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nectarishes · 1 month ago

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witch hat doodle hashtag DUMP

#witch hat atelier #not tagging everyone idgaf this is my vent space for my mind and no one else because my apple pencil died out after 5 faithful years #it was the first ever model my apple pencil charged sticking straight out the ipad pussy and i already miss her and also all my art shit is #packed away and kind of a hassle to get to so im stuck with notebook and pencil and highlighters #ill probably come back and delete this later when the shame returns but it felt right to notify anyone who actually keeps up with this blog #that i wont have any digital art for a while #those future arkco designs were what I last drew before it crapped out #the agott is kinda based off ollys concept art

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scootkiddo · 4 months ago

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corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture and this picture

#so there’s this guy who develops a strong emotional attachment to a young girl #and as good a place that might come from it is also a place that is both biased and self-serving #so when this guy is told to not interfere with this girl’s circumstances he lets his heart drive him #a heart that beats so deeply whether this girl will like it or not #and when crap hits the fan and all heck break loose the guy is left to one resort #covering up the truth #not to acolyte post on main but I needed to purge somewhere #on the third day joel miller came back from the dead and his name is now master sol #the acolyte #the acolyte spoilers #joel miller #master sol #the last of us

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camgoloud · 5 months ago

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he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care

#sorry this is fucking UNINTELLIGIBLE but unfortunately i’m still on my bullshit about dr. daddyissues. yeah it’s gonna be all month #i am rotating episode 2.8 ‘the mistake’ in my head at breakneck speed. i am gnawing on it i want to swallow it #oh he’s such a lying liar who lies. charming little bastard. would rather die/lose his license than express one wholly unaffected emotion #‘he thinks not giving a crap makes him like house. like it’s something to aspire to’ quick question HOW serious do the daddy issues have to #be before you start latching on to fucking GREGORY HOUSE as a paternal figure and role model. really #even cameron is not down this bad. even WILSON is not down this bad.#the daddy issues of it all are very understandable though because even setting aside whatever went down back in childhood that shit his #father did to him in seasons 1-2 is SO messed up. jesus #imagine traveling all the way across the world to the hospital your son works in for a consult which confirms what you already knew: you’re #going to die of cancer in like 2 months. making a whole point out of stopping by to visit your son. not telling him what’s going on.#letting him spend a whole episode’s worth of time gradually coming to terms with his complicated feelings towards you (complicated on #account of a whole childhood of objectively awful parenting). the kid finally is able to try reaching back out to you. after YOU initiated #the contact in the first place. how do you react? well obviously by telling him ‘oh sorry i actually have to get in a taxi right now’ and #fucking back off to the other side of the world without giving him a chance to actually talk to you at all and resolve any of the emotions #you just dredged up. oh by the way you still haven’t fucking told him you’re about to die and in fact actively mislead him into thinking #he’s going to have the chance to try meeting with you again next time he visits your home country.#especially fucked up given that the whole reason it DID take your son so long to come around THIS time is that he feels like every time #he’s tried reaching out to you in the past you’ve just disappointed him by refusing to put in the effort to meet him there.#And Now Here We Are Again.#rowan what the FUCK is wrong with you. i want to dig you up and kill you again #house md #robert chase #caseyposting

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knightwhoisni · 3 months ago

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*drifter seeing the protoframe they'll romance for the first time voice* i think i hauve the infestation

#ni blabs #warframe #warframe spoilers #warframe 1999 #(obv only counts for drifters who are doing the romance system lol)#it's 3 am i'm allowed to come up with stupider post ideas than usual #god imagine what a drifter who will romance someone is gonna go through #like they're preparing to time travel and risk The Wally Zone b/c the fate of the solar system is at stake or whatever #fully expecting never-ending nightmare scenarios and danger forever #then they get there #and boom. Hot People.#bonus silly round: *love interest of choice* is drifter's first crush #they have absolutely no clue what is going on with them (look they haven't had much time to (re?)learn the ropes after leaving duviri)#(new war and dealing with the origin system's crap and all)#so for a bit they actually think they've been infected until they get it in their head that. no. that's just a crush you nimrod.#bonus bonus silly round: operator is (somehow) keeping tabs on the situation from across time and space and is just absolutely baffled #by how their older counterpart is acting #*operator voice* Are They Stupid #this is a dumb tangent okay i'm going to bed now goodnight mr.coconut

