#y’all genuinely don’t know. you do not know
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When you know you know
Summary: they’re convinced that they’re soulmates and they’re right.
Warnings: probably just typos
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"Are you two a couple?", this question breaks the intimate bubble that you and your girlfriend had been trapped in as you swung your joined hands while strolling down the streets of San Francisco.
In front of you stands a young man with an eager expression and a digital camera.
Your girlfriend is the first of the couple to respond, "Yeah", she states with a large smile.
"Would you mind telling me the story of how you first met?"
"Oh yeah!", you excitedly respond.
"We met at a friend's birthday party. I thought she was really cute so I asked my friend to introduce us and then I moved in five days later."
"You moved in five days later?", the cameraman asks in a shocked tone.
Giggling, your partner states, "mhm in a business week"
"How did that happen?" Is the follow-up question.
"Well, the party was at her house and I just never left.", you giggle
"How long ago was that?"
"March of 2024"
"Wow, almost a year. What's your favorite thing about her?", the man behind the camera directs this question at your lover.
"Her gentleness. She's very gentle in all aspects of life. She's very patient, considerate, calm and receptive. She doesn't judge and her approach to life and interacting with others is to the point but not brash. She states her opinion but isn't rude about it. She makes me feel seen."
A warm blush coats your cheeks and you shyly sway on the spot.
There's a shift towards your direction and the previous question is repeated. You delicately toy with a beautiful necklace around your neck as you answer, "uhh everything. She's passionate, gentle, funny. She radiates warmth."
"We're doing a poll on if people believe in fate and the role it plays-"
Bright-eyed, you are the first to respond, "yes absolutely." You pivot your body towards her as you continue, "I feel like I knew you in like all of our past lives.". Your blonde-haired lover is quick to nod in agreement.
"What do you mean that you feel like you've known her in all your past lives?"
Nodding, you state, "I just feel extremely connected to her. Things have just been so comfortable and soothing."
"I've never heard a relationship being referred to as soothing. That's beautiful", the cameraman smiles.
Misty-eyed, the 6-foot young woman nods in agreement. You notice her prickling tears and quickly pull her in a comforting hug as you whisper, "I love you" in her ear. She repeats the sentiment as she tightens her arms around you. You stay in your tender embrace for a few moments longer. As you pull apart, you turn to the camera and state, "Thank you for this."
Behind the camera, the man nods with a genuine smile.
"What are you most excited for?"
You raise your left hand and wiggle your fingers, "our wedding." A shiny pear-shaped diamond engagement ring winks at the camera.
The Illinois native inches closer to you and her voice overlaps with yours as she points to your ring and state, "our wedding next year"
"Wow, thank you. Do you mind telling us your names?". Nodding in agreement, you take turns to respond with you going first. "Y/N L/N" "and Kate Martin".
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User1: okay so who’s the friend? 😭
🔂User2: I think it’s Jada. Her birthday is March and she tagged y/n in her birthday post. I tried to view y/n’s account but it’s private.
User3: so you’re telling me that Kate has been in a relationship before she even started playing for the Aces???
User4: so no one else finds it crazy that they started living together after five business days ? 😀
🔂User5: does it matter? They’re still together and intend to stay together
🔂User6: some of y’all don’t know the man for five business hours before y’all make them y’all babydaddies, be quiet please
User7: so you’re telling me that Y/N has been with Kate for her entire WNBA career so far ? 🥹🥹🥹
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#wnba smau#wnba x reader#wnba#wnba x black!reader#black!reader#kate martin#kate martin x reader#kate martin x y/n
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badly need ex-phannies and people not involved in the phandom to stop policing rpf
#y’all genuinely don’t know. you do not know#you watched basically im gay once and think you know more about dnp than ppl who have watched all their newer content#you don’t know. you don’t know.#you don’t know how phil wrote fanfiction when he was young#you don’t know how dan tweeted a heart at phil#you don’t know how they’ve openly talked about their life since coming out#dan and phil have a good relationship with their audience#they literally commission phan artists#including one who has drawn phan smut LMFAO#and the annoying thing is that people will STILL police rpf and say we’re just in a parasocial relationship with them#yes we are… but that doesn’t mean we know more about the opinions they have openly expressed???????#IM SO SICK OF IT#phan#dan and phil
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Gotta love when folks write Superman incredibly anti-clone even though he had good reason in the beginning to Not Like Superboy (HES A WINDOW INTO WHAT CLARK WOULD HAVE BEEN WITHOUT THE KENTS) and decide that forever on he’ll be spiteful towards clones even though he literally Does Not Care if you’re a clone unless you’re Superboy.
