#c: regis

[hanzajesthanza]

EMAIL REGIS ⁉️ 😳

[horsegirlcahir]

ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʀʙᴇʀ-sᴜʀɢᴇᴏɴ — "whose is this horseshoe? let the owner come pick it up."

[ladycibia]

Trying to finish 2023 requests before 2025 ...

[hanzajesthanza]

(Adam Dudaczyk) The fact that vampires drink blood to get that *meaningful hand-neck gesture* - you made that up? (Andrzej Sapkowski) Yes, I didn't model myself on anyone here, I don't know anyone who wrote before me about the fact that vampires drink blood not to satisfy their hunger, but to satisfy their thirst for… entertainment. Texts: the guys sent me to get blood, I was flying drunk… The fun was great.

as i reread this i couldn't stop thinking of this meme

[horsegirlcahir]

i love writing dialogue. so much. especially when it involves geralt of rivia being called a dumbass

“Geralt. If you want to discuss this,” Dandelion says, voice suddenly and uncharacteristically serious, “talk to me like a human being. Talk to me like a friend. Because if you keep up this charade of begrudgingly asking for advice couched in general discussion and then acting as though you have no intention of taking it, I’m not going to waste my time or yours.” “Bloody hell,” Geralt mutters, feeling somewhat as though Dandelion has smacked him upside the head. “Alright.” And then, a little awkwardly and much more clearly, “I… apologize. I do want your — I don’t know. Your help, I suppose. Your advice.” “Good,” Dandelion says. “Your apology is accepted.” He straightens up a little, sitting primly.

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“Geralt,” Regis says shortly. “Dandelion and Milva are too concerned with their own goings-on to address your lying directly to their faces. You are certainly able to lie to Cahir, because he is, due to the attachment I spoke of previously, unwilling to address it. I mean no offense to them when I say this: do not insult my intelligence.”

[regiscasillas]

"Art One-Up" - Regis Casillas, August 14, 2023

From "Regis' Comic Workshop" on WEBTOON CANVAS: Regis' Comic Workshop | WEBTOON (webtoons.com)

Series is also on TAPAS: https://tapas.io/series/Regis-Comic-Workshop/info

*Has received 300+ upvotes on Reddit's r/Comics!*

[randomrichards]

MIGHTY JOE YOUNG:

Girl raises an ape

Who repeats King Kong problems

Thanks to stupid drunks

[clericofshadows]

my favorite thing to do: steal anims from ME, clear out the transforms that fuck with the face, and make my renders

also I still hate doing lighting lmao, this is such a rough wip

making renders is so addicting tbh. I should do them more often.

[hanzajesthanza]

thank you for sharing and Yes... to me he looks almost exactly like regis from the books (nose, hair, cheek hollow, laugh lines).

for me he will be joining the esteemed club of neil gaiman (when he shaves)

jan borysewicz (lady pank)

and jeremy brett (as dracula... moreso vibes than face)

I’m always eager to find irl people to use as references for Regis and Dettlaff (since shots of them from different angles are often scarce), and to me this guy is like a direct mashup of both of them. His name is Antonio Gades, and he was a Spanish dancer.

[void-botanist]

Find the word: old TFA edition

@sam-glade tagged me for this one with the words home, write, power, tiny. I'm going to leave this an open tag for the words garden, gold, gonna, and game.

All of these snippets are from defunct versions of TFA, but not the same one.

Home

When Anni knocked on the door, Zel was there almost immediately to let her in. Her apartment stank of hot corner-store grease. “Did you just eat?” Anni asked as Zel shut the door behind her. “Nope, I just got dinner.” She plopped down in the middle of her sofa, leaving room for Anni to join her at the near end. “Because of you, I get to eat fun food the first day Zalen visits instead of getting dragged to this one fancy restaurant he wants to go to.” “You’re welcome?” Zel laughed. “Thank you. It’ll be a much nicer evening just hanging around here anyway.” Her node buzzed on the coffee table and she checked it before saying anything else. “He’s like five minutes out.” When she put it down again, she smiled at Anni and shifted closer, putting a warm hand on Anni’s thigh. “But hello, how are you?” “A little nervous, but fine.” “Zalen’s gonna love you. And if he doesn’t, he can go the hell home and I’ll eat the cheese crunch myself.” That’s what the smell was.

