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quibbs126 · 2 months ago

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So I’ve finally gotten to the scene where Megatron kills Starscream (well actually I’m pretty sure he’s gonna come back later, but you know)

I saw the scene like a few months ago without any real context, and now I have it

Honestly, can’t even say the brutality was unjustified. Megatron was already fed up with him, and then Starscream decides to take the opportunity to try and kill him, and then blows up the room he was in for good measure. Like at that point, just kill the bastard

At least on the bright side, Slipstream presumably gets to keep her promotion. Good for her, after Season 1 she deserves it (I mean she wasn’t doing great but she was trying her best)

#gonna be honest I didn’t know going in this was the episode that it happened #I didn’t know when in the series it was just that Megatron live-streamed the funeral afterwards #after the room blew up and it was where the Autobots were heading #I was half expecting the Autobots to find him and keep him prisoner for a bit #and then later Megatron would come back and presumably beat the crap out of Starscream #I wasn’t expecting it to be the same episode #but it didn’t pan out that way (though tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if someone’s fanfic did)#ah well #who knows what’ll happen next #outside of the live-stream that is #transformers #transformers cyberverse #megatron #starscream #slipstream

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nectarishes · 4 months ago

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witch hat doodle hashtag DUMP

#witch hat atelier #not tagging everyone idgaf this is my vent space for my mind and no one else because my apple pencil died out after 5 faithful years #it was the first ever model my apple pencil charged sticking straight out the ipad pussy and i already miss her and also all my art shit is #packed away and kind of a hassle to get to so im stuck with notebook and pencil and highlighters #ill probably come back and delete this later when the shame returns but it felt right to notify anyone who actually keeps up with this blog #that i wont have any digital art for a while #those future arkco designs were what I last drew before it crapped out #the agott is kinda based off ollys concept art

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knightwhoisni · 6 months ago

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*drifter seeing the protoframe they'll romance for the first time voice* i think i hauve the infestation

#ni blabs #warframe #warframe spoilers #warframe 1999 #(obv only counts for drifters who are doing the romance system lol)#it's 3 am i'm allowed to come up with stupider post ideas than usual #god imagine what a drifter who will romance someone is gonna go through #like they're preparing to time travel and risk The Wally Zone b/c the fate of the solar system is at stake or whatever #fully expecting never-ending nightmare scenarios and danger forever #then they get there #and boom. Hot People.#bonus silly round: *love interest of choice* is drifter's first crush #they have absolutely no clue what is going on with them (look they haven't had much time to (re?)learn the ropes after leaving duviri)#(new war and dealing with the origin system's crap and all)#so for a bit they actually think they've been infected until they get it in their head that. no. that's just a crush you nimrod.#bonus bonus silly round: operator is (somehow) keeping tabs on the situation from across time and space and is just absolutely baffled #by how their older counterpart is acting #*operator voice* Are They Stupid #this is a dumb tangent okay i'm going to bed now goodnight mr.coconut

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scootkiddo · 7 months ago

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corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture and this picture

#so there’s this guy who develops a strong emotional attachment to a young girl #and as good a place that might come from it is also a place that is both biased and self-serving #so when this guy is told to not interfere with this girl’s circumstances he lets his heart drive him #a heart that beats so deeply whether this girl will like it or not #and when crap hits the fan and all heck break loose the guy is left to one resort #covering up the truth #not to acolyte post on main but I needed to purge somewhere #on the third day joel miller came back from the dead and his name is now master sol #the acolyte #the acolyte spoilers #joel miller #master sol #the last of us

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camgoloud · 8 months ago

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he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care

#sorry this is fucking UNINTELLIGIBLE but unfortunately i’m still on my bullshit about dr. daddyissues. yeah it’s gonna be all month #i am rotating episode 2.8 ‘the mistake’ in my head at breakneck speed. i am gnawing on it i want to swallow it #oh he’s such a lying liar who lies. charming little bastard. would rather die/lose his license than express one wholly unaffected emotion #‘he thinks not giving a crap makes him like house. like it’s something to aspire to’ quick question HOW serious do the daddy issues have to #be before you start latching on to fucking GREGORY HOUSE as a paternal figure and role model. really #even cameron is not down this bad. even WILSON is not down this bad.#the daddy issues of it all are very understandable though because even setting aside whatever went down back in childhood that shit his #father did to him in seasons 1-2 is SO messed up. jesus #imagine traveling all the way across the world to the hospital your son works in for a consult which confirms what you already knew: you’re #going to die of cancer in like 2 months. making a whole point out of stopping by to visit your son. not telling him what’s going on.#letting him spend a whole episode’s worth of time gradually coming to terms with his complicated feelings towards you (complicated on #account of a whole childhood of objectively awful parenting). the kid finally is able to try reaching back out to you. after YOU initiated #the contact in the first place. how do you react? well obviously by telling him ‘oh sorry i actually have to get in a taxi right now’ and #fucking back off to the other side of the world without giving him a chance to actually talk to you at all and resolve any of the emotions #you just dredged up. oh by the way you still haven’t fucking told him you’re about to die and in fact actively mislead him into thinking #he’s going to have the chance to try meeting with you again next time he visits your home country.#especially fucked up given that the whole reason it DID take your son so long to come around THIS time is that he feels like every time #he’s tried reaching out to you in the past you’ve just disappointed him by refusing to put in the effort to meet him there.#And Now Here We Are Again.#rowan what the FUCK is wrong with you. i want to dig you up and kill you again #house md #robert chase #caseyposting

