#why the breakfast part

[hannahmanderr]

❤️ AND ✨ FOR FAMILY BREAKFAST HANNAH PLEASE I WANNA HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ON THAT

whoops i'm answering these out of order skill issue

❤️- Who asked whom out?

okay i've got a progression for this one, hear me out:

Vlad asked Maddie out first, she declined bc she didn't want to have to pick between him and Jack

A while later, after more chance had been given for their relationship to develop (all 3 of them), Jack asked Maddie out. she accepted this time, but still kind of felt unsure

while Jack and Maddie are dating, he cannot stop talking about Vlad and she notices this - cue hilarious awkward conversation asking Jack if he's using her to help cover up how gay he is (this is the 80s after all afsdjl)

after they kiss and make up (literally), they both agree that they feel like even though they're still friends with Vlad, it's not enough to satisfy either of them

they proceed to "kidnap" him and take him on a date, thus inviting him into the relationship

he never formally agrees to go out with them, but he absolutely secretly loves it (and them)

✨- Who plans the date?

Jack plans the actual date part, but Maddie plans the kidnapping hehe

also turns out Jack is killer at planning dates?

~Send me a ship and an emote from this ask meme and I'll tell you even more about attempts to ask someone out gone illegal at 3 am!

[treasureplcnet]

assorted bodies doodles (transcript of that messy relationship square under the cut due to my handwriting/incoherency)

TAKE THESE W A GRAIN OF SALT i am like 90% joking:

hillinghead -> hasan, and vice versa: immediate mutual respect

hillinghead -> whiteman: he's incredibly smart, deceptively cunning but very kind. but he is also so annoying oh my god--

hillinghead -> maplewood: "please someone explain science fiction to me"

whiteman -> iris, and vice versa: two friends secretly think of the other as the sidekick

whiteman -> hillinghead: annoying him is quickly becoming a favorite pasttime

whiteman -> hasan: will not admit it but he wants parenting tips from her

hasan -> whiteman: has slipped a parenting book to him

hasan -> maplewood: deja vu about their future weirds her out a little, but she trusts her

iris -> hillinghead: fond of him from the time they spoke in the prison. enjoys fucking with him

iris -> hasan: SHE'S THE GOAT

[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[wikipediapictures]

Cinnamon roll

“A cinnamon roll with white icing, bought from an American supermarket. Made daily and sold individually in a large case with other donuts and pastries.” - via Wikimedia Commons

[r0tt1ngr4bb1t]

I feel like I might get Judged for this but-

I Ship them- :'3

[hanzajesthanza]

~a vampire at dawn~

excuse the quick sketch, for this post is less about the art and more about the idea behind it... i have this headcanon from when geralt's company was trekking with the beekeepers through the wilderness:

although they were initially very grateful to have three meals a day prepared for them, they quickly got sick of having honeyed porridge served for all three of them. "Everything was sticky from the honey, even the young women." milva began to get nauseous at mealtimes, and cahir, usually ravenous at mealtimes as befits a strapping young lad such as he, even turned down a few bowls.

regis, however, was quite happy with it.

because, as is mentioned later in the book, about saovine traditions: "The spirits of the dead (...) should be given honey and groats, all sprinkled with vodka…" i imagine some confusing night where he went into a villager's hut to drink blood, but, it was around saovine, so they were even expecting someone like him to arrive and to even be looking for such a thing. prepared for such a situation, they handed him some kasza with honey. he didn't really know what to do with it, but they instructed him on how to eat... it was surprisingly pretty good, so he started pulling this on all the other villages, like hey i;m "undead" (whatever that means) do you have any "porridge" with "honey." yeah also put a little vodka on it while you're at it.

so honeyed groats turned out to be the first human food he ate, and over time, became like a comfort food to him. now he has it without the vodka though

[zapsoda]

ok but blatantly and inarguably a lot of "accepting" parents would rather their children be ~nonbinary~ and/or ~nontransitioning~ than binary transgender, and this doesnt devalue exorsexism (not only because it is another form of exorsexism) but because it is a fact

[fennthetalkingdog]

You know, when I was first researching neurodivergence (and autism and ADHD in particular) and wondering if I was, in fact, neurodivergent, I brought my conclusions to my mom and she said:

"I mean, you're gifted, right? So you already are neurodivergent???"

