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raphaerolo · 5 months ago
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Zack and Cody (2005)
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2plolo · 9 months ago
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Dealer: j got this new strain 💯 it’s called, “thanergy link to your daughters longsword” 😳🔥 gonna be blitzed off your titz
Me: whatever man I don’t feel shit
5 minutes later: dude I swear I saw some bitch in a hazmat suit at the bottom of that glass coffin
My girl Harrow, pacing: the eggs you gave me all died and you lied to me
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godmademewithoutarms · 7 months ago
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It's not a phouse it's a phome
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ryminsteddiesashanne · 18 days ago
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"Gay means happy"
NO IT DOESN'T!
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automatonz · 9 months ago
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I hate them.
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fuck-john-calvin · 6 months ago
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Jon: *running for his life in the tunnels* no fear
The Jurgen Leitner Talk: :)
Jon: 14 fears
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zom-bitch · 1 year ago
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I've had a vision
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flying-ham · 13 days ago
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iloveluminol · 2 years ago
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signiorbenedickofpadua · 2 years ago
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Hi my name is Dream Morpheus Kai'ckul Oneiros of the Endless and I am the King of Dreams (that's how I got my name) and I have long ebony black hair that is really messy and inky black eyes like a starry night and a lot of people tell me I look like young Neil Gaiman (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Robert Smith but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm not a god, but I have dream powers. I have pale white skin. I'm an Endless, and I'm the third oldest of my siblings (I'm ten billion). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the designer Gareth Pugh and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black coat with red flames around the hem and a black shirt, black skinny jeans and black combat boots. I was wearing black nail polish, white foundation and black eyeliner. I was walking outside my palace. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. The Corinthian stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
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wellofnothing · 22 days ago
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i don't want to study >:[
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miiilowo · 13 days ago
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"came back wrong" trope but about the leftover food i fucked up in the microwave
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pricklepines · 1 year ago
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sinisteacafe · 3 months ago
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Got six reasons for you to walk away, bub!
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shortkingenjoyer · 9 months ago
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cannot-create-username · 15 days ago
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RIP David ward you wouldve loved resting in peace
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