#🦝 anon

[cthulhus-curse]

top!reader sitting on top of Wanda, putting makeup on her, but unaware the words they're using are putting Wanda in a very floaty headspace

"That's it. You can take more."

"What a good girl I have."

"Just a little longer, baby, hold still. You look so gorgeous."

"Close your eyes, baby, you don't need to think right now."

Or maybe reader DOES know 😏 *wink wink nudge nudge*

- 🦝

Wanda whose hands are incredibly tense on your body trying to bite back a little moan whenever you praise her. Her cheeks would be so red each time you so much as look at her. Poor thing would normally be so confident, but bites back her words so she doesn’t make a fool of herself. And you just happily stare back at her, pretending not to know why she’s behaving that way. So nice and innocent hehe :>

[nottsangel]

More of bsf!theo when people think your dating I beg

Also can I be 🦝 anon?

“mate, i can’t believe you two still haven’t fucked.” blaise remarks with a chuckle of disbelief. theo, leaning back on the couch in the dimly lit common room, narrows his fierce eyes as he glares at blaise. “oh, don’t be ridiculous, blaise. obviously they have.” draco chimes in, scoffing and rolling his eyes in a snobbish manner. “what the fuck are you two on about? we’re just friends, alright? nothin’ more.” theo snaps back, his fingers restlessly tapping on the leather couch with his lips pressed together in a thin line. mattheo then joins the conversation, much to theo’s growing frustration.

“right. well, and enzo is my friend but i don’t slap his ass every time he walks by. but that might just be me!”

“i mean… you could if you wanted—”

“hey, guys!” you unawarely interrupt with a cheerful tone, abruptly cutting off enzo’s sentence as the boys look startled at your sudden presence, too immersed in their conversation to have noticed you walk in. a smug, lopsided smirk spreads on theo’s face— not only because his mood instantly brightens the moment he sees you, but also because he’s relieved that the awkward conversation finally came to an end.

theo swiftly grasps your hand and pulls you onto his lap, causing you to stumble clumsily onto him, eliciting a soft giggle from you. yet, you can’t help but sense that the atmosphere feels slightly… off. you quickly begin to wonder why the group has fallen into dead silence instead of continuing their conversation, and from your peripheral vision, you notice their burning, staring eyes fixed on both of you.

“hmm. good morning, bella” theo murmurs in a deep, raspy morning voice, quickly pulling you out of your puzzled trance. you wrap your arms tightly around his neck, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek— a familiar greeting between you and your best friend. you feel theo’s firm hands trail down to your ass, before casually slipping them into the pockets of your jeans.

mattheo suddenly coughs, his voice dropping to a muttered whisper, “just friends… yeah right.” in response, you hear enzo and blaise snicker softly, unable to hide their amusement. theo mutters a quiet dickheads under his breath, which makes you cock your head in confusion as your eyes uneasily dart around the room. “so uhm… what were you guys talking about just now?” “nothin’ you should worry your pretty head over, piccola.”

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reminder: reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated and keep me motivated. ty! ♡

[merakiui]

Oh God I forgot to go anonymous pls disregard the last ask 😭😭

If i can re ask it again:

You can't just write that malleus milk drinking snippet and leave me like this. I need him acting out his baby fever NOWWWW!! Allbi want for Christmas is malleus standing outside my door but I'll settle for this 😔😔🥺🥺

Also ik you are a fish writer at heart but you write malleus so well i need moree of you writing him

- 🦝 anon

>:) hehehe I’m happy you enjoyed the snippet!!! I want to practice writing more of Diasomnia so I can settle on a characterization that feels somewhat decent. >_< I’m relieved my Malleus writing is enjoyable, even if I write for him very sparsely. ^^;;;; more Mal shall come once I return to the wips I have for him!!!

