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karnpuffs · 1 year ago

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hey uhm Mrs Karn?

hey Eedy?

what the hELL is in that big container in your kitchen, Eedy??

Is that food? Is that all the leftover cereal after you picked out the blue ones for your fussy little Syril-baby?

what IS that

I know you like keeping food in tupperware, but this is clearly too much you have a problem Eedy

#andor #syril karn #kyle soller #eedy karn #who is supposed to eat all that #looks like puffed rice

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mirensiart · 2 months ago

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I have 3 ideas for comics for the pain sharing linked universe au, two are bittersweet and one is dumb/funny, but I'm stuck trying to decide which one to draw first 🤔

Both bittersweet comics are, somehow (and completely accidentally) twilight centric lmao like *hits twilight on the back* this baby can fit so much physical and emotional pain

#the dumb somic i already mentioned it earlier through an ask #but it's about the different links and their lactose intolerance LMAO #i just know wind and sky are lactose intolerant but believe it's normal to feel THE WORSR TUMMY ACHE EVER after eating milk based products #like why do u guys mean u don't feel agonizing stomach cramps after drinking lon lon milk i thought it was part of the deal #as someone who is lactose intolerant though the pain isn't a deterrent so i suppose i get it lol #should i start tagging my posts about this au #i'll tag them as #lu pain sharing au #that way u can find all the ramblings about it on my blog lol #miry's yapping

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necrotic-nephilim · 5 months ago

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Nightwing: Brothers In Blood is such a fucking hilarious comic for DickJay content, given the bulk of the plot is Jason deciding to dress up as Nightwing and kill people which, Dick predictably is not fond of, as a concept.

There's so much in that arc that makes me unwell. Dick straight up saying he wishes Jason had died. The way they instantly banter when they run into each other before Dick gets mad at Jason for dressing up as Nightwing, then Jason begs Dick to work with him.

But what I think gets me the most is the outright confirmation of how even now, Jason still has a serious case of hero worship for Dick and just wants to be like him and get his approval.

nightwing (1996) #120

There's such a complex Jason has over Dick and it makes me Unwell. Jason identifying with Dick, wanting his attention, his approval. His love, even. I mean, later on when Jason gets kidnapped, in his mind he hallucinates Dick talking to him and it outright confirms he wants Dick to save him and Jason has a doomsday spiral about Dick not saving him, through his mental image of Dick.

nightwing (1996) #121

Jason wants Dick in his life, there's so much unrequited love and weirdness between them. They're so not normal about each other. Later on he sends Dick a note saying he just wishes they could be family again and I think it's so unhinged of Jason. Dressing up as Dick, just because of how much he loves and respects Dick. So much potential in that.

Also aside from all of that complex this comic is also hilarious for the bit it has where Dick accidentally takes a job as a model and has to dress up as Nightwing, specifically Jason!Nightwing because of the sex appeal Cheyenne (the woman Dick is seeing) thinks it has. And when he's on the runway and sees Jason in the audience he just jumps at Jason, in front of everyone, to beat the shit out of him, while dressed as Nightwing. Which the public thinks is a planned stunt to bank on the weird Sexy Rivalry between the two Nightwings currently running around. It's the most unhinged thing and I think it's so funny. Dick's sort-of-girlfriend makes him dress up as Nightwing!Jason because she thinks it's hot and it'll sell, then Dick beats Jason up in front of everyone, still dressed as Nightwing (specifically Jason), and it reads as a sexy performance modeling piece.

nightwing (1996) #120

Imagine being so weirdly homoerotic about your sort of kind of brother figure that you can't hesitate fighting him when you're supposed to be modeling and everyone thinks the tension is so good it's a part of the show. These two cannot leave each other alone with their weird tangled feelings for each other. I love it dearly.

#dickjay #jaydick #dick grayson x jason todd #jason todd x dick grayson #batcest #necrotic festerings #also funny is cheyenne *also* dresses up as nightwing at one point to join the fight which is so damn funny.#dick stuck between two people wearing his mantle and he's currently sleeping with one of them. and then the other is in love with him.#this was going to be much longer but the original version of this meta was just me showing panels and then mansplaining them #and that felt pointless so this is the shorter but more janky version.#this comic is so weird if you think about it for longer than two seconds.#i skipped over the part where jason becomes a monster and eats a guy.#comics are strange. love 'em tho #yes i will be weird and make any canon interaction between these two batcesty. who's to stop me. I'll do it with all the damn robins.#the main point of this post was supposed to be let jason have a hero worship complex over dick #i got distracted #this is not of the quality of my timjay thoughts but tbh i don't care sometimes you just gotta ramble pointlessly #low effort shitpost

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froschli96 · 5 months ago

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Assassin's Creed Revelations be like

#remember this meme?#assassins creed #ezio auditore da firenze #altair ibn la'ahad #desmond miles #I’m just joking of course theyre all in misery #sigh #i wish revelations didnt completely retcon altaïr's story and personality so that i could actually enjoy the game #every time he opens his mouth i’m just like… who are you?#it just makes me feel gaslit afjhdhs #it doesn't help that he has a completely different voice as well lol #also WHERE IS MALIK????#and maria suddenly gets fridged just like that???#at least ezio gets his eat pray love arc and finally decides to get ass-ass-out of the ass-ass-ins to enjoy family life #good for him #and desmonds just hangin out #no thoughts head empty #literally not allowed to actually do anything or change at all and put in a coma bc this game wasnt supposed to exist in the first place #dont you just love corporate greed?#sorry this got negative lmao #ac revelations spoilers #i guess???#its been like 15 years

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ssaraexposs · 4 months ago

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JUJUTSU KAISEN // ITAFUSHI // Episode 1

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the-real-couchrat · 2 months ago

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I couldn’t get @thicctails’s Mythology Falls Dipper design out of my head, so I had to make something for it. (Tw for animal death (a mouse is being eaten by an owl))

Fun fact! In order for owls to be as silent flyers as they are, they had to lose the waterproof oil coating on their feathers, which makes them unable to fly when wet.

If anyone’s interested, I found some interesting videos about Owls and Cheetahs (that are both by two of my favorite YouTubers)

Mabel’s seal form looks a bit different than the (harbor) seal photos next to it, and that’s because I only found those pictures AFTER finishing the art. Before that I had just looked up “seal photos” and used the wrong species as a reference, even though I did the markings (almost) accurate.

Some older doodles below the cut

#my art #did you know that cheetahs can’t climb trees bc of their non-retractable claws?#I wonder how that would work for a griffon #who’s bird half is made for trees #also that is supposed to be water dripping from dippers face #I just didn’t know how to do it #and no I don’t know how to draw bird feet #but I tried my best #dippers eating a possum btw #the mouse is in the reference images #griffon!dipper #selkie!mabel #monster falls #I got all the images from Google btw #mythology falls

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genericpuff · 11 months ago

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LO stan brain rot is vehemently defending a comic that you're swiping through so fast that you miss and forget crucial plot points, like thinking Demophoon was the reason for Demeter being a helicopter parent despite him being born during the 10 year time skip while Demeter was mortal.

LO anti/critic/hater brain rot is being able to look at an out-of-context panel of a character with same face syndrome turned greyscale and name exactly which character, scene, and episode it's from.

We are not the same.

#/hj #fr though it's wild how people will claim the critics are just reading LO to 'hate on it'#and sure there are people who do just that #but the legit critics of this comic are the ones paying 10x more attention to what's going on in the plot than the supposed 'fans'#it's undoubtedly why rachel keeps pushing her luck by constantly contradicting her own writing and plot threads #she knows the people who eat her work up won't notice because they're barely reading the comic to begin with #and so many of them who *are* paying attention are breaking their backs grasping at straws to make sense of it #because they'd rather do that than acknowledge that LO just isn't written well and that their faith in rachel is misplaced #“you guys don't know how webcomics work”#“clearly rachel is building up to something”#“any minute now she's gonna make it all connect and you're all gonna look like a bunch of clowns”#anti lore olympus #lo critical #lore olympus critical

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awildwriter · 25 days ago

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my hand slipped and now i have 3k growing in my docs about the gay witches

#what the hell else am I supposed to do #they’re eating away at the grey matter of my brain #are you kidding me with everything about them #I can’t stop thinking about their backstory and I want it so bad I’m writing their history #who knows if I’ll post it but I could not stop thinking about it #kept waking up with more lines in my mind #agatha all along #agatha harkness #rio vidal #agathario

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vampiricsheep · 8 months ago

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Don't think I've seen this question make the rounds before, so:

Do any of your OCs hunt/fish/trap? Who taught them, and why do they do it? Do they have preferred gear or quarry?

#question brought to you by hunting coming up in all my classes simultaneously and bringing it back to mind #fishing is in here bc it ends up in these irl convos but I suppose it does feel like a gimme after gw2 added it #(and it's popularity as a minigame in many games as well)#but here I'll go first. my ex mordrem Merlin fur-traps in the shiverpeaks for income #he'll eat the meat of what he catches and splits w/ his nightmare hound (do u think fern/nm hounds can swallow bird bones? much 2 think abt #less wasteful and lessens what he has to pack when camping out in remote places for long periods of time #he was a deadshot with a bow as a young sprout but mordremoth got him early and uh. well that bow ended up integrating with his arm #which is why he's missing his right :) that's a story in and of itself though #but yeah so no bow-hunting or any marksmanship really #though he can throw an axe pretty well if needed #alright I have others but it's bedtime and this is a tag novella already #gw2 #<- will it even find its way into the tag? who can say LOL anyways gnite! or good morning!