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octothinq · 5 months ago

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You know I don't think I agree with April first being Sampo Koski's birthday. As much as I would love for him to be an april baby like me it just doesn't feel right. April first. Yeah I get why people would immediately choose that date. I mean it's right there. Fools day. Pretty easy pick. But I don't think that's right. was he born to be a fool. Was that his only option. Did he have a choice in this. That's why I don't agree with April first being his birthday. You know that's a very popular date. Very obvious. It's a date you always hear a lot of. A date where you're told a prank might be played on you. That wouldn't make the prank fun anymore. Because you were told to be wary of a prank today so you were expecting it when it did happen. Which isn't the point of a prank. The goal usually is to surprise and confuse. can't do either if you're already expecting something. Anyway my point is April first is too predictable of a birthday for Sampo. October 27th. That's a date I just thought of. A random date to me that means nothing. It was the first thing that came to mind. So that's his birthday now.

#who give a crap. none of you care. i just started rambling because i just woke up.#also i just looked it up and oct 8th is also national black cat day. and also three other thing but idgaf.#honkai star rail #hsr #sampo hsr #hsr sampo #sampo koski #oh i said oct 8th. thats not right. not even close. where did thay come from.#well i just looked at oct 8th and its national salmon day so i guess that can also be his birthday because salmon's are cool.

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bitchfitch · 1 month ago

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pink floor pink floor pink floor

#tldr the cheapest decently long lasting flooring you can buy is that tile stuff they use in like. hospitals and large stores #and it Turns Out. it comes in a Lot more colors than just greige #i got pink :>#its not going down until WSblair passes but i have it!! its pink!! it was delivered by a guy who did sick tricks with a pallet jack to get #all 1k pounds of this crap down the incline.#tbh I thought he was just going to back up the truck into the driveway bc thats what most large vehicles do. instead he just parked on the #other side of the street #and did stunts #good for him

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rawr-gorg-smash · 2 years ago

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@simping-4-voldemort, this seems right up your street.

@celestemagnoliathewriter, why do you introduce me to these people?

#really guys #who comes up with this crap #hellsite #fanficboosterclub #fanficspouses #fanfic kills

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amid-fandoms · 10 months ago

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"so the dog is a capitalist-"

"YES AND I WON AND THEN I GOT TO MEET THE MAYOR-"

#what is thiS STORY #honestly im starting to feel for dan thinking all he does is LIE cause what the heck #but also can he realistically come up with this crap on the spot or did he just have a wild ass childhood who knows #dan and phil #dnp #amazingphil #daniel howell

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icewindandboringhorror · 4 months ago

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It's always interesting to hear about people's weird/unexpected "alternate life paths". Like, something that you could have done with your life, a job you almost took, a school you almost went to, etc - that was still actually realistic enough that it could have happened, but NOW it seems to not suit your current personality.

Like for example, I currently hate advertising (how manipulative it is, brands trying to be 'relatable', social media amplifying it to an obnoxious extreme, etc.) so much that even seeing a little ad before a youtube video is grating to even witness, but there was a point in time where I was genuinely seriously considering going into marketing/making commercials as a career lol. Or like, I have a relative who was very inclined to be a pastor when they were younger, even though today they're a super strong atheist, etc. etc.

