#robin hood

[boredzillenial]

HE KISSES LIKE A WHORE

K I S S O G R A P H Y : ↳ Oscar Isaac (Part 1)

ROBIN HOOD (2010) / Léa Seydoux SUCKER PUNCH (2011) / Emily Browning W.E. (2011) / Abbie Cornish 10 YEARS (2011) / Kate Mara WON’T BACK DOWN (2012) / Maggie Gyllenhaal IN SECRET (2013) / Elizabeth Olsen A MOST VIOLENT YEAR (2014) / Jessica Chastain THE PROMISE (2016) / Charlotte Le Bon ANNIHILATION (2018) / Natalie Portman LIFE ITSELF (2018) / Olivia Wilde

requested by anon

[skronklpus]

Twitter wallet meme

[kitskull]

Enjoy more fanart of The Adjuster

[blumineck]

For when you just need to get rid of as many arrows as possible...

[firawren]

Umm yes

May I also propose Justin the rat from The Secret of Nimh:

the cartoon wolf/fox -> monsterfucker pipeline is so real tho

[fio-of-the-fae-realm]

I hope the Adjuster is getting MAD laid right now. I hope he’s got food and friends and safety. I hope he’s absolutely living it up somewhere amazing, drinking something even sweeter than his success. I hope he’s at large. He goddamn deserves it.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Do you know anything about Nottingham? I was told once that it was made up for Robin Hood, which I was confused about, since I live there, but was that person actually telling the truth?

I was gonna make up a joke about it being originally called Snottingham and looked up its history and what the fuck, history. It was originally called Snottingham, named for a man called Snot.

Not even making this one up.

[overlyspecific]

I NEED a merlin fic where Merlin gets exposed as a warlock while Uther is still king and has to flee (maybe with Arthur’s help) but he doesn’t want to go far (so he can protect Arthur) so he just lives in the woods outside of the castle and becomes a robin hood type character.

If this happened soon enough i think the knights that Merlin gets to serve Camelot would just be apart of his forest gang instead. they could fight bandits but also steal from obnoxious nobles that treat people badly. they could also break innocent magic users and druids out of the dungeons.

Arthur would become a kind of Maid Marian character where his dad tells him to track Merlin down but whenever he goes Merlin just stops him with his magic and flirts with him before letting him go when they are far enough away. (Arthur gets trapped often because he misses and wants to see Merlin but he will never admit it)

Morgana, Gwen and Gauis would also probably sneak information to Merlin often or just let him into the castle whenever something comes up. Merlin always visits Arthur when he sneaks in the castle so it goes something like this:

Merlin: *siting with his feet on Arthur’s desk, reading highly confidential court documents while eating Arthur’s dinner*

Arthur: *comes into his chambers to relax after a council meeting and sees Merlin* 😧 You can’t be in here! What are you doing? Stop reading those!

Merlin: I thought you’d be happy to see me ☹️

Arthur: Maybe I would be if the entire castle wasn’t looking for you and you weren’t eating my dinner, you clotpole

Merlin: You did miss me! 😊 Also thats my word.

Arthur: I still have to arrest you…

Merlin: Can I finish the bread first?

and then Merlin proceeds to get away by dramatically jumping out the window and disappearing with magic and Arthur pretends to be mad but is smiling to himself

Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12

[asgardian-angel]

I was trying to put together something cool with this Aragorn and Geralt you know some kind of crossover universal tavern and found this last gif and it fits too perfectly someone help me.

[cat-cosplay]

Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day. 🎶

Sir Hiss

[victusinveritas]

[hotvintagepoll]

i want you to know i watched robin hood 1938 because of this poll and you're right it IS that good

it's your lucky day anon

if you pressed that last button boy do i have something fun for you

[polyamzeal]

[mndvx]

DOCTOR WHO — Robot Of Sherwood (S08E03) ››› Peter Capaldi as The Doctor ››› Tom Riley as Robin Hood

[stanuristheman]

Ah, me. Young love. Oh, it’s a grand thing. // Oh, forget it. Your mind’s not on food. You’re thinking about somebody with long eyelashes and you’re smelling that sweet perfume…

[Gif descriptions: Gif 1: Maid Marian dancing for herself. Gif 2: Robin Hood daydreaming and stirring in a pot. Gif 3: Marian looking at Robin Hood’s wanted poster. Gif 4: Close-up of Robin daydreaming and stirring.]