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handwrittenlettersovertexts · 1 year ago

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Why do people feel the need to talk so loudly in the break room? I don’t want to pretend not to hear every word of your conversation. Lower your voice in shared spaces.

#why am i even in the office??#this is so dumb #return to office mandates #us work culture

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years ago

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there's just... there is no reason to make yet another cop show in this day and age. copaganda is not only bullshit, it is a failure of imagination.

you want to watch brooding characters with dark pasts investigate crimes in an official capacity? just use private detectives (cops have a miserable solve rate anyway). want eccentric geniuses & their sidekicks solving mysteries? i present you with armchair detectives & neighborhood busybodies. oh, you're craving a workplace comedy-drama starring overworked protagonists doing their heartfelt best to resolve community conflicts? social worker office sitcom! bitch this is ACHIEVABLE

#i lied the one reason to make a cop show is you want a mafia show and the cops are currently by far the most powerful u.s. mafia #BUT! i cannot emphasize enough: the police have none of the aesthetics or personality of the actual mafia so why even bother #The Sopranos but in an office setting with buzzing fluorescent lighting? and half your co-workers are weekend neo-nazis? come on #no. just no #from now on i want all tv cops to be villainous side characters #but BORING villainous side characters #i like villains as much as the next queer audience member but i cannot overstate the importance of portraying cops as not just bastards #but BORING bastards #they are so boring. they are boring and hateful and also neither particularly smart nor interesting #i need to emphasize: there is NOTHING to romanticize there #i am so passionate and supportive of anti-romanticizing cops. ANTI-ROMANTICIZE THE POLICE.#the police are BORING and HATEFUL and CRUEL and BASIC AS HELL #and we should be pointing that out publicly every chance we get #the police are BORING BASIC BITCHES and mocking them publically is a patriotic service

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ask2ps · 5 months ago

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Spoiler!

[ Send “SPOILER!” and I’ll send a spoiler about the storyline. (CLOSED) ]

Possessing the 1P nations can make the 2P nations pretty sick… consider it like an advanced, interdimensional form of jetlag. There’s a variety of side effects, and some are more unpleasant than others.

SYMPTOMS MAY INCLUDE NAUSEA, BODY ACHES, HOMESICKNESS, CONFUSION, HALLUCINATIONS, DISSOCIATION, HALLUCINATIONS, HALLUCINATIONS, HALLUCINATIONS

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skylie-spiderlillis · 7 months ago

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Edwin Payne's flag be like:

(sorry the quality is not so great Tumblr is being shit for some reason)

(this is my personal design, if other people want to use it for other stuff they're more than welcome just with credit for the design!)

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eikichi-supremacy · 9 months ago

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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head #ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it #like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like #kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all #and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo #and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like #now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay #kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello #why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine #but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him #they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like #it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met #kurama and hiei #kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back #they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan #yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc #and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing #it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next #cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe #okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept #kuwameshi #yu yu hakusho #kuwabara kazuma #yusuke urameshi #koenma

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system-of-a-feather · 9 months ago

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BTW if you think calming corners, sensory rooms, and other forms of dedicated spaces to handling overload, anxiety, or intense emotions in your house is something only for kids - or even worse - only neurodivergent kids, you are largely denying yourself a very helpful resource based on social norms.

Having a space dedicated to being safe and with easy access to things to help lower overstimulation and calm intense internal experiences is something that everyone can benefit from having

Not just kids

Not just neurodivergent kids

Not just neurodivergent adults

Not just mentally ill adults

Everyone - even the hypothetical person with no mental illness or physical disability

There is nothing "immature" about having spaces organized to make your difficult times easier to handle and I think everyone should consider dedicating maybe even just a shelf or corner in their place to having an abundance of self care resources

Self care is not a limited resource and not something that you have to be "bad enough to have"

If you think its a good thing for parents to provide their kids with rooms / spaces dedicated to different ways they can self regulate, then you should agree that if you are also dealing with any levels of difficulty self regulating, that it should be a good idea and good thing to provide yourslef with rooms / spaces dedicated to ways to help you self regulate

Children and adults both have emotions and life experiences that are hard to regulate / handle and both need ways to relax and calm down

Self care, sensory rooms, and coping / calming corners are resources that can help both children and adults with those difficult moments

#alter: fei #alter: riku #as someone who just realized that I don't need an office (ie the socially normal safe space that I used to have)#and instead could just have what all my neurodivergent kids have #and even just young kids have had in their classrooms and theraputic spaces had #and that it worked much better and there was no reason - other than the implications of mental illness and thus social stigma of having one #as to why I didnt just have one #and i am zero percent regretting it this is so much better for my mental health #actuallyautistic #autism #adhd #actuallyneurodivergent #actually neurodivergent #actually did #actuallydid #dissociative identity disorder #ptsd #self care

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todayisafridaynight · 9 months ago

