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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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I know I can't be the only one from Illinois that is kinda ticked that the only things anyone knows about us are Chicago and corn. We produce the most pumpkins in all of north America! Why doesn't anyone know that cool fact?! Instead, everyone is like " Oh, you're from Illinois? You must be from Chicago." Like, NO. I live in central Illinois, in a super rural area! I wonder if rural New Yorkers feel the same way... And don't even get me started on the voting map! Just about every county in Illinois is red at election time, yet we end up voting blue. Why, you ask? The answer is simple. Chicago. Chicago and like, 2 other counties are blue on the voting map, but because so much of illinois is rural, we don't actually get our opinions and voices out there! Don't get me wrong, Chicago has it's benefits, but it should be its own state when it comes to voting, and maybe even in general. Let the rest of Illinois have a chance to fix itself, instead of all the money going to chicago. I know I cant be the only one who feels like this. Reblog if you have the same problems in your state! In conclusion, Chicago, just because something is south of you, does not mean it is southern Illinois!!

This last one literally explains so much😭

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Don't forget about MacGyver at 10 ; )

If you have the channel Heroes&Icons they show The Pretender Saturday at 4 and 5pm I don’t even remember the last time it was shown on any TV channel

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Eeveelution Weapon Pins made by YuuKen

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ブイズ３DS化

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Blep 

(via)

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I can has new friend? NEWFRIENDNEWFRIENDNEWFRIEND!!! :D

Golden boi meets baby kitty 

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TRU DAT!!

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THANK YOU!! SOMEONE NOTICED THAT THEY COMPLETELY CHANGED THE CHARACTERS, THE ORGANIZATION, AND THE ACCURACY!!

2016 vs 1985 MacGyver Writers

Name:

2016 writers: Just about everyone calls him Angus at some point, mostly people he doesn’t like, but still… people suck but that’s just how it is sometimes… too bad we can’t change that…

1985 writers: Even people who hate him have the common decency to respect his choice of name. It’s genuinely important to him and it should be important to everyone.

Housing:

2016 writers: Mac would definitely live in a gorgeous and probably ridiculously expensive house overlooking, like, the entirety of LA.

1985 writers: This single guy who’s entire character is function-over-form would absolutely live in a 1.5 room apartment over a Chinese takeout place, then a houseboat, then an empty warehouse loft, even if the Phoenix Foundation personally offered to pay for more, which they absolutely have.

Moral Code:

2016 writers: Mac doesn’t use guns because they’re inconvenient in his line of work. He has no problem with other people using them, though.

1985 writers: He don’t use guns because they’re cruel and unnecessary and he has a bad personal history with them. He won’t let anyone around him use them either, except maybe Pete. Maybe. He doesn’t drink at all because that’s his own damn choice and its an okay one to make. It’s yours too- screw anyone who says otherwise.

Science:

2016 writers: Does it have to be “real” if we make it sound okay to someone who has maybe passed 5th grade science?

1985 writers: The science explained in the voiceover is real, the MacGyverisms actually do work, but our lawyers told us we had to purposefully leave something out so people don’t accidentally blow up their kitchens and sue us.

Phoenix Foundation:

2016 writers: It’s a secret spy organization but sometimes it fronts as a think tank to deflect suspicion.

1985 writers: Its a think tank. But the director used to work for the DXS and his best friend is really good at fixing things, so sometimes they send him to do stuff like test security systems and rescue people and solve crimes. The first couple seasons they just gave him an apartment and paid him in hockey tickets. It’s either socialism or a tax loophole and we’re not sure which.  

Jack:

2016 writers: “You are my best friend, my one true buddy, I would never do anything to hurt you, I would kill for you if needed, I will always keep you safe…”

1985 writers: “So I had this great idea, it went terribly, kinda need a favor…. I maaaay have signed your name on the contract… I swear this will never happen again…” *eye twitches*

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There is a method of growing rhubarb known as “forcing” where the plant grows in complete darkness and is tended to in candlelight. It grows so quickly during this process that you can hear it grow. [1, 2]

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Okay, but let’s be honest. who here wouldn’t have done it if Colby or David was the other person?? Cause, not gonna lie, I would not have passed up that wonderful opportunity : )

Holy crap, Numb3rs actually did the thing where Person A makes fun of Persons B and C for not having girlfriends, so they all go in on a bet wherever who can't get a date by Thursday loses, and so after Persons B and C fail to secure dates, they decide to go as each other's dates despite both being straight men. I can't believe this actually happened.

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YES! We absolutely frigging CAN!! I will join gladly

guys can we seriously start a huge Numb3rs fandom? I know it sound geeky, but that show is the shit man..

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ME! As soon as I get out of bed

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WHERE’S MY NUMB3RS FAM???

Okay so I love this show so frik frakking much! They are all such cinnamon rolls (yes even Colby and Don, they are both adorable as frik ok!). My favorite character is Colby Granger, although I adore all of the characters. I feel like he is super underrated, despite the fact that he has some of the best one liners in the show. Also for some reason I feel like he would kill at dancing... any way, examples of why Colby is the best

also, this one says “You know, you take the oath, they give us a gun, we get into public service with your eyes open, but nobody tells us our families are fair game.

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I don’t know why, but I have this headcannon where he is secretly a fantastic dancer

and here we see the various facial expressions of pure and utter confusion made by Special Agent Colby Granger, in the span of just one episode

oh my lord sweet bby pls don’t ever change

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How about that David is secretly a comic dork <3<3

Why I love NUMB3RS

I’ve been watching this show for a while now and I just love it way too much so let me go into detail about why

Strong characters with detailed backgrounds

Two brothers who are very different from each other but still have similar values and morals

Family loss and how the family is learning to live with it

Mathematical concepts explained in a way that makes sense

Strongly built female leads who speak their mind, are treated with respect, and are all intelligent, kind, and unyielding

Men who show respect, vulnerability, and are honest

Family issues are discussed

Religion is addressed

Alan (the father character) has no problem asking if there was anywhere he went wrong with his parenting or if there’s anything he can do now to try and start being better

The characters admit they’re still learning new things about themselves and ask for support when things get difficult

True sympathy and sorrow is shown

Shock and trauma is addressed appropriately

The passion each character has for their profession is magical and almost like watching a dance or listening to music as they explain their findings with such amazement for what they do and learn

The crimes are just as unbelievable but realistic as some of the crimes today

There is loss

There is love

The nerds say so many things with such pride but it’s really embarrassing to listen to and is really funny

The show’s plot isn’t all connected in one big string of you must watch every episode or you’ll miss something important but does have a few specific episodes that show more character development and push the plot forward.

The dreams and achievements of the characters are completed

There is a slow burn but beautifully written romance that has respect, consent, adoration, and kindness from both parties

This is only a few reasons I love this show. I could go into further detail, but I’ll save that for my info dump later.

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Does anybody ever think about how Hansel and Gretel's step mom was the OG entitled parent? Like, she made her husband leave them in the woods so she could eat their food.