#bcuz the contrast would be so silly

[dio-the-thot-exterminator]

this is my Inferno design btw if anyone was curious :P

[mountainficss]

jeonghan req cuz I read ur thing also jeonghan IS JUST 1 FINE HECK OF A MAN. Like idk ITS SMTH ABT HIM like hes genuinely so perfect.. hes so funny and cute omg. ANYWAYS point is jeonghan may seem perfect & so sweet & silly, but hes so mean in bed:((( making you beg him to give you what you want, and him teasing you telling you to repeat what u said bcuz he apparently couldnt hear uuu😭 I NEED HIM OMG

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!! mentions of: unprotected sex, teasing

no omg i love jeonghan so much. he’s so so sweet but he’s such a little BRAT. he’s such a fucking tease like how can someone so sweet also be such a brat omg.

he’d be the sweetest baby outside of the bedroom, but would still be a tease of course. jeonghan would honestly be your favorite person to be around. he’s playful yet observant, always saying the silliest things to make you smile but never misses all of the subtle changes in your mood. no matter how you’re feeling, he knows and he makes sure to take care of you based on your moods. you swear he knows everything about you, and you find that so endearing. he really was your sweet boy.

but as sweet as he can be, jeonghan is a little shit in bed. his teasing increases tenfold, and you’re certain he finds joy in making you miserable. he’d have you splayed out beneath him, sensually rolling his hips into yours as he grips the flesh of your thighs. jeonghan would bully your sweet spot with his targeted thrusts, feeling you tighten around him each time he buried himself into you again. he’d chuckle meanly at your poor attempts to hold back your whimpers, occasionally ripping a small sound from you when he fucks into you. “wanna cum?” he’d ask innocently, like he didn’t already know you were close to the edge. you’d nod eagerly, tightening your legs around his waist in an attempt to feel him deeper. his smile would widen at your needy behavior. “beg,” he’d grin impishly, reveling in your desperate whines and pretty pouting. he’d ignore all your discouraged whimpers, slowing down his movements to almost a complete stop. the torturous pace he’d set would cause you to crack, letting a tiny “please” slip. “what was that?” jeonghan would challenge, snapping his hips once, the rough thrust causing you to yelp. he’d gaze down at you with hooded eyes, returning to the slow pace he’d set before. “say it again, baby? couldn’t hear you,” he’d smirk, tugging his bottom lip between his teeth. “please, hannie!” you’d huff with a pout, pushing your hips against him in an attempt to feel more. he’d laugh gently, reaching a hand up to your face and cupping your cheek. the intimate gesture was in complete contrast to the indecent acts you were committing. “louder,” he’d urge, picking up his pace and savoring your pretty moans. he’d fuck you through your continuous strings of begging, only fucking you faster when you beg louder for him <3

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[deeply-unserious-fellow]

The reason I think Alastor should be in the wrong(or at least mostly in the wrong) in his and Vox's falling out is that I don't think their relationship would be worth exploring as deeply as it sounds like it will be next season if Vox was the primary reason they started fighting, because it would do NOTHING for Alastor's arc.

Like- okay, Alastor's arc is very clearly going to be about learning that trusting people is Okay and not a sign of weakness, right? He's literally the only character in the show that is very clearly about the power of friendship who refuses to accept any sort of help, like even the VILLAINS are constantly hyping eachother up! If they fell apart because of something Vox did, and their relationship is going to be super important next season, wouldn't that not really do anything for Alastor's arc? Unless Vox pulling some weird shit is the ROOT CAUSE of Alastor's trust issues, but, given what we know about his past and how his ego seems to be the biggest contributor to said issues, I don't think it is. Alastor would HAVE to have contributed SIGNIFICANTLY to their falling out if their relationship is going to mean anything to his arc, because otherwise it just feels more like a weird aside then anything else? Like "oh yeah we used to be friends but then he did some weird shit and now we're not friends anymore". It adds nothing. There's nothing emotional for Alastor to confront in this scenario.

Which makes for a more interesting story, the relationship between the mc and someone from their past who, while they miss, isn't the kind of person they want to be around anymore so they don't really feel bad about cutting them off who ALSO doesn't pose any real Active Threat to the mc, or the mcs relationship with someone who they respected a lot but cut off because they felt the two of them were getting too close and we can't have THAT, now can we? It's the second one. It's the second one because the second one HAS HIGHER STAKES! The first one makes for a good one episode plotline, but for a season long arc? Takes where Vox is in the wrong actually make VOX a more interesting character to follow then Alastor, because that makes HIM the only one with an actual emotional stake in the conflict. But this isn't Vox's story. It's Alastor's story. Alastor is the main character. Which means, for their relationship to provide anything of value to the plot, Alastor needs to have emotional stakes in the situation too. The best villains are the ones that force your characters to grow and become better people(unless you're doing a silly little monster of the week type of show but THAT'S NOT WHAT HAZBIN IS-), and the only way Vox being the main antagonist next season is gonna cause any kind of growth is if Alastor is being forced to reconcile with his past.

Anyways uh, yeah that's it. I could do a tangent about how their relationship lowkey parallels Fizz & Blitzø(a comparison I made in this post but didn't actually go into depth on bcuz it wasn't relevant to the post beyond supporting my argument + didn't have much backing at the time), but I do NOT have the brain power to go in-depth comparing and contrasting that stuff rn, bcuz, despite the similarities, whatever the fuck Vox & Al have going on seems to be a LOT more Complicated and Sad then an accident and some dad-induced miscommunication. So I'm just gonna leave it at that :)

[indiestsnake]

Shipping Gaem:

Godmode (Inv x Saint)

I ship it!

What made you ship it?

The art, and the kind of contrast/similarity I love so much with karmaflower. Plus Enot could really use the hug.

What are your favorite parts about it?

I like most Saint ships because I like Saint, but under artisaint, I like godmode the most. They’re both odd, paranormal entities, they’re both somewhat lonely. But it’s much more lighthearted, bcuz Saint is gentle and polite while Enot is silly and informal. Has a lot of fun potential to contrast all the angst potential in karmaflower.

Any unpopular opinions about it?

As usual, not really. So I’ll just state a silly thing I wanna see more. I think Enot would play his whole overly-flirtatious character as a joke often. And get extremely flustered when Saint flirted back. Bcuz Saint is usually rather reserved, and also has quite the way with words. mwehehe…

[steeltwigz]

marshmallow kiss lore?

Waitttt like my headcanons on how Marshmallow II kisses in general? Or like specific lore abt my drawings OF Marshmallow kissing??? I'll do headcanons IG but don't b afraid to send another ask specifying what you wanted if this isnt right bcuz I loveeeee talking abt marshmallow ii ^_^

I think her lips would b rlly soft bcuz of being a marshmallow, and when she kisses her gfs they can taste sugar for a little bit. Same for if they kiss Apple they would taste very faint apple. Bow doesn't have this bcuz she's a ghost and also not food, but if she tries to kiss them in ghost form their lips will get cold for a bit and maybe a bit tingly bcuz of being phased through. So she can't technically kiss them, but she kind of can too?

Marshmallow is always rlly rlly cold, but the mansion is so old that it doesn't really have good insulation or heating that she's grown rlly attached to being very cuddly w Apple who I think would b very warm in contrast. Becuz of this, and like also cuz they're just In Love Also, Marsh rlly like kissing Apple. I think Apple initiated more often at first bcuz she's less self-conscious abt these things than Marsh is, but now Marsh likes to give Apple little kisses and pecks all the time. Apple has this cute reaction where she always giggles and pushes Marsh away playfully bcuz she gets so bashful even tho they've kissed each other millions of times before. Apple is very careful w Marsh becuz of Marsh's being so soft and squishy. Even if she hugs Marsh tightly, she's always careful to lessen the pressure so that it won't take long for Marsh to reshape herself, and she tries not to grip too tightly. I think Marsh likes pushing Apple around and being kind of mean, in like a light-hearted just kind of annoying for fun way, and she does things like that when they kiss too. Trailing her hands along Apple's body to make her flustered or biting Apple's lip when she isn't expecting it, in the name of Fun! Apple gets embarrassed and it usually ends or at least pauses their cuddle session out of Apple being petty but she also gets rlly rlly flustered and Marsh thinks it's rlly cute and worth it lolll

Bow tries to kiss Marshmallow, but if she doesn't focus enough she can't make herself physical enough to do anything except make Marsh's lips cold. Bow likes to save her energy to gnaw on Marshmallow (her fluff stays dented for a little while, but will go back to normal in time so it's harmless. Probably doesn't really feel like much!!). Bow would do this to Apple too if she could, but it's harder cuz Apple is so solid. Instead Bow likes to annoy her by flying around and messing with her leaf and stem. Bow can't do much else to physically affect her girlfriends so she has to take what she can get. When Bow possesses Apple sometimes she spends her time corporeal just to kiss Marsh, and hold her and cuddle and what-have-you, but they've both kind of been waiting to be together for a longgg time (in my headcanon I think they started having crushes on each other in season 1!) so they can get a bitttt.... Too focused on each other and leave Apple without control for a while, whoops!! Bow likes biting, and Marsh is very bite-able which is still true even when Bow is in Apple's body. Apple doesn't like it bcuz she doesn't wanna hurt Marsh, so she and Bow can tend to get into arguments abt it OFTEN, and usually while in the middle of cuddling Marshmallow 😭 poor girl... Her gfs are STUPID. Uhmmm and Bow has to work Up to corporeality, the first time she tries to kiss Marsh she gets too excited and overwhelmed from all the emotions and also being Physical again. She runs away from the situation and then stays alone in her room out of sheer embarrassment for a few days after, and then they slowly work up to making out on the couch like they've always dreamed of. They have to start with things like hand holding and sitting next to each other and altho Bow appreciates it, it also makes her feel a little silly and immature, but it's worth it.

I don't think Apple would willingly bite Marsh, but I think she must wonder what it'd be like, as a food object herself who can't rlly b gnawed the same way. I also like to think Bow is kind of a flirt but that it's all just a huge act to make her look cool in front of her gfs, and she drops it the second one of them flirts back cuz she gets too bashful to think of a response. OH and sometimes Bow will possess Marsh so she can kiss Apple and know what That feels like, except Apple takes this as a challenge to prove that she's better at kissing than Marshmallow, and gets a lil offended when Bow doesn't get so flustered she runs away for days. Bow doesn't like possessing Marsh as much bcuz Bow is so cold as a ghost and Marsh is cold too so it's very chilly to possess her, she likes possessing Apple better becuz Apple is so nice and warm.

Dough isn't rlly one of the polycule, but I think out of friendship and camaraderie he can get kisses on the cheek. I think he's mostly confused and doesn't rlly care, but at least partially likes to be included and appreciated. He kind of just goes "uhm.. Ew.." and wipes his cheek off and flies away. It's more of a familial thing, or for Marsh poking fun at him

Okayyyy that's all I got for noww hope this is what you meant by Marshmallow kiss lore I'm so sorry if it wasnt but in my defense I'm well known for my charming stupidity

[wulfums]

i apologize in advance for the influx of asks you are about to receive, but i have thoughts, anyways you mentioned that clone elementary/middle exist in your au, do you have any facts about how the schools were run or how the clones/wesley were at those ages ?

NOOO DO NOT AP OLOGIZE it means so much youre invested in my silly ch au. the au means the world to me and is the only thing i think abt and ive been developing it for almost 3 years!!!

i personally think clone elementary and middle school were just. run the exact same. the same teachers, same building, everything. theres only one age group of clones so there really isnt like....more than one class. i think they just modify the signage and stuff but that's about it. otherwise its the Same.

i think in elementary school they played the worlds most insane pretend games. i also think that like, the main g2 clone group specifically (harriet, frida, confucius, topher, wesley. sometimes other clones joined.) had like a lot of really specific games, and also had the worlds funniest soap opera plotlines with their dolls. like setting up elaborate death scenes and funeralds when a barbie was killed off elaborate.

wesley absolutely had an issue with Biting at elementary school age (it stopped around 3rd grade) and liked to chew on things. or people.

in general in elementary i think they were all just friends and liked to play funny games. i think this was also the objectivly easiest age to deal w them all as well.

the g1 elementary was mostly the same, though at the time people were Sadly more strict w gender shit so like. boys couldnt join in on the barbie soap operas sadly.

i also think elementary school age was literally the only age that any of the clones thought scudworth was Cool and Fun. but they always liked mr b and wulfington and still do.

since all the clones were Technically born the same day, they celebrate their birthdays on their cloneparents birthday! i think the faculty at clone elementary tried to always make the bdays special for the clones. i also think this was sheepman's favorite age to deal w the clones bcuz it was just. objectively easier and also they were very cute

middle school in contrast was uh. the worst. its always the worst for every ever. everyone in middle school is mean as hell and arguments start and school starts getting harder. i think a lot of the clones started acting out more, both g1 and g2(thought w the g2 clones, cyberbullying is a huge issue). i think in general this time period was so hard for the clones bcuz its when they were pushed more into being like their cloneparents and most of them just...weren't.

this is also when specific clones started being shitheads more. aka topher discovered reddit around this time and everything went downhill from there for him(his own fault). and is when he made everyone start hating him bcuz he was just. so convinced he was smart as hell for these opinions he read on reddit.

i think specific bonds were solidified and like, enemy relationships as well. like, the main clone group (frida, confucius, harriet, wesley) became besties for Life at this time. but this is also around the time wesley became a menace emotionally- like to be fair she is autistic and didnt really Get what she was doing wasnt funny, and thankfully when she went Too far, Harriet would be like "Take a breath bestie, that's a bit too far." Harriet and Wesley specifically are besties! This is also around the time Wesley started getting crushes on literally all her friends. you know, middle school things

i think clone middle school was the worst time, ever, for the faculty. like...have you ever tried to control or discipline a middle schooler? it doesnt work. they crave chaos. i think another huge issue is that this was when the clones Discovered homophobia and transphobia from the internet + Learned Slurs(middle schoolers love those. sadly.) and this is like. the only time they've EVER seen wulfington super mad. he + mr b + scuds had to sit them down and be like "yeah so, we're not doing this. it shouldnt have been acceptable with the first set of clones, and it DEFINATLY isnt now. Fucking stop it." and they went out of their way to make any of the students discovering they are lgbt+ feel safe and welcome- and like. even if middle schoolers are hell to deal w, they still liked and respected mr b and wulfington and having them feel dissapointed in them sucked, + the bullying policy regarding bigotry was extremely strict. so i think most of the kids stopped that shit quick, thankfully, and shut each other down when they heard it. this is why topher has no friends you see.

please note that a lot of the middle school stuff is. directly based on how middle school was for me. so if i seem like im being mean....no i promise thats just how middle school is. everyone is scared + conmfused + everything is getting harder + theyre noticing media pressure.