I just think a spoiled, petulant Malleus is so cute,,, you can’t tell me he didn’t occasionally pout over the fact that little Silver got more attention from Lilia sometimes when both were growing up. And Mal who tastes breast milk One Time and can’t contain himself….. orz easily addicted to not only the taste but the softness and warmth of his beloved Child of Man. Even though he has the power to manhandle you he’s always so gentle and loving. You’ll always feel cherished when he’s handling you in bed. He may not be as obviously mommy issues as someone like Riddle, but I do think breast milk would simultaneously fix and make him worse. ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

Malleus baby fever………. fueled entirely by breast milk. He shall have this luxury always if you’re with child (he says but does nothing to clue you into his intentions; just stares like 👁️ 👁️ surely you’ll understand the meaning). Mal logic isn’t really logic but merely the desire to breed with very romantic undertones.

[spirit-lanterns]

kafka is def my favorite n i cant stop imagine her putting her little bunnies in mini coats that looks like hers oh my god 😭😭

-🦝

OH KAFKA IS DEFINITELY PUTTING HER BABY BUNS IN DRIP. Not just her baby buns though, all the baby buns are getting drip. Shes dressing every single baby up in sunglasses and snazzy coats and when all the HSR women + Bunny Reader are wondering where their kids are, they open the door to Kafka’s room and find her snapping photos of the baby buns in a pile, all looking like her 😭😭

Just a pile of baby buns that look like Kafka…ohmygod 🥺

[lavendervirgos]

Just because you want to be fucked full of cum doesn't mean you want to spend the 9 months in discomfort, several hours of pain to birth the fucking thing and then spend the rest of your life not getting enough sleep 🦝

Exactly that.

A breeding kink is one thing.

9 months of pregnancy, birth, and then having the complete responsibility for another living and breathing human being, as well as their physical and mental needs, for the rest of your life is another thing altogether. Not to mention the sleep thing. Or how expensive it is. Or how I'll have to change my entire life to fit a kid in.

I also really don't like kids that much in general. Like, of course I'll interact with them if they're there. And if one comes up to me and needs help with something or wants to play or whatever, I'll oblige. Because it's not the kid's fault that I don't like kids and I refuse to be the bitter, miserable adult that enjoys making children feel miserable. But why should I have children ob my own when I simply don't like them. I also get really frustrated when people say stuff like "that changes when it's your own kid". No Karen, it will not.

Sorry for the rant. But I spent too long typing it for me to delete it again.

[southparkhcsocs]

I NEED the main 4 + Butters being sooo in love with you in the middle school (it would be adorable I guess), but if you don't want to, it's alright!

Ily queen 🌙

Remember take care of yourself and take your timesss

-🦝

[muffinsin]

what do you think the sisters reaction would be to reader sitting in their lap :3 mayhaps nsfw your thoughts...

-🦝 anon

This one’s caught my eye! Here’s my thoughts and just had to be pulled to the wrong of the WIP list👀

Masterlists- NEW: Masterlist 5!

Bela

She loves to have you in her lap, even more so than sitting on your lap, surprisingly

You just fit perfectly, really

Of course, she loves to keep you there to cuddle

As it comes to cuddling, she enjoys having you on her lap, even if she prefers spooning in bed

Still, the position has its perks, she must admit

To bury her nose against your warm neck, to drag her teeth against it gently and silently ask for a taste…it’s beautiful to her

You’re just her little human, and this way she has you so close. Your form fits perfectly with hers

However, her thoughts are not always this innocent with you on her lap

It’s just that, in her eyes, it’s an ideal position to keep you close and have her way with you at the same time

It works out perfectly for her

Additionally, sitting down on her lap randomly has a rather high chance of getting her worked up

She just thinks of it as an intimate gesture, to show she is yours and you are hers by openly sitting on her lap. And it turns her on, in many cases

Whenever she works, Bela likes to pull you on her lap and keep you there. Heard of office pet? Well, this is her definition of it now

