#wrong person

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Apple Seed 8: Major Minor Irritations

Charlie: (completely exhausted as she shuffles around the lobby and strokes her pregnant belly that's the size of a beach ball) Sweetie, little apple seed, can you please stop dancing on my bladder and doing high kicks to my lungs so I can sleep?

Baby: (stops momentarily before dropping like a wrecking ball and slamming into Charlie's bladder before -Charlie swears to Satan himself- doing the worm)

Charlie: (accidentally pees herself in the middle of the lobby and just breaks down crying)

Alastor: (walking by) Oh, Charlie, dear, what happened here? You look absolutely a mess! Not to mention the little puppy piddle puddle on the floor.

Charlie: (crack)

Alastor: Hmmm?

Charlie: (Crack! CRACK!!! Creeeeeaaak!!! Horns grow, claws elongate, neck twists and turns, spine groans, tail flickers angrily)

Alastor: ......

Demon Princess: (growling as Charlie's voice overlays itself in three different pitches) Is this funny to you, Alastor? Making fun of pregnant women when they're at their low?

Alastor: (eye twitches)

Demon Princess: I. Am. EXHAUSTED. Alastor. I am in constant discomfort, starving yet unable to properly eat because of the baby cutting the space my stomach had in half, and I just PISSED myself in the lobby of my own hotel like a puppy who isn't housebroken yet because MY baby, YOUR FUTURE PRINCE OR PRINCESS OF HELL, keeps tapdancing on my bladder. I. Am. NOT. In. The. Mood. For. Your. BULLSHIT. You cheesy, pompous, dick and pussy averse, mama's boy bastard of a talkshow host who thrives on everyone else's misery because you grew up in a household where daddy didn't love you enough! Now, Leave Me ALONE!!!

-Fire explodes throughout the lobby-

Alastor: (watches as a single bead of sweat rolls down the back of his neck, the tips of his antlers on fire like birthday candles) Right-oh! I'll just fetch that wife of yours to help you out.

[mrthology]

perpollo's just a good ship and people love it! and honestly the real toxic ship in the pjo fandom is percabeth, but people aren't ready for that conversation

okay so a couple things

I have more Percabeth fics than Perpollo fics on my AO3; in what world am I someone to come to with this. genuinely baffled

I think we've established I quite enjoy exploring toxic themes in fiction lmao, percabeth and perpollo included. give me codependent and traumatized percabeth, and give me Apollo from myth, and also give me the fluff

I will never be convinced that Percabeth is somehow more toxic than Percy and any god??? I get not liking a ship, and I know there are a lot of people who want to hate on Annabeth, but come on now. let's use our brains here

Get out of my inbox with ANY ship/character bashing disguised as moral righteousness. I'm not about that shit, and never have been

people are apparently not ready to realize they can ship and like anything without shitting on something else. minding your business is free

[macrolit]

The privilege of a place can depend on the absence of the wrong body as much as the presence of the right one. - Jo Hamya

[googiejar]

I can’t sleep, homesick #RM #rkive #namjoon #RPWP @rkive @rpwprpwprpwp

[k3t4min5]

'i still love the people i've loved, even if i cross the street to avoid them'

[iamanother]

wrong person.

I am always wondering, "Why are those people that I used to like already in a healthy relationship? Am I the wrong person?". I feel insecure whenever I see them happy with someone else. It feels draining whenever I am thinking about other people's success in love while comparing it to mine. Why do I always focus on them when I can focus on my own? Sometimes, we cannot hide the fact that we always think about ourselves as a "wrong person,"  but have you thought about the reason why you are still not into the right person, and why does fate always let you go to those people who are not deserving? Maybe you are still finding the answers to those questions in your mind. Maybe you are still finding the right person for yourself.

The right person in your life will come at the right time and in the right place. For now, learn how to become the right person for yourself. Choose yourself while you are still waiting for the right person who will love and cherish your existence, just as you love yourself too. Don't lose your patience; you're almost there.

written by: iamanother.

Photo by: Anubhav Saxena

[ceraea]

"Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?"

By me/_ceraea_

Title from: "The smallest man who ever lived" by Taylor Swift

"oh how you used to stare at me with happiness and teasing in your eyes but now for whatever reason you act as if those days were merely a story burned before it was given a chance to have an end.

A beginning written from betrayal but no middle nor end of it all"

[insanewaykathy]

When you make a request to the universe but don't specify all the details.

[alexispink31]

People think being alone makes you lonely, but I don’t think that’s true. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world.

[ae-cha08]

[loungininparadise]

[crowwithacomputer]

You hate art, I want my house covered in it.

I hate sports, you want to dedicate your life to them.

I've read this story before.

We laughed so hard I could see you waking up next to me.

But you live far away. It was nice loving you from afar.

I hope we don't meet again. I love you.

[lustfulslxt]

the way my life just flashed before my eyes bro 😭😭😭😭 pls i can’t even exist rn.. sending spicy tumblr screenshots to the WRONG person bro. my stomach was in my ass dawg! i can’t, that was insanneeee brother 😭😭😭 @flowerxbunnie

[the-poison-in-my-veins]

[arjun-mcqueen]

Hi Brihannala ☠️

~ @ze-preserveur

... Brihannala? Who's Brihannala?

[k3t4min5]

always fall for the wrong person