#wolfstar shorts

[lilyystarr]

remus the type of tall person to bend down and put his ear next to ur lips when talking to a short person to ‘hear them better’

whore.

[outromoony]

If your comfort character isn't dead, traumatized, gay, or a mass murderer... are they really your comfort character?

[not-rab]

[Grimmauld Place tour]

Regulus, to James: Oh look, the door post where Kreacher measured our heights.

Regulus: I was always half an inch taller than Sirius, not that it matters.

Regulus: But it does.

[fallenclan]

let's go wolfstar let's go

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[letraspal]

I choose Moony [short comic]

[star-gurll]

Sirius dancing like a slut but the moment anyone even comes near him he's physically recoiling from them and hiding behind Remus.

[msvanillalatte]

Deal With

*James and Sirius fighting*

James: Fuck you, Black!

Sirius: Oh, so you didn't get enough with my little brother, you bitch!

*Remus and Regulus watching*

Remus: See what I have to deal with when you leave?

[miyagic]

Family Isn't Blood

James Potter x reader

SUMMARY: James tells his girlfriend jokes, inspired by the ones his father uses to tell his mother, really stupids and not funny at all, but all you can think about is how cute he is to think they are actually funny, what makes you understand something.

MARAUDERS MASTERLIST a/n: You don't have a defined house. Remus and Sirius aren't dating, but they have a thing.

a/n: this is justt fluff, I didn't liked so much, but alright. Tell me what you think!

w/c: 1k

English is not my first language, sorry for any mistakes!!

JAMES looked at Euphemia, who was making their lunch while he and Fleamont set the table. Sirius is still sleeping, normally James wakes up early (not so much), but today he woke up later than usual.

"You should bring your girlfriend next time, Jamie" Euphemia smiled at him.

"I know, mom. I told her to come, but her parents had already planned the trip." James rolled his eyes slightly.

"What trip?" Fleamont asked, not following the conversations about James' infamous girlfriend with Euphemia.

"[Name] went with his parents to Italy" right after she finishes speaking, Sirius comes down the stairs with the greatest laziness ever seen.

"[Name]? She went to Italy?"

"Yes Pads, she said that in front of you" James scoffed.

"She said?"

"Boys, now I really don't care about Sirius' memory loss, I finished lunch and now let's eat" Effie started bringing the food to the table.

Everyone sat at the table, each eating as much as they wanted. Fleamont then looked at the sodas on the table, and started laughing, leaving everyone else confused.

"Fleamont, what's gotten you?" Euphemia looked at him strangely.

"Guys" he laughs, not finishing the sentence. "Guys... I was thinking about something"

"Here it comes," Effie murmured, sighing.

Fleamont laughs a little more "What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?"

"What?" James spoke.

"A can't opener" Fleamont laughs again as if he had said the funniest joke in the world.

James starts laughing like his father, making Sirius join them, Euphemia also laughs, while shaking her head, but not at the joke itself, but at the chaotic family that she love so much.

———☆———

ON THE RETURN to Hogwarts, James and Sirius met Peter and Remus along the way.

"Prongs," Remus called, "Where is [Name]?"

"She's going with her friends on the train, we'll probably only see each other at Hogwarts" James replies, a little sullenly. "Pads?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you remember dad's jokes? My mom always laughs"

"Prongs, no" knowing Monty's jokes, and his friend, Remus intervenes, knowing Sirius would probably only encourage it.

"Moons, if my mother, a woman, likes my father's jokes, [Name] would like them too, and me more, right??" Remus and Peter looked at each other.

"Go and get your girl with the jokes, Prongsie!!" Sirius puts his arm around James's shoulders.

"This is going to be a catastrophe" Peter said, shaking his head and Remus just sighed.

———☆———

LATER, at Hogwarts, all the students sit in the main hall, the new students being sorted. This year, so far, most of them have been sorted into Ravenclaw, some Hufflepuffs, some Gryffindors and a few Slytherins.

At the "marauders table", you sat next to James, across from Remus.

“Princess” James looked at you. Trying to remember his dad jokes.

“Jamie” you look at him, maintaining loving eye contact, James’ eyes looked nervous, almost restless, but confident.

"Do you know what you call a can opener that doesn't work?" he tried to copy his father's tone and phrase.

"Um, no?" You furrow your eyebrows, how a can opener doesn't work at all?

"A can't opener" James started laughing again, really looking like he said the funniest thing in the world. Sirius laughed too.

These man's are not normal.

Remus taps his forehead, sighing and shaking his head while Peter grimaces but smiles a little.

James looks at you expectantly, to which you smile widely, but not at the joke itself.

"Did you like it?" his eyes used to shine, James never stopped smiling, his smile bright and full of teeth.

"Yes, I liked it" you smile, not wanting to ruin his happiness, if it's something he likes, you like it too.

James smiles even more, if that were possible and lets out a dreamy sigh, relaxing his shoulders, "my dad usually tells my mom these jokes. They invited you to spend the next vacation there" James takes your hand "you will, right?"

You shake his hand, "of course, if you want me there that much" he kisses your hand.

"Prongs, why don't you tell the one about the dog?" Sirius slams his hand on the table, grinning like a madman. Remus hits him on the head, whispering "stop", Peter chuckles, as Sirius looks at him with his normal drama.

"Ahh yes!! That one is really good" James laughs "Get ready" he clears his throat, you look at Remus with wide eyes, whatever was coming wasn't good. "Oh, what do you call a magical dog?"

Remus shakes his head furiously at you, but James looked so cute that you couldn't resist asking "how?"

"A Labracadabrador" James laughs madly, bringing tears to his eyes, Sirius laughs just as much. Peter laughs a little too, but not as much as Sirius and James. You and Remus looked at each other.

You look at James, he looked so adorable laughing and actually thinking the jokes are good and you can't help but smile sweetly at him.

"Oh" James gasps "I have another one! Calm down" he takes a deep breath. "Why don't koalas count as bears? Because they don't have the right koalifications" and James bursts into laughter again, Sirius along with him and this time Peter too.

And you can only look at your boyfriend, how sweet he looks right now. James tells another joke, but you don't even hear it, you just look at him, smiling endlessly.

For a moment you even think that it would be impossible for him to actually find the jokes funny, but then you remember: it's James, your playful boyfriend who loves to laugh and especially make others laugh, who he loves to laugh.

So you laugh, not at the joke, but for James. And Remus laughs, for Sirius.

Your little family, full of love, laughter and affection. Your real family, real home. Where you should always be.

And then you understand, as Sirius and Remus also understood, after fighting so hard, that family Isn't blood. Family is your home and you have finally found it.

Your little family.

Your little home.

——————✮——————

[moonyswarmsweaters]

James *looking at the ugliest jeans in existence*: You, You are going to be my favorite

Regulus *knowing he is going to have to steal them*: Babe no-

[marauderstars]

Remus: I love making short jokes about Sirius.

Remus: They go right over his head.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: James is going to take me to miniature golf tonight

Sirius: Oh! Well, I guess for you, that’s like regular golf

Regulus: Short jokes? Really, Sirius? You’re, like, a quarter of an inch taller than me

Sirius: Yeah, and don’t you forget it

[brinkworth]

Wrap | 315 Words | @wolfstarmicrofic

Remus stretched his legs out, feet getting tangled in the canvas bag full of food that Sirius had insisted they bring with them in the car. He kicked the bag away as he turned the dial, trying to find a decent radio station.

“I think when we get back I’m going to buy a motorbike,” Sirius said, rolling down his window. His hair, still wet from the shower, began to fly around him, filling the car with the scent of his shampoo.

“Don’t you think you ought to learn to drive a car first?”

Sirius gestured vaguely to the car around them.

Rolling his eyes, Remus replied, “You’ve only just started.”

It was something new, Sirius’ interest in learning how to drive. They were a new thing too, the two of them. Romantically, anyway. Something Remus was still getting used to. Remus’ parents had let them borrow their car for a weekend to meet James and Lily at a little cottage on the beach.

He settled on a station playing Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy, a song he knew Sirius liked, clasping his hands back together and tucking them between his knees.

Sirius began humming along, then singing loudly at the top of his lungs, the sound overtaking even the wind through the open window. Remus rolled his head to the side, watching him as he sang, tapping his fingers on the steering wheel. Sirius could find someone more handsome. Someone smarter and funnier than Remus, he was sure of it.

“This song’s always made me think of you,” Sirius said, reaching out to pull Remus’ hand out of his lap and lacing their fingers together before returning to his singing.

As Sirius’ fingers wrapped around his, Remus decided that it didn’t matter if he could find someone more handsome, smarter, or funnier, because Sirius was singing to him, and his fingers were shaking too.

[outromoony]

Remus: I love you.

Sirius: I love you more.

Remus: You're shorter than me and therefore your love capacity isn't as strong as mine. It is physically impossible for you to love me more.

[oh-my-wolfstar]

@wolfstarmicrofic

Dec. 1, prompt: party

word count: 369

tw: swearing

Remus Lupin was starting to hate parties. Not because he didn't enjoy them, which he did, but because if he saw one more giggling girl try to hit on his boyfriend he thought he might scream. They hadn't told anyone aside from their close friends about their relationship, as Sirius had been recently disowned and he was understandably wary of adding more scandal to his life. Even though Remus was fine with everyone knowing, he didn't mind; he understood his boyfriend's desire for privacy. No, he was more angry about the girls who were relentlessly hitting on Sirius despite the fact that he was clearly not interested. annoyed with watching from afar, Remus made his way over to Sirius. 

"No, I'm sorry." Sirius was saying, presumably in response to the blond ravenclaw girl he was talking to asking him out. (The sixth one that night, Remus was counting)

"Please?" She batted her eyelashes obscenely

"No, I'm not interested." Sirius snapped, the previously concealed frustration in his voice now evident.

"but why not? You're not seeing anyone," she whined. Sirius opened his mouth to respond but she apparently wasn't done, "I know you're single, but you don't have to be." Remus was about to step in when Sirius rolled his eyes and turned to face the party.

"for fucks sake, ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP."  Sirius shouted. "please stop asking me out, I'm taken." Sirius laced his hand with Remus's and held them up. The room fell silent for a second, the James wolf whistled and Lily began to clap. Slowly, the rest of the party joined in and the party resumed. Later, when the party had ended, Remus pulled Sirius aside. 

"Are you ok?" he asked Sirius. Sirius blinked at him.

"Of course, why?"

"I just wanted to make sure that girl didn't make you feel like you had to come out. Or me, god if I did anything to make you feel-" Sirius cut him off

"It wasn't her, or you mooney, I swear. I told people because I wanted to. I have for a while, she just gave me a good reason to shout about my amazing boyfriend." Sirius grinned. Remus just smiled and then kissed his boyfriend.

[uhhlifeig]

Sparkle - Dec. 22nd - word count: 198 - @wolfstarmicrofic

Sirius was sitting on the floor with a few bottles of nail polish. 

He was using a deep red nail polish with sparkles for the Christmas party later, mostly because he would never be seen sporting green on his nails. Like, who even did that? Ew. 

The door opened and Remus walked in. 

“Hey, Pads.” he greeted as he looked around the room for his Christmas sweater. “Have you seen my sweater at all?”

“Hmm? Oh, no I haven’t,” Sirius answered absentmindedly. “Maybe check in your trunk?”

“Sure,” Remus said, opening his trunk to look. “Oh, found it! Thanks, Sirius.”

“Yeah, yeah. Of course, Remus,” Sirius replied. 

“What color polish are ya doin’ for later?” Remus asked, evidently smelling the polish.

“Sparkly Gryffindor red,” Sirius said, poking out his tongue in concentration. “Like, really shiny and stuff.”

“Oh, nice,” Remus responded, walking over to where Sirius was seated. “Looks good already.”

He crouched down to his boyfriend’s level and gave him a peck on the cheek. “I’ll see you down there. James and Peter have oh-so-graciously requested for me to magick literally every decoration, so I gotta go.”

“Love you, Rem. See you later.”

“Love you too, Pads.”

[star-gurll]

Sirius: I wonder what I did in my past life to deserve this curse of shortness

Remus: probably witchcraft

Sirius: