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synthescythe · 10 months ago

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y'know i might completely revamp this fucking blog to something else. i need to be more silly and unhinged on this hellsite. something has changed within me.

#also just dropped out of uni for health reasons lmao #my fucking flesh said no #perhaps i've been acting too much like a silly clown who looks like he's about to die on campus #i got vertigo and almost fell headfirst down the humanities building stairs #tbf it's the second time i almost died by falling down the stairs bc of vertigo #well #i coughed up blood so i tried to go clean it in the bathroom #and then bam! i got really bad vertigo and fell down from the very top of the stairs. the fucking stair hits my head real bad #i would have died right then and there if my dad wasn't home lmao #got some stiches after that and it turned out i had some internal bleeding #why tf is my body like this???#i don't know why i'm telling you about how fucked up my body is in the tags but i started rambling and can't stop myself

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lotus-pear · 1 year ago

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so there's this 5'3 mafia executive..........

#why is man 90% legs 10% hat. where tf is the rest of his body #looking at his official art is so funny hes literally such a skinny little twink #i could flick him and he'd splat against the wall like a fly #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #lotus draws #i missed drawing my pookie sm......... (<- hasnt drawn him for twelve hours)

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buqbite · 5 months ago

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part 1 (on VA and being better than humans)

part 2 (on welt and being just a human)

#remember how in second eruption welt keeps getting covered in blood edgelord style whenever he fights??? yeah #wait first off #hi3 #honkai impact 3rd #welt yang #void archives #voidwelt #my doodles #okay anyways. VA isnt human but they haven't been in a “human” body for very long so i reckon there's a lot of new experiences to make #and. i dont think he gets to be dignified enough NOT to be whiny about it. cmon. itd be so funny #second of all sure welt is human but that dude's real used to not giving a shit abt how he's doing and acting like a robot instead of a per #cuz he's got more “important” shit to do #(that's so fucking real of him man ME TOO BESTIE)#also as i told kai: that last panel is not a look of surprise or horror. i tagged this as voidwelt for a reason #i think we all know what kinda look this is #edit: and why tf would they be fighting sky people? why can they bleed? dont ask me im here to draw gay people covered in blood #edit 2: oh my god i didnt add the blood in the first panel. THATS WHAT THE JOKE REVOLVES AROUND???

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lovelyrotter · 4 months ago

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ill probably delete this in a minute but ive just been fuckin boggled by what ive seen across tumblr in the last few days in particular. its why i havent really been around. like holy fucking shit, its really like some of yall just dont want a chunk of the trans community to exist. like some of yall are thisclose to saying it verbatum. way too many already have. 'shut up sit down be quiet and smile for us' type shit, gee where have i heard that before. oh yeah my entire life cause i was forcefully gendered as someones daughter. shock horror i know. you might be surprised to remember and/or learn that very few trans folks know theyre trans before we're 5, or even 10, and that that gendered experience stays with all of us in both/either small or large ways. either bc we literally dont have a solid identity yet (bc we're very small children), dont have the words, we're repressing it out of fear from how others will treat us, we're actually enjoying or enjoyed being another gender in our childhood, or we just genuinely didnt fuckin know until shit lined up later in life. weird isnt it that transmascs dont pop out as 6'1 brick shithouse cis men when we're born so yall know for certain that we're confused lost girls/women oops i mean big dangerous scary men. its almost like we're transgender too. none of yall actually know what intersectionality is or means

#my t #transandrophobia #yeah ill tag it why tf not #i just dont understand why transmasculinity is scrutinized and dissected like this within the trans community #when its just not the case for other gendered trans folks amongst themselves more often than not these days #which is a good thing! a really really good thing! but why are we scapegoating transmascs #''we need more weird trans people!!'' yall cant even handle like. a pre-everything trans guy coming out for the first time #yall cant handle a pre-everything tguy wearing a tshirt without tearing him to shreds & calling him shit like afag/theyfab & ukelele boy #im tired of my identity being treated as a debate. i had enough of that in highschool as #very literally. **the only trans kid in my grade** surrounded by cis teachers & peers USING ME AND MY BODY AS A TALKING POINT #i was the only one who wasnt deeply closeted that is. and holy fuck do i still not blame anyone for being closeted in that school #why is it only okay to try to separate trans ppl from our gender when we're not fem/me #why is one celebrated and the other treated like radioactive waste **within our own community**#god i need to find an irl community fuckin badly online trans circles are hell on earth #ill be describing smth that happened to me as a clocky tguy and someone else will say TO MY FACE #that what happened to me wasnt bc i was a clocky guy but purely bc i was trans #like i. what. how. how does that make any kind of fucking sense #i wouldnt be clocky if i wasnt trying to look like my gender. like i. hello?#would u say that to any other trans person or am i just that special?

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rocketbirdie · 1 year ago

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malfestio, the hypnotic owl of nightmares

#hey capcom quick question uhhhhh. why tf are the backs of malfestio's wings made of SOLID FUCKING STEEL?!???!!#i got a great idea for a monster!#it scrambles the controls. in a game that requires EXTREMELY COMPLICATED CONTROLS. lol #and also it knocks you unconscious with massive status ailment AOEs and nigh unavoidable sleep ray attacks.#and then thwacks your helpless little body into the nearest loading zone.#let's make players fight it uhhhh i dunno like 6 times if they want to progress. lmao #masterclass in excellent design and horrible execution. oh malfestio my beloathed......#monster hunter #monhun #mh #malfestio #my art <3

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fisheito · 3 months ago

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*DEEP INHALE*

fine. whateever, . any other freaks wanna see an edit of yakumo in maid outfits? here

#*PINCHES THE AREA BETWEEN MY BROWS AGAIN*#at LEAST THREE of you #THREE!!!!! AT LEAST!!#I SAY *AT LEAST* bECAUSE THERE MIGHT HVEA BEEN MORE BUT I WIPED IT FROM MY MEMORY #SENT ME THIS LINK #AT SEPARATE TIMES #i don't know how to feel about that #this post isn't even that old. what's the timestamp. Sep 27?#IT'S BEEN FOURTHREE DAYS. THE POST IS DAYS OLD #AND FOR EACH DAY #ONE OF YOU CHOSE TO THROW IT (ATTACHED TO A BRICK) THROUGH MY WINDOW #didn't even get time to repair the first smash before the second smash happened.....#curse their stupid interchangeable twink bodies #just play dress-up with all the lanky ones like slutty dolls #this is why we need more body diversity.#so i don't get jumpscared by yaku in rei's skimpy maid dress 3 nights in a row #WHERE TF DID THAT TINY SNAKE WITH THE MAIDBAND COME FROM??????? WHERE DID THE LITTLE GUY SHOW UP?#god..... the red and the pink on him.........#NO . I'M OUTTA HERE #*scoops my coconut rice off the floor and leaves*#nu carnival yakumo

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imthursdaysyme · 2 years ago

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Sleepover shenanigans

#drawing #steve harrington #stranger things #robin buckley #stobin #they were in her room arguing like old married couple #listen steve just doesn’t understand how she can’t do it bc he thinks she can do anything #he said what tf do you mean you don’t have abs and rob was like bestie I don’t work out they aren’t strong I’m a limo noodle #and he was like well girl get on that I don’t want you to die bc you didn’t keep your body healthy istg your worse than Henderson #and she was like HEY I do plenty of things such as ride my bike and he said ok then why are your thighs the size of my forearm #and he keeps yelling at her to use her core and she’s screaming at him that she’s trying #and he’s holding her leg #but we’ll rob flails and her heel whacked him in the eye so he feel back #hit the wall thought he was dead #dropped rob to the ground and shes cursing like an d man that had to get up from his chair #and she’s like why’d you drop me and he doesn’t respond so she looks over #and my man is out for the count with another black eye #she thinks she killed him and worries that after years of demogorgons and Russians the thing that kills Steve Harrington is #Robs sharp ass heel #she pushes him under the bed and covers him with blankets and then goes to sleep #except he wakes up at like 2am and she screams worse than when she saw a ud creature for the 1st time and whacks him back down and BAM #he is out again and now Robin is freaking out more bc omg she killed her platonic soulmate and he came back to life only for her to kill him #AGAIN #she wonders if she can be tried for double manslaughter on one man but how would they know? then rob realized she can’t testify bc #she’ll tell everything if she gets up on the stand and she won’t just be sentenced for life she’ll be sentence for TWO lives #but then she’s like omg I deserve two life sentences to honor Steve even though he wouldn’t be in jail she just assumes he goes with her #even her own prison sentence for his murder #the next time Steve wakes up he inches out and flips on her to tame her flailing limbs and she starts crying saying #I killed you twice but my love for you is so strong it brought you back a third time and steve is like you knocked me out shithead you didnt #murder me Jesus Christ and she’s like how do you k ow and he’s like omg how do I know

