#zelena ouat

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ouat text posts: rumple (pt. 20)

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Zelena: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?

Emma: Sure.

Zelena: Your life!

Emma: Actually, my life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.

Regina: Emma, no.

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if you understand any of these drawings you are eligible for financial compensation (7 billion dollars)

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my favorite fucked up siblings (based on this vine)

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Y'know, I get there's all this discourse about "Ouagh if a female character did this she would NEVER BE FORGIVEN but the dudes do it all the time and it's FINE," and then people get mad if you say, "Actually the GIRLS get away with everything and the GUYS are unfairly persecuted," but I do legitimately believe that Once Upon a Time is an unbelievable example of the latter. Like. Hwoaw.

Look me in the eyes and tell me that if Robin and Zelena's roles were reversed, Robin wouldn't have been written off or killed, and any attempt to redeem him would have been met with disgust.

Even more so, look me in the eyes and tell me if Rumplestiltskin had done to any female character even a shadow of what Regina did to Graham, the whole cast AND audience wouldn't have been howling for his blood.

Like. The show really glosses over those, man. Like a lot.

[swanonymous]

Why I like Zelena

And really, is that such a crime?

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Once Upon a Time missed a prime opportunity by not making Zelena both Regina and Snow White's half sister.

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Made a fun little comic where Regina goes with Zelena to check out the Wicked movie.💚🩷

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ouat text posts: pt. 9/?

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Zelena: Fuck the police! Eat the rich!

Regina: *Staring at Emma* Yeah, I'm trying to.

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i think she should have gotten to be the mayor AND the dark one

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How Once Upon A Time play Among Us

So, I'm rewatching some old playthroughs of Among Us and these ideas just kinda popped into my head. I'm also assuming Emma's superpower only works in person.

Rumple- Most of the time, he'll get voted out immediately based on principle. Especially when Regina, Zelena, and Killian are playing. If he doesn't, he's either killed first (Again if Regina, Zelena, and/or Killian are imposter) or is the best imposter.

Belle- She'll usually be the one to convince everyone that they should let Rumple play. If crewmate, she finishes her tasks first before trying to sus out who's imposter. If imposter, she will kill in front of Rumple and he'll never turn on her and will help her.

Regina- Gets sused out, but is never truly turned on until the end of a round when most have already died. She usually wins if she's imposter and ejected if she's not.

Emma- a decent imposter. However, if she teams up with Regina or Rumple, they nearly always win. If paired with Killian, she vouches for him just a bit too much and gets them ejected. Will never kill him or Regina until the end of a round. As a crewmate, she forgets to do tasks.

David- tends to forget to do tasks in lew of figuring out who is imposter. Whether ghost or crewmate, he'll always be the last to finish his tasks. As imposter, he's decent with Rumple or Killian, even Emma. However, if paired with Snow, they get sused immediately. It's the only time the two split up and they vouch for each other far too often.

Snow- Middle ground as imposter if not with David, best crewmate. First to finish tasks and corals everyone else when they start to turn on each other too much.

Killian- Decent imposter unless paired with Rumple. He'll try to work with him, but the second Rumple kills Emma he gives them both away. As an imposter, he'll never kill Emma, will kill Henry only as a last resort. If paired with Henry as imposter, he'll follow the kid's lead and they usually end up winning. Crewmate, he is also one of the best.

Robin- Excels at both crewmate and imposter. The only thing that will give him away is if Regina isn't killed at any point. If crewmate, he knows when Regina is imposter but never says anything.

Zelena- About the same problem as Rumple. Is never believed as crewmate but she just retaliates by not finishing her tasks as a ghost. This applies if she's just killed by the imposter. The only two who will be able to tell if she's imposter are Regina and Robin, sometimes Emma. However, nothing is done until it's too late most times.

Henry- Lowkey best imposter/crewmate. No one wants to kill the kid, no one but Rumple can sus him out. It also helps that he watches Among Us videos on YouTube.

[agirlwithoutmagic]

the most fucked up thing zelena ever did was rape/babytrap robin hood in order to ruin regina’s happiness. but the second most fucked up thing zelena ever did was threaten to name that baby Pistachio