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babyspacebatclone · 1 year ago

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Can I get some help with something? Cuz I really would rather prevent a fire from happening at my work if my fears turn out not to be exaggerated….

I’ll start off by saying I did just do a quick search about this to prove I’m at least not making stuff up, but I’m afraid I’m going to need to parrot back some expert advice to my daycare’s owner because yes he really is that big of an idiot.

The question:

Exactly how dangerous is it to have a dryer start melting down fabric tags like shrinky dinks???

Like, that one corner is just straight hard plastic. I had to cut it loose to be able to get the baby bouncer cover on, which initially just confused me until I processed exactly how bad it was.

There was also a cloth baby book with teether-like edges that had them fuse together that I didn’t think to get a picture of before handing it over to my director, this book though so you can get an idea:

I know if something were to get caught in the door or similar that could cause the overheating, but the book is too big for that.

When I brought up what I found to my director, which has only been stuff from about a week, she (sadly rightly) said the owner would just tell is to “Not put stuff with plastic in the dryer then.”

I immediately showed her the bouncer cover, which proved that it’s not just obvious plastic but any synthetic fabric at risk, but she just sighed, had me turn down the temperature setting on our only working dryer, and reminded me that our idiot of an owner has let the other dryer sit broken for over four months because well, how badly do we need two dryers?

(We wash all the children’s nap blankets once a week. I’m 90% certain this is required by licensing. We have to do each room on different days because they take multiple loads. This is on top of cleaning rags, washing baby toys on every use, and older soft toys as often as we can manage….)

Anyway…

How big of a fire risk is there? Because the building is old, the basement hasn’t seen updating in probably 50 years, and if there is a fire starting in the laundry room there will be issues.

#tales from the daycare #please send help #electrician issues #clothing dryer #safety #actual fire risk #wtf what even is my life

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meownotgood · 3 months ago

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nobody look at me nobody talk to me im. I'M REALLY NOT OKAY....

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sqtorux · 6 months ago

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wheweweww deep breaths, sobs, hiccups , tears and snot

#literally shaking looking at this photo #im not even joking #they are so dear to me #im already grieving for the ending thats like a month away LOL #it's actually not funny at all #like #what are we supposed to do after it ends #and what about brhdjddndj #all the people that died #theyre not coming back #oh my god #im still stuck in the sister school games during s1 IDK #im tweaking genuinely #like wtf #i need a spin off or something #a slice of life version of jjk #something ANYTHING ATP #bc no im ready to move on helloooooo #𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

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avocado62524 · 5 months ago

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#testing testing 123 #not bien but this would send 15 year old avo into cardiac arrest #senator shockwave #i followed a tutorial online how to color and thats the best i came up with #im lying there was no tutorial. i looked at this one image until my brain started bleeding #maccadam #also yeh this is new. clap clap clap clap you drew omg avo--SHADDAP #this is somehow high effort and low effort at the same time. ive confused myself #i need to find transformers artists to study. ill start with seafood pie #i cant for the life of me even begin to comprehend what any of these materials are #wait wtf this comic has been out for 12 years? ill drink to that #my special mgtrn lunchable is waiting for me #something about being into tf again makes me crave beauty #i want to capture it. hold it a little. and then release it again from my own hands