Write

“If the community doesn’t want me to integrate,” he went on, “there is no point to me integrating with it. I shouldn’t be here, because I’m not going to get citizenship even if I stay here for a month.” He stood up, second guessing what he was about to say solely based on the action he was promising to perform. “I’ll sign.” As he descended the steps to the floor, Milo said, “There is nothing to sign yet. Not unless Vinnek already has an application ready to go.” “They do,” Ellery said, shaking his head. “You know it’ll be trivial to find nine other people to sign if it looks like you want this to happen.” “I don’t want to be here if nobody wants me here when they think about it,” Dez said as he reached the hot seats and received the link to the application Vinnek had just messaged him. It was a straightforward document that repeated everything they’d said in the meeting more clearly, and maybe more importantly, let him use the nice fancy signature he could do when he didn’t have to write it with his hand.

Power(ful)

At first it seemed like the sun would never do anything, and it would be this dim grey all day. Then there was a spread of pink and all at once, there it was, tiny and far away but powerful enough to set everything around it aflame with color. He searched it—the sun was in fact incredibly large, and unfathomably hot, and here he was so far separated from it that its warmth felt weak on his body and he could cover it with one hand. For the first time he had half an understanding of just how big the Lynkalynkan star system must be.

Tiny

I could have used the last one for tiny but I can't resist sharing Dez learning to play fantasy!Settlers of Catan by repeatedly losing to an eight-year-old

Regi proceeded to walk him through the setup of the game, which seemed simple enough. Then came a barrage of rules and exceptions that seemed totally arbitrary until he connected them all together, at which point he felt like an expert, and was convinced that he was going to win. But by the end of the game, he was left with a hand full of cards and Regi’s red pieces scattered intentionally across the board, completely stymying his very clever strategy. “This is usually when people give up and say this game is too hard,” they said, after announcing that they’d won. “Why, because you beat them?” “Yeah.” “Well, I’m going to keep playing until I learn all your tricks.” Regi grinned and started sweeping their pieces off the board. “I have a lot of tricks. Don’t think that just because you’re a computer you can use them all against me.” He grinned back. “Don’t think that just because I’m a computer I’m relying on learning your tricks.” Regi let out a tiny evil laugh. He reclaimed his pieces, put his cards back in the deck, and prepared to win. Five games and nearly three hours later, he’d won exactly once. Regi didn’t seem to be flagging in the least.

[balu8]

The Quest For The Time Bird: The Temple of Oblivion  

by Serge Le Tendre and Régis Loisel

NBM and Titan Comics

[hanzajesthanza]

i insisted upon myself a period of one day before i start talking about regis again and that day has cleared

“so what did you do in your youth”

geralt: i had to slay the bastards that massacred my caste

milva: i murdered my pervert stepfather for how he serially assaulted me, then ran away from home

cahir: agonized over my brother’s death and trained to avenge him from the north

angoulême: escaped from being sexually trafficked, killed my abusers, and formed a gang

regis:

regis: …

(what regis was doing):

[hanzajesthanza]

this was actually the first drawing of regis ever done by cdpr senior concept artist marta dettlaff ( tumblr @sturmmayer )! and asides from many other cool works, as far as the character of emiel regis goes she also did his concept art/character design, and gwent card which you will recognize

this is the origin of ‘bong regis’, from her post on instagram :)

@sturmmayer_ on instagram | october 2016

i think he is wonderful :) he has alchemist herbalist swagger

Who's bong 💀

BONG REGIS!? is a concept doodle for Regis, a character in the witcher books and games! His concept artist for the games made a hilarious doodle of him that found its way to Twitter, and unfortunately I don’t have the link to the tweet, but here it is in screenshot form:

it’s incredibly hilarious to me considering who he is as a person, as well as the scribbly style of the drawing itself and the lack of grammar in the caption. my friends and I have taken to calling him “bong regis” to differentiate him from regular regis. hope this helps

edit: here’s what he ended up looking like in the game, just for reference

[kwebtv]

Who Killed Holly Howard

Season 1 Episode 1 of “Burke's Law”  -  ABC  -  September 20, 1963

Guest Stars:

Elizabeth Allen as Sophia

William Bendix as Fred Hopke

Bruce Cabot as Thomas Mathewson

Rod Cameron as Harry Joe Murdock

Fred Clark as “Mac” McNulty

Jay C. Flippen as Bill (Desk Sergeant)

Sir Cedric Hardwicke as John Busch

Stephen McNally as Ed Nickerson

Suzy Parker as Bridget Jenkins

ZaSu Pitts as Mrs. Bowie (her last on screen appearance)