#IF YOU LIKE THIS CHARACTERIZATION IGNORE ME BUT I GOTTA VENT#bones speaks#bones writes in the tags#sometimes I wanna bash my head into a wall. SUPERMAN IS INHERENTLY A GOOD PERSON IN EVERY WAY KON EL IS JUST A TERRIFYING REALIZATION-#OF WHAT HE’D BE WITHOUT A LOVING CARING AND NURTURING FAMILY! HE DIDNT LIKE KON BECAUSE HE WAS SCARED)#RAGGGGHHHHH#for the love of god I know it’s an easy way for Danny to hate Superman (SUPERMAN ISNT THE BAD GUY YALL PLEASE) but there can be so much more#have him awkwardly go up to Danny and ask him how he handled having a clone and try to use that info to get along with Kon!#he works with countless clones in the Justice League and I don’t see y’all writing him hating them. make it make sense#just- please. you don’t have to read a comic to know that Superman is meant to be The Best Of Humanity. just write with that baseline#I’m just sad folks are being so gosh darn mean to Supes. he’s a delightful character to read and my favorite big superhero#and a lot of folks in dpxdc do the anti clone stuff and that’s Clark’s entire personality for the comic.#you don’t think he’d be sympathetic because Danny was given immense duty and power and is only a few of his kind? or having an evil self in#another dimension that showed him the destruction he could bring?#Clark is a smartass. he is a seeker of the truth. he is a reporter (and a damn good one too). he is a loving husband. he is an alien.#he is a hero. he is a god. he is a caring friend. he is a genuinely kind and good being.#I recommend reading All Star Superman. Under The Yellow Sun by Clark Kent. and Superman:Grounded
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I was thinking of a cross faction Sniperscout scenario. That being the Red Sniper asking the Red Spy to disable the security cameras for him. And when Spy asks why, Sniper tries to give every excuse until he eventually comes clean. Then the camera just cuts to Spy trying not to laugh and having this face expression:
#i genuinely don’t know what goes in my mind sometimes#Sniper: My Scout kinda blue#Spy: 😌#Red Scout: I’m trying to watch the convo; why are you trying not to laugh that’s disrespectful bro#/ref#I’m sorry y’all have to see and read my brainrot#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 sniper#tf2 spy#blu scout#sniperscout#speedingbullet#all I do are shitposts for this ship lawd forgive me
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I hope more people who feel they’re leftists begin to realize that genuinely hating men AND/OR immediately assuming a man (or someone you perceive as a man) you don’t know is out to harm you is t3rf behavior. This belief will not keep you safe, it’s meant to isolate you and put the marginalized men around you in danger. Hating men will not do shit to the bigoted cishet white men in power, but it’ll tell the marginalized men around you that they aren’t welcome around you. This extends to anyone who looks like cis society’s idea of a man, but isn’t actually one, too - do y’all really think trans people of ANY gender say “okay I’m x gender now” and are immediately treated like that gender by society as a whole? Do you think your fear of anyone with facial hair and a deep voice will stop at dangerous cis men, and that only dangerous cis men have those traits? And I’m specifying DANGEROUS cis men because cis men as a group aren’t inherently dangerous. The way someone looks or identifies says nothing about whether they’re “safe” or not! I thought we fucking learned this!!
#I’m tired of being looked at like I’m a danger and I’m tired of nonpassing transfems being looked at like they’re dangerous#I can’t trust anyone who says they ‘hate men’ because I genuinely don’t know if y’all are joking or not anymore#I used to be someone who genuinely hated cis men because of how I’d been treated by them. but I cut that shit out when I realized how terfy#it is. and beyond that it isn’t fair to cis men as a whole and especially not marginalized cis men#having compassion for a group of people who’ve hurt or even traumatized you is hard. but you have to do it or you’re going to fall into#some form of bigotry that will only hurt the people you claim to support#TO BE CLEAR. ‘a group of people who hurt you’ doesn’t refer to bigoted groups like transphobes or racists etc etc#I’m specifically talking about neutral identities like gender#bigots can go die#transphobia#transmascphobia#transmisogyny#transgender#trans
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the average deancrit post: completely misinterpreting something that happened in canon, ignoring important framing context for the situation, and / or just making something up that didn’t even happen or falling back on fanon characterizations
deangirls: simply pointing out the missing context and / or debunking the misinterpretation
the average “cascrit” or “samcrit” post: literally just people discussing canon plot points and things that happened with the nuanced context that is once again often overlooked in favor of watered down fanon that woobifies and flattens their fave
bitter casgirls and samgirls: is this an ATTACK?!?! 🤨
Like sorry we literally just like talking abt the actual show and the things that happen in it in the context that they happen lol
#every time without fail it’s like this#like it’s FINE if you want to live in a fanon sandbox like that’s a type of fandom experience you can have#but then don’t get into discussions abt canon with us ???#like some ppl genuinely enjoy discussing and analyzing the actual show#that’s all#but every time other fans blow it up into some discourse or attack or whatever#we’re just talking abt the show y’all#i don’t know how many times we can break down the events of the text for people#like they’re already so entrenched in their warped view of dean and what happens#but we’re not going to stop discussing canon so stop acting like it’s an attack on your fave every time we do#vic.txt
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Arent you that guy that burnt their grilled cheese?
So sad
Next time add some BUTTER to that PAN you FUCKING SAVAGE
Thank you, stranger, for helping me learn more about myself
#getting called guy as a trans woman DOES really suck who woulda thought#also#I’m saying this as nicely as I can since I don’t think you had purposefully bad intentions here#we are not friends and you do not know me#I was like let me laugh at myself real quick about the time I was drunkenly making egg on toast in the pan and I was so worried about the#egg when I flipped the bread it was terribly burnt on that one side#notably only that one side I took a picture of#bc I was hammered and talking to a friend the whole time#and just. chances are when something is every day getting closer to 100k notes I’ve already been dunked on enough no?#like do y’all genuinely think you’re above making notable mistakes like that?#because you’re not#and I really wish people wouldn’t act like I’m some sort of invalid because I had#emphasis on the past tense#the good nature to laugh about#my damn fuckup
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I want to preface this post by saying that I love the cat king as a character, especially one that has such a major impact on Edwin and his relationship with his queerness and learning to be okay with it; HOWEVER, I also believe that everyone that genuinely believes he should be a love interest for Edwin should read this. (Also if you just like the cat king as a character and want to understand his character better and why his and Edwin’s relationship is not something that would be healthy or “real” for either)
#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#the cat king#i do not ship them but I don’t want to hate on those who do (mostly) I just want to kind of inform people of the creators meaning for their#Relationship because I keep seeing people saying they hope they get together in s2 and it’s really confusing to me#Their relationship stems from the cat kings own narcissism and predatory behavior and Edwin’s need for someone to push him into under#Standing that his queerness doesn’t have to be torture and can be something giddy#even if he doesn’t return those feelings#The cat king does like Edwin but he doesn’t know anything about him. He likes the game and then he likes the kindness he’s shown despite#Knowing the cruelty he’s presented to Edwin#Queerness and preformance always go hand in hand#He’s a older secretly insecure character#Edwin is the younger#genuinely kind character that shows him that projecting his hurt will never get him what he wants#It’s about the isolation of queerness and the walls put up and the coping mechanism used to protect yourself even at the risk of hurting#Those just like you. That kiss from edwin was to say “I’m sorry your loneliness had caused you to be cruel. It’s the easiest way to feel.#And while I cannot and will not give you what you want or need#you deserve to feel happy and not like you have to gain the attention of uninterested people#I can’t even explain all my thoughts about their dynamic it’s just so much it’s just about the predadation from older queers because of#The trauma they’ve endured and the cycle of hurt and the way we can break the cycle with kindness while also protecting our youths by#Healing those traumas#Something the cat king learns and accepts#Off topic but I don’t like people defending their age gap because#Yes; Edwin is 86#but he died with a teenage boy brain and then spent 70 of those years in hell where he certainly was not getting his brain developed while#The cat king has possibly hundreds of years of sentience and experience. The power imbalance is not if y’all. And that part of their dynami#Is actually very clear I think but some people didn’t catch it?? Or didn’t care??? Idk man
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TOO FEMME TO BE MASC TOO MASC TO BE FEMME WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOOOO 😫😫😫
#before you comment ‘oh you don’t have to be either you know lesbian presentation isn’t a binary!’: yes i fucking know that believe me#yes it’s not a binary. yes i don’t have to be strictly femme and strictly masc. i’m aware of that#believe me. i know ALL about obscuring binaries but that’s a different post#the problem is that it’s still often just boiled down to that distinction#and those are like. so fucking strict when people care to uphold them???#like. femmes are held to a certain ideal of beauty. mascs are held to a certain ideal of behavior. you know???#do i fit the femme ideals? absolutely not i hate trying to wear a lot of femme fashion#do i fit the masc ideals? absolutely not im a goof 24/7 and i hate trying to withhold genuine emotions#i hate trying to be always tough but i hate having to always be sweet and cutesy#anyway my point is: lesbian presentation is not a binary until it’s upheld as one. and if i don’t fit what the fuck do you want me to be???#can we move the fuck on from binaries please???#tldr i hate how femme vs masc has just become woman vs man again in certain spaces it’s fucking horrible what are y’all doing over there#grace being stupid#text post#wlw#lgbtq#lesbian#sapphic
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You all moved on but I stayed here
#I know people were genuinely mad about this post but I still think it’s one of the funniest things ever made#like no credit to the person who made it bc they seem v rude but#unintentionally so fucking hilarious#also blatantly incorrect on so many points but I digress#I can’t believe this is over a year old I still think about it so much#do y’all remember when this was like a real scandal and everyone was all up in arms about it#that was so funny#drag race#rpdr#rpdr 15#drag race 15#rupaul’s drag race#RuPaul’s drag race 15#anetra#marcia#marcia x3#Marcia Marcia Marcia#also you all know I’m an Anetra Stan and don’t agree with this but can we all agree in hindsight that this was such a funny scandal#I like to think they send it to each other and laugh about it#also once again daily reminder that Marcia is both taller and older than Anetra :)
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trying to explain that there has never been a single instance in the show to indicate that jack is intended to be a child/toddler/baby in any way and that all canon actually makes it pretty clear he’s supposed to be a teenager/young adult is like trying to explain that the cheese is under the sauce in a Chicago style pizza
#good night#cal.txt#spn#supernatural#Jack kline#jack spn#toddler!jack#baby jack#baby jack au#fandom crit#spn fandom#spn family#spn famdom#like I don’t know how to tell you this but he is literally just autistic and born-sexy-yesterday#I don’t mind babyjack as a headcanon (I mean I do bc it’s still ableist infantilization & also ruins character discussion around him)#but when ppl try and act like it’s canon fact and throw out That accusation .. hoo boy#I’d stick my foot up y’all’s asses if your heads weren’t already blocking the entrance#I try not to wish too many harsh things on other ppl in the fandom bc I’d hate for anyone to be where I’m in as a fan#but genuinely. babyjack is like if deans comment ab Cas being a baby in a trench coat was taken as solid proof that Cas is actually a baby#maybe I should start drawing baby!cas just to see how you fuckers like it#do you like seeing your fav be reduced to a fucking shell of what they really are? robbed of their personality & established traits?#I sure fucking don’t!#sam winchester#dean winchester#castiel#cas#team free will#tfw2.0#dadstiel
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Val Is Pretty Sure She Might Be Losing Her Mind, more at 11
#okay so y’all. do you happen to remember Alcott Boy? the guy I had a crush on from school last year (or really the whole time I’ve been in#college honestly) who had Opinions on Little Women#yeah him. anyway I thought I was over my crush on him but GUESS WHAT it’s back and worse than ever#like I only have one class with him that’s once a week but guys guys I feel like I’m LOSING MY MIND like. I’ve never felt the urge to#actually go up to a guy and say ‘hey do you wanna go out with me?’!! like I would never actually do that but the urge is most definitely#there??? and it’s not even that he’s cute (although I mean I think he’s cute) but he’s really really intelligent and funny and very notably#always willing to bring up his faith in class discussions (and this isn’t really the campus for that) and I’ve always admired him for that#(this is also the boy that looked at something I wrote in fiction class and said ‘that’s it that’s what love is supposed to be like!!’ LIKE#) and I genuinely don’t know what to do#like should I be concerned that I feel this strongly so soon after The Boy?? should I be concerned that this might just be limerance???#my roommate has been offering to talk to him for me and ask if he’s single and is it insane that I’m actually considering it???#like if I’m going to now is the ideal time—I’ve already had my class with him this week and spring break is next week#and I’m certain he would never make me feel bad if he didn’t feel the same. but if he did wouldn’t he have said something by now? I don’t#know I don’t know I don’t knooowww#but I graduate in two months and I don’t want to regret it for the rest of my life
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Being an extremely sapphic person in the utmv fandom is kind of weird because I often feel out of place amongst people going crazy over masc characters who I just physically cannot see any appeal in.