And what a good office pet you make for her

Her thighs are thick and comfortable under you, and an arm is slung around you nearly at all times when you find yourself in her lap

At times, she likes to sit you down on her lap when she knows you’re feeling needy already. She demands- you show her proper behavior lest you want to risk punishment

Depending on her mood, however- this could also be punishment;

To be made to sit still for her while she occasionally drops her unoccupied hand between your thighs

It’s such a sweet punishment. So bittersweet, when she toys with you until she has had enough or finishes her work, and often enough you are not to cum until she allows it

Of course, she isn’t always as cruel. At other times, she just likes to play with you in her lap

As she works especially, she likes to make you sit on her. As to what happens to you, there are many possibilities she enjoys quite a lot

Her favorite among these, is having you grind down on her

To sit with her while she works on filling out papers for the wine business, an arm slung around you tightly

Your thighs on either side of hers as you grind against her and practically hump her thigh out of desperation already

And really, no one could blame you. Her thighs are thick and soft, yet perfectly hard against you

She thrives off the feeling of making you ruin yourself on, and for her, while she only speaks soft praises and drinks in your little moans and huffs

Bela surprisingly enjoys the feeling of having you make a mess on her, even if it dirties her dress

You’re essentially rubbing your scent all over her, and it makes her feel almost dizzy

She loves to bury her face in your neck when you do this, to feel your pulse so close to her and hear your quick heartbeat

At other times, Bela demands you suck her breasts while she keeps you on her lap and you put on a show of ruining yourself for her

Often, she doesn’t pay you too much mind. She’ll hum and praise you sometimes, yet stay focused on her work

Perhaps, if you please her, she will grant you more of her attention

At other times, it’s very well possible Bela has you simply spread your thighs across hers and expose yourself to her as she toys with you

Cassandra

She likes to have you on her lap, nearly at all times

In return, she sometimes sits on your lap too. But especially in public, she has it the other way around

When you start sitting down on her lap out of nowhere, she feels surprisingly flustered

She doesn’t know why that is, but to feel your ass pressed up against her like this is a sure way of turning her on

And while you sometimes look smug at her surprised and flustered expression, she recovers fast from it

Then, you know, it will be your turn you look flustered for her

When you’re on her lap, her arms are tightly around you to keep you from moving and squirming too much

Sometimes around your waist

At other times she opts for holding your hip tightly

Cassandra, as mentioned, likes having you sit on her lap on most occasions;

However, there are known times when she gets out the basement or so and goes to clean and sharpen her weapons

Especially then does she want to have you near like this. Especially then does she feel riled up and ready to make use of you this way, with your body pressed up on hers and sitting on her shapely lap

Only are her thoughts less than innocent during these times

Cassandra loves nothing more but to have you cockwarming something for her, it’s her favorite activity to do while you’re on her lap

Whether that be a strap or her fingers matters little to her, she simply enjoys your sweet reactions to the fill and to being made to sit still and take it while she works on her weapons

She simply relishes in your sweet moans and helpless whimpers when she pushes you down entirely and has you take it all inside of you

Squirming, gasping, begging her to move

She will not, until she decides she will

Can you take it all? She ensures you will

You are to watch her sharpen her sickle and swords, and often enough she raises it to your cheek to see proof of its sharpness

You are to stay still with her inside of you while she drags the silver blade against your skin

The touch, sometimes, is feathery soft at first before she presses down harder

Each time it makes your breath halt and your heartbeat quicken. She laughs at this, and bites her lip each time

Your fear is so arousing to her

Should it cut upon impact, she’s satisfied, though will often grab a second weapon to drag this out. Where’s the fun in short lived teasing, after all?