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#ryu ga gotoku #rgg #yakuza series #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #daigo dojima #ryo aoki #masato arakawa #snap sketches #im annoyed looking at this jaGELARKGJ #I LIKE MY LNIE ART BUT .... just nthing was clicking with me rtying to shade this #i only meant for this to be a quick thing today but i ended up mulling over it for longer than i wanted so im just throwing it out there #every time i make a rendered drawing of aokis office it always dark as hell like bro PLEASE you have a lamp #theres like ONE instance where i dont make it dark and it was in that goofy Rumor Mill comic #LIKE EVEN THAT COMIC ABOUT ARAKAWA BEING DEAD IT'S DAYTIME YET I STILL MADE IT DARK VJLAKJVAE #ridiculosu.#moving on ive wanted to draw them playing chess for months i just kept. Not Knowing How To Do It #whats funny is that i initially was planning an entirely different thing but i was thinking about that too much i got stressed #so . thats why i worked on this. and then i got stressed over this 💀💀💀#speaking of chess ive always wanted a chessboard birthday cake with edible pieces .. that a lotta work tho ...#i love chess ... am i good at it probably not but i still lke to play it on my phone sometimes ..#guess ill work on that other thing now that im free and i know what i wanna do now that ive slept on it ... lol ...#mk bye i dont like rendering

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meamiki · 7 months ago

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[reverse entry AU]

so glad the work week is over!

no more meetings!

what do you mean its only tuesday.

#isat #in stars and time #isat siffrin #reverse entry au #isat modern office au #isat spoilers #<- not REALLY but its blink and u miss it tbh #and is hardly legible #and probably doesnt make much sense as a spoiler for regular isat tbf #its more of a spoiler if u know the spoiler from isat to begin with????????#i think i am starting to confuse myself on if this is really a spoiler ASFASDAFRA #inspired by my week so far thumbs up #sometimes u end up in too many meetings about the same subject and wonder why you are even here #proceed to zone out till hear key words #tune in and respond #then continue zoning out #omg just like beloved indie game in stars and timeeeee #for legal reasons that is an exaggerated explanation to further enhance the joke thumbs up part 2 #alternative takes that build on this same idea include #staring at computer screen in general trying to remember what you were doing #or silently judging a computer program for freezing on you for the seventh time in the past twenty minutes #or just staring blankly at the screen in general as people do yanno thumbs up part 3 #oh also to note yea this is not in the office lmao #modern times means sometimes you also get to have wfh days yippeeee so siffrin is in his apartment #the star is probably sitting in the kitchen next to the flavor tree at this moment in time dont worry about it aha #WAIT i just realized i forgor the shine in siffrins eyes OOPS #actually wait nvm this is fine it adds to this i think HAHAHA #okay tag talk over !!!!

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lab-gr0wn-lambs · 1 year ago

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I'm obsessed with this deleted scene, I see people mischaracterizing Daryl as stupid all the time. Man's always been smart. They shoulda kept this scene in because some of y'all needed that spelled out 💀

#dude figured out Shane killed Otis before anybody else did without even talking to him #''came back with the dead guy's gun'' damn bitch. observant.#he book-learned sign language #also why was the 'get a dictionary' kinda zesty-#the walking dead #daryl dixon #twd #blood #I mean I am glad they didn't keep this scene though because aint no WAY Rick The Literal Police Officer would need that pointed out

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kingofthewilderwest · 2 months ago

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Fandom apocalypse? During my work hours? -_-

It's more likely than you think.

#don't worry it's not one of the fandoms I post about on tumblr #so if y'all worried I'm posting about you I'm NOT #this is all on another site regarding other media / fandom #boy oh boy am I not going to get work done today #why am I even in the office #I have spent the last six hours fandoming in the fire and haven't sent a single work email #fantastic - my heart needed exercise today I guess

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artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet · 2 months ago

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Your election post was the most holier-than-thou, performative, bullshit I’ve ever read. Get a grip and get some self awareness.

i will take "missed the entire point" for 500, alex

#y'all abstainers and third party voters are gonna have so much blood on your hands if this goes sideways #and a lot of that blood will be that of palestinians #but please go ahead and ignore all logic #so over it dude #tired of being nice election day is half over anyway #if you abstained or voted third party #you did the wrong thing #you did a bad thing #hope the moral high ground was worth it bud #perceived moral high ground i should say #all it actually is is selfish performative bullshit #and i am sick to fucking death of explaining why #when trans people are criminalized for existing #when palestine is flattened into nothing but debris #when people with uteruses are forced into pregnancy #and criminalized for miscarriages or still births #when lgbt protections are repealed #when every criminal in office gets a pardon #when education falls apart #when healthcare gets even worse #when our allies turn against us #when we get involved in international conflicts we have no business in #when people die #i hope you remember today and the choices you made #and i hope you never get rid of your guilt #if he wins and the world falls apart i hope you feel the weight of your mistake until the day you fucking die #you make it so hard to believe in the good in people #and i am so tired #diz says stuff

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killerpancakeburger · 6 months ago

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Silly "interactive" teaser for Pull Me Closer:

(Final part of my depressed!civilian!reader x Soap series, which includes Breaking Point and Knight in Shining Khaki)

*A wild Soap appears*

You use Avoidance.

