𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟Bernie - she/her mostly (sideblog is Crabbuckit 👉🦀👉)
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me staring at my bill ouija board which currently lives on the floor of my bedroom because i dont have shelf space at my new place
#gravity falls#6 THOUSAND dollars?!?!?!#hello?????#mine cost: comic con ticket. and some materials for cosplay creation. and some severe but temporary nerve damage in my hands.#due to said cosplay creation#welcome to the club anonymous#i hope you enjoy the nice woodstain smell of it#it smells lovely btw it really is beautiful in person
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ive been watchig dragon ball z again
#oh my god I'm so glad someone else is also just picturing doing Vegeta attacks at customers all day#this is too timely#I know I just reblogged that post about Vegeta killing those namekians and was like 'me at my retail job' in the tags#but I promise I didn't see this post before that#this is just the retail mood#finally someone fucking gets it#anyway I think Vegeta would be really bad at managing a grocery store bc he'd run that shit like the military#and be super anal about literally everything#BUT#he /would/ encourage his employees to kill as many customers as they want#so I think he'd be a pretty good boss all things considered#dragon ball#dbz
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#every time a customer bothered me at work this weekend i was just doing this to them in my mind#i hate you all you stupid customers#stop asking me where the fucking carrots are. look with your eyes.#they ask something utterly inane and stupid#i picture myself exploding them with some sort of Powers#and then i say 'haha lemme go check the back its no problem at all ^u^'#dragon ball#dbz
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Reblog if you would ride a train to New York City and fall madly in love with a mysterious woman on the train who does not return your affections as she is an assassin sent to kill you
#when I was taking the train out of NYC last time we got delayed and stuck on the tracks#bc some other train ahead of us hit and killed a guy so we had to wait before driving through the crime scene 🙄🙄#there were like 4 of us still in my car bc we were sooooo close to the end of the trip but no a freighter just had to kill a guy#anyway I made friends with all my fellow passengers while we waited to move#shout out to johnny and the whisky that he IMMEDIATELY busted out and shared with us#and deena who led an expedition to the snack car#you guys were cool and nice and I miss you#I don't think either of them was there to kill me though#also it was in the middle of fall so the foliage was beautiful. but I sat in the like one seat that didn't have a window 😭😭#it was fun spending 8 hours staring at a blank wall#also shout out to the train attendants who didnt even attempt to be coy and were just like 'ya guy died :/'
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#rewatched this movie last night <333#it's my comfort 'watch 3 or maybe 4 guys beat the shit out of each other for 40 minutes' movie#love their little coats#also love how their coats are the same length but on vegeta its so much longer#so good#also I keep thinking about Goku's little warmup dance thing that he does 🥺🥺 it is so cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺#I love you Goku you're my best friend you're my hero#love you too Vegeta you suck#dragon ball#dbz#I do not remember what is my usual DB tag but whatevar#close enough
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Mel Chin: ‘KNOWMAD’ (1999)
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it has been a long week here comes a tag rant
#personal#so on the 20th i get the news that i got full time at work so i officially have a new job#on the 21st i get into a car crash#on the 22nd i sleep and learn yay im not injured#on the 23rd its my last day at work and i receive $1500#that evening my dad decides to start fighting with me again#on the 24th i pack half my apartment up to move and learn that my cars officially totaled#on the 25th its christmas#today i get my rental car and then my stepdad decides to start a fight with me too#tomorrow i pack the rest of my apartment and fight my landlord#day after that i buy a new car. maybe. a dealer will ATTEMPT to sell me a new car.#its been ups and downs yall#i have made. so many phone calls.#and learned that when you tell someone 'yea my car got totaled : (' theyre always very nice and pity you very much#people on the phone get very sympathetic when you say your cars busted#i appreciate it#the sympathy has been nice. very relieving#i just want to rest?? thatd be nice.#i want one day where i do not have to make a phone call#i didnt have any to make on christmas bc it was christmas but i did spend the entire day in a state of stress#thinking about phone calls#so that didnt really count as rest#at least ive got some time off work before i start full time so this is a semi convenient time to be fielding all this#not convenient but like. not as bad as it could be i guess.#sigh#fluffle talks
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A very cozy and safe spider crab [Grapsus grapsus] dozing between two rocks in Lima, Peru. Image by Rubén Guzmán.
#🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#thinking about my best friend grapsus grapsus on this fine morning#i love their little purple eyes so much#so cozy in the rocks 🥺🥺🥺��🥺🥺#crabs#cute animals
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Guess who got into a fucking car accident
#1: not my fault. some asshole hit me after not stopping in time at a red light in the snow#2: I'm not injured. probably.#3: I'm like so fucking mad jesus fucking Christ#like things were actually going well for ONE day. one singular day.#and then I get hit by a fucking car#because ✨✨no one in this hellhole of a city can drive in the snow✨✨✨#so I'll be without a car for#idk. an amount of time?#just got a new job. so that's fucking great.#my dad is willing to help drive me. sure. I'll just be slightly homebound til it's fixed. I guess#still gotta move out of my apartment. cannot easily do this now and will have to rely on my dad for rides. again.#I'd type more tags but I'm too angry and my neck is starting to hurt. so I'm gonna take aleve and a bubble bath#and go the fuck to bed#bye#fluffle talks#personal
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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.
#<3333333333333333333333#<3333333333333333333333333333333333#oh yea baybey#you know it#tags not necessary#just fucking look at me
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A little ray of sunshine in the snow and the gloom
#dogs#look at herrrrrr she always looks extra beautiful in the snow 🥺🥺🥺#I need you all to know that Georgie is the prettiest and most perfect dog in the entire world#she's part husky so she absolutely love love loves the snow <333333#she also hates getting her picture taken so she kept trying to avoid looking at the camera lol#my little model 🥺🥺🥺🥺#I love her big giant nose and her orange orange ears#fluffles pets#cute animals
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everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank
#also the fish tank#well when I had a fish tank it was at least#recurring 'ahhhh I suddenly discovered a secret hidden fish tank that I forgot about!'#and I haven't cleaned it for months and also there's too many fish in it!!#or 'a giant fish inexplicably appears in my 10 gallon corydora tank and is going to eat all my corycats'#otherwise my dreams are generally fun and involve some sort of labyrinth#sometimes the fish tank would be in the labyrinth but not frequently#generally my fun labyrinths and my stressful fishtanks are kept separate
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#i am thinking about gus tonight#ive got a job interview tomorrow so i think im going to bring my tiny gus plush in my purse for moral support#patron saint of putting on an act and pretending to care about what some dumbasses are talking about in business meetings#ily gus <333#youre the best mafia boss#breaking bad#i miss gus so much
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man having the worst day of his life about to have the second worst day of his life
#<33333#oh ford-having-the-worst-day-of-his-life#how I adore you#I just think it's neat when terrible things happen and everything is awful#it compels me#and bill looks so happy in the bottom right 🥺#god these expressions are so good#need to spend all day at work thinking about this#gravity falls#I love horrifying things!! yay!!!!
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🌙Dream demon⭐️
#i learned how to search tumblr tags from past years and im having a great time#this is so so lovely 🤩#i want to live in this piece#joy and whimsy <333#and global destruction <33#and also a cool dream whale so like really pros and cons#gravity falls#cool art#i wish bill would show up in my dreams. but i havent even had a single interesting dream recently.#just some weird thing where i injured my hands somehow and was like oh ha ha look at me im developing stigmata#and then everyone was like woah youve got stigmata for real. and tried to make me kill myself in a mall. lame.#what grammatical syntax do you use with the word stigmata. jk i do not care. they dont deserve my correct grammar.
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