#witch humour

[cinnamon-quartz]

emoji spell to get porn bots to STOP following me

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[sithe-they-demon]

Why is it that when a toddler looks at someone quizzically an says "you'll be dead soon" it's funny and hilarious, but when we do it, it's suddenly ominous and we're now the local witch, and the villagers are tying us to a wooden stake and setting us on fire?

[troythecatfish]

[thelifeofsharks]

[oautincorrectquotes]

Emma: I'm about to do something incredibly stupid.

Zelena: My sister has a name, you know.

[fiction-quotes]

The wind howled. Lightning stabbed at the earth erratically, like an inefficient assassin. Thunder rolled back and forth across the dark, rain-lashed hills.

The night was as black as the inside of a cat. It was the kind of night, you could believe, on which gods moved men as though they were pawns on the chessboard of fate. In the middle of this elemental storm a fire gleamed among the dripping furze bushes like the madness in a weasel's eye. It illuminated three hunched figures. As the cauldron bubbled an eldritch voice shrieked: “When shall we three meet again?”

There was a pause.

Finally another voice said, in far more ordinary tones: “Well, I can do next Tuesday.”

  —  Wyrd Sisters (Terry Pratchett)

[lost-carcosa]

[lunarharp]

scribblezone again testing out brushes, early grey oru, and ace attorney-style psychelocks

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Marauders & Co Incorrect Quotes

James: …Lily no, you don’t get it, I’m sorry but you can’t say “Man up” to a woman! Lily: But why? Don’t you believe that women can do anything men can do? James: Well yes but- Lily: But what?? James: James: Okay you have a point Lily: Exactly! *shouts across the room* C’mon Mary, you heard him! Man up!

[misforgotten2]

One hand should really be enough.

Bewitched: Are You a Witch!? - Dell 12-068-506 - April-June 1965

[mudpuddlenl]

Me playing slay the princess, going through stuff like fury (through tower route), nightmare etc: ok yeah I can handle this just fine

And then I got triggered by something relatively small (when compared to other content warnings in this game) in the witch route… 😬 (specifically “the frog” route part, iykyk)

[zakalwe-the-ninth]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Discworld - Terry Pratchett Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Havelock Vetinari, Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax, Gytha "Nanny" Ogg, Rufus Drumknott Additional Tags: Spoilers for Maskerade and Witches Abroad, Humour, Missing Scene, Canon Divergent 

Summary:

Vetinari meets Granny and Nanny Ogg at the opera; they talk about family, burning buildings, and Carrot and Oyster Pie.

Slightly canon divergent missing scene from Maskerade.

Just a little fic because I wanted to have Vetinari and Granny meet.

[hauntedrose555]

eyelashes longer than his d!€k!!!

[troythecatfish]

[oautincorrectquotes]

Snow to David: It's spring and the love bug is in the air.

Zelena , sprays 7 cans of bug spray into the air around them:

[fingertipsfingertipsfingertiiips]