Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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To enter the contest you need to submit 1 candy bar wrapper - or 5 wrappers - or the name of a candy bar on a piece a paper, it doesn't even have to be a Mars product or even candy, a bar of soap would work too. Just leave your mark, any mark from a thumb print or something you blew your nose on. Anything really, we don't want to run into anti-gambling laws again.
Life - February 21st 1964
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A Cadillac Classic, turd edition.
Look - October 15th 1968
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Marzipan, the Play-Doh of foods.
Joys of Jell-O - recipe pamphlet - c1962
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A book you very likely don’t have on your shelf #852
1978
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Family Circle - January 1959
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For her emphysema? Only the Invacare IOH2MD Homefill Integrated Regulator D Cylinder.
Woman’s Day - November 1971
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“… and now we sue.”
The New We Come and Go - 1940 (1956 printing)
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National Geographic Magazine - October 1958
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“Hey, turn the channel, Land of the Giants is on.”
Apollo: Man on the Moon Coloring Book - 1969
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That’s more than $2,200 in today’s money. Worked great until all the switches and plugs broke. That’s Sony for you.
1977
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Make-up for ghosts. “You never looked so alive, even when you were!”™
Good Housekeeping - July 1947
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New at Outback Steakhouse the Bloomin’ Ham!
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It's a grapefruit not a great fruit.
Reader's Digest - March 1972
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To enhance your bumper picnic experience, be sure to leave the engine running for that hydrocarbon ambiance.
Turn to Sandwiches - 1957
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“Sorry Honey, flagons of mead are for grown-ups. Don’t give me that look!”
Good Housekeeping - July 1947
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Lawn-Boy is the go-to lawn mower of all God-fearing citizens of Gilead.
Sunset The Magazine of Western Living - May 1957
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Need a pet but don't have the time or resources?
Sunset The Magazine of Western Living - May 1957
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