Like what do y’all mean Fell, Horror, and Nightmare are hot??? Just in their base appearances??? Like yeah they can be and they can be visually interesting, but y’all think they’re THE hottest characters this fandom has to offer? I just do not get it. Where is the appeal.
#text post#soda rambles#I am genuinely not trying to shame anyone for their taste#nor do I want to start an argument over it#y’all do you#it’s totally valid to like more masc characters/people obviously#This is just petty stuff I wanted to ramble about#all just my opinions no one has to agree or share them#but the fact that Ink Dream and other more fem characters haven’t made it far in these weird sexyman tournaments annoys me a lot#because they have WAY better fashion sense and demeanor than these guys (and are just- I don’t know- ACTUALLY PRETTY?)#I’m sorry but IMO Fell and Horror are some of the worst options#Horror would literally fucking kill you before he would try to actually talk to you#and Fell’s sympathy points just aren’t enough to earn him a high enough placement#but maybe I just don’t understand because I’m not a boykisser (<- not intended to be a derogatory term I’m just being silly)
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Anyone out there writing dnd magic kink fic please I just want to talk (read all of your work)
#genuinely begging please I wanna know what spells are conducive to bedroom play#I have ideas but I know y’all do too#I’m absolutely sure this is a thing but don’t know how to find it so#send refs if you have em
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Hey. I don’t have a lot to say. Or I do but I don’t know how and I don’t even think I would help but I do have to say this. I’m sorry. I’m sorry that trump won and I’m sorry we are going to suffer for it. I am here if someone needs to talk. I don’t get on this account very often and I might make a post on my main account but I don’t think this will reach many people either way but I want to put it out there because I know how horrible everything feels right now at least for me.
I don’t really know what to say still but I just wanted to say that I’m here and people who want to talk I’m more then happy to listen because sometimes you just need to get that negativity out. If there is anything I can say or add to this to help that I can think of I’ll add it but I’m tired and should sleeping so I’m gonna try. Goodnight and I hope everyone who reads this knows that I’m rooting for them even though that might not mean a lot I still am and I wanted to say it.
#I don’t really know what to tag this#us politics#I guess?#lgbtqia#because yeah#I don’t know if poc have a tag that they use#please let me know#woman#feminism#disability#i genuinely dont know#I just want people to see this and know that people care#because I feel really disheartened right now and I hate to think how people who are more out or poc are feeling#I’m straight passing and probably get lumped in with those people so I don’t know how it feels to not be in that position#and I just#I wish I could hug y’all cause I know this sucks#anyways goodnight#I hope everyone is doing okay#or as okay as you can right now🩵
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love it when i see proshippers with fancy border thingies on their posts because i can take them and horde them in my notes app without feeling guilty. like when i do that to anyone else it feels like stealing but when i do it to proshippers who cares. it’s not like they’re gonna find out i’m about to block the anyways
#this is an invitation for any proshippers i was previously unaware of to block me btw#i’m don’t wanna see your content and frankly i don’t want you seeing mine#i’m not gonna go in your dms or your asks trying to lecture you bc you probably won’t listen and i have better things to do#but like. come on there’s no excuse for shipping illegal shit#it’s not gonna help with your trauma#i know some proshippers genuinely think it’s a coping mechanism but from what i’ve heard from ex-proshippers it doesn’t really help#but anyways yeah#y’all tell me if you have any pixel/border recsources i’d love to see them and perhaps horse them in my notes app 👁️👁️#horde* tf#girlblogging
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