So here's to her (kinda) and her words. Giftedness is a neurodivergence, in my opinion. From what I've seen, a lot of the traits overlap with common autistic and/or ADHD traits too, especially regarding overexcitabilities, and a lot of researchers talking about the topic describe giftedness with the same kind of "your brain is just made differently" and "you're just wired differently" language as they use for other neurodivergent conditions. But I also say this because I've seen some gifted people who, while struggling with some "autistic/ADHD traits," don't have all the traits necessary for an autism or ADHD diagnosis. Giftedness is a label for them that encompasses the struggles they have without saying that they don't struggle enough or forcing them to try to fit into a mold that isn't them. And I get that; when I was first questioning, I didn't think I had enough autistic traits to count for a diagnosis either, so I took comfort in a "gifted" label. (Not to say that all gifted people are just autistic people and/or people with ADHD that don't realize, or that all gifted people are just people who don't have enough traits for a diagnosis! That was just the case for me and the folks I've been around, but I've also heard the case of it not being that.)

But if I am gifted, then I also have autism. A lot of my struggles are, honestly, just better described by autism than just by a byproduct of giftedness. My struggles with people and with "being too much," my sensory differences (and yes, sometimes issues), my stimming, and some of my executive dysfunction all sound like autistic traits to me more than a mix of psychomotor and sensual overexcitabilities and a whole bunch of coincidental byproducts of my being gifted and hanging out with nongifted peers. Don't get me wrong; based on my family history, background, and traits, I honestly probably am gifted lol. But it's not just that.

So this is me saying that if the people around you are saying that you're just gifted, you're free to look for other, perhaps better explanations for your feelings and experiences. But if you are just gifted, you're still free to call yourself neurodivergent! My gifted traits lead to me feeling just as ostracized sometimes as my autistic ones, so who am I to police that label?

[goatsmell]

Hard & Tasty

I’ve left one word, and One phrase behind me In this life’s wake: “Dirigible” and “judicial system”

Thank goodness neither topic Comes up too often for me Now I’ve left those lives afloat

I sound absolutely Plastered when I say any of those words

[moxie-in-the-basement]

The absolute need to wake my partner up with head and a yummy breakfast is astronomical. Having their food all ready to go beside the bed as I wake them up with slow, soft kisses and gentle caresses. Slowly pulling their sleep shorts down. Kissing from their leg to their knee to their thighs. Lightly biting their hips and leaving wet stomach kisses before finally getting to the area they need me most. Making eyecontact with their sleepy gaze as I use my mouth to make them feel good. Letting them grab my hair and grind on my face as they cum before pulling away. Helping them get cleaned up and kissing their cheek as I present them with food.

[charmcoin]

bad news i have been in an egg phase for like the past year and a half at least and now i think i'm starting to hate eggs again. which is really unfortunate because they are so quick and easy to make and i'm not quite sure what i'm going to replace them with. i dunno maybe today was just an off day i'll see how i feel tomorrow

[the-kipsabian]

overbooked myself with fun stuff today. ough

[rpfisfine]

there's no other writer like him

[rainoverthewindow]

Free time.

Wanted to draw :)

[saturdaymournings]

my søn you have new name and url... awesome stuff i am a proud dad :)

Thank uuuuu it’s character development time idk if it’s for the better or worse but I’m chillin. Gonna buy some dried mango tomorrow and be happy not that it’s relevant but I need to tell someone how pumped I am to get my dried mango. The local refill shop changed their supplier and now it has good texture so I can rest happily.

[batemanofficial]

amazing what sleep will do if you're feeling bad