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mystiquedrops · 1 month ago

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When you try to think out the box but then it backfires as the thought is SO bad and OOC, you literally just lock it in the box until you forget it:

(I tried to think differently from the usual because, that's just kinda what I do- and came up with the most strangest concept ever.. I myself dislike it for many reasons, so therefore I will keep it in me until I forget about it or something- 😶)

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ratwars · 2 years ago

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If the PM had somehow been the primary target of all of these plots instead of the ADA I firmly believe half of the situations could have been solved with Kajii. I understand he isn't popular but listen there is a reason he is who they pull out first with a hat trick when shit gets real.

#like PM roundtable meeting have we tried bombing Fukuchi? no? Lets send Kajii #prison arc. easy peasy Kajii. you can just put him in prison for other reasons if he didnt get jailed in place of Dazai then you only have #to sneak the lemon bombs in #this is assuming the ADA gets vamped in this reverse situation instead of the PM #but you know who wouldnt hesitate to bomb the crap out some vamps to death? Kajii. look it isnt what you want but you cant deny it would be #effective #he is isnt even one of my faves but I have to admit as long as he isnt giving his philosophical rants and getting distracted by his own ego #dude is effective af yeah?#bsd kajii #bsd #also dont ask me how he literally would solve the prison arc because i legit was just thinking you know who could have already killed #fyodor if Fyodor can be killed? Kajii. also his bombs arent the ability so all those anti ability walls can still be blown up by his #bombs then. checkmate.#thank you for coming to my crack ada pm swap au ted talk

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octothinq · 2 months ago

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You know I don't think I agree with April first being Sampo Koski's birthday. As much as I would love for him to be an april baby like me it just doesn't feel right. April first. Yeah I get why people would immediately choose that date. I mean it's right there. Fools day. Pretty easy pick. But I don't think that's right. was he born to be a fool. Was that his only option. Did he have a choice in this. That's why I don't agree with April first being his birthday. You know that's a very popular date. Very obvious. It's a date you always hear a lot of. A date where you're told a prank might be played on you. That wouldn't make the prank fun anymore. Because you were told to be wary of a prank today so you were expecting it when it did happen. Which isn't the point of a prank. The goal usually is to surprise and confuse. can't do either if you're already expecting something. Anyway my point is April first is too predictable of a birthday for Sampo. October 27th. That's a date I just thought of. A random date to me that means nothing. It was the first thing that came to mind. So that's his birthday now.

#who give a crap. none of you care. i just started rambling because i just woke up.#also i just looked it up and oct 8th is also national black cat day. and also three other thing but idgaf.#honkai star rail #hsr #sampo hsr #hsr sampo #sampo koski #oh i said oct 8th. thats not right. not even close. where did thay come from.#well i just looked at oct 8th and its national salmon day so i guess that can also be his birthday because salmon's are cool.

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rawr-gorg-smash · 2 years ago

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@simping-4-voldemort, this seems right up your street.

@celestemagnoliathewriter, why do you introduce me to these people?

#really guys #who comes up with this crap #hellsite #fanficboosterclub #fanficspouses #fanfic kills

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amid-fandoms · 7 months ago

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"so the dog is a capitalist-"

"YES AND I WON AND THEN I GOT TO MEET THE MAYOR-"

#what is thiS STORY #honestly im starting to feel for dan thinking all he does is LIE cause what the heck #but also can he realistically come up with this crap on the spot or did he just have a wild ass childhood who knows #dan and phil #dnp #amazingphil #daniel howell

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petricorah · 9 months ago

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#i have two comics that are close to done and dont know which one to finish #ones oblivious pining and the others joking about dating the blue spirit #also i have tickets to see the ATLA concert tomorrow?!? im so excited #ahh i have so many zukka comics planned but im not sure which one to start on next #ones a longer post canon one about sokka drinking cactus juice and confessing and zuko doesnt know how to say he feels the same when sokka #puts his life on the line for him #another is the 'do you regret it' betrothal one thats not really angsty #one's a redo of my tea shop au with sokka being the college kid who comes in to work lte at night #ones a canon one about zuko getting sick and not knowing how to trust the gaang #i really like that one but its not really shippy #and then more. so. many more that i dont know which to start #hajsjdj #notmyart #CRAP I NEED TO SET UP MY STORE #i might just accept that maybe ill take a loss this first time and do it before i cant anymore. just do the easiest platform and just Go

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weedle-testaburger · 9 months ago

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nobody:

james somerton:

#personal crap #james somerton #I CAN'T BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY THINKS HE CAN COME BACK FROM THIS LMAO #like dude you're a plagarist who made shit up and took people's money. you can't just go back to posting your videos now we know that

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icewindandboringhorror · 14 days ago

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It's always interesting to hear about people's weird/unexpected "alternate life paths". Like, something that you could have done with your life, a job you almost took, a school you almost went to, etc - that was still actually realistic enough that it could have happened, but NOW it seems to not suit your current personality.

Like for example, I currently hate advertising (how manipulative it is, brands trying to be 'relatable', social media amplifying it to an obnoxious extreme, etc.) so much that even seeing a little ad before a youtube video is grating to even witness, but there was a point in time where I was genuinely seriously considering going into marketing/making commercials as a career lol. Or like, I have a relative who was very inclined to be a pastor when they were younger, even though today they're a super strong atheist, etc. etc.

#BECAUSE I knew I really liked filming and editing things and doing set design and costume design (from having done little bits of that #here and there in media classes and my own stuff - i used to be a lot more into making videos than I am now). BUT I was always thinking #that a movie is WAAY to big and long. even a short film. So I was trying to think of ways I could still like #have the fun of scouting locations to film and dressing up actors and etc. etc. without it having to be a Huge Million Dollar Production #on tv show or movie level. SO then I was thinking about like... just doing commercials. Or music videos. Like shorter things where I still #get the fun of the filming and everything but it's less of an intensive long term project.#So there is an alternate version of me (I suppose if i somehow did not end up having physical and mental health issues #as badly somehow.. or like.. randomly came into wealth and was able to pay my way through a nice college despite missing #days constantly being out because I'm sick or something lol) that works in some corporate advertising office coming up with commercials #and directing or filming them or doing the sets for them or something in that general vicinity.#I also was considering being a corporate psychologist. or whatever its called.. oh from google:#''Industrial and organizational (I/O) psychologists study and assess individual group and organization dynamics in the workplace''#I don't think I even knew what the job entailed. I was at the time just thinking like.. the type of person that comes into a business offic #and gives everyone personality assessments or does MBTI or big-5 testing crap for whatever reason that some businesses get that #done for people. Really i just wanted to be in a Corporate Big Office setting yet still do psychology. Because I used to be really fixated #on living in a big city. Like the ideas of everything being walkable. picking up a coffee in the morning. walking to my job in a Big #Skyscraper Building. people watching in a huge hotel lobby for lunch. flying frequently (I love airplanes and airports aesthetically).#living in an apartment with a giant window overlooking the city. etc. etc. BUT that was before i had really BEEN to a city. Then I actually #hung around a city a few times and went places and I was like... AUGh... The Sensory Overwhelm.. cars people lights loudness noise scary #everything happening all at once. etc. etc. (though even when I wanted to live in a city i NEVER strove for the Night Life. when i say I #enjoy city imagery I mean like... in the day time. Many people who like cities talk about The Night Life and post pictures of cities all #lit up at night and clubs and dancing and restaurants. none of that EVER appealed to me. perhaps a sign I am not a real city person. Like #I am NOT standing in a crowded bar full of loud people in the middle of the night lol.. get AWAY from me!!) but I do adore the #architecture of like bright white clean sterile modern spaces like huge airport lobbies or malls or etc. I think thats what reminded me of #city and what I liked about the idea of that life. Like I always LOVED the layout of schools and hospitals and trainstations and public #transport in general. Though even then I knew enough that I would not be a good architect/city planner. so I guess my adoration for those #spaces was merely to be channeled into LIVING there. but then I realized I didn't even really want to do that that much. I mean I still #definitely aim to live NEAR a city. like the little areas outside of it. I would never live in a rural place 4 hours from anything. I liter #ally just COULDNT since I need close access to hospitals sometimes lol. But I used to want to live in the CENTER of citites like high rise #condo. and now I'm like.... eh....... perhaps a smaller quieter walkable space nearby lol.. ANYWAY.. alternate me in my Business Suit eheh