Otherwise, your sweet torment simply keeps going for a while longer

She wants her weapons to be perfect, after all

And you make for such a good assistant, she thinks

She’ll often moan in your ear at your adorable squirms, perhaps move once when you seem to get adjusted to the fill you’re experiencing

She’s a sadist through and through, and while she is impatient as it comes to most things, being dominant grants her a certain amount of patience that allows her to drag things out properly

Cassandra will only move when she is satisfied, and only allow you to move when she is

When the weapon is sharp enough at last, and sweet, red, iron-flavored liquid runs down your cheek, she laps it up moaning

Her tongue warm as it broadly licks across your shoulders, her hips grinding up

She’s holding your hip tightly and resists the urge to dive in and bite into you

At last, you are ready to be played with, when she gets up and grabs you by the arm, then sends you flying backwards on her table with a simple push on your shoulder

With her sharp sickle in her hand and an even sharper, hungry gaze, you know it is time she devours you

Daniela

She’s ecstatic to have you in her lap!

Though, Daniela prefers sitting in yours, really. No matter!

When you’re on hers, sitting comfortably on soft thighs, she likes to wrap her arms around you and rest her head on you

You’re her teddy bear in this position, most of the time

She especially likes this position for reading together, to feel you this close as the two of you share a book that has caught her eye or she is fond of

Daniela likes feeling you this close, and with your neck so close to her face, she grows nearly dizzy at your scent

You’re perfect to cuddle, and with her arms around you and her cheek smudged against you, it feels a little bit like spooning

It’s incredibly common for the two of you to be on each other’s laps

However, there are times where it is innocent, and other times in which it is not

When it’s your turn to be on her lap, Daniela loves to have you raise your legs to her knees, then spread her own thighs

Thus, spreading your legs

She likes to look at you, and demands you look down and watch when she peels layer after layer of clothing from you

She easily disposes of your bottoms, and all too eagerly tugs your underwear off

Often, a garment rips when she isn’t wearing gloves

You don’t necessarily mind, it’s better than as if it was your skin, after all, and it simply betrays Daniela’s adorable eagerness and desire to have a look at you

With your legs spread and nothing more in the way, she all too eagerly snaked her hands along your skin. From your sides to your lower stomach, down between your legs

She drags her fingers across your thighs, her eyes hungry when she at last gets where she wants to be

Her lips ghost across your neck when she plays with you, her fingers trained and touching you just the way you want and need it

She presses kiss after kiss to your skin, and with a breathlessly spoken permission falling from your lips, digs her teeth into your neck

She moans, and insists;

It tastes so much better when you’re in utter ecstasy

At times, she switches hands, when you watch her messy fingertips rise past your head and to hers

You turn your head to see through lidded eyes as she sucks them in her mouth, between soft, dark painted lips

She moans and hums, a smile spreading to her lips when she catches you staring at her even when you struggle to keep your eyes open

She feels so good between your legs, her fingers touch you just right and toy with you teasingly

“Mhmm, you saw right, little mouse. You’re so delicious, my love”, she coos, and before you know it, you have her fingertip in your mouth to suck

She watches with hungry eyes as you suck her finger, only occasionally pressed down to force your mouth open

She watches as drool forms around her finger and grins at your moans and whimpers when the movements of her other hand get slightly rougher

Daniela smirks, then allows you to keep sucking

She whispers praise after praise in your ear, her breath light and ticklish against your skin. You feel the blood drip from your neck, a mere moment, before she laps it all up again

“Do you want to cum, my sweet?”, she whispers, and through muffled phrases, you beg her to allow it

How could she deny you, when you’re this precious for her?

