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hanzajesthanza · 20 days ago

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i insisted upon myself a period of one day before i start talking about regis again and that day has cleared

“so what did you do in your youth”

geralt: i had to slay the bastards that massacred my caste

milva: i murdered my pervert stepfather for how he serially assaulted me, then ran away from home

cahir: agonized over my brother’s death and trained to avenge him from the north

angoulême: escaped from being sexually trafficked, killed my abusers, and formed a gang

regis:

regis: …

(what regis was doing):

#the joke is that there is no revenge #‘but didn’t he spill blood’ how dare you insinuate that he would let it hit the floor and waste it. even the shittiest tasting blood #jumpcut to: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT !!!#laying face down in a gutter #i left dandelion out of it because nothing is canon yet and i didnt want to force my headcanons on anyone #you can add him in here if you like looking sheepish next to regis #‘tag two blokes who do fuck all’ type of post #them who were just doing random crazy shit for fun: … 😅#crossroads of ravens spoilers #the witcher spoilers #rozdroże kruków spoilers #f: a hansa’s a hansa #c: regis #the elbow-high diaries

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drenched-in-sunlight · 5 months ago

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i love the DLC man

#elden ring #miquella the unalloyed #promised consort radahn #I’ve been thinking about how despite all the talk of age of compassion… Miquella’s first spell as a god is an offensive incantation #with a wide af damage radius 💀💀💀#meanwhile Marika who built her age upon violence… her spells are all healing and defense buffs #and her first spell as a God is a little tree that heals a wide area #she was still trying to heal her ppl to the bitter end AND gunning for revenge. there’s a kind of heartbreaking honesty to it #the cruel irony in the DLC story is crazy #really show how badly Miq had strayed from his original path after forsaking Trina #then that meme pops in my head ajshsjhsjhs #now i do think the vow is two-way btw Radahn just got cold feet near the end #the only thing i dont like about the DLC is i cant draw jokes without explaining I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS i think their actions are valid !!#like having to pull up a whole lore presentation slide for this #yes i think it's funny as hell that Miq did show Radahn why he should not fuck around and find out

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varpusvaras · 20 days ago

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Bruce: Now you can live a normal life, fall in love-

Jason: Bitch I'm married already and have a job

Bruce: - and- what?

Jason: I've been married for a while now. My name isn't even Todd anymore, it's Harper

Bruce: ...like Arsenal?

Jason: Yes, like Arsenal. Anyway I have a Q-tech tracker and a panic button on me and I pressed it a while ago

Bruce: What does that mean- oh

Bruce: *turns around*

Oliver:

Bruce:

Oliver:

Bruce: Be reasonable, Oliver

Oliver: No *pulls out his automated arrow turret*

#this is a revenge post for all those bad parent oliver queen & clark kent posts #I'm sorry I'm thinking about gotham war today and pissed about it if you can't tell #good father-in-law ollie postin it is then #anyway you better run bruce #this is maybe half a joke. maybe not #dc #dcu #jason todd #jason and the arrows #anti bruce wayne #jayroy

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lucabyte · 5 months ago

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hi im back

#theyre calling me the next stan lee on account of my putting way the fuck too much dialogue in my comics #(working on isat comic stuff i scripted between artfight revenges. might take a while though theyre a bit. big.)#mostly loop . as per usual. weird mix of just very heavyhandedly exploring some concepts and making slightly too dark ''jokes''#but im nearly done w my current AF revenges. ill do more if prompted but i dont have the energy to attack proactively i think lol #isat loop #isat siffrin #doodlebyte #isat #isat fanart #anyway transfem-but-hates-change loop funniest headcanon for real. they hate it soooo muchhhhhh. and yet they must persist #sifloop #sure ill tag it as sifloop also i love tagspamming. wheeeee!

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tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang · 4 months ago

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This happens ONE time to Kazutora and Baji + Chifuyu NEVER let him live it down

#it becomes an inside joke for them #tokyo revengers #tokrev #tokyo rev #kazutora hanemiya #baji keisuke #chifuyu matsuno #tokyo revengers spoilers

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spookyteeth · 4 months ago

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based off of that one picture that i can't find rn

i'm weirdly proud of this

FUCK BOTH OF THESE GUYS BTW. this was just a drawing for me and my friends gc pfp

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago

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Cruel and Unusual Punishments (the PSA episode).