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madaqueue · 3 months ago

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i only cried once today after being yelled at/scolded for two hours straight!!!!! i would like my hug and pat on the head for being so good now please!!!!!!!

#technically i did cry one more time when i got home lmao #but like IT WAS MY FIRST DAY #AND MY FIRST DAY DOING ALL THESE THINGS #and i kept getting scolded for not knowing how to do stuff when it was a) literally my first time #and b) the person who was upset with me was SUPPOSED TO TRAIN ME #BUT THEY DIDNT #instead they just kept saying ‘you’re doing that wrong’#without ever showing me how to do it right #:(( like it’s your job to teach me!!!!#also they ignored me the entire morning like literally didn’t introduce themself or even say hi #and i am a VERY like outgoing/bubbly person irl #but i also need positive feedback or i will crumble to pieces #and i hate being made to feel stupid when i wasn’t taught something #like if you show me how to do it ill do it perfect the next time!!!#but expecting me to know something without being taught is impossible and setting us both up for failure #bleh sorry for ranting :(( bad day for quinn lmao #anyways i’m gonna eat some chocolate and do some homework and think about kissing gojo and maybe things will be better #i am accepting hugs and pats on the head though #because i was very brave (didn’t audibly cry in front of others)#q speaks

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faaun · 11 months ago

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Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship

#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it #it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper #provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the #interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after #50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked #his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it #he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from #when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has #his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever #but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how #we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe #cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna #back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed #practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence #we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one #who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted #to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say #goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art.#you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea?#if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa #the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding #his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.

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uygfiug · 4 days ago

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hey tumblr people do you think i should be allowed to skip a required talk by the army during lunch? its on my birthday as well :((

#its about job options in the army & such bc they want us to join #im going to skip for sure #unless my friends wont & want me to keep them company?#i suppose i just want someone to agree that this shit is ridiculous #this is organized by the same teacher who organized a mandatory 5 km run on a wednesday afternoon #which was also graded & she threatened detention if we didnt go #barely anyone showed up ofc #mine #she also loves to spread her eating disorder #by teaching us how to read calories and such and what quantities are healthy & which are not #during this class she also asked us all for a food or drink we liked & then told us why it was bad #apparently orange juice is bad? especially without pulp? does she not understand that people like to drink things that taste nice?#she also tried to organize a whole extra class on eating 'healthily'#and decided 70km is a reasonable amount to force 51 people to bike daily for about 10 days #for our school trip #she has since received a lot of critique (especially by the disabled kids) and is changing it #shes a little bit not normal i think #oh she also really loves anything related to the army #and this isnt the first time shes organized something like this #one time she invited another army fan to force everyone to do push ups & yell at about 2 am?#during a 24-hour school marathon she also organized #she works one day of the week at our school #rest of the week she works elsewhere? so shes doing all this for a little side project

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valiant-portabella-pirkko · 3 months ago

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Alright know what here's a little Guild Wars 2 reblog game for everybody; what mounts (if any) do your characters have in their canon, do they have names? Personalities? How'd they meet??

Spill it all below, tell me about all your creatures!!

