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2plolo · 10 months ago
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Dealer: j got this new strain 💯 it’s called, “thanergy link to your daughters longsword” 😳🔥 gonna be blitzed off your titz
Me: whatever man I don’t feel shit
5 minutes later: dude I swear I saw some bitch in a hazmat suit at the bottom of that glass coffin
My girl Harrow, pacing: the eggs you gave me all died and you lied to me
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godmademewithoutarms · 9 months ago
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It's not a phouse it's a phome
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ryminsteddiesashanne · 2 months ago
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"Gay means happy"
NO IT DOESN'T!
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automatonz · 10 months ago
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I hate them.
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starry-teacup · 7 months ago
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Jon: *running for his life in the tunnels* no fear
The Jurgen Leitner Talk: :)
Jon: 14 fears
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zom-bitch · 1 year ago
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I've had a vision
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flying-ham · 2 months ago
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cannot-create-username · 2 months ago
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RIP David ward you wouldve loved resting in peace
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wellofnothing · 2 months ago
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i don't want to study >:[
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miiilowo · 2 months ago
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"came back wrong" trope but about the leftover food i fucked up in the microwave
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pricklepines · 1 year ago
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sinisteacafe · 4 months ago
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Got six reasons for you to walk away, bub!
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shortkingenjoyer · 10 months ago
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fleetn-crab85 · 1 year ago
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Shoutout to 80s movies, gotta be one of my favorite genders
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iamstuckinthevoid · 4 months ago
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"Why so joker?"
-The Serious
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knightobreath · 1 year ago
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idea: object show where the hosts are space and time
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