"It's not very effective..."

Soap noticed movement.

You have activated Soap's thrill of the chase skill.

Soap is now chasing you.

#rambling into the void #shitpost #soap x reader #cod fanfic #cod x reader #teaser #soap squad™️#soap squad #bear with me. i havent played pokemon in 15 years and even then it was in french #so im partly improvising here #i am open to corrections tho #wHY ARE YOU RUNNING.meme #gotta go fast #john soap mctavish x reader #johnny soap mactavish x reader #ghost x reader #gaz x reader #price x reader #tumblr polls #poll #cod poll #the rest of the team wasnr even supposed to be there initially lmaooo. sorry johnny 😔#i am VERY EXCITED for the last part if u couldnt tell lmfao #choose your own adventure #the pinnacle! the climax! the apogee! the culmination of it all!!!#the apotheosis!#the grand finale!#barge into price office is the equivalent of calling out for him if u couldnt tell. choose ur love interest/otome game YOLO #john soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish

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tj-crochets · 3 months ago

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So in a good news/less good news thing, I might have found out the cause of the Unexpected Floor Time! I got my blood test results back and my sodium was on the very very low end of normal. Still technically in the normal range, but very not normal for me, so my issue may have been that this week I am more sodium Georg than usual???? I mean I do have salt wasting syndrome but also I eat so much salt every day and I am on medication to help me retain salt better (fludrocortisone! it's great!) So anyway that's why I have not got much crafting done this week. I've been extremely tired and unsalted lol Oh wait the good/less good format! Okay so good news is might have an answer and it's not any of the worse options, less good news is that I need more damn salt lol

#the person behind the yarn #HOW how am I low on salt #I eat SO MUCH SALT and I take salt pills!#how am I an unsalted potato chip of a person???#I don't even know what I meant by that but I am leaving it in because it made me laugh #also: my glucose continues to be in the fasting range when I am very much not fasting #and like. I had to see a different doc than usual so I could be seen faster #and I mentioned I was prone to low blood sugar #and he was like 'Why? None of the medications you are on cause low blood sugar'#and it was like. dude. sometimes people have low blood sugar! not sure what to tell you!#I keep testing in the fasting range when not fasting!#my lowest blood sugar at the doctor's office in the last year was 79! I was not fasting #in fact I'd had a whole gatorade right before walking into the office #anyway I'll be fine I'll just take more salt pills and snack more frequently but uggghhhhh

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plantzvmbz · 11 days ago

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Hai hai! working on requests still dw !!! i don’t have a lot of time rn to work on anything art related due to holidays and such sorry!!!!

making a cool little project i feel like someone will like

anywhoie.. I NEED PVZ FRIENDS PLSPLSPLS

if u have a server or just a discord ADD ME (users mabzgonmad)

i love this community but i need someone or like many peoples who focus on the tower defense game bc i don’t get the rest of the lore ❤️

ok lov u guys bye

#plants vs zombies #pvz #yes those are my OFFICAL PVZ PLUSHIES. GAWK at their AMAZEMENT #add me please i need friends who like pvz #is this begging #is this an all time low or am i just socially inept #how do people even meet people online #art in the works dw guys #someone explain pvz lore to me because why r gnomes in it #pvz has turned into pz v G WTF !!

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crowcryptid · 5 months ago

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I hate my job, man. I’ve told my boss so many times “can we please switch everyone over to printed forms instead of handwriting” and she waves me off saying she’ll talk to them about it. She never has.

no one listens.

What does this say? mulan? mulah? mulaw?

Nope, it’s mularo.

ok. Now the patients results have been delayed cause we couldn’t read the damn name.

guess what, we couldn’t read the insurance ID either so it’s delayed even more.

I requested that they clarify the name and insurance ID. They only sent the name. They’re closed on Fridays.

You have delayed the results a whole 4 days, congrats.

Then they complain to us that the results are delayed. Amazing.

I wonder why.

#it just. pisses me off so much that I have to call this stupid office multiple times a week #because they refuse to write things properly #and have the same person writing everything #JUST FUCKING PRINT IT OUT OR SCAN THE INSURANCE CARD #stop getting annoyed that we have to call you and fix the damn problem that you caused :|#and then they spam call us daily asking if the results are ready #I genuinely don’t know how these small clinics stay open when they don’t even check if the patients insurance is active beforehand #actually the most annoying part #is that when I call the front desk acts suspicious as if it hasn’t been me. the same person. calling multiple times a week.#from the same number which you could look up and find our office.#so the point is- the front desk will never give me any information. even if I’m just asking to clarify a date of birth or somethin simple #I have to wait till the nurse is available #to answer my damn question #it’s 9 am it’s too early for this.#edit: why are ppl reblogging this #nuh uh

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userautumn · 2 months ago

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congratulations to people who are not sick right now. i have a minor cold and plan to be insufferable until further notice.

#i can't even call out sick from the office.#you know why?#because i do not have a fucking office! i am the office! i work from home and i need money!#so instead i have to suffer. because of capitalism #oh we are living in the best timeline aren't we

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