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silusvesuius · 8 months ago

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nnnnnnnnnnnnno maa'am

#my want to draw traditionally literally split me open for the past week and leaves me literally depressed i'm so serious i can't even look -#- @ my art programs without wanting to throw up omfg should;ve never picked up those pencils #but it's ok i just needed a nap #something so relatable about them i think nelvas has something in it for everyone meanwhile eltl is secluded art museum.#it's very possible to walk around in neloth's and talvas' brains but eltl is off limits. they will NOT! get no drawings like this outta me #wtf r they thinking ........#< eltl not nelvas #something nobody on dis earth can understand ..........#talvas wants to live he likes living but neloth's presence is so strong that it overrides and deletes his will to live.#bruuuuuuuuh #i bet the feeling of neloff is in everything he does if they ever part ways he won't be able to fold clothes or anythign without wanting -#- 2 cry . for what reason . idk bc neloth once yelled at him for folding clothes like shit .what am i on rn #(talvas thoughts mode) I want this old man to hug meeee😢😢😢#NELOFF DO IT and smash him too before i do it first .#me and neloth are the same person tho so it doesn;t matter but w/e #i'm getting emotional over them right now this cannot be real #i love her .... (Skyr1m)#i opened the game for .5 minutes today to take pics of a character uight what a beautiful game.#Te/s having such extensive lore ruins the whole entire game and the franchise but whatever . skyr1m is an art piece that's just how i feel #also this might be a very hard pill to swallow for some people but t*lvas is literally a kin Vessel for young women that keep getting -#- hit on by men twice or thrice their age when they're just trying to live their life .#this feels so profound to me i need dis shit inmy discord bio right NOEW.#Talvas................................#(eyes watering) (holding palm out)#suicide //#just in case but this tag would've gone crazy with my drawings of ulfr*c from late 2022 where i drew him with slit wrists. very artsay #is it not. i didn't like neither of those drawings tho i need to revisit cus i can feel ulfr*c on a diffaraaant level #when will i run out of tags. the way you can tell i just LUH talvas look at me drawing his hair in that second pic 😑BRU #look at me also trying to replicate pencils digitally in the first.. hmmm i don't hate it #at least it soothes me and i don't have pencil withdrawal

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idontmindifuforgetme · 3 months ago

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Male patients who will literally call their wives to verify things like their med list grate on my nerves SO much……. Are we 12

#“Idk what that’s for….. let me ask my wife” and then they whip out their phones and call her mid appointment #And I think they especially do it w me bc they can see I’m a 22 yr old girl and they don’t gaf ab my opinion #But if it was someone else who’s older #and literally all of my coworkers are either in their 30s or up #Then they’d probably feel too judged to do it #It’s giving my wife is my mommy and my life would be in shambles without her #I’ve been trying not to hate men lately but this is embarrassing #I usually love every patient I interact with but the occasional men who don’t know why they’re taking what they’re taking #Or wtf they’re even taking #And then turn to their wives or interrupt me to call them #Are just?????? So peculiar #I also think they think I find it cute but it is so uncomfortable for me to see this #Like why would I find it cute that ur wife is ur mom. I don’t want this to be my future and it literally never will be #Like I’m being dramatic but at the same time it’s a bit of an ick 😍

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spineless-lobster · 23 days ago

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The way oil and water can touch but never truly be together… this too is yuri

#it’s like #what if they COULD mix together?#what if they defied every fibre of their being and the very laws of their chemistry all in the pursuit of love?#what if they’re doomed to forget be apart but maybe in a different life they could’ve been together?#do they long for each other like a moth longing for the flame? craving their seering touch even if it hurts them?#they are star crossed lovers they are doomed they are in love and they are never going to be together no matter how hard they try #but the love was THERE #why am I getting emotional over substances wtf is going on #literally what is my problem

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g-top · 6 months ago

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I OPENED A SUPPORT HOTLINE ( AND CONVINCED MY CALLERS TO DIE )

I SAW THIS AND KNEW I HAD TO. sketch under the cut

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emioliravioli · 3 months ago

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umm rate the birthday invitation i guess???? my mom really wanted me to draw something, so i just.... did this lol

#censored for obvious reasons #y'all don't get to know my real name or where i live #even though it's really easy to guess-#but yeah #my mom was weirdly insistent that i draw something #i don't really show anyone irl my art so uh #that's probably why #also absolutely HATE how knuckles looks #i never draw him because i struggle with his forehead </3 #had to make shadow's inner ears (?) light bc i am NOT telling my family abt my headcanons #oh yeah i don't show anyone my stuff bc so much of it is just straight up shipping #and sonic fanart is just Inherently Cringe to me #i feel like if i showed someone in real life what i draw they would just go “oh..............”#and AUGH that feels awful #bc sometimes something i like is mentioned #so i immediately start talking about it #and i can feel the “how do i get out of this conversation” vibes coming off them #wait how did i get to this #this post is abt my birthday party wtf #yapped so much to myself i had a whole topic change #ummmmm anyways #knuckles the echidna #tails the fox #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic fandom #my birthday #sonic movie 3 #i guess??#ravioliart

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funnyscienceman · 1 month ago

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is there a word for sky + viktor + jayce + mel + elora. like i know skymeljayvik is hexquad but what if we added elora in there. they could be a 5 stack in league together. put sky in jungle so she roams between jayce top and viktor mid and elora's ADC in bot with mel support. it could be so funny

#shitpost #this is just me bashing my head into a wall about the s1 timeskip. like wtf happened in all those years #at which point did sky become a lab assistant. how good or bad was jayce and viktor's work-life balance #theyre on first-name basis with sky but neither are close enough with her for viktor to even have an idea of where she'd like to be buried #acquaintances at best? just colleagues? just colleagues makes sense i guess but #after all these years jayce had no idea of mel's painting hobby? mel didn't even realize jayce and viktor were close?#but jayce definitely has gone to her before to vent about heimer and such and such so EXTREMELY slow burn of getting to know each other??#how are you affiliated with someone for almost a decade and have not even the faintest clue what they do in their offtime #watching arcane was just me going oh id love to know more about this character :D and then the show kills them immediately #sky and elora i will forever grieve you #sky young #viktor arcane #jayce talis #mel medarda #elora arcane #also fully believe elora and viktor knew each other to some degree. viktor was heimer's assistant for how-many years #arcane season 1 #arcane season 2 #arcane season 2 spoilers

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superhousecat-once-again · 3 months ago

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Unfortunately now that I’ve finally seen it, I 100% cannot stand the Solavellan ending and like I knowww that’s in large part because I’ve been functioning on a different level with the ship the entire time but it’s just sooo forgiving of Solas and sooo tragic for Lavellan and does not include the most fascinating element of their dynamic to me which is ‘Solas starts to see the value of the current world because of how much Lavellan loves it and is so deeply part of it’ and in fact fully discards it because Lavellan just fucks off to fade prison for “true love”

#datv spoilers #datv critical #it is not the worst thing about the datv ending (that’s the secret ending doing character assassination) but listen #I have spent so many years loving Lavellan in a ‘framed photo on my desk for over five years’ sort of way #and the entire game just feels so cruel to her (and those who loved the past games because wtf do you mean everyone is Ferelden is dying)#and then to have her end reward to All The Shit The World Has Done To Her For Over A Decade #is fade prison??? leaving it all behind for fade prison because she’ll get her kisses in???#anyways I think the solavellan ending should be that solas binds his godhood to the veil to sustain it and goes to live a mortal life with #lavellan and her dalish tribe and just shutting up about how things should be and how the dalish don’t understand #and just accepting how their culture is good and beautiful just as it is #and lavellan gets to share what she loves and build a beautiful normal life #they can sit under the tree planted for the death of my lavellan’s mother and watch her nephews play and enjoy both how even if the world #is radically different and was broken it has grown into something worth loving and #that all the effort lavellan expended to save everything was worth it #anyways I can and will talk about datv for hours but alas it is not in the same ways I can about dragon age in general #I am biting biting biting biting biting forever #brain thoughts

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shit-people-probably-didnt-say · 8 months ago

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Humans are so weird like we could have just stayed in our little mud houses and caves and just vibed forever but noo someone had to go and invent battles and the industrial revolution

#like wtf #i could be chilling in my cave playing berry roulette #will this one be yummy or kill me? only one way to find out #this is what happens when you ‘think outside the box’#put me back in the box #not turtles #like how did battles even come about #so you lot and us are gonna square up because the polititans cant do their job??#id rather the biggest drama in my life was gorb sat on the fire again now we gotta remake it

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deus-ex-mona · 2 months ago

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