#yeet it’s a wild opinion

[helluvatrek]

Me and @kermit-the-fag-official made some dumb ships so here’s the fanfic💀

Their fic: https://www.tumblr.com/kermit-the-fag-official/769167417183207424

Tuvix x Lizard Janeway

Chapter 1:Bro is lowkey wild for that

Chakotay was extremely enraged as he watched Tuvix step off the transporter pad. “GRRRRR!!!” he exclaimed. “First, our helmsman and captain become lizards, and now our security officer and lunch lady became one person!!!.”

“Erm…ackshully,” Tuvix said, “Neelix is not a female, and he does a lot more than prepare lunch.”

Chakotay hissed. “I DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR OPINION.” He proceeded to throw Tuvix against the wall.

“Not nice, man.” Tuvix said. “I was like, just born. Can’t you cut me a break?”

“NOOOOO!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!”

Kes nonchalantly entered the transporter room. She looked at Tuvix and started blushing. He’s such a rizzler, She thought.

“ARGGHHH YOU STUPID FURRY!!!” Chakotay yelled at Tuvix.

“Erm, what the sigma are you doing?” Kes asked.

Chakotay turned around and realized she was there. He started blushing kawaii like a schoolgirl in an anime. “Erm, I was just chatting with my new friend.”

Kes looked at him in disbelief. “Bro stfu you’re not an alpha. Also The Doctor asked me to take ermmmm….Neebok to sick bay.”

“Erm…ackshully, my name is Tuvix; a combination of the names of my fathers.”

“Wait,” Kes said. “TUVOK AND NEELIX ARE MARRIED!? AND THEY HAVE A CHILD!?”

“Um no,” Tuvix exclaimed in a rather annoyed tone. “I am a unique person with the combined DNA, knowledge, and memories of Tuvok and Neelix. I call them my fathers because they did create me using their DNA, so it would only be logical to do so.”

“Just put the fries in the bag, bro.” Kes said, “It’s time to go to sick bay.”

Chapter 2: wtf moment💀

As soon as the turbo lift doors closed Kes started moaning violently and Tuvix was lowkey a traumatized mf at this point. “Hrrrnnbhhhfggggggg.” Kes mumbled. “Finally, someone lowkey chill as Tuvok, and as much skibidi rizz as my alpha Neelix.”

“Erm,” said Tuvix, “I’ll have you know that I have only been living for about twenty minutes and I am too young to lose my virginity.”

Kes looked at Tuvix in a sarcastic way. “Bro lowkey forgot I’m one year old. Imagine, could never be me.”

Tuvix was concerned. “So you’re telling me you’re not a virgin?”

“Erm, I thought you said you have the combined memories of Tuvok and Neelix.” Kes bombastic side eyed.

“Well, about that…..ermmmmm I’m just a forgetful person.”

Kes didn’t care so she continued moaning violently. I need to get him pregnant. She thought.

Finally, the turbo lift doors opened and B’elanna Torres was standing outside.

“Oh, skibidi!” Kes said in a frustrated tone indeed. “I forgot to halt the doors. No wonder it was hard to looksmaxx.”

B’elanna nonchalantly looked at Kes, then at Tuvix. “Who tf are you!?” She asked him.

“I’m Tuvix.” he said.

“Bruh.” B’elanna exclaimed and then she proceeded to enter the turbo lift.

“Whoa buddy, who do think you are?” Kes said in a preppy ahh way. She pushed her.

“Chat, aren’t you going to sick bay with this beta?” B’elannna growled. “Cuz sick bays on this deck, y’know.”

Kes hissed. “HOW DARE YOU CALL MY ALPHA SIGMA DISCORD KITTEN A BETA!!!!” B’elanna rolled her eyes and yeeted Tuvix and Kes into sick bay. B’elanna barked at them to make sure they didn’t come back into the turbo lift.

Chapter 3: Tuvix meets lizard Janeway

Tuvix was rather annoyed indeed that Kes kept touching him. Not as annoyed as The Doctor when he entered the room.

“Oh,” said Kes, “Hi, doctor.” Tuvix could see her blushing like Chakotay did earlier. Bruh, he thought. Why is blud like this? “This is my alpha, Tuvix. Tuvok and Neelix got in a transporter accident.”

“Argghhh,” said The Doctor. “No one ever tells me what’s going on around here.”

Suddenly, Tuvix’s ears bled. “ERMMM!!!! WHAT IN THE ACKSHULLY IS THAT SONG!?”

The Doctor was super pissed. “I’ll have you know that this is my favorite song.” He said angrily. He sang, “FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING TO THE PEN TO THE KING WHERES MY CROWN THATS MY BLING ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING!!!!!”

“Bro actually thought he ate.” Tom Paris said while laying on the bio beds. He still had some lizard characteristics, such as the tail, so it was really hard for him to mew without having to change his gyatt position every 5 seconds. Janeway was there too, and as Tuvix looked at her, he realized he was blushing in the same way Kes and Chakotay were.

“Hey you beta!” Janeway called to The Doctor. “Who is this mf?”

The Doctor sighed. “Tuvok and Neelix got combined bruh.”

“Bro…that sucks.”

“REAL!” The Doctor exclaimed. “He doesn’t even like my music taste!”

Janeway mewed. “Blud no KSI song is a bop wtf man.”

Tuvix tried not to giggle, because Janeway was so rizzful.

“So, when are we gonna get Tuvok and Neelix back?” Janeway asked The Doctor.

“Soon,” he said, with a huge smirk on his face.

“NOOOOO!!!!” Tuvix cried. “PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF AN ALPHA MALE!!!!”

Janeway looked at Tuvix, and she realized he had kind of a jawline. “Have you been mewing lately?” She asked.

“No?”

“Bruh never mind.”

Chapter 4: THE EPIC EDGING BATTLE pt 1: Tom Paris is moaning

“HES MY EDGER!!” Kes screamed angrily. “HOW DARE YOU TRY TO RIZZ HIM UP!!!” Janeway was very angry so she yeeted Kes with her lizard tail.

“GRRRRRRRR!!” Kes exclaimed. “SKIBIDI TOILET AHH TAIL!!”

Janeway lowkey didn’t really care cause she was just a chill guy who lowkey didn’t really care.

The Doctor looked at Tom Paris.

Tom Paris moaned, “If you don’t hawk tuah, then I won’t talk tuah.”

The Doctor sighed and then proceeded to spit on that thang.

“Ugggghhhh,” Paris mogged. “Now glaze my lizard toes.”

The Doctor looked at how dry and sad his toes were. “Only if it gives you aura.”

Meanwhile, Tuvix was watching Janeway and Kes fight. “THATS IT!” Janeway announced. “I CHALLENGE YOU…..TO AN EPIC EDGING BATTLE!!!”

The Doctor gasped. “Did I hear what I thought I heard?” He smiled. “Ah, I remember the first edging battle on this ship.”

Kes rolled her eyes.

The Doctor continued, “It was when we first lost our aura-“

“GRRRRRR!!!!” Janeway screamed. “SILENCE!!!” Tuvix watched quietly as Janeway and Kes edged violently. Kes moaned….Janeway moaned….they both moaned…. The Doctor was still getting Tom Paris oiled up. Tuvix was still worried about his aura points.

“Gyatttttt.” Said Tom.

“Bruh,” said The Doctor.

“Shush.”

“Okay…..Alpha.” Tom moaned freakily.

Suddenly someone yelled, “SKIBIDI TOILET!!! ENSIGN KIM IS PREGNANT!!”

Chapter 5: THE EPIC EDGING BATTLE pt 2: Ensign Kim is pregnant

“But how?” The Doctor asked. “He can’t be pregnant, he’s a man.”

B’elanna explained, “So you know that Quinn guy? Well it turns he and Harry Kim secretly fell in love and so Quinn used his magic aura points to make him pregnant.”

Harry Kim was furious. “Doctor, B’elanna is lying. Chakotay is the father.”

The Doctor lowkey didn’t really care, because he was still in the middle of massaging Tom’s lizard toes.

“Bruh,” Tom said to Kim, “YOU MOG SOMEONE ELSE, HUH?! YOU STUPID BETA! THATS IT, WERE NOT RIZZING NO MORE!!!”

Kim looked at him awkwardly, “Erm, we were never dating, what the sigma are you talking about? Also, why is The Doctor getting you oiled up?”

Tom was cooked.

Meanwhile, Janeway and Kes were still doing their epic edging battle. Janeway was edging so fast barely anyone could identify her aura. Kes got blinded by the light of her mewing. “NOOOO!!!” Said Kes, “AHHHHHH!!!” Janeway’s streak of edging light was so powerful that it lowkey ate and left no crumbs. Kes died.

“NOOOOOOO!!!!” B’elanna cried, “MY UWU COTTAGE CORE DISCORD KITTEN!!!!”

Harry smirked. “Maybe you shouldn’t have lied to The Doctor about who the father to my child is!!!”

“The gacha heat is wild.” Tuvix exclaimed.

“SHUT UP, TUVIX!!!! NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!” B’elanna yelled angrily.

Tuvix lost so much aura that he never won a dress to impress game ever again.

Chapter 6: Tuvix gets unalived I think

“Golly gee,” Janeway announced. “Looks like I won the epic edging battle.”

Tuvix blushed. “Now we can get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.”

The Doctor sighed. “Well, sorry to burst yer bubble, but I have just found a way to bring Tuvok and Neelix back. And also to make you lizard folk human again.”

“GRRRRRRR!!!!” said Janeway.

Tuvix knew what he had to do because queen never cry. “WAIT! THEY DONT LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!”

The Doctor side eyed bro. “Chat, I barely know you.”

Tuvix was lowkey cooked. He looked at the dead body of Kes. “Erm, shouldn’t we have a funeral for bro or smth?”

B’elanna blushed kawaii just thinking about her. Tom Paris started hitting the griddy. Harry was in labor. The Doctor was rewriting his program subroutines to emit the perfect jawline.

Tuvix sighed. No one cares about me. “Do it,” he said sadly, “Kill me. I deserve it. I’m a mistake.” He said to The Doctor.

“Just put the fries in the bag bro.”

Bro did the transporter thing and now Tuvok and Neelix are mewing again. The Doctor also cured Janeway and Tom’s incurable beta disease somehow.

“Erm, hi Mr. Vulcan, I mean…alpha male…I’m your discord kitten, right?” Neelix said in his gacha life male anime protagonist ahh voice.

“No, wtf-“ Tuvok was cut off as he heard Harry moan violently.

“Oh my sigma!” B’elanna exclaimed. “It’s a lizard baby!!”

“That’s enough sick bay for today.” Tom said as he proceeded to leave.

“We can be a polycule right?” Janeway and Tuvok asked Neelix.

“Sure skibidi slicers.”

THE END😤😤😤

[pixelagames2000]

Hay, Decided to remake my OC character sheet, Added some extra stuff.

I gave her two weapons, a retractable Paton, and a katana. I also decided to give her an elemental power (since, some bots have that too) I felt like giving her water powers, since I think it fits her. Her special attack is the Aqua pole, in combat she can Extend her Paton, and charge it with some water, it can hit the opponent rapidly in quick attacks, not as powerful as others, but still effective. Once it hit the opponent, it unleashes a powerful splash or wave that can yeet opponents far enough away, and if executed properly, it can even incapacitate them. Her alt mode is a mini cooper, around the same size as Bluecop and Wild Guardys alt modes, but slightly smaller. She’s also just a little bit smaller and shorter than them, reaching halfway up their shoulder.

(Background and Personality) Back on Mechina she was an artisan, just working on her craft as a student. But before she could graduate, and fully start her career, the planet was destroyed and everyone evacuated. She drifted through space, until eventually landed on earth, wondering around the planet until the Star guardians found her. She didn’t actually fight them, or resist them, she was actually very understanding and cooperative (which blue was very pleased with) she was however hesitant about letting Jun take her in and turning into a card for him to use, she has nothing against the kid, she just thinks it’s odd and unwise to let a kid be responsible for them and wield the watch band card reader thing (i don’t know what it’s called) why should their fate be trusted to a child? It just didn’t make any sense to her. Especially the fact that their freedom was being taken, of course she could see that Jun wasn’t that kind of person, he cares deeply about the Metal Cardbots, he doesn’t force them to do anything unless it’s dire. Eventually, after a lot of thinking (and some spark to spark talk from Bluecop) she excepts this, and let’s jun capture her in a card. He promises her that he’ll be kind, gentle, and patient with her, not making her do anything unless it’s absolutely necessary, she excepts it, and is happy to be apart of the Star guardian family.

As for her personality, she’s…(Autistic), Quiet, serious, sensitive, and kind. Does not like conflict, and is unlikely to do things which may generate conflict. Can be seen as cold or aloof, but she’s not actually like that (she’s a mix of cold and soft). Honest, loyal, faithful, compassionate, Wise but still naive, stoic and reserved, but still pleasant and friendly. Optimistic, creative, intelligent, shy, bold, brave, adventurous, caring, spunky, feisty when she needs to be, sassy, can do attitude (but can sometimes take charge), basically a type 5 or an ISFP. She’s good at problem solving, navigating, working with electronics, artistic, and she’s a good listener, she always tries to be supportive and helpful to her friends, she’s also a rule follower, if the rules are fair and just and logical, she’ll follow them.

She’s also got a small little crush on Bluecop, but she’s too shy to show or say anything about it, she’s not the best at showing love and affection to others. She also struggles with reading people, understanding social cues, and she can be a little too trusting of others, so much so that she struggles seeing red flags. So, the others look out for her, and warn her about any potential dangers. She’s still growing and learning, still finding her place amongst the star guardians, and still figuring out her new life on earth. But, she knows who she is, she knows what she stands for, and she stands firmly in her beliefs and opinions (she can be stubborn at times, but she’s not opposed to listening and understanding others point of view or opinions) she’ll always Stan for what is right, she always tries to do the right thing. Despite her shortcomings, she tries her best, she’s a good friend.

Ok, that’s pretty much everything! Sorry about the long paragraphs ^^, I hope you enjoyed this tho!

[thatpersonwhosaidtheywouldnt]

How would you rank Wally's runs as the flash?

Oooo okay well I have not properly read everything so I will come and answer this again later when I have but! As of now...

1. Waid's first and second Flash run (technically it's one but they are separated by the Millar/Morrison stuff so I note them as separate). I mean it's iconic. It's the foundation for everything to come. I doubt it will ever be one upped.

2. Adams run reclaimed Wally's Character from the depths and brought fun back to Flash comics. I love it dearly

3. Spurrier's run, I know it is current so this is perhaps bias because of that but I truly love everything this run has done. It feels very true to all that came before it, especially Waid's stuff. It may end up better than Adams in my opinion too. Depends where it goes.

4. Waid's third run, the Wild Wests. Its fun, its angsty, does new stuff but is also very Waid. Gave us Irey and Jai. Great stuff.

5. Flash Forward, look I know this isn't a loved comic cause it is right after Heroes in Crisis but I love it and all the character work it does. Plus it gave us back the twins.

6. Messner-Loebs cause he gave us Linda and I like the stories I have read, but have not read in full.

7. Geoff Johns, I really skimmed this run mostly. It does some good stuff but he does not write Linda well and makes a lot of choices for Wally I do not like. Not to mention the over the top violence that was his early 2000s writing or the yeeting of most of the Flashfamily. Maybe my opinion will change when fully read but I doubt it.

8. Baron, this run is just... not my favorite. Idk that I would say it is straight bad but I have never been able to get far in reading it. Haven't read in full though so who knows.

I think I got them all there. Tis my opinions at the end of the day and I do think a few of these runs are very close in quality.

[bluesdesk]

People. 50.6% of 87 votes are exactly 44 votes. And 49.4% is 43 votes. Tears of the Kingdom lost to Alttp for ONE VOTE

Anyway, I decided to yeet both off the poll! Let the 9th round begin! There are 8 games left, and these are really the best. I still have one game I want to vote but then the choice will be harder!

As I've written many things about totk but I don't want to give unwanted spoilers, this time the rankings are here and my opinions on the games are under the cut!

<< Previous round

The CDIs

Triforce Heroes

Zelda 2

Hyrule Warriors / Legends / Definitive

Cadence of Hyrule

Zelda 1

Four Swords Adventures

Four Swords

Oracle of Seasons/Ages

Age of Calamity

Phantom Hourglass

Link's awakening/LANS

Spirit Tracks

Tears of the Kingdom

A link to the Past

Soo! TotK and AlttP. I played AlttP shortly after BotW on nso, when TotK still wasn't out. I liked it a lot at first, but I have to say I didn't complete it. It was technologically advanced for that time for sure, but I don't think it aged well. The dungeons didn't leave me anything valuable to remember, like other games did, the items weren't equipped easily and the story was too simple and banal.

As for TotK. Oh TotK. I got to play botw another bit before returning it (I had borrowed it from a friend), after quitting alttp. And I still liked it! Then I bought TotK and at the beginning I was extremely surprised, it looked so great. I thought Rauru was the same first sage from OoT and he had a "goat disguise" to not be recognized, like his owl form. Of course I was wrong and then I was so disappointed, i left it almost one year ago and don't have any urge to play it again, I probably will though and give it another chance because something was really good like seeing grown up characters or finding those "Zeldas" or building things or finding amiibo costumes. - the story is great for a standalone game, but for zelda? The zonai make no sense to me and contradicted everything we knew. In the past right after sksw the gerudo weren't known, the zora and rito didn't exist, the gorons weren't on death mountain. They should have made another antagonist and not Ganondorf. Zelda's sacrifice was honestly a so great part, but the ending was awful. - the "dungeons" were copies of each other. And short and banal as heck, and the dialogues after each one were always the same. - People didn't remember Link. Only some of the major characters did but the majority of the npcs didn't know him. And Link didn't have the majority of his clothes. I know the outfits weren't mandatory to get in botw (nothing was mandatory tho) but at least the most known could have been left. The gerudo outfit, the climber set, the hylian set, the luminous stone set! They made up a story for the zora tunic and that's a good thing. - The depths were empty and too dark, even after the light roots were lighted. It was too easy to get lost. - the ultrahand and fuse mechanics are amazing as well as the ascend, but they should have made them mandatory at least for some parts of the game, to give them more spotlight. - I would have loved to have way more sksw references, this isn't a flaw of course but a personal preference! Also I would have loved to have Wolf Link as an ally again, instead of the spirits of the sages. - personal experience: the game crashed after I defeated Ganondorf for the last time. I was about to see the final cutscene when the screen went black and it never played (I saw it on youtube). Everything else on the swotch worked perfectly so it was just the game. Of course it doesn't autosave or let people save the game after entering the zone before the first fight with Ganondorf so I'm back there. I hated it.

[xstarlightxstarbrightx]

mini rambles #2

i'm currently in the process of writing the minific anthology thing i wanted to post on AO3, but while i'm doing it i decided to add a Mini Rambles abt Inazuma (b/c i wanna get back into the swing of posting teehee)

i'm also testing out different methods of yapping that helps me skip out on ✦ quest combing ✦

[post-civil war] as always, Kaeya and Lumine spend a year in the Nation that they're helping out w/ (as much as Lumine HATES Inazuma, i'm 90% sure she feels a need to help out b/c she's got a complex abt it)

Kaeya lowkey TERRIFIED of Raiden (b/c girly almost killed him, dw abt it)

Lumine constantly on edge b/c the air is slightly electric and she's Element Sensitive so it's always like her hairs are standing on end

despite Inazuma being Kinda Stressful, they become homies w/ the trio of Ayaka, Thoma, and Yoimiya.

Ayaka is a weirdo (affectionate). she goes creek crawling to find crabs and lizards. she's absolutely fascinated by the ecosystem of the Chinju Forest so she spends a lot of time there. (also love the idea that she does a sort of dance-style meditation but she does it in the creek b/c she's weird like that. soggy socks back at it again fr fr)

Ayaka and Yoimiya are often referred to as "Lumi's Bad Influences" by Kaeya, b/c Yoimiya is feral and Ayaka is an enabler (b/c she likes to feel included) and they both rope Lumine into their shenanigans

Paimon demands to play Hot Pot almost every night and Lumine is this close to grabbing every Jueyun Chili she can find and scarring Paimon for life.

occasionally, Bennett would come hang out w/ the Traveler Trio, but at some point he almost got YEETED by one of the Thundering Sakuras so Lumine disallows him from traveling w/ them to the Inazuma wilds specifically.

Yae Miko likes to fuck w/ Lumine like 10x more ever since Lumine pointed a sword at her (dw abt it, it's a thing that happens in one of the fics)

at some point, Yoimiya introduces Lumine and Ayaka to several different Light Novel series, and Lumine discovers an adoration for the crazy ass stories that the people of Teyvat read.

Lumine is really good at Onikabuto fights, but Kaeya's even better. Paimon kinda hates him for it b/c she has NO IDEA how his Onikabuto keep beating her ass. Paimon and Itto are always sore losers abt it.

Watatsumi Island, in the opinion of the Traveler Trio, is the best island because it's the least stressful. Lumi still misses the fuck out of Teppei, tho. That was her homie, man.

they don't talk abt Tsurumi Island. Lumi was fucked up for days after they finally cleared the fog.

Kaeya doesn't want to admit it but he does his best to steer them clear of Yashiori Island. Yes, they cleared the lightning storms, but listen the memories there are still ROUGH.

Lumi feels guilty as shit about it, but she keeps count of all the work that needs to be done for Inazuma to be OK without them, and she plans on AVOIDING this place like the PLAGUE the moment she feels like she's helped them to her fullest.

She feels so bad about it though. like so bad. she likes her friends here, but she's so fucked up from this place. bisexual japan is scary

Lumi and Kaeya have so many scars from this place. the conversation with Zhongli whenever they come back to Liyue is gonna be ✦INTERESTING✦

[myfavlinkistwilight]

Random Linked Universe Thoughts part Seven:

*ahem*

You see this guy?

Yeah, we all know him and love him. However, i've noticed a trend that tends to follow his reputation in discussions and debates and such, one I believe to be very exaggerated.

OH MY GOSH WE GET IT HE KILLED A GOD THAT DOESN'T MEAN HES NECESSARILY STRONGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE I MEAN TIME STOPPED THE MOON FROM FALLING SO MAYBE GO ROOT FOR HIM AJSKSKSJSKKS

Sorry about that. Anyways, I've seen a LOT of stuff about this, and for a disclaimer i'm not trying to discount his victory over evil. I know he's powerful and stuff, but I digress. Sky Is often portrayed as the nice guy who would murder you if you did so much as blink wrong to the people close to him. And honestly, it's pretty funny. The "nice guy who could kill you in your sleep" trope amuses me. Especially when you consider we're talking about THIS guy. (not saying it holds no truth *flashbacks to when Wild broke the Master Sword*, but its still funny)

Hehehe

Anyways, I love Sky and all, but just because he killed Demise does not mean he can, let's say, beat Twilight in a wrestling match (I've seen actual fanart of that, lovely art, rather silly concept) Because let's be honest, Twilight's jacked, and has yeeted a goron five times his size. Sky is... well he's Sky.

For starters, I personally think a lot of the other links had more dangerous final boss fights (my opinion), and if you play the game he's powerful yes, but I mean cmon guys. That was once. Being awesome and killing a powerful being doesn't mean you're automatically most powerful.

My main point is that just because he murdered Demise, does not mean he's some crazy being that's invincible and omnipotent. Like let's just love him for the cinnamon bun he is. (Sometimes)

Anyways that's just something that's always bugged me. Thanks for reading my rant, and here's an angry Sky as a reward:

[toomuchsmoshbrainrot]

I don't mean this rudely, and I don't mean this addressed specifically at you, but it's genuinely such a weird thought to assume Smosh is keeping Noah around for the simple reason of "well, he'll sue! Firing him is discrimination!" when the counterargument is... Noah is a pro-genocide zionist, which in itself would mean HE'S the one discriminating. For most companies, publicly posting hate speech is a fireable offense. Having a conflict of company values is also a fireable offense. Smosh could absolutely have let Noah go IF he was the monster fandom has delighted in making him out to be. You talk about nuance but you completely disregard how that can apply to Noah himself. "But he gloated about his grandfather blah blah blah," this fandom likes to point out. Yeah, in retrospect, not great, but no one (no one!!!!) batted an eye at this when it first aired. No one cared. No one questioned his ethics, no one cared about the implications. No one called him out. No one was outraged.. But now we want to condemn him for it when the context of when he spoke it was so vastly different than if he said it now??? But ALSO. Literally all Noah has ever said on the actual genocide is that he's against it. That he wants a peaceful resolution for BOTH sides. He has literally only ever said he doesn't agree with violence inflicted upon innocent lives regardless of if they're from Israel or Palestine. And I will also add that EVERYTHING he's said, he said in the immediate aftermath of the Oct 7th attack, when it was still pretty globally framed as a terrorist attack. Even THEN he has just said "killing of innocent civilians is bad" and somehow secretly he means "I love genocide" by that. Huh??? Maybe, just maybe, Noah hasn't been fired because the people who work with him KNOW him and know he isn't this evil caricature fandom sure would love for him to be. Because it's sooo much easier to double down and continuously vilify the guy than take a step back and admit, hey, maybe we got this one wrong.

just putting this out there publicly, the op is clearly on anon for a reason because they know they're gonna get read to filth by some of the more intense people in the fandom

but the UNDERLYING part of this message is kind of exactly what I'm saying. that he's never said these things in videos, only on his personal accounts. that smosh clearly still associate with him. if y'all are SO scorched earth, why aren't y'all going after, say... shayne? for still considering him a friend? this is the same fandom that assumed courtney and damien were beefing because "she looked weird at him in videos sometimes". nuance is lost on a lot of people, and i've learned as i've gotten older to just ignore the drama.

no matter where you go, people you don't like are gonna exist. drama is gonna exist. and it's no longer worth my energy.

i don't wanna be seen by the fandom as someone who "supports noah/his opinions" just because i said i liked a joke he made in a video, or enjoy his puns in word games, or whatever. i can separate art from artists and i want to freely enjoy whatever the fuck i want. its the fact that i feel like i have to explain that that's wild to me.

(and when i say "other things that annoy me about him outside of the obvious" i mean like.... charty party video when he got SO HEATED insisting that he was right. or the eat it or yeet it 50's episode with the cold cut dress when chanse asked amanda to turkey slap him, and noah leaned in to do it. and chanse was like "wtf i said AMANDA" and noah backed off but then TOSSED it at chanse anyway like what. consent, my guy. ok that ones a little less serious but its still annoying)

[lowkeyclueless5137]

whoa. This new AU looks mega cool 😎. You know the one where Riddle, Kalim, Epel, and Idia turn into aliens and all. So uhh can I ask how it would technically impact some side events like uhhh ghost marriage, that one Halloween event, glorious masquerade and last not least the most recent Stage in Playful land?(also Epel got a slight opinion on Way Big, what about the rest?) PS, what if the four somehow(especially Idia) uhhh got uhh affected by a certain Big Chill/Necrofriggian event that uhh kinda ended up with FOURTEEN Necrofriggian babies?

:0 welp the last point plays into the more deep relationship with magic and the omnitrix.

Again... I'm going to go into a long explanations, so anon, hope you are ready for a pretty stuffed up read more. :'3

First of all! The remaining 3 impressions for way big... Well... It is in the name: it's way too big. Since most of the action is in NRC, a confined space(save for the dorms) way big is more or so an inconvenience. (Kalim might find it fun to hold Jamil in his palm like a smol hamster) Therefore it's a transformation that is used almost never. :'3

For the events, it does depend on everyone. So I'm gonna tackle them in the form of who has the most impactul changes in this au.(basically the ssr of the event) :'3

Ghost marriage

It is obvious af that Idia is the main attraction of the event. Here Ortho is even more insistent on saving his brother because if Idia dies, the omnitrix can fall in anyone's hands and thus a lot of problems could be caused. :v

As such, since(theoretically) ghost marriage is before book 6, Idia still doesn't use the omnitrix unless he gets into a hiding spot first. This is also when Ortho plays some 4D chess and convinces the last team to 'fight for Idia's hand'.

*a wild Malleus has spawned*/j

But this does grant Idia the time and space to go hide and transform. For the occasion, I would say that he uses ghostfreak, just to be in theme. :'3

Endless Halloween night

This is definitely Riddle's event. He would be down to use any and all opportunity to save everyone.

Definitely this is the place where Riddle gets to use some aliens he usually doesn't use, mainly because if they are dealing with ghosts, he has to not be all rash and more retreated.

Most likely Riddle is oh so close to punting Lilia and Malleus, but hey... There is a party at least as some sort of compensation. :v

Glorious masquerade

Again, Idia has an ssr in here and a lot of plot relevance, so he gets yeeted in there and becomes the enemy of state no.1 in Rollo's eyes(as usual :'3)

In here, at first, Idia probably makes a 'noble sacrifice' which is just an excuse to get broken from the group. In here he definitely uses big chill since it's just feels like a smart move to freeze up the fire flowers.

Also Rollo becomes a popsicle. :'3

Stage in playful land

In here, this is definitely after book 4 so Kalim is more prone with arguing with Jamil about his capabilities. This is one of the arguments that makes Kalim to storm off and thus ends up with the group to go to playful land.

And I imagine Kalim absolutely tries to be responsible. He gets swayed a bit by the attractions and fun, but the argument still lingers in his mind and as such he's on guard, which Fellow doesn't like the slightest.

Maybe because of the playful land magically changing the attire, every time Kalim uses the omnitrix, he gets a redesign fit for the playful land aesthetics. Which if it wasn't a dire situation, he would totally be excited about. :v

And now! For the one I was so hyped about: the alien influences and how they are affected by magic.

I did say previously that magic does take a more passive role even in half transformations. This is for a motive: to protect the mage's consciousness and prevent it from outside factors such as the alien DNA, from interfering. Basically like a security clause so no alien DNA imprints on the consciousness. This can prevent a lot of biological urges to go in full swing such as reproduction or more violent responses, but that doesn't mean that the urge isn't there. The difference is that they are absolutely conscious about it and can control it properly to the point it's simply irrelevant. :v

For the Big Chill problem, everyone does handle it differently. :'3

Riddle is absolutely freaking out at first, but as long as he keeps it in, it would be alright.

Kalim tho, would be more like the 'sleepwalking' problem, which gives Jamil a wild night. Doesn't help that man is scared shitless of insects. :'3

Epel doesn't freak out, but is keeping it in pretty easily. Vil and Rook also help him out too.

Idia now, the urges are usually pretty easy to ignore for him, but he cannot deny that it spikes more his anxiety when in public. ESPECIALLY if he has a crush on someone. He's just a mess for a few days and Ortho only puts him to rest, which is the last thing Idia would want to do. He's just making it harder for himself. :')

All in all... Chaos hours. :3

[lou-is-lurking]

for otayuriweek Day 3: Arranged Marriage and for the 18OI Bingo-ber square: Omegaverse

A small standalone scene/chapter from a WIP that I haven't touched since 2020. I like the scene a lot though so I thought I'd try something new and just yeet it into the wild to (hopefully) be enjoyed as it is, lose ends and all ^^

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky Characters: Otabek Altin, Yuri Plisetsky Additional Tags: Arranged Marriage, Alternate Universe - Historical, Alternate Universe - Royalty, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Otabek Altin, Omega Yuri Plisetsky, Negotiations, Banter, Arguments, light angst I guess?, Reluctant Groom Otabek Altin

Summary:

Kept from ascending to the throne by an old law that doesn't permit an omega to rule without an alpha mate, Yuri has taken matters into his own hands and arranged an - in his opinion - favorable marriage for himself. Unfortunately, his husband-to-be stubbornly refuses to agree.

[writeforfandoms]

Run wild!!!!! Mink!!!! A lady with a hidden past and a mischievous streak!!!! It was such a good first chapter!!! I loved her scaring the hell out of Konig!! And her reaction to getting yeeted was so funny!!!

She really went “I’ve been good this long but now it’s MISCHIEF TIME BBY” and I LOVE THAT FOR HER!!! And I love the nod to Born for Greatness with the nice pack room!!!

(Side note, what games do you think Konig plays?)

And her taking down that sexist guy?! Phenomenal!!! Excellent nut shot madam, he full deserved it!!!!

Just AAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT WAS SO GOOD!!! I’m hype to see what other mischief beloved Mink gets into!!!

🦝🦝🦝

Okay I know it's been like a week I'm so sorry 😭

I'm so so glad you're having fun! Yeah she really went "okay now is time for Mischief" and that will not be the only time she does this.

I think König plays two types of games: first person shooters where he can be a sniper, or silly relaxing Stardew Valley esque games. That's just my personal opinion though

Mink is currently getting into trouble, as she does. It's okay. She's not doing anything too bad. Yet. This time.

Thank you so much darling!! 💖

[hapigairu]

It's astounding to me how cherry-blossom-inferno runs around trying to bash Dimitri to blatant Dimitri fans while warping literally all scenes involving him. There was one where they said he was JEALOUS of Edelgard's reforms, which was a negative twisting of his words that bathes their beloved Edelgard in a positive beaming light... when all he said was he can admire the changes the Empire was going through because of how rapidly they could accept the change (in comparison to Faerghus that struggles more to adapt very quickly, but stability BaD so we need chaotic war, rapid and forced change only, GooD). He never said he was jealous and no other character did, but they intentionally put an Edelgard-positive spin on it by using a more negative word than the ACTUAL word Dimitri used.

Now the narrative "kinda humiliates" him? Actually no, the game has to find a way to follow its own mechanics depending on whether or not you used a certain battle strategy. Every single time they randomly attack a Dimitri fan (for absolutely no reason, mind you, seeing as they clearly do not like him. But then, I guess that IS the reason. They just want to hunt down every Dimitri fan they can find and Teach Them A Lesson In Edelgard Bias), they twist everything possible to paint Dimitri in a bad light. I guess they just really feel better puffing their chest by saying "Dimitri BaD and I can't prove that unless I twist words in the actual games to make him actually SOUND BaD!".

This person literally just exists for the sole purpose of harassing Dimitri fans and without the ability to do so would just dry up and die.

I mean, I totally get your frustration towards this kind of behaviour. As far as I understand, Edelstans have been twisting Dimitri's (and anyone who isn't head over heels over their waifu) words to put him in the worst of light for years now… In a way, I'm glad I haven't been active in the fandom until recently, because at least I was able to play the games without anyone souring my opinion on them with their wild takes and toxic behaviour.

And the idea that Dimitri is BaD because he doesn't want to implement rapid reforms will never fail to annoy me.

I'll go off on a tangent here (ish), but bear with me: Around 10,000 BCE, humans started to experiment with farming and agriculture in certain parts of the world first. Which ones? Well, where food was aplenty, meaning that if this farming/agriculture experiment were to fail, they could still hunt or gather food around. Of course, it didn't occur in the span of a few years, but it was still a radical change. And it wouldn't have been possible in places where food was more scarce. And Faerghus faces a somewhat similar problem in that they can't afford to take too many risks like the Empire can. The country is constantly at risk of famine, civil war, the works. If Dimitri makes a mistake, it's over for him (as shown with what happened to his father) and for too many of his subjects.

So of course he has to take a slow but safe approach. Do the Edelstans want him to throw caution to the wind and implement reforms that are not the priority for the people of Faerghus? (Well… if the Kingdom ends up in disarray, it'll be easy picking for the Empire who would then civilise these barbarians /s)

And it's not like we haven't a myriad of real-life examples of how hasty "revolutions" and annexations of countries were utter failures (mind you, I count impoverished and still not independent territories as failures as well, like Puerto Rico or French Guiana).

As for the narrative humiliating him… lol. Wow, Faerghus (a country with meagre resources to begin with) is struggling against the Alliance on the Eastern front after being spread thin due to being invaded from the West by the Empire and the North by Sreng, who would've thunk? And what does it say about Edelgard's army who got yeeted off Leicester in the span of a few battles in Part I and who can't seize Arianrhod because a Crestless general is too competent for her many canon fodders? Not to mention the Alliance was about to win the Gronder field battle until Almyra forced them to retreat. And Dimitri (Sylvain too ofc) caught Claude off guard several times, compelling him to find a way out through brute force. But Dimwitri dumb, Clod clever. Sure.

But that's kind of a problem with these games; there are too few setbacks so it always feels like your army is able to coast through battles with remarkable ease regardless of the route you've chosen.

Now, I've barely (if at all, really) interacted with cherry-blossom-inferno, so I don't know how often they waste their time reading posts about characters they clearly dislike.

But to play the devil's advocate a bit (because, as much as I find their reasoning bonkers, it'd be unfair of me to diss them after reading like… a handful of posts/comments from them without giving them the benefit of the doubt. Hey, look at me pulling a Dimitri "Enlightened Centrist" Alexandre Blaiddyd); maybe they're trying to have a discussion/ (not unhealthy) debate, but they have trouble conveying it? Like, I find it hard to express myself and can come across as blunt or rude sometimes, which is unfortunate for all parties involved. And at least (I know the bar is reaaaaaally low), they don't harass people off social media like a certain toxic pistachio as far as I'm aware? Please do correct me if I'm wrong though! Even as a complete outsider, I'm still angry for the people who got harassed, insulted, etc. by this guy who should know better.

Still, it's fair to be annoyed at cherry-blossom-inferno for butting in discussion just to pull some kind of Akshually.

Ultimately, it's sad that these people can't find better things to do than… this. If I spent half as much time "debating" like they do, I wouldn't have started to learn the flute or read this many books. The world sucks enough as it is, so why waste your time trying to make people feel bad about themselves for having certain tastes instead of doing literally anything else? Write, read, draw, run, make people laugh, play music, sing, help a charity, watch movies, play games, learn a new language… anything!

I really hope one day they'll realise how awful they can be and that they'll try to do better. Starting with apologising to all the people they hurt.

[loregoddess]

Avlora for the ask meme?

How I feel about this character LOVE HER LOVE HER LOVE HER, she is so cool and has such an interesting character arc in the game. I remember when she first showed up I knew she was going to be some sort of powerful boss-type character, probably not a final boss, but still high-ranked, and I was taken by how cool her visual design was bc it's so rare to come across 1) Woman as a high-ranking antagonist, and 2) She's got full armor and it doesn't have weird boob-cups. Avlora was terrifying to face in battle too, enough that I managed to yeet myself off the golden route path immediately bc I decided setting a house on fire was better than trying to take her head-on (it was my first run, so I didn't know I had yeeted myself off the golden route, but still). Which made seeing her switch her allegiance to Cordelia, and then later become recruitable (under the right circumstances) absolutely unexpected and so interesting to see, like, I did not predict her character arc's trajectory, but in a good way. Her post-recruitment's kinda wild too bc like, here's the most feared general of Aesfrost's army, now hanging out with the esteemed weirdos of House Wolffort, including but not limited to: Cordelia herself, Roland (who still hates her), Maxwell (wasn't he supposed to be dead?), her former mentor Groma?, why are Norzelia's most notorious thieves here, is that a talking barrel? One of these days I really wanna do a short comic series about Avlora meeting the rest of the playable characters, just because the interactions would range from very heartfelt or awkward, to outright silly.

All the people I ship romantically with this character Anna, and I will be able to expand on this idea one day. I'm partial to Avlora x Maxwell as well, although it's not my main or favorite ship for TriStrat, and I prefer exploring them as a platonic duo moreso than romantic.

My non-romantic OTP for this character Love her relationship with Cordelia, her enemies-to-incredibly-weird-coworkers arc with Hughette is interesting too. Would be really interested in seeing what Avlora's interactions/relationship with Flanagan was like; same goes for Groma. I think she and Maxwell would at leave have some sort of mutual respect for each other as well.

My unpopular opinion about this character Aside from the fact that avewell isn't my main ship for Avlora (and Avlora x Cordelia doesn't seem to be a very popular ship these days, so I don't feel like not shipping them is unpopular per se), I don't really think I have any outstanding hot takes on Avlora.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon. Would have loved to see more interactions between Avlora and the others like, how would reconnecting with Groma go? How does Flanagan react to his old coworker showing up--and likewise, how does Avlora react to seeing her former fellow soldier? How do things go over with Maxwell after Avlora joins House Wolffort? Does Avlora have any particular feelings towards Frederica, or Geela? Really, there's potential for an endless number of interesting interactions I think. Would have liked a bit more information about the whole "Svarog took Avlora in" bit of information too like, exactly what was her relationship with Svarog like? And what of Dragan? So many potential avenues to explore...

[gaybbykinney]

Bloody hell, having Mindee give Gabby a gift in the holiday issue isn’t random. Mindee was the only one who was like “we shouldn’t turn her into a meat dress for Esme” AND given Gabby’s backstory (clone of mutant who came with many sisters but now has only two) it’s safe to say that Mindee was like “I like this child, I’m getting her a gift.” It’s cute, and I’m looking forward to Ayala writing gabby in Prisoner X. I think they’ll do an amazing job. 

[pretchatta]

when I first watched rebels kanan's death seemed so pointless to me. yeah, they blew up the fuel station, but so what? couldn't sabine have done that? what's so important about a single factory of slightly better TIEs? they've still got to use imperial pilots (derogatory) and one factory wouldn't make enough to make a difference to how widespread the rebellion is. and if they are so vital couldn't the empire just build another fuel station?

but this morning I finished thrawn: treason and I would like to thank mr zahn for showing not only how powerful the advanced TIEs are even in small numbers, but also how precarious the project and it's funding was next to the death star. it was absolutely the better choice in terms of tactical strength and a lot of senior imperials had noticed that, but the emperor wanted his death machine and after losing their funding the destruction of the fuel depot really was the last nail in the coffin for thrawn's project.

obviously I still don't accept kanan's death (hello, this is me), but I'm happier about its significance in canon now.

[saltpepperbeard]

I will admit that pr hunting usually leads to chaos and like you said we don't really know but the headache I get from it is better that the queasy feeling I get thinking that Jen actually dated Darren. lol so yes I'm doing it to make myself feel better but they were too fishy for me to believe any of it when I stepped back and looked at the big picture. Closh is a weird one tho. Like there's *nothing* there but shadiness from their shared manager and her team but it's STILL HAPPENING?!?!

PFFF LMAO WOW. when ur so against a ship that ur like u know what it’s better if it’s fake tbh. IT BE LIKE THAT SOMETIMES LOL.

I think I did the exact same thing with Joult and Closh for a bit there though, not going to lie. Like, I didn’t want to accept the fact that the halves of my OTP were interested in anyone else but each other. So I was like WELP TIME TO BE LIKE-

And then when Claw happened I was still kind of in the same mindset tbh. Like I literally wrote that whole thing into TWAAL in order To Cope TM lmao. Some people???? write off their NOTPS????? into angst?????? to cope???????

But then when she got together with Darren, I think I kind of realized at that point that A. I had been turning to PR stunting and what not to make up for the fact that I didn’t like the ship(s), and B. She seemed to be developing a type of sorts that made her relationships seem all the more genuine. WEIRD, CERTAINLY, BUT MORE GENUINE LOL. 

Soooo yeah. I’ve turned to simply throwing shade/voicing my distaste for things as opposed to trying to dissect their actions lmao. It’s more of like, “Yes I accept that these things are happening….bUT THAT DOESN’T NECESSARILY MEAN I’M HAPPY ABOUT IT.”

And Closh sjdkjsdks hooo boy. I was right up there with everyone thinking they were just a “we got together because of this movie” type of couple. But then they stuck together year after year after year, certainly WELL after the movie they were supposedly stunting for too lmao. 

I also came to realize that like…Josh stunting a relationship REALLY doesn’t make any sense when you think about it. ESPECIALLY with his current actions/low profile lmao. Like, if high amounts of stunting does indeed happen, it makes more sense for Jen. Because she’s a freaking A++++++++ Lister who seems to appear in tabloids every time she exhales a certain type of way. So thinking there’s some kind of something being pushed in her relationships makes a bit more sense, since she’s quite a catch in the media’s eye.

Josh however, has always been laying low. THG pushed him up for a while there, but now he’s definitely back to having a very low profile. And Paradise Lost wasn’t even that big of a movie to begin with. Like it was a limited release, barely talked about movie. I can see the argument of them being used to bring it attention but like…WHY LOL. IT JUST DOESN’T ENTIRELY ADD UP.

And, like you/we’ve said, they’ve been a thing for a looooong time now. I’ve seen people argue that she’s using him and using his fame and what not. But like, for FIVE years? And he’s been okay with that for FIVE years if that’s the case? And with the current amount of projects he’s involved with…hate to say it, but wHAT FAME LOL. HE’S BARELY IN THE INDUSTRY ANYMORE TBH KJDKSJDS, WHICH UPSETS ME ACTUALLY BECAUSE IT’S LIKE GET YOUR TALENTED ASS BACK OUT THERE.

Sooooo yeah. Also by the way, I’m not trying to attack anyone who argues that they are indeed a PR-driven relationship. Or thinks the opposite of everything I just said lol. I’m just expressing my own opinions/thoughts towards the situation because it’s just…At this point it’s almost too weird to actually BE a PR-driven relationship imo lmao.

I’m not a fan of them. I’ve never been a fan of them. But at this point after cooling my biased/NOTP petty jets lmao, I’ve kind of “accepted” them more or less. It’s like I see them, I kind of grumble a bit like “you ain’t joshifer bitch.” But then I just kind of let them pass me by.

[dxvilmanlev]

Hello Lev ! I hope you are having great holidays ^^ i just saw some of your alphabets and phew, m'y Heart just love it !!!! May I ask for something for Doflamingo ? I dont know if you feel more comfortable with the sfw or the nsfw for him, so I let you chose if that's okay ? If not just tell me or feel free to just yeet this. I love your writing so much !

Love you dear ♥️

I’m sorry this took me so long! I did most of the nsfw alphabet, i skiped like 2-3? i believe, and love you too dear! 💕

Donquixote Doflamingo N/SFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He leaves it to you to take care of unless you are his partner then he’ll probably cuddle or talk with you

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Legs, long legs, chubby legs, just legs

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Likes cumming on his partners face/chest or inside them

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Doesn’t really hide anything

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He has plenty of experience, and does as he pleases

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Any position that he is in control of, will bend your body in ways you didn’t think were possible

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He’s more serious in bed

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

It’s pretty neat so he doesn’t need to tend to it often

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Don’t expect intimacy, he may show a softer side though if you’ve managed to capture his heart

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Doesn’t do it often, he’d rather just fuck someone

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

What isn’t this man into?

Has a liking for using his devil fruit to control how you move during sex

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

anywhere he pleases, loves having you tied to the bed tho

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I see him as the type to try anything once

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Receiving, though if your his partner for long enough he’ll give

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Whatever he’s feeling at that moment usually rough

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Doesn’t mind them though does prefer to take his time and enjoy it

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Have you seen him? he doesn’t care

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Let’s be honest he’s going until you pass out

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

I think he’d be down to use them, just more ways to tease you

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Enjoys teasing so much, wants you begging him

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Some grunts and curses but prefers to hear you

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Uses his devil fruit to tie you up or control you during sex

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Long and has a good thickness to it, curves just slightly upward

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Either falls asleep after cleaning up or leaves to go work or something

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