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moldy-flowers · 4 months ago

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The interesting experience of being pro Sasuke, anti konoha, pro tobirama, anti Naruto ending, pro Sasusaku, anti Itachi, pro Sakura, anti SasuNaru, pro Tobirama×Izuna, anti Madara, pro karin, anti Orochimaru, pro Uchiha and anti Hashirama. And also as much as I hate the guy danzo was kind of hot when he was younger...

#I FEEL ITS VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY THAT I COMPLETELY RESPECT SNS TO THE ULTIMATE DEGREE AND I AGREE WITH THEIR SHIPPERS ON MOST THINGS #BUT THE SHIP STILL KINDA PISSES ME OFF IDK WHY IM SORRY IT JUST RUBS ME THE WRONG WAY I HAVE TRIED TO LOVE IT I REALLY HAVE BUT I CANT #AND MADARA HAD SOME GOOD POINTS BUT I THINK ITS SHITTY THAT HE ABANDONED HIS CLAN AND THEN PLOTTED THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD #ALSO ITACHI HAD LIKE OTHER OPTIONS!???? WHY THE FUCK DID HE TORTURE SASUKE TWICE LIKE 😭😭😭#WHAT WAS THE POINT MY G WHY ARE YOU TORTURING HIM I THINK THE MENTAL IMAGE OF THEM DYING WAS ENOUGH DIDNT NEED TO GIVE HIM 500000 EXAMPLES #WE AS A SOCIETY DO NOT TALK ENOUGH ABOUT THE FACT THAT WHEN MADARA ASKED HASHIRAMA TO EITHER KHS OR KILL TOBIRAMA #TOBIRAMA GENUINELY THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT THAT HASHIRAMA WOULD GO AFTER HIS THROAT FOR LIKE- THIS GUY WHO HE USED TO THROW STONES WITH!???#ITS SO DIFFICULT TO FIND PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND SASUKES TRAUMA AND WHO LIKES SASUSAKU 😭😭#COS LIKE ILL 100% ADMIT THAT THE RELATIONSHIP WAS WRITTEN SHITILY AND SUCKED AND DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE BROTHERS #SNS HAS BETTER WRITING THAN SSK OR NRHN SOMEHOW???? ITS WRITTEN SO WELL PEOPLE GENUINELY BELIEVE THE ORIGINAL PLOT HAD SNS PLANNED #BUT ALSO SAKURA IS SO SILLY AND STRONG AND DID ANY OF YOU READ SASUKE RETSUDEN “Trapped by a body he knew perfectly��#OKAY SASUKE YOURE ON A MISSION??? CALM THE FUCK DOWN 😭😭#NO AND IN LIKE SSK FICS SASUKE IS SOME BAD BOY WHO JUST SMIRKS AND IS EMOTIONLESS AND SAKURA IS SOOOOO EMOTIONAL FUCK OFF YOU TWATS!!!!#SASUKE IS THE KITTEN!! SAKURA SO OBVIOUSLY RADIATES DADDY ENERGY YALL ARE FUCKING INSANE!!!#WHY DO WE GET KITTEN SASUKE IN EVERY OTHER SHIP BUT THE FUCKING CANON ONE!! AT MY FUCKING!!!! LIMIT!!!#FIND SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE COMPLEXITYS OF SASUKES CHARACTER AND UNDERSTANDS WHAT TRAUMA DOES TO A PERSON YET DOESNT HATE SSK CHALLENG #Uh oh I went a bit mad there hahaha #I REGRET NOTHING SASUKE DID NOTHING WRONG SAKURA IS GIRL BOSS AND THE NARUTO WORLD IS EITHER UNEXPLAINABLY VIOLENT OR FAR TOO FORGIVING #naruto #naruto shippuden #itachi uchiha #pro sasuke #haruno sakura #Pro Sakura #Sasuke Uchiha #sasuke did nothing wrong #It looks awkward to just go from all those long tags to the iddy bitty ones #Moldy-flowers #Kitten and daddy? Tf am i on about I've been watching too much game grumps shi 😭😭