#my posts #gw2 #guild wars 2 #thinking about this a lot lately since mine def do!#I'll start: Pirkko has branded mounts and while I haven't named most of them. they were all branded over by Aurene #because they'd been corrupted by Kralkatorrik and they wanted to see if Aurene's magic could purify them in some way #it usually didn't work but Pirkko keeps the ones they saved #Larimar is her skyscale. his egg was tainted by the Brand before he hatched so Aurene was barely able to save him #he's a chivalrous knight type and is known to be just as noble as the Commander who raised him. brave. bold. kind of a dork.#while the Commander is fighting he circles up above and swoops down to rescue injured soldiers from the front line #Saoirse meanwhile gets the SoTo skyscale egg and that hatches into Nightshade. he's fierce and protective too #but in a much more 'loyal guard dog' sort of way as opposed to trying to help everyone else as well. he's an axejaw!#in Regrowth Ceara gets Foxglove because the Commander and Gorrik could NOT manage this little troublemaker #she's too smart for her own good and is CONSTANTLY causing problems. so basically just like Ceara HDKDHDH #Foxglove's a lunarmane! and she's very fluffy and cute and will give you the big shiny eyes to mooch all your food. evil #Ruju meanwhile has a full cast of different mounts who all were troublemakers in different ways when he found them #his griffon Windshear's a northern featherwing that was notorious for carrying off travelers in Lornar's Pass. turned out she was just bore #she's very playful and mischievous and still grabs him on a regular basis. he absolutely hates this #his fulgurite ridgeback jackal Thunderclap was a rogue jackal that the djinn had him help recapture and tame #he's imbued with Ruju's air element magic and is known to make the air spark and smell of ozone when he's annoyed #then there's Blitz his lepidote brute skyscale! he likes bloodstone magic and kept nipping everyone until it was finally provided #the rest I don't have in-game yet but I DO have concepts for the skimmer/warclaw/raptor. the 1st 2 I know what skins I want too #the skimmer will be a frosty-dyed lithosol named Frostbite. it's an ice elemental that terrorized Frostgorge Sound #the warclaw is a spinetail nian with jungle colors since it's supposed to be a smokescale-type saurian critter #and the raptor is SUPPOSED to be the jungle raptor that plointt grew to huge size and promptly tried to eat him #BUT there isn't a skin that feels close enough yet so rip. Fang is a handful tho and keeps trying to chew on Inquest HDJDGDH #ANYWAY. that's all of mine. throws this into the wind

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robottheodorlasso · 2 years ago

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Since I’m already dumping a bunch of sketches, here are a few more for the generic light fantasy au that lives inside my head rent free (aka my poor excuse to give Trent a sword) (read the captions and tags for a little more context)

#I just love making buck wild aus….. my catnip #anyways time for the choppy lore dump #anyways the basis of this au is Trent is a mercenary that is hired by the Richmond fort to assess its garrison #only for him to be fucking flabbergasted by the head knight who seems to have little fighting experience at all #trent himself is like good at ending a fight very quickly #He’s quick and precise with a rapier … but the longer a duel goes on the less likely it is he will win it #he doesn’t want to be a mercenary… he wants to to be able to have a quiet life with his daughter and write about the world #anyhoo Ted has healing magic in this… problem is all people with the ability to cast magic are supposed to be known and registered #ted is hiding his abilities :) no one knows but Rebecca and beard who would protect that secret with their lives #alright this lore dump has gone on for too long…there is so much more and it eats my brain #blood tw #trent crimm #my art #I’ll put this in the TL tag in like a day or something I don’t feel like tagging it right now #this is for me and my own fun

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corvid-language-library · 5 months ago

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Every time the textbooks we use say that in the UK we eat "pudding" as a snack or something I'm like I fear you have misunderstood the British use of the term "pudding".

#ruffled feathers #PUDDING IS DESSERT #if you say to me do you want pudding i would just assume you meant a sweet treat following a meal #not a specific type of dessert #i honestly don't even know what 'pudding' is supposed to be lmao i've never had 'pudding'#apart from like christmas pud or yorkie pud #actually i can think of lots of different types of puddings but none of them are the weird picture they show in the textbook #and all of them are preceded by a qualifier ('yorkshire' 'black' 'suet' etc) if you just say 'pudding' it's like ??? not enough data #i definitely don't know anyone who just casually eats. erm. 'pudding'#like if someone said 'i eat breakfast as a snack' you'd be like what does that mean #and it's the same when i see this nonsense. 'we eat pudding as a snack' no we eat treacle tart and jam roly poly for pudding #or yorkie pud as a side. or christmas pud for pudding. or steak & kidney pud for dinner #but not like a fucking blancmange-esque wobbly jelly custard thing?? idk what it's even supposed to be #i have seen it in konbinis and it looks minging honestly

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yuwuta · 6 months ago

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as a true geto hater it brings me immense joy to remember that he got packed up by a suicidal anxious loser w/ the power of true love who hadn't even learned his own cursed technique yet and had been studying jujutsu for less than a year

#honestly getting packed up by yuuta pre or post-ct is so embarrassing bc u let a 5'9 loser boy put you in the ground? GET REAL #this isn't yuuta slander btw its just like. he's such a loser its unfathomable to me yk. like i love him so bad his scary dog privileges #are gone. like wdym the greatest kindest most anxious dude of all time killed you? you sound like the boy who cried wolf #was he even 5'9 in jjk 0 he honestly looked about 5'7 at best #how i feel when i see yuuta win a fight is how i feel when i see naruto win a fight yk #like that's my man ofc he won but also ... thats my man and i know him so how did u lose lol get ratioed #like either (a) how bad did u fumble or (b) what did u do to piss him off damn #anyway real talk why was geto a special grade... seems like gege was glazing to me imo #like we were just supposed to accept that eating curses and controlling them is special grade activity like.... ok.........#fraud watch for life im afraid

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