[petals-and-all]

[ Daisuke (Mouthwashing) moodboard with tropical themes, hibiscus flowers and gyaruo or and gyaru ]

[thekoalapastriesbakery]

All I can think about is loscar constantly reminding 6'7" m!reader to bend down in order to not bang his head on things (ie. Door frames, lights...) And of course a day of consistently bending down, his back kills him so maybe loscar give m!reader a massage but they all keep giggling, loscar because m!reader is like a puddle and reader because he can feel and hear the two of them giggling💜

-also could I be 🦝

i love loscar. i love tall!reader. you can definitely have that emoji anon, i've added it to the list 🫶

you're so bad at remembering that you're a lot taller than buildings are designed for. you've lost count of how many door frames, low-hanging light fixtures, and ceiling beams—among other things—you've run into over the years. luckily, you're almost never without at least one of your boyfriends. oscar and logan took your safety very seriously and were constantly reminding you to duck and weave through a world not built for you.

and you were very grateful! you really were! back pain from bending down all the time was probably better than a concussion. it just didn't feel like it after a whole day of ducking and slouching and having to bend down significantly to reach tables and counters. you'll groan and flop down on the mattress, sighing and tensing slightly at the less than pleasant sensation of your bones settling back into place. (it sucks, don't recommend it)

oscar and logan would see the pained grimace on your face and pretty much instantly demand that you lie on your stomach so they can give you a massage. you're a little hesitant at first (you've seen them try to be gentle with eggs and it hasn't gone well) but it doesn't take long before you give him.

at first, they're trying to make it sensual and romantic, but the second they start kneading your back gently, you just melt. you hadn't realised how tense you were until they started. your boyfriends start giggling at how easily you relax for them. they love that, despite easily towering over the two of them, you're basically just a giant puppy that'll follow them with just the promise of pets. in turn, their giggling makes you laugh as well.

the massage is quickly abandoned. oscar ends up straddling you and quizzing you on your anatomy by tracing one of your muscles and asking you what it's called. logan will sit so you can rest your head in his lap and he can play with your hair. you're all still giggly, but you always are with each other. that's the beauty of being boyfriends. at least, for you, oscar, and logan it is.

[t4tlottie]

You are too good at this, I am very shy and I fluster easily and very much am a pleaser. But also like marking each other up in obvious places but also not so obvious places as reminders of ‘mine’ and care to each other. Getting anxious trying to cover them but also it’s enticing feeling warm and fuzzy inside because you’d be hers. I know Rhiannon would be locking herself in the bathroom tugging at her shirt to see everything littering her body.

Ugh I want to cook her dinner

-🦝

oh i am the same way dont worry its just easier to appear more 'dominant' on the internet and when writing LOL. im literally the most pathetic bottom irl trust.....

but something about jackie and rhiannon make me wanna top so bad like pLEASEEEE. pushing it a little bit by marking rhiannon up just rightttt below where her shirt would cover it. marking her on top of her thigh so whenever she goes to the bathroom she's reminded of being yours. feel like rhiannon would love trying to mark her name on you... or like a hickey heart 😖 nail marks too ouhfdgdfj. def scratches her name on your back and chest.

rhiannon who loves posting pics of you kissing her neck or pics of her hickeys on her Instagram. she has like 14 followers but she needs to show off and let everyone know she's taken. rhiannon marking you up before dropping you off at college and forgetting to bring you that scarf she promised :3 asking you to send sneaky pics of them in class while she touches your hickey marks in the office bathroom.... having to hold rhiannon down by her hips when you mark her up because she's just so sensitive and loves it so very much!!!!!

ughhh...rhiannon wearing lipstick and marking you..... picking her up from work and she kisses you on the cheek, eyes twinkling and lips twitching into a smile when she leaves a big fat red mark and doesn't tell you about it as you two walk to the convenience store.

also cooking her dinner. real. i suck at cooking but i'd learn just for her. trying to get everything ready and looking up a recipe online to make before she gets home from work.

[cthulhus-curse]

Cyberpunk au person here!

AI!Wanda growing jealous of your friendships with your co-workers, begging you to play longer to stay with her.

You take a day off to spend time with family and, because she doesn't know, has a full meltdown. She ups the fear factor in the horror game for the other substitute playtester and makes the console heat up because she wants your attention, no one else's.

You being the only one who sees her as more than a program, and she tales in the attention like a thirsty plant.

Also Wanda admiring your body while you play because godDAMN

May I be 🦝 please?

I might actually need AI Wanda to fully consume my life because YES >:) also she definitely hates when you go to sleep and will call your phone like crazy just to get your attention hehe

[nottsangel]

The Need to feed theos oral fixation

🦝

the need to stick my fingers into theo’s mouth while riding him and making him suck on them like a good boy

[merakiui]

Please tell me you are gonna write a fic about that yard work floyb thought. I can't even man. Like maybe he's really good with your kid(s) and maybe be builds a playplace in the backyard for them. Maybe you have a pool and you just happen to be outside watching your kid(s) swim while you lay in your lounge chair in the sun in your best bikini while he's doin some work in the yard. The thoughts THE THOUGHTS 😫😫

That was too tasty of a thought and I NEED more please thank you i love you muah muah muah💋💋 💖💖

- 🦝 anon

It's the mama's boy to milf appreciator pipeline........ orz but omg I am so tempted to write a fic with those thoughts. My brain has been filled with nothing but Floyb lately. He reminds me of all of the things I adore about the summer season (and so it's only fitting he gets placed into so many summer plots). The idea of Floyd falling in love with a milf is so *chef's kiss*!!!!! He would be so obsessed with you and your body and the way you're just so tender and sweet to him and your kid(s)!!!

AAAAAA sunbathing in your cute swimsuit and he can't take his eyes off of you. He's supposed to be pulling weeds in your yard, but he can't help staring and imagining how soft you'd feel beneath him. It's over for him if you turn over on your stomach and ask him to put the sun lotion on you. <3

Maybe your kids are older (college-aged) and so they hardly visit their mama anymore, which makes it so lonely and quiet in your house. >_< Floyd who starts to visit even on his days off just to keep you company (and also spend more time with you)........ but then it's also endearing to imagine your kids love him so much they start seeing him as their father!!!

[writeshite]

Mirror sex with mark sloan after he finds you talking negatively about your body and hwo it felt out of shape for mark

-🦝(also can I be this anon if it's not already taken)

Mark had been relentless in squandering the negative talk you did about yourself, taking you aside, and whispering sweet nothings. At Seattle Grace, it'd be away from prying eyes, head against yours as he chased away such thoughts. At home, he'd pull you close as well, and with the added benefit of privacy, you'd wind up between the sheets, like now. Your face was half pushed into the mattress, and Mark's eyes remained locked on your reflection at the end of the bed.

"Don't know where you got that nonsense," he says, kissing your back, "See this," he runs his hands along your body, "is perfect."

He makes tender love on nights like this, thrusts slow, touch never leaving your body as he mutters words of adoration and affirmation. "Eyes on me, sweetheart," he calls your attention; your gaze drifts back to the mirror; his gaze is soft.

"I'm sorry," you want to bury your head; it's not the first time you've called negativity to yourself, regarding your body with unpleasantness. He moves you up, leaning back against him, facing the mirror fully; you watch him thrust; his words follow along, praises pouring from him in succession.

[jeff-the-landshark]

HI JEFF :D -🦝

mrrrr 👋

[Jeff says hi raccoon! 👋]

[spirit-lanterns]

i sent that last post about mini bunnies:3

but since bunnies can technically get pregnant from multiple fathers theres probaby a bunch of mini bunnies with multiple different fur colors 👀👀

can i be 🦝 anon if not 🍙:33

I just looked it up and it’s true! :0

I had no idea that Bunnies (and other animals that give birth in litters) could have babies in a litter that are from different sires! Imagine Bunny Reader pops out a small litter and the different hair/fur colors indicate which bunny baby belonged to each HSR woman 🥺

You have a light purple haired baby that belonged to Black Swan, a redhead bunny baby that belonged to Himeko, a baby that has white and red-striped hair that belonged to Topaz, and— AWWW. The tiniest baby of the litter would have that cute ashy-grey hair that belonged to Firefly 💕