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I forgot I can just post random shit on here without it being an ask.
Behold: a visual representation of me, just done doing random shit to my hair because I was bored and searching a quote trying to remember what it’s from, and the Microsoft AI spitting out this bullshit at me.
Like. Like why. Why did it do that. I was running on so little sleep. It was like 2 in the morning. This was Sunday night. Why did this happen. Microsoft Edge why are you built like this.
Anyway “You are both tinder and torchbearer” goes hard as FUCK and will be sticking with me for a very long time.
#art#sssbmty#what the fuck do I tag this as?#that Microsoft ai is so…. oh it’s so special#also first time me posting art of myself???#even if it’s just a shitty sketch?#wild#for the record I have the most ridiculous haircut known to man so yes the braided part is longer than the rest#yes none of it is even#yes I cut it myself#yes I’m growing it out#yes none of those sections are the same amount of hair#look I was gonna get an undercut but now I want to dye my hair while I have so much of it#professionally dying your hair is expensive tho and I don’t wanna destroy my hair with bleach if I do it myself#why did this turn into a rant about my hair? oops
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Your art is so, so, so, so cute. If you ever were so inclined, I would love to see your take on Charles finally getting to eat a plate of spaghetti
Edwin wasn't too sure he liked it, but I think he's convinced now!
ko-fi
#ask ask ask#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#edwin x charles#lady and the tramp scene be upon ye#well i can't be original all the time!#I think Edwin made the spaghetti using magic ingredients#he worked very hard to make it taste similar to the real thing#even though none of the ingredients are something you would usually find in pasta#(charles asked what they were and edwin said he didn't want to know)#so i guess new magic item: pasta ghosts can eat lol#at first i was going to draw charles laughing because i like to think he is the type to laugh when he's nervous#but it looked kinda mean so quiet wonder it is#For this is the night#and the heavens are right#On this lovely bella notte#maybe charles put the song on trying to be funny idk
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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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Bit of a hair and face study. I'm still dealing with heavy artblock.
Been over 3 years since I last drew him. And every time its bc of the awesome hair
#final fantasy viii#FFVIII#Squall Leonhart#the OG#poor Squall always getting his Dissidia art used all the time instead of his original design. Even on his wiki smh#we stan River Phoenix Squall here with his high waisted pants#none of that generic ass looking nomura ff7 extended universe side character face#no fringe swooshing around and tucked behind the ear and no wispy hair sticking forward? no thanks#yes i know he was originally designed and drawn by nomura; i can already see someone telling me that or something lol#my art
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working in a factory has you thinking so much about the insane chain of labor & transport that goes into making literally anything
#like first you realize that You are making & doing things that you previously had thought - if you'd thought abt it at all - were automated#& you become incredibly aware of how all the materials you're working with came from somewhere - these plastic clips are from france; this#fabric is from india etc. and that there are people in factories there making those things and that they are also probably getting their#materials from somewhere#one of the little things that makes me think about this the most is we have these 50m rolls of cotton banding we see onto canvas & nets#and in theory it should be all one piece but sometimes it's actually two pieces which you discover when you get far enough in the roll and#find that there's a join where it's been stitched together by hand (!). which is a little annoying bc we can't use that bit so you have#to cut that but out & stitch it together again on the machine which interrupts what you were sewing before & slows you down But it's so#striking to me bc like it's really easy to look at this banding & it's so exactly the same & obviously machine made it's Really easy to#forget that there are people there running these machines. who notice there's a break & have to stop what they're doing & get a needle &#thread and stitch it together. by hand! like someone somewhere has handled exactly where I'm touching it & i don't even know where in the#world they are!#the other place this happens is often on the selvedge edge of the fabric there's writing in pencil i don't know ye meaning of but evidently#was important to the process somewhere & someone wrote that out#idk like it's really easy to watch those videos of really specific machines in factories & convince yourself that everything is automated#but the truth is the vast majority of stuff is not & is made by people doing that. & even when it is there are people running those machine#<- and i'm not saying this in a soppy way tbc. this whole system is a nightmare of exploitation & to some degree I'm just continually amaze#by how insane this whole process is & also how completely un-transparent it is unless you are made to think abt it#another thing is noticeable when you look at our orders that most of what we sell isn't to customers it's to shops who then sell to custome#which then makes you think like. those plastic clips from france are they actually made in france or are we just buying them from france?#are they actually made by underpaid people in a country the name of which is completely lost to the chain of production at this point#anyways none of this is new it's just when you are working in a factory using this stuff you start wondering like.#what's the factory like that the person who stitched this banding together like. what's their day like there#wish we could talk abt how fucked up this all is - for them especially probably - together#thoughts
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Prompt 344
(Slightly based off a previous Prompt in design)
One Damian Al Ghul-Wayne is frustrated to say the least.
It isn’t like he’s unused to kidnappings and hostage plots, it’s Gotham, but Father has rules about getting kidnapped in civilian identities. Which is what he’d gotten kidnapped as, alongside a few of his honestly idiotic classmates. (Genuinely there were a few he could tolerate, but no, the kidnappers had grabbed the most annoying and shrill-voiced of them all, and if he was alone he could deal with it as Robin but no. Ugh)
So here he is, stuck with annoying whining children who wouldn’t know a kukri from a dagger. He doesn’t even have to pretend to be upset by the time the idiots get around to whatever they needed a dozen children for.
And look, he did halfheartedly struggle and even got a good stab in, but apparently the imbeciles weren’t completely idiotic. So here he is, stuck with several other idiots in the middle of some sort of ritual. Some sort of summoning if he’s not mistaken and damnit why is his family taking so long.
The children are screaming and crying in the shrill ear-splitting way that he hates, and honestly he’d rather be surrounded by animals. Like cats, they were quiet! Or even a bird-
The light turns blinding, the crackle of energy drowning out the chanting and-
Huh.
Huh.
That didn’t look like any sort of eldritch deity or demon if he was being honest. Damian almost scoffed. Of course the imbeciles couldn’t even do a summoning properly. (The three feline-esque beings squished into the summoning circles didn’t look to pleased, and honestly he’s nowhere near surprised when they break out like Alfred the Cat when his siblings try to put him in a carrier)
#DCxDP#DPxDC#PRompts#Cat Trio#Halfa Trio#Nekomata Sam#Griffin Danny#Sphynx Tucker#They didn’t even know they could get summoned to other planes of reality#These cult idiots are Sooo lucky they’ve finished school already#They look way younger than they r thx to their physical bodies bein stuck at 14#Damian is debating an alliance with the feral feline trio#Yes they don’t know how to get home#No don’t worry their adults will find them#They’re not even old enough to be summoned :/#No they don’t need adoption they’re just stuck here for a bit#I think it’d be funny if they all share the title of Ghost prince#slash Ghost princess#none of them wanna be ghost king/queen & got stuck sharing prince/princess#No the rest of Damian’s classmates aren’t surprised he befriended the demon cat people
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Moment I'm obsessing over today:
This response when you ask Gale "What does our relationship mean to you?"
You must know, our relationship is the brightest spot in our otherwise bleak endeavour. To know you love me for the man I am, and not the magic I command... None have loved me so purely before. You are everything to me, and yet our relationship is only a nascent fraction of what it will become. You give me hope, and I've not had that in some time.
Breathtakingly romantic, a little heartbreaking, and full of warmth and hope. It gets me every single time
And his expressions!! From puppy eyes to that sweet smile to warm certainty... I love him so so so much 🥺
#gale dekarios#screenshots#diaglogue#the ''you must know'' always puts me in mind of that pride & prejudice scene. ''you must know. surly you must know'' y'all know the one#also the player character's face when he says ''none have loved me so purely before'' is perfect like yes that is *incredibly* sad#i don't even really have any extra commentary on this i was just playing the scene again and my heart felt like it was about to explode#so i had to come on here and scream about it a bit lol
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ONE PIECE ep. 523 // ch. 603 || Luffy & Zoro really wanting to catch some fish while underwater on their way to Fishman Island
"As you can imagine, when there are too many holes at once, the bubble will break. For example, if we are bitten by a Sea King's fangs, it'll be trouble. So we have to be careful with creatures and obstacles in the sea. As long as we don't do anything foolish from inside, it’ll be fine."
#theyre really testing the limits of a doctor chopper who had enough akjdskj#one piece#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#usopp#chopper#fishman island#zolu#luzo#opgraphics#onepieceedit#opedit#mine#gif:one piece#gif:zolu#gif:op anime#gif:op manga#i just love this scene so much! zolu causing havoc together immediately after 2 years of separation is my favorite thing!#zoro missed luffy so he says yes to all his crazy ideas. even adds his own to it. one braincell between them fr#scratch that - none brain cell. nami it took it away from them#one piece ep 523#one piece ch 603#zoro one piece#luffy one piece#tony tony chopper
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for the LAST TIME, what does "having a crush" even mean
#im so confused#i think i might have a crush#but maybe i just want to be their friend??#but they make me feel giddy in a way none of my friends do#BUT i wouldn't really mind if they never saw me in a romantic light as long as I get to be close with them#BUT I DO LIKE THE IDEA OF DOING “DATE' STUFF WITH THEM#but i couldn't care less if that doesn't happen#i don't even really want to do anything to make that happen#but if they asked me out I'd say yes immediately#this is something i wouldn't do for my other friend so does this mean this is a crush???#help#aroace#aromantic#arospec#qpr#mmm crunchy#lgbtqia
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do most people know that mcgucket was using the memory gun on random workers and on ford repeatedly during the late stages of the portal construction?
#gravity falls#Stanford pines#Ford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#ive been seeing so many people acting like mcgucket was 100% morally pure during that whole era#and it occurred to me that a lot of people might not even know about this bit bc it only shows up in the blacklight journal#none of them were healthy or moral people. to varying degrees of harm yes but still.#bill was abusing ford and ford was accidentally destroying mcgucket and mcgucket was falling headfirst into accidental supervillain tactics#bc of his desire to machine away all problems and avoid all possible confrontation#neither ford nor mcgucket MEANT to be immoral and commit heinous acts against each other or the world at large#but by god did they do that anyway#their respective mental illnesses and flaws and also the horrors made it kind of hard to be good people at the time#fluffle talks
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HOLY FUCKLE A DOE REF FINALLY. Huge huge huge thanks to fenergizer.bsky.social for this amazing amazing gift??? gods I'm like in love with this. they did so fucking amazing drawing me.
#doeposting#the doe herself#this is my truesona#i dont really use my old fursonas as representation of myself anymore since none really actually captured how I look in our system#but Fen was like “LET ME DRAW YOU GIFT DOE. TELL ME ABOUT YOU.”#so I gave a fairly vague description based on my old pfp#(which was as close as Id gotten to what I look like before)#and Fen took a few artistic liberties and made a genuinely perfect representation#i didnt even tell them about the broken horn they were just like#“ah yes an enby transgendeer absolutely would have a broken antler”#and they knocked it out of the park
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honestly if there's one change book to TV that I'm super grateful for it's ageing up Daniel Molloy. that wet sack of a boy needed to ripen to reach Bogosian!Daniel level of sass
#on a more serious note it just adds sm to this romance for me#armand let him go he let him have one full human life#he got to grow out of his addiction both to drugs and to armand/armand's blood#he failed two marriages and fucked up two daughters yes but that's life#he had a whole successful career#spn#there's a lot to unpack with regards to armand's mindfuckery sure but it WAS an act of love#selflessness even#he wasn't backed in a corner bc the akasha thing is pushed to the back#and i do think book!armand wouldnt have turned daniel when he did#if he'd seen another chance for daniel#70s!daniel took none of armand's shit either#but present daniel is far more equipped to stand his ground i think#and armand is going to see#that the romance of daniel's youth isn't as fickle as he thought#bc daniel still feels a ravening and hopeless desire#i could talk about this for hours#devil's minion#iwtv#daniel molloy
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Me seeing people on twitter talking about morally grey characters like they're completely irredeemable and makes them abusive rapists as a result even though the bad actions they've done is only comparable to a Wile E. Coyote cartoon skit but gorier:
#cw: abuse mention#cw: rape mention#so i was on twitter- [THAT WAS A MISTAKE I KNOW]#and yes im talking about tf2 here#murder is morally neutral actually and it doesnt inherently mean that someone is evil or abusive#bro new zealand in the tf2 comics is just atlantis NONE OF THIS SHOULD BE TAKEN TOO SERIOUSLY#“but medic kept spy's head in a fridge” IM SORRY BUT HOW DO YOU SAY THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE#scout died in a emotionally effective way in the comics BUT HE BELIEVED TOM JONES WAS TALKING TO HIM AND WAS HIS DAD#even the angst have comedy in the comics#you can explore these characters in however way you wish and i encourage it but DO NOT force those interpretations onto others#putting the words “abusive” and “manipulation” on the top shelf until you mfs learn to use them properly#tf2#proships dni#f/o blog#tf2 spy#tf2 scout#tf2 demoman#spy tf2#tf2 sniper#tf2 heavy#tf2 soldier#tf2 pyro#tf2 engineer#[just me yapping]#ok to rb
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i'm telling you. kevin day divorced girl dad. gray hair by 28. reading glasses.
#yes i fw him and thea yes i fw him being divorced yes i fw him being aro. i contain multitudes#none of those actually contradict each other i just realized writing it out#but even if it did#who cares hes words on a page#aftg#kevin day
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#salamence#THIS one is a good one. someone else mentioned the chin and claimed they look like lord farquaad. and would say “why YES this is Divine” and#i didn't like how accurate that was. anyway dragon/flying 4x weakness to ice my belovèd. if anyone says ice is bad#keep in mind how much of the competitive landscape it totally nullifies. ice is like. probably my second favorite type. behind electric#even though none of this is about salamence. they've got the whole primary colors thing going on but minus yellow#red and blue. red white and blue. american pokémon? big red wings that're just Flat. i really dunno what's happening here i just know it's#supposed to be really good in competitive. and also they got a paradox form which i Guess TPC is trying to market as totally new unrelated#pokémon but i'm always going to call them “paradox hariyama” and such instead of ~iron hands~ or whatever they're supposed to be called#don't want my pokémon names to have two words in them……
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jon was the last human being elias ever saw. the last human being he ever talked to. the last human being he ever touched. hes been inside the heads of everyone in the world but jon was the last person he ever saw. and maybe the only person he ever truly saw. anyway hi how are you
Saros I need you to understand I made a Noise at this ask that made my cat run over to check on me. Which i think is maybe a little predictable of me.
I am also thinking about this in the context of how Jonah said that realizing his own selfishness was an awful thing to know, but also incredibly freeing. Thinking about how he again said Jons attempt, that was completely unsuccessful!!!, was nice! It was freeing! He enjoyed it!! Thinks about how Jonahs fear was of losing control, of his chance of survival and safety being taken away. He enjoys being known! He enjoys being understood by someone he thinks deserves it. He likes the idea of being known, of someone realizing that yes, he is a bad person, and seeing beauty in it. He likes the idea of it.
Thinks about how he viewed Jon as...not a companion, but as his in some way. Thinks about how he is completely sure that he understands Jon. Thinks about the way he knows about all of Jons deepest traumas and insecurities, knows exactly what to say to hurt him. Thinks about "I knew it had to be you." Thinks about, again "the freedom of it all." The freedom of it all!
Thinks about how Jonahs response to Jon saying he failed was just "Have i?" Thinks about how Jon tells him he's going to end the world and kill everyone and starving all the fears to death, he just says "That WE serve." Jon just told him he's going to undo everything he ever worked for but he refuses to let Jon think, for even a second, that they aren't the same. Because whether Jon likes it or not, Jonah is maybe the only person at the time who could possibly understand why Jon is doing this. Who could possibly understand every single reason. He already knows why Jon is doing this. He already knows everything that's led up to this point. And if jons going to do it, he knows he can't stop him. That's what scares him. But he won't let Jon pretend.
Thinks about how this is the first and last time we hear Jonah be afraid. Thinks about how Jonah is scared shitless, begging for his life against the person he happily destroyed the life of, and he knows he's fucked! But he doesn't want to die! And he sees the anger and fear and desperation and want of a man he ruined, of a man he made into something he views as beautiful, and it's the last thing he sees!!! Do you think he thought it was beautiful. Do you think he saw himself. Do you think in that moment he thinks, maybe he loves this man. Do you ever think about the fear and then acceptance, that he can't run forever. He's done. There's nothing he ever could've done. But he made something incredible, and nobody will ever be able to ignore the horrible, wonderful mark he left on the world. His last words were wishing him good luck! It's insane! Not "you're no better than me" or calling him a monster or anything. Just. Good luck. Good luck. It's insane. What the hell. I need to analyze it. What do you MEAN good luck.
Jon is the one person he could truly view as anything close to Part of what he was doing or what he wanted, and it didn't save Jon. It actively ruined his life. Do you think Jon saw Jonah gazing up at him with affection mixed in with horror as he died. Do you think it haunts him if/when he escapes somewhere else. I think it haunts him. I think he never manages to forget it. I think sometimes he looks at himself and understands why Jonah was so fond of him. I think that scares him more than he'll ever be able to explain. I think it's the one thing he'll never tell anyone he'll meet. I think Jonah ended with Jon, and Jon carried him with him for the rest of his life, and he wishes he didn't. I think Jonah would like that. I think Jon knows that, and he hates that too. (I think Jon wonders, would Jonah have even remembered him? If the roles had been reversed?) (I think he knows the answer.)
Anyways my days been great how's yours.
#jonelias#tma spoilers#obligatory im still getting a feel for everyone's personalities disclaimer#candyskiez asks#mutual spotted#DO YOU GET IT#obligatory yes others knew some of why jon was doing this#but jonah is the one person who knows All of it#who knows every single reason. every little thing that has led up to this#that knows there was never any world where jon agreed to send away the fears#jon would never do that. ever. that is not who he is. no matter what. none of them will ever convince him.#its understanding but in the most awful way possible#jon is completely seen including the parts he wants to kill and destroy#jon is Seen and Known and it will change him irrevocably and then its gone#and it couldng even be from someone he could trust.#he is completely understood by the person who hurt him the most#and he knows it
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