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thesadboy · 5 months ago

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT’S HOW BNHA ENDED!?

THAT FEELS LIKE SUCH A SLAP IN THE FACE TOWARDS IZUKU! THAT PRECIOUS GREEN BOI DID NOT GO THROUGH HELL AND BACK JUST TO BE CRUELLY DISCARDED LIKE THAT 😭

There were just so many damn things that felt unnecessarily mean spirited towards him—even Aizawa couldn't give him a damn break 💔

#mine own postsss #dexrants #dexreads bnha #bnha spoilers #bnha chapter 430 #izuku deserves better #like wtf horikoshi #it felt so damn mean and I AM NOT over it #the fandom AND the in-universe society don’t deserve Izuku #my boi had every inch of his spirit and body BROKEN and he did it to help people because HE’S KIND AND HE CARES #AND THAT JUST HAPPENS!?#also #WHERE TF IS HISASHI #EVEN IF DFO DIDN'T HAPPEN (which I was hoping would be the case ;-;) WHY IS PAPA MIDORIYA JUST ABSENT #SIR YOUR SON HAS BEEN BREAKING BONE AND MUSCLE WHILE BECOMING A WAR HERO #WHERE ARE YOU????#EVEN MY GRANDPA WAS MORE PRESENT IN MY MOM'S LIFE

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cherrysnz · 2 months ago

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i got 1 question for the people who ignore or work through their colds/allergies

how does it feel to be the hottest people alive

#I am SO INSANELY turned on when my people are clearly nursing a cold or having a rough allergy day #yet still carry on nonchalantly as if nothing is wrong #it just tickles my fancy in the exact right way #like my parter having a front a band gig the night he was getting bodied by a cold???? INSANE thing to witness #partner*****#anyway UGH this is like an ult scenario of mine #snz #snz kink #op #why tf did i write my people instead of just people #I’m too lazy to delete the tags to fix it #having to front a band gig****** i literally can’t type

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floorpancakes · 3 months ago

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smth kinda fucked up about watching doumeki go from whole assedly making life or death decisions for watanuki as a desperate but firm love language every other tuesday to fucking sitting in quiet anguish with a pained look on his face with his eyebrows fucking tweaking out, still able to make life or death protective decisions sometimes but being fucking paralysed with indecision most times that don't involve immediate physical actions to the point it's clearly ripping his head and heart in two even if he still retains that refusal to give up

#seeing love grant him the strength to make drastic actions but also to freeze him in a stasis that actively hurts every bone in his body is #iDKKKK IDK IDK IDK #my complicated thoughts abt rou strike again #i rly like the intricacies to which stuff stays the same and stuff plunges into tragic monotony and hurt #although some things about the ending/continuation are pure ass and clamp being dumb for no reason #the real complicated part is that i mostly love how well characterised and visceral the hurt of the angst is #but that i wish there was an inproving end point because of the love for the characters and moral of 70 percent of the story #you want these characters to go through it and then to come to happier places or reconvene somehow but #well #ive explained this conundrum 500 times before #but this is one of those specific cases where i have to say that the expression work in holic is so fucking singular #that even when they dont or barely speak you can fucking read everyones eyes like a book #its why i hesitate to call douwata subtext #it doesnt rly make sense cause the feelings involved are so obvious as they are with everything else in the series #the expression work is both rly good for understanding the story in a way that doesn't just focus on good art or speech bubbles #but also it means you can actively see a characters heart shatter into tiny sharp abrasive pieces in real time #it's beautiful and horrific and aaaa #when shit goes quiet and doumeki leaves the room and just breaks tf down and we basically see him all but fucking crying #god.