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen zhuliu #The pay off of the juicebox finally comes to fruition. Wen Zhuliu was diabetic and trying to mange his low blood sugar.#The theme of WWX's revenge kills is 'cruel and unusual punishments' which is very much what I'd consider this to be.#I know this is a funny jokes blog and a funny jokes comics but:#Hypoglycemia is a serious medical emergency. Do *not* prank anybody who relies on quick sugars by hiding their stuff.#I am lovingly skipping the other brutal torture scenes in this episode <3 They happened off screen but I'm not ready to draw that.#This is the end for Wen Zhuliu. Mr. Core melting hand more like...uh...Snore Smelting hand (got 'em)#He feels like such a dominating and threatening force - and he has a lasting impact within the story.#And yet he is so spineless. He really is just the attack dog at the heels of the Wen Clan.#For all the airs he gives off about not *really* being 100% down with everything going on - he still goes along with it.#It's the most pathetic kind of evil in this world.#Rest uneasy in your grave Wen Zhuliu. No peace for you.

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hua-liansimp · 25 days ago

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SVSSS fic where Shang Qinghua transmigrates into Luo Binghe, and suffers through all the things he put his precious protagonist through since infancy. After his (Luo Binghe's) adoptive mother's death, the system forces him to go to Cang Qiong AND get into Qing Jing Peak so he's scared out of his mind but also determined to somehow, somehow escape the abuse. He's going to be the best disciple! If you tell him to chop wood he'll only ask how much! He'll clean and cook and won't make a peep! He'll even thank his shizun and bullies for the beatings! (Inwardly though, he can't help but think: bully me, and your Daddy will pay it back tenfold in the future, just you watch!)

He entertains himself in his journey to the mountain with such fantasies, and then he meets Shen Qingqiu and he's a literal. angel. Sure, he's probably making all kinds of condescending faces behind his fan when Shang Qinghua is being particularly obtuse, but he praises Shang Qinghua, pats Shang Qinghua's head, protects him when he can! System, what is going on? Is Shang Qinghua's charm just so irresistible that he managed to melt the villain's frosty heart so easily?

Years pass, and Shang Qinghua is really living the life! He quickly becomes a head disciple and moves into his shizun's residence. Everything is going very nicely, until he wakes up one morning feeling the most terrible growing pains and overall shitty in his body (since when did the protagonist have pimples??) and curses out loud, "Fuck my life, who the fuck wants to go through puberty a second time, ah?!" and behind him, a book clatters to the ground. He meets his shizun's wide, wide eyes.

"Who are you?!"

#i just think this au is so funny because sqq would be so heartbroken that it's not the original goods he has been pampering #(secretly relieved that he won't be tortured like the og sqq though)#meanwhile sqh is so happy!! except sqq still has to push him into the abyss #can you imagine the scene. “bro. bro i'm so fucking scared don't push me.” “you know I have to-fuck."#“bro after this i might just come back and take my revenge.” “bro don't joke with that??”#so anticlimatic #and then shang qinghua meets his king and makes him his second in command just so he can oogle him lol #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #svsss #cumplane #?#moshang #i guess

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gerardwaygirlmoments · 1 year ago

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I believe marriage is a sacred institution between a man, a woman, and the corpses of one thousand evil men.

#i hope no one else has made this joke already #mcr #demolition lovers #three cheers for sweet revenge #homophobia

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lastminutestarwarsfan · 10 months ago

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I was NOT prepared for General Grievous to jump down with a "Hello there" to Obi Wan in the Clone Wars, the original meme just got 10000% funnier. And Obi-Wan remembering some encounter from like 3 years ago and being able to reference it and mock Grievous mid-fight is so ridiculously in character. Yall be mocking Anakin for being dramatic but you forget who his big brother is.

#obi wan is a sassy little bitch #this is getting out of hand now there are two of them #obi wan is a charming little scoundrel #obi wan kenobi #obi wan and anakin #the clone wars #general grievous #Yes I'm not stupid I know this is probably an in joke amongst the writers but I prefer the in-universe explanation #also the absolute scooby doo door gag that is Anakin and Grievous avoiding eachother for that one line in Revenge of the Sith #Star wars #star wars prequels #revenge of the sith

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asktheemotions · 5 months ago

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It's only been an hour or two since l've posted the new update and you guys have been blowing up my phone with dramatic cries and pleads for the frog face suffering.

I love torturing your emotions with the Pixar emotions