#wrong person

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Apple Seed 8: Major Minor Irritations

Charlie: (completely exhausted as she shuffles around the lobby and strokes her pregnant belly that's the size of a beach ball) Sweetie, little apple seed, can you please stop dancing on my bladder and doing high kicks to my lungs so I can sleep?

Baby: (stops momentarily before dropping like a wrecking ball and slamming into Charlie's bladder before -Charlie swears to Satan himself- doing the worm)

Charlie: (accidentally pees herself in the middle of the lobby and just breaks down crying)

Alastor: (walking by) Oh, Charlie, dear, what happened here? You look absolutely a mess! Not to mention the little puppy piddle puddle on the floor.

Charlie: (crack)

Alastor: Hmmm?

Charlie: (Crack! CRACK!!! Creeeeeaaak!!! Horns grow, claws elongate, neck twists and turns, spine groans, tail flickers angrily)

Alastor: ......

Demon Princess: (growling as Charlie's voice overlays itself in three different pitches) Is this funny to you, Alastor? Making fun of pregnant women when they're at their low?

Alastor: (eye twitches)

Demon Princess: I. Am. EXHAUSTED. Alastor. I am in constant discomfort, starving yet unable to properly eat because of the baby cutting the space my stomach had in half, and I just PISSED myself in the lobby of my own hotel like a puppy who isn't housebroken yet because MY baby, YOUR FUTURE PRINCE OR PRINCESS OF HELL, keeps tapdancing on my bladder. I. Am. NOT. In. The. Mood. For. Your. BULLSHIT. You cheesy, pompous, dick and pussy averse, mama's boy bastard of a talkshow host who thrives on everyone else's misery because you grew up in a household where daddy didn't love you enough! Now, Leave Me ALONE!!!

-Fire explodes throughout the lobby-

Alastor: (watches as a single bead of sweat rolls down the back of his neck, the tips of his antlers on fire like birthday candles) Right-oh! I'll just fetch that wife of yours to help you out.

[mrthology]

perpollo's just a good ship and people love it! and honestly the real toxic ship in the pjo fandom is percabeth, but people aren't ready for that conversation

okay so a couple things

I have more Percabeth fics than Perpollo fics on my AO3; in what world am I someone to come to with this. genuinely baffled

I think we've established I quite enjoy exploring toxic themes in fiction lmao, percabeth and perpollo included. give me codependent and traumatized percabeth, and give me Apollo from myth, and also give me the fluff

I will never be convinced that Percabeth is somehow more toxic than Percy and any god??? I get not liking a ship, and I know there are a lot of people who want to hate on Annabeth, but come on now. let's use our brains here

Get out of my inbox with ANY ship/character bashing disguised as moral righteousness. I'm not about that shit, and never have been

people are apparently not ready to realize they can ship and like anything without shitting on something else. minding your business is free

[googiejar]

I can’t sleep, homesick #RM #rkive #namjoon #RPWP @rkive @rpwprpwprpwp

[iamanother]

wrong person.

I am always wondering, "Why are those people that I used to like already in a healthy relationship? Am I the wrong person?". I feel insecure whenever I see them happy with someone else. It feels draining whenever I am thinking about other people's success in love while comparing it to mine. Why do I always focus on them when I can focus on my own? Sometimes, we cannot hide the fact that we always think about ourselves as a "wrong person,"  but have you thought about the reason why you are still not into the right person, and why does fate always let you go to those people who are not deserving? Maybe you are still finding the answers to those questions in your mind. Maybe you are still finding the right person for yourself.

The right person in your life will come at the right time and in the right place. For now, learn how to become the right person for yourself. Choose yourself while you are still waiting for the right person who will love and cherish your existence, just as you love yourself too. Don't lose your patience; you're almost there.

written by: iamanother.

Photo by: Anubhav Saxena

[valeriele3]

Genshin sagau au idea

⁺˳✧༚ What if the player(you) was just playing normally but needed to take a quick snack or something

⁺˳✧༚ The characters decided that when you come back to continue playing they would “summon” you a.k.a suck you into the screen

⁺˳✧༚ But to their surprise when their “divine creator” woke up they didn’t know a single thing about Genshin or rather Teyvat

⁺˳✧༚ Turns out..The person they “summoned” isn’t you but instead your identical twin who doesn’t play the game

⁺˳✧༚ What will the characters do next? Send back your twin? Kill them? Worship them instead of you because they still think your twin is you but lost their memories during the transportation to Teyvat?

⁺˳✧༚ And lastly, how will it affect your gameplay? Will you just randomly see the whole Teyvat change and sometimes see an “NPC” that looks that you? And what about your family and you yourself? How will you try to find your missing twin without any clues?

[k3t4min5]

'i still love the people i've loved, even if i cross the street to avoid them'

[ae-cha08]

[ceraea]

 "if my wishes came true, it would've been you"

By me/_ceraea_

Title inspo: the 1 by Taylor Swift

 "I wish it was easy for you to love me as it was to use me.

I wish it was easy to forget you as it was to love you"

[loungininparadise]

[crowwithacomputer]

You hate art, I want my house covered in it.

I hate sports, you want to dedicate your life to them.

I've read this story before.

We laughed so hard I could see you waking up next to me.

But you live far away. It was nice loving you from afar.

I hope we don't meet again. I love you.

[lustfulslxt]

the way my life just flashed before my eyes bro 😭😭😭😭 pls i can’t even exist rn.. sending spicy tumblr screenshots to the WRONG person bro. my stomach was in my ass dawg! i can’t, that was insanneeee brother 😭😭😭 @flowerxbunnie

[frommyfavoritebooks]

But loving somebody isn’t perfection and good times and laughing and making love. Love is forgiveness and patience and faith and every once in a while, it’s a gut punch. That’s why it’s a dangerous thing, when you go loving the wrong person. When you love somebody who doesn’t deserve it. You have to be with someone that deserves your faith and you have to be deserving of someone else’s. It’s sacred.

- Daisy Jones & the Six, Taylor Jenkins Reid

[alexispink31]

People think being alone makes you lonely, but I don’t think that’s true. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world.

[iamanother]

radiant smile.

The time that I saw you at the park, holding your backpack and looking directly at me, smiling through your ears, your eyes were shining just like the sun was shining through the sky. My heart starts beating faster as I find the most beautiful smile that I have ever seen in my whole life. The more I step forward in your direction, the more I cannot hear the loud noise around me; it feels like the time is slowly stopping, and my heart keeps on beating faster.

What is this kind of feeling? Is this what they call love at first sight?

I want to pursue you, to love and cherish you, but how? You are too far from me. Those smiles that I want to see every day keep fading away. I can see that you don't want to see me, just as I want to watch you every day like scenery. Suddenly, I stopped myself from being in love with your smiles as I saw you holding her hand with the brightest smile on your lips. I can see the love in your eyes while you are admiring her face. My heart starts to break apart as my tears keep flowing through my eyes. Those tears with insecurities are starting to mix through my soul, and my brain starts to remove those radiant faces of yours from my memories.

Why can't it be me? That should be me!

Later on, I realized that maybe you are not the right person for me, as fate showed me where you belong. I should step away from your life and continue to find out where I belong. 

written by iamanother.

Photo by: Lesly Juarez

[k3t4min5]

always fall for the wrong person

[ae-cha08]

What kind of person do you want to be? Are you surrounding yourself with the friendships that could help you become that person? One of the best investments you can make is in friendships that encourage you to be more like Jesus.