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dio-the-thot-exterminator · 1 year ago

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this is my Inferno design btw if anyone was curious :P

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crybabycatzz · 24 days ago

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hate guys who don't know how to be a father trying to be my dad

#like why would i worship u n give u free control of my body #when u lack compassion tf

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deadhearthotline · 3 months ago

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Yuuji: why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

Sukuna who didn't understand 75% of what he just said: ... ?? (incredulous connotation)

#just thought of this + had to put my idea down #although i'm sure it's been done before if not w the same exact characters #sukuna's in control of yuuji's body btw #uhhhh do i or do i not tag this for the masses (jjk tumblr) to see #fuck it why not. i have nothing to hide #if you need an idea of what kinda au this takes place in i recommend reading “you are here (and so am i)” by sunii_cafe on ao3 #i'm lowkey obsessed w this fic + i the characterization is really good #it's hard to find “Good Sukuna” aus where he doesn't feel ooc + it does a very good job of not going that #if that matters to you obv. i know characterization doesn't matter to everyone #anyways. sorry about the rambling #jujutsu kaisen #jjk au #love like you au #<- my general “chilled tf out sukuna” au tag #itadori yuuji #ryomen sukuna #hotline yells into the abyss

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casualbluebirdmentality · 2 years ago

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Leon's immortality predates the Cup of Life, y'all. he's just Like That

I'm assuming people have probably talked abt this already but if they have, I haven't seen it (i'm relatively new here), so I'm bringing it up myself lol.

(It's important to note here that in the end credits starting from s2e2, Rupert Young has always been referred to as playing Sir Leon, so it is the same character.)

Remember s2e13 The Last Dragonlord, when Arthur asks his knights who among them are willing to ride out with him to fight this big-ass dragon, and Leon is the first to volunteer? And they then show Leon, with Arthur and the others, as they ride out to fight Kilgharrah in that weird-ass square field?

...And then Kilgharrah one-shots literally everyone except for Arthur & Merlin???? And when the two return, they're just like, "yeah all the other knights died valiantly defending the kingdom, very sad" ???????

Personally, I believe this only leaves us with two (2) options:

The writers just straight up Forgot (or maybe ignored) that Leon was one of the knights that died, and just kept writing him in bc he was a well-liked character,

Or,

2. They're therefore implying that, canonically, when Arthur&Merlin got back to Camelot and said that all the knights were dead, they were just straight-up wrong. Which means that Leon had to just... find his own way home, I guess, after having been freshly charbroiled by a fucking dragon.

Merthur: None of the other knights made it, even Leon :(

Leon, covered in burns, wheezing on the ground in that big-ass field: QUIT TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD

Merthur: sometimes we can still hear his voice :(

The wiki says that "many believed he'd been killed" when he "was injured by the great dragon," but that "this was ultimately disproven by his return in Series 3"...

...which I believe falls squarely into #2 listed above lmao. He wasn't dead, just injured. They just fucking left him there.

TL;DR: yes, he's immortal, but it's not even from the cup. he's just Built Different

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brokenglassandspilledink · 9 months ago

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A message to my parents:

you don’t know me

I hide half of my personality from you

the fact that I vape

drink until i can’t remember anything

I hate my body

and sometimes, I hate you

my friends deal with my panic attacks

over loud noises or raised hands

and you will never know the impact you had on me

the trauma you have caused

the sleepless nights

the parenting skills i have learned

just so my siblings could grow up happier then me

i’m glad you changed for them

but I will never forget how i was treated

#poems on tumblr #poetry #poem #tw vent #tw drinking #parent issues #shitty parents #i’m drunk #siblings #message for my parents #i hate my body #my own parents don’t know me #sorry for the vent #sorry for the rant #idk why my brain is like this #my parents should not have adopted children #literally who tf let them adopt us

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