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idiosyncraticrednebula · 7 months ago

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I love Naveen as both a character and a fictional crush, respectively, but I find his fandom to be quite... insufferable.

#txt #not even gonna tag him in this i don't want them to come over #you can be appreciating any other disney guy and they will be all like “well he's the finest and best-”#nobody asked #no other group of disney stans does this but them 💀#and they will put other disney guys down too #don't get me wrong. he IS one of the best and hottest disney princes. he's in my top 3 of disney baes #but his stans are too annoying. i'm sorry #i came across a screenshot on pinterest and it pissed me off #they'll probably be like “oh look who's mad :(”. shut up mate 💀#i'm not making this crap up. not even flynn stans are like this. they are actually nicer #also the same people who tend to really like him like that and put other disney men down are the same people who bash ariel and heroines #similar to her #they are the obi wan stans of the disney community

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rachel-bloom · 3 months ago

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oh you don't excessively go to concerts in your late 20s? you must've not grown up with "friends" who never accompanied you to one because they did not frequently listen to the artist

#no bc you don't understand #up until last year i did not go to any concerts at all except for a few exceptions because i didnt have anyone to go with #and i didnt want to be the lonely weirdo #but when sabrina came to cologne last year and i met up with these girls who im still in contact with i started to feel this intense regret #of all the years i have wasted not going to fun things #bc no one would come with me and now im getting to know new people and giving a crap about my anxiety and it's truly just such a healing #thing to let yourself experience these beautiful moments #inspite of being alone or going there with completely random people #ive also been completely alone at one it was kinda awkward before the concert but once the artist was on the stage i was so happy that i we #nt

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weedle-testaburger · 9 months ago

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not me suddenly realising just a day by feeder has future steven vibes

#personal crap #how come it ended up like this... and who's gonna catch me when I'm coming down to hit the ground again?#all by myself... and i don't wanna drag you down hold you down 'cause you're a friend..#i blame myself...#i do this sometimes sorry

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northwestofinsanity · 3 months ago

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I do not like having to go to the DMV… I do not like it at all.

#pardon my insanity #this has been a week of facing things that I do not like #large and busy airports (kudos to CVG for getting me through TSA real fast and making that part nearly pain-free though)#all the *escalators* in said airport #(I get severe vertigo on escalators… I do not like them -especially going down)#(this was actually the first time I’ve managed to get on a downward escalator since before Covid lockdowns)#went to the dentist for something a little more invasive than a typical checkup less than two hours after getting home Monday…#…the dentist made the airport seem like a cake walk #(usually not fearful of the dentist… but that’s the first time I’ve had to have novocaine shot in my cheeks and that was weird)#and then the DMV was such a pain yesterday (and online instructions prior to were different than there so I had to leave and come back)#…DMV successfully made Monday’s dental procedure feel easy!#and now tomorrow I have to wrangle my cat who is terrified of the vet *back* there because five weeks and her ear infection won’t go away #and listen to her hyperventilate and try to dig her way out of the carrier the whole drive up (which scares the ever-loving crap out of me)#she does that on Gabapentin too -it’s that bad

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