Will Rogers Jr. as Vaughn Moore

Barry Kelley as Lt. Joe Nolan

Michael Fox as Coroner (George McCleod)

Buddy Lewis as Cab Driver

Kathy Kersh as Candy

The series established the practice of having groups of stars serving as suspects in each episode’s murder.  These were listed as “Special Guest Stars”.  Many of them would appear in multiple episodes as different characters,  

[vampyrs-and-witchers]

EMIEL REGIS - NSFW ALPHABET

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

A sweetheart who'll make sure you're okay and talk to you if you've the energy for conversation. If not, he'll gladly hold you and stroke your hair, press kisses against your skin and forehead.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Their favorite body part is their hands and legs. The favorite body part of their partner is their chest, legs and face.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He's a polite man and won't cum on you unless you expressly state you want him to. In that case, he'll gladly cum on your face.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Definitely wants to try some light bdsm but is too shy to admit it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Fairly experienced, he's had sex with a few human women and a few bruxas. Hell, he's even had sex with Dettlaff!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary always, wants to see your beautiful face. But if he's feeling particularly frustrated, Doggy style.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Definitely a healthy balance between the two, he'll try and make you laugh while also making you moan. He knows how scary and serious sex can be, he just wants you to enjoy it.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Very well groomed! He's more salt than pepper down below compared to above.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very romantic, likes to take things slow and ease you into it.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Hardly jacks off, but when he does just know he's very frustrated at the moment.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

DD/LB (prefers younger (20-30s) men)

BDSM (mild to light)

Pet play

Master/Pet or Master/Slave

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

At home or in the garden.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Won't bite you no matter how badly you ask him, he doesn't want to accidentally risk drinking blood and becoming re-addicted.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Both, but definitely prefers giving more.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not the biggest fan of them but will do it if you want one or two.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He's open to spicing up the bedroom!

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Two perhaps three if he's really frustrated.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Vibrators!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A huge tease but he definitely knows when to stop if he's made you uncomfortable or upset.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Fairly loud, but he'll try and be quiet if the circumstances call for it.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He watches porn on occasion if he wants to masturbate.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Average length, girthier. Grower! Head is a pale baby pink.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Average if not slightly lower.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He'll try to stay awake and make sure that you're okay, but if he's especially spent - expect him to pass out.

[hanzajesthanza]

small correction: it was not several weeks later - it was the very next night, when regis rescued him and dandelion!

*and more of my unnecessary addition*

and i think, considering the context, geralt was perfectly in the right. the chances of encountering a higher vampire are so slim - in a grain of truth, geralt did not even realize vereena was a vampire at first, much less a bruxa.

then, to encounter someone like regis who… speaks and acts and eats and everything just as a human does, there is absolutely no reason to think that he is a vampire, because his behavior is so human, one would not believe a vampire could do that! because even higher vampires typically do not speak human language aloud, much less hold long conversations with you. vereena only spoke telepathically, and she was a rare higher vampire.

i'll defend geralt's obliviousness. for some years i thought geralt was stupid. but i realized the only stupid is just how stupid good regis is at being human. not pretending to be human. BEING human.

though this post is certainly true, because the situation is definitely amusing and filled with dramatic irony for the readers.

we, however, have the benefit of interliterary context, not only of tropes found in other literary works, such as our modern concept of a vampire being of a person that can speak and act like a man, a description which regis fits - but also intraliterary context, knowledge of the book itself, with the epigraphs describing vampires functioning as prelude to chapter four - we get to see the kind of bigger picture, where it's obvious to us. i mean, come on, guy alone in a cemetery wearing all black? who has a perfectly anthropological knowledge of vampires (if such a descriptor applies)? very obvious, regis...

but for geralt and the rest of the company... with the context of how vampires exist in the witcher universe, and comparing that to the perfectly human manner in which regis acts...

if someone i met looked, acted, and spoke just like a human being - exactly like a human being - then what grounds would i have to suspect them of not being human?

i have a hard time believing that i wouldn't also make the same mistake.

Geralt of Rivia; professional monster slayer, trained since childhood to recognize and kill monsters. 

Also Geralt of Rivia; Got absolutely shitfaced plastered on homemade hooch in a higher vampire’s lair and drunkenly argued philosophy with said higher vampire until they passed out and woke up facedown on the floor with massive hangovers the next day. Only realized that Regis was a a higher vampire several weeks later.