#witch humor

[yoursghouly]

Source: Katalyn

[fairy-magick]

[spiritchill]

Opossum is also very much acceptable.

[folkandbooks]

One thing that never stops to amaze me is that every witch I encounter listens to Hozier. Every. Single. One of them.

[the-inkstained-witch]

sometimes mundane witchcraft is putting a glamour spell on your makeup or stirring a sigil into your coffee, and sometimes it's sending baneful energy by flipping off every cop car you see, and I think that's beautiful

[marcelinesghost13]

[lunasapphire]

Are you a true witch if you totally didn’t forget that it was a full moon and created a release spell within 5 minutes? - Like actually are you?🤣 because me too.

[mosscreektarot]

[yoursghouly]

Source: SmoochieWallace

[sacredsistersthree]

sometimes The Morrigan is the Three Witches from Macbeth, sometimes She’s the Sanderson Sisters, and sometimes She’s the Kanker Sisters. you never get to pick which.

[spiritchill]

Meme me bb.

[folkandbooks]

Bye imma do girlmagic and then girlpray to my girlgods

[peridotamethyst]

“And who is your primary care doctor?”

The spirits gathered from my enchanting spells and rituals

[xx-d34d-h4v3n-xx]

Some demons/deities I work with as cursed images

Baphomet

Furfur

Asmodeus

Malphas

Lucifer

(DISCLAIMER: this post is not intended to be insulting to them in any way. How I did this was i contacted them, looked through some images together, and let them select their prefered image.)

[apothacoffee]

Throws some freshly deboned rotisserie chicken bones: Yall got them lotto numbers?

The bones: the best I can do is a a coupon for a Popeyes chicken sandwich.

[wolfhowlwitch]

something I personally struggle with is PTSD nightmares which often include a cycle of incomprehensible flashbacks and bizarre scenarios centered around my traumatic past

this has been getting better lately, thanks to a mix of antipsychotics, sedative PTSD meds, witchcraft, a bay leaf in my pillow case, and prayer.

I pray to both Hades + Persephone every night and then pray to The Morrigan until I fall asleep, usually mid-prayer.

well, last night, I had my new-normal dreams (a blend of equally incoherent- but less harmful- scenarios based in my past) with one new set of characters: policemen with crows’ heads where their human heads should be.

the very last thing that happened before I woke up was one policeman looking to the other and saying/screeching “you’re not a very good CAWWWp, are you?”, after which they both looked at me like Jim looks at the camera. and then I was awake

I like to think this is The Morrigan’s attempt at humor