𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟Bernie - she/her mostly (sideblog is Crabbuckit 👉🦀👉)
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Guess who got into a fucking car accident
#1: not my fault. some asshole hit me after not stopping in time at a red light in the snow#2: I'm not injured. probably.#3: I'm like so fucking mad jesus fucking Christ#like things were actually going well for ONE day. one singular day.#and then I get hit by a fucking car#because ✨✨no one in this hellhole of a city can drive in the snow✨✨✨#so I'll be without a car for#idk. an amount of time?#just got a new job. so that's fucking great.#my dad is willing to help drive me. sure. I'll just be slightly homebound til it's fixed. I guess#still gotta move out of my apartment. cannot easily do this now and will have to rely on my dad for rides. again.#I'd type more tags but I'm too angry and my neck is starting to hurt. so I'm gonna take aleve and a bubble bath#and go the fuck to bed#bye#fluffle talks#personal
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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.
#<3333333333333333333333#<3333333333333333333333333333333333#oh yea baybey#you know it#tags not necessary#just fucking look at me
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A little ray of sunshine in the snow and the gloom
#dogs#look at herrrrrr she always looks extra beautiful in the snow 🥺🥺🥺#I need you all to know that Georgie is the prettiest and most perfect dog in the entire world#she's part husky so she absolutely love love loves the snow <333333#she also hates getting her picture taken so she kept trying to avoid looking at the camera lol#my little model 🥺🥺🥺🥺#I love her big giant nose and her orange orange ears#fluffles pets#cute animals
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everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank
#also the fish tank#well when I had a fish tank it was at least#recurring 'ahhhh I suddenly discovered a secret hidden fish tank that I forgot about!'#and I haven't cleaned it for months and also there's too many fish in it!!#or 'a giant fish inexplicably appears in my 10 gallon corydora tank and is going to eat all my corycats'#otherwise my dreams are generally fun and involve some sort of labyrinth#sometimes the fish tank would be in the labyrinth but not frequently#generally my fun labyrinths and my stressful fishtanks are kept separate
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#i am thinking about gus tonight#ive got a job interview tomorrow so i think im going to bring my tiny gus plush in my purse for moral support#patron saint of putting on an act and pretending to care about what some dumbasses are talking about in business meetings#ily gus <333#youre the best mafia boss#breaking bad#i miss gus so much
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man having the worst day of his life about to have the second worst day of his life
#<33333#oh ford-having-the-worst-day-of-his-life#how I adore you#I just think it's neat when terrible things happen and everything is awful#it compels me#and bill looks so happy in the bottom right 🥺#god these expressions are so good#need to spend all day at work thinking about this#gravity falls#I love horrifying things!! yay!!!!
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🌙Dream demon⭐️
#i learned how to search tumblr tags from past years and im having a great time#this is so so lovely 🤩#i want to live in this piece#joy and whimsy <333#and global destruction <33#and also a cool dream whale so like really pros and cons#gravity falls#cool art#i wish bill would show up in my dreams. but i havent even had a single interesting dream recently.#just some weird thing where i injured my hands somehow and was like oh ha ha look at me im developing stigmata#and then everyone was like woah youve got stigmata for real. and tried to make me kill myself in a mall. lame.#what grammatical syntax do you use with the word stigmata. jk i do not care. they dont deserve my correct grammar.
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something something personal hell paved with good intentions
#ahhh so cool!!!#love love love the colors...#im obsessed with how mcgucket is like actively a terrible person but also hes very polite so its fine#always thinking about alexs comments on the society of the blind eye commentary#i cant remember the exact quote but hes like 'he became a cult leader because he was just too polite'#guy who cant say no to helping someone out and also is genuinely a good and pleasant person#but also happens to have negative impulse control and refuses to acknowledge or admit that his actions are super extremely messed up#suuuuuure i repeatedly mind wiped myself and everyone around me but theres no harm done because hey. they cant remember it!#and neither can i : )#its just so easy to pull out a memory gun and start blastin#and also he likes to build deadly robots. just because.#dont even worry about the deadly robots theyre just a coping mechanism#gravity falls
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one scams people, the other loves men – they’re the mlm brothers
bonus: excellent addition by amazing @the-gay-prometheus :D
#op i wish you could hear the noise im making right now#its like an eeoooeooeoeohhoh sound#ouughhhh these are just so so so good#for some reason the one of ford in the turtleneck is making me emotional#these are just so good it makes me want to cry#ough#oogh#owgh#man i love pencil lines#i love you hatching#i love you construction lines#pencils are so neat#lets hear it for pencils#gravity falls#cool art
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Jesse pinkman the babygirl you are
#jesse <33333333333#<33333333333333333333333333333#thinking about him again <333#watching any scene with him and hearing his voice is literally like omg thats my close personal friend jesse pinkman 🥺🥺#hi jesse i havent seen you since the summer how have you been#my best friend jesse pinkman#oh jesse i miss you and your baggy clothes and beautiful eyes#cow house..... the cows DO live there...... youre so right....#breaking bad#brba
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Its nearly christmastime so you know what that means
annual rqg sexy battle wizards holiday special relisten
#Rusty quill gaming#RQG#sexy battle wizaaaaards ✨✨✨#it's so iconic#everything about lady voluptuousness#most notably the ghost wolf tornado and also staircase#sexy twink jesus#alex j newall making out with a Furby#kevin time and his evil brother justin time and their snake based rivalry#I can't remember who it was who flirted with mechanical Rudolph but that happened as well#it was all so iconic#the best part of the holiday season for sure
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What is the first song on your Spotify Wrapped that has a type of animal in the title? What is the first song that has someone's name in the title?
#axolotl by the veils coming in at number 4#and. jesus for the jugular. also by the veils. coming in at number 38.#awk#i swear i listen to other music but i tend to listen to my bill playlist and my fake supernatural season soundtrack playlist a lot at work#they keep me entertained.#99 out of 100 of the songs on my list are from either my gravity falls related playlists or my spn related playlists jfkdlsajfkl dear lord#and the single outlier is. tamacún by rodrigo y gabriela coming in at 24#aka jesse pinkmans intro song in breaking bad#god my spotify is fucked#just put me down bro#wait edit because i feel the need to clarify: i do not even like supernatural#i simply have a 140 page planning document of a fake season complete with soundtrack and full episode list#with special guest star: my not a self insert Bernie. she dies in episode 7. yea jesus explodes her. the usual.#yea you guessed it. evil gay jesus. obviously.#man i love talking in tags this is my favorite thing on any website
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Alex Hirsch's current Instagram story, these Gravity Falls Korean Wet Wipes!
#in times of joy and sorrow lord bill cipher with never...... go#words to fucking live by#I am curious what this actually all translates to#I assume 'comfortable human chair' is perfectly translated though#makes complete sense I think#I love how happy bill looks....#behold my blessed wet wipes#LOVE YOU 🦋#truly amazing#gravity falls
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Get Gatsby'd, sucker...
#the Great Gatsby#good omens#tumblr year in review#I'm like 90% sure that this is because of the book of bill#the bill wave so strong he's dragging gatsby along and accidentally sweeping gomens legs on the way past#absolutely hilarious. thank you bill.#gravity falls#kinda
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Sevika Sevika Sevika
#bw oug h#oogh#i think i hauve covid#i rewatched season 1 and she is. my fav??? my fav.#im in love with her?? im in love with her.#i forgot how much i love cool robot arms... nd then i rewatched all the scenes with her and her cool robot arm.....#discounting the robot arm shes already dope as hell. but its a real cherry on top#girl i love you and your dubious yet unwavering moral code#shes the protagonist. to me.#also thank you for drawing her so beautiful and wonderful and perfect#i want to buy a wallet and then put this pic in it to stare at longingly#sevika sevika sevika.... i agree wholeheartedly#arcane
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thinking about bill again. i think its fine he did all that. hes just a little cutie pie so honestly its all chill.
#gravity falls#bill cipher#i forgive him for everything#hes adorable!!! we cannot blame him for murder or wanton destruction or torture or maiming or arson or whatever#hes allowed#hes got a cute little top hat and a cute little bowtie and hes just yellow and small and hes honestly allowed to do whatever#literally its chill. 'oooh hes evil' well that sounds like a you problem. get over it. grow as a person. smh 🙄
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i dont feel like saving this at higher quality
#gravity falls#bill cipher#buffalo bills#i think he would hate the bills#i need all of you to know that bills fans are officially referred to as the 'bills mafia'#they have a tendency to light tables on fire and jump through them. i think bill would like that at least.#i do not care about football but legally im obligated to root for the bills. so legally im obligated to draw this.#i do like seeing the players have fun in the snow though. making little football angels.#fluffle art#sort of#barely
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