack of purpose, his stagnancy. freelancer cupping his cheek and promising him that he is doing everything just fine.

[andi-does-unknown]

give me your redacted hot takes right now.

this is a threat.

[6-atlas-6]

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[mythallia]

I thought i would share my master doc of all the redacted audios videos that had to be taken off of youtube for anyone that wants it.

[slushiepizza]

A Thank You and Goodbye from me and Guy

Hi, everyone. I apologize for the long absence and disappearance, but after being gone for a while, I realized that I'd rather not leave without saying goodbye.

Sadly I have lost interest in Redacted and will no longer be active in this account. Although I might still use my ao3 account to post writing in other fandoms and things that catch my eye. This account will still be up! As I understand how painful it is to lose archive of the things you like, I won't deactivate the account so everything will still be here to come back to.

Creating art and writing for this account got me through a very difficult period of my life- and it's all thanks to the support that I've gotten from everyone. Slushiepizza has felt like home for me for a long time, and it's given me the chance to talk and interact with really kind and talented people. But it's time for me to pack my bags and move on to other things.

I'm very grateful to have found all of you, and I'll always look back on the fandom, Guy, and the friends I have made here very fondly.

And If you're wondering about the lack of resolution in my Guy comics, just know that in my mind, he and Honey are getting ready for work in the morning with the sunlight passing through the curtains of their room. Guy has had his most recent screenplay approved, and Honey is very proud of him. They're still very in love.

It's post new years, and they're awaiting the future with open arms because they know that things are good and will get better.

Everything will get better.

I hope this year and the next and the next and the next treats all of you just as kindly as you have to me. See you around! Thank you so much for everything.

[chimckenns]

Some beautiful quotes hidden within BA spicy times✨

“Shit, Honey. [laughs] Nothing, it’s just… seeing you look down on me like that, it’s so fucking hot. Well, you always look at me so… deep. It actually used to make me really worried back when we were first just flirting and stuff. Yeah, I was always scared you were mad at me or something. Well now I know it’s just you, you think a lot. A lot more than I do. I know that I fill up the silence a lot, cuz that’s just what I’m used to but, with you, silence doesn’t feel bad. You, looking at me, doesn’t feel scary. It feels really good. Feeling seen by you feels good. I love you so much, honey.” (Guy)

“Touch of your skin. The feeling when I press my lips against you. [kisses] Before I met you, I didn’t really ever think about touch as being super important to me. But it’s something that comes naturally with you. And it’s something that has come to mean a lot. Plus it pairs well with quality time. Quality time with tangential cuddling or hand holding or, you know, little back scratches done in passing. Or quality time where the cuddling itself is the quality time. It just feels good. It feels important and I love when we do it. I love just being with you, in every sense. You make bad days good. And good days great.” (Unnamed)

“No, I’m ok. So much better than ok. I just… I can’t… I can’t believe how lucky I am. I never thought I could have a life like this. I mean, maybe when I was a kid, but since everything started to change, when everything started to get real, when I became Alpha, I… I never thought I could have this. I just figured I would be alone. And then even once we got together, I was such a fucking prick most of the time. And I’d have these moments where even after I said something, I was like, I was screaming at myself in the back of my own head like “why would you say that, why can’t you be better at the shit going on inside your head”. But somehow you stayed. And I got my head out of my own ass. I just… I never thought I could be this happy. I never thought I could have a life that was this beautiful. Even for all the shit in it, it is beautiful, what we share is… and I just… I just can’t believe it sometimes. We’re married now. We’re not just mates, I’m your husband. We’ve gotten rings, we’ve got… we’ve got the rest of our lives ahead of us, together.” (David)

“Thank you, baby. Yeah, thank you for trusting me like you do. That’s what makes it all feel so good, knowing that you trust me like that. With that part of you. That you’re willing to give over control to me like that… I know you’re used to holding onto that so tight in your day to day life. The fact that you’re willing to trust me with your control like this… it means a lot. And all I want to do is prove myself worthy of that trust. I love you. And thank you for believing in me when it came to this job. Having you in my corner when it comes to all this, it really meant more than you could know. I wouldn’t be what I am today without you.” (Aaron)

“Thank you for trusting me with that. I mean, for all of it but, even just trusting me enough to ask. I know it took me a long time to show you more of that side of myself. I love my powers, but, I never wanted that to be all I was. To anyone. Least of all you. Thank you for being someone that I can trust that part of myself with. That I can trust all of myself with. I love you very much, Angel. I’m grateful for you. [kisses] My perfect mate.” (David)

“You’re so good for me, Sweetheart. I’m pretty sure my lips are bruised. [laughs, and kisses] Thank you, Sweetheart, for this. For all of it. That trust that you have in me, it means everything. That’s what makes it all feel so fucking good when we do this shit. That control you hand me is such a gift. I hope you know just how much reverence I hold for that. It’s beautiful. It’s vulnerable. And It’s honest. And it’s so fucking hot, Sweetheart.” (Milo)

“Just be with me in this moment. Breathe with me. You turn my brain into a haze in the best way imaginable. [kisses] You are a thing of wonder, my love. Watching your eyes in that moment as you went over the edge, it’s like looking into pure feeling. So beautiful, it almost aches. [kisses] Thank you for sharing this part of yourself with me, and for letting me share myself with you in return. You make me so unbelievably happy. Truly. Like I haven’t been able to believe.” (Gavin)

[deezbignutz]

Honey and Guy, David and Angel, Doc and Hush, maybe even Dear and Lasko

[venuslove-28]

proofreading with guy

check out my kofi for comms ^^

[sheawritesstuff]

Redacted Characters' Sleep Attire Headcanons

☆ David - Shirtless with gym shorts

☆ Milo - Tank top and boxers

☆ Asher - Just boxers

☆ Damien - Tank top and shorts

☆ Huxley - Shirtless with pajama pants

☆ Gavin - Nude / Just sweatpants

☆ Lasko - T-shirt and pajama pants

☆ Kody - Hoodie and sweatpants

☆ Sam - Only pajama pants ;]

☆ Vincent - Sweatshirt and pajama pants

☆ Porter - Just briefs

☆ James - Tank top and boxers

☆ Anton - T-shirt, pajama pants, and socks

☆ Marcus - Full matching pajama set, sleep hat included

☆ Hush - Whatever Doc gives him to sleep in

☆ Blake - Pajama shirt and pants that somehow never match

☆ Elliott - Sweatshirt and shorts

☆ Aaron - Tank top and pajama pants

☆ Ollie - Oversized t-shirt and shorts

☆ Ivan - T-shirt and boxers

☆ Guy - Boxers and socks 

☆ Geordi - Graphic tee and briefs

☆ Morgan - Matching pajama set with patterned socks