#BECAUSE I knew I really liked filming and editing things and doing set design and costume design (from having done little bits of that #here and there in media classes and my own stuff - i used to be a lot more into making videos than I am now). BUT I was always thinking #that a movie is WAAY to big and long. even a short film. So I was trying to think of ways I could still like #have the fun of scouting locations to film and dressing up actors and etc. etc. without it having to be a Huge Million Dollar Production #on tv show or movie level. SO then I was thinking about like... just doing commercials. Or music videos. Like shorter things where I still #get the fun of the filming and everything but it's less of an intensive long term project.#So there is an alternate version of me (I suppose if i somehow did not end up having physical and mental health issues #as badly somehow.. or like.. randomly came into wealth and was able to pay my way through a nice college despite missing #days constantly being out because I'm sick or something lol) that works in some corporate advertising office coming up with commercials #and directing or filming them or doing the sets for them or something in that general vicinity.#I also was considering being a corporate psychologist. or whatever its called.. oh from google:#''Industrial and organizational (I/O) psychologists study and assess individual group and organization dynamics in the workplace''#I don't think I even knew what the job entailed. I was at the time just thinking like.. the type of person that comes into a business offic #and gives everyone personality assessments or does MBTI or big-5 testing crap for whatever reason that some businesses get that #done for people. Really i just wanted to be in a Corporate Big Office setting yet still do psychology. Because I used to be really fixated #on living in a big city. Like the ideas of everything being walkable. picking up a coffee in the morning. walking to my job in a Big #Skyscraper Building. people watching in a huge hotel lobby for lunch. flying frequently (I love airplanes and airports aesthetically).#living in an apartment with a giant window overlooking the city. etc. etc. BUT that was before i had really BEEN to a city. Then I actually #hung around a city a few times and went places and I was like... AUGh... The Sensory Overwhelm.. cars people lights loudness noise scary #everything happening all at once. etc. etc. (though even when I wanted to live in a city i NEVER strove for the Night Life. when i say I #enjoy city imagery I mean like... in the day time. Many people who like cities talk about The Night Life and post pictures of cities all #lit up at night and clubs and dancing and restaurants. none of that EVER appealed to me. perhaps a sign I am not a real city person. Like #I am NOT standing in a crowded bar full of loud people in the middle of the night lol.. get AWAY from me!!) but I do adore the #architecture of like bright white clean sterile modern spaces like huge airport lobbies or malls or etc. I think thats what reminded me of #city and what I liked about the idea of that life. Like I always LOVED the layout of schools and hospitals and trainstations and public #transport in general. Though even then I knew enough that I would not be a good architect/city planner. so I guess my adoration for those #spaces was merely to be channeled into LIVING there. but then I realized I didn't even really want to do that that much. I mean I still #definitely aim to live NEAR a city. like the little areas outside of it. I would never live in a rural place 4 hours from anything. I liter #ally just COULDNT since I need close access to hospitals sometimes lol. But I used to want to live in the CENTER of citites like high rise #condo. and now I'm like.... eh....... perhaps a smaller quieter walkable space nearby lol.. ANYWAY.. alternate me in my Business Suit eheh

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petricorah · 1 year ago

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#i have two comics that are close to done and dont know which one to finish #ones oblivious pining and the others joking about dating the blue spirit #also i have tickets to see the ATLA concert tomorrow?!? im so excited #ahh i have so many zukka comics planned but im not sure which one to start on next #ones a longer post canon one about sokka drinking cactus juice and confessing and zuko doesnt know how to say he feels the same when sokka #puts his life on the line for him #another is the 'do you regret it' betrothal one thats not really angsty #one's a redo of my tea shop au with sokka being the college kid who comes in to work lte at night #ones a canon one about zuko getting sick and not knowing how to trust the gaang #i really like that one but its not really shippy #and then more. so. many more that i dont know which to start #hajsjdj #notmyart #CRAP I NEED TO SET UP MY STORE #i might just accept that maybe ill take a loss this first time and do it before i cant anymore. just do the easiest platform and just Go

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livvyofthelake · 12 days ago

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got so scared of The Movie i was like shaking and nervous like that one gif of that cat. or dylan o’brien in love and monsters. anyway. put on my beautiful wife once upon a time <3 season 4 naturally… they said what if prince charming was a corrupt cop… and what if regina yelled at this ten year old kid about something he did when. he was. older... god can you imagine being august ouat

#man had to go through a portal at like. age seven to a completely different universe. and take care of the baby princess savior while also #learning the completely different rules of this new world. and he’s 7 mind you. and his name’s pinocchio. so THATS a whole other problem he #has to deal with. and then because he’s SEVEN. he can’t take care of a fucking BABY and he leaves her with their foster parents and tries to #keep tabs on her as she grows up. but he kinda does a crap job. and she ends up pregnant in prison yikes!#but 28 years after landing in this world he finds a way to come back and help her realize her destiny. but he turns back into WOOD #and then when magic is restored to the town he becomes an animate puppet man again and he can move and talk again but hes still made of wood #and then he is MURDERED by a beautiful insane woman who hates him because he robbed her one time #and then he is brought back from the brink of death by the blue fairy AGAIN but turned into a child again #mind you the man was like 35 surely #and then he’s a child again and has to become best friends with his former best friend’s SON.#and then like two years into being a child for the second time he gets turned BACK into his adult self #and IMMEDIATELY they torture him for information about a storybook. wild stuff #you had to be there

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weedle-testaburger · 1 year ago

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nobody:

james somerton: