#personal crap

[weedle-testaburger]

I have hired this Cybermat to stare at you

[whinypuppi]

thinking about satoru gojo thrusting in and out of you without mercy—not even giving you a chance to breathe as two of his fingers are stuffed down your throat and you're forced to choke on them. he has an absolute death grip on your hair and refuses to let go, craning your neck up so you stare into his eyes as he fucks you.

when he hears you constantly groan and mumble on his fingers, he finally lets you greedily intake air and speak your peace. “*huff* 'toruuu—please...gotta go s'bad. c-can't hold it!.. *huff*”

“isnt that just too damn bad, huh, sweetheart? you've been—hah...cockblocking me all day.” he struggles to get his words out with how fucking tight your little cunt is that hugs him so well with each sloppy thrust. and aren't you just breathtaking? (literally.)

“noooo! ca—can't...that isn't f-air...” your voice cracks as his thumb goes down to abuse your clit which makes you writhe under him as overstimulation takes ahold of you. “it's more than fair. think twice next time, angel.”

what your too-broken mind doesn't realize is that he gets off to your suffering, panting and muttering all sorts of disgusting things in your ear as he slaps your ass and only continues. “g-go if you must, pretty. 'm not stopping anytime soon.”

this makes you choke out another broken sob as fresh tears run down your cheeks—the uncomfortable mix of embarrassment and arousal overcoming you as you let out a gut-wrenching scream and finally piss and cum all over his cock, (i'm nasty as fuck for this) panting as your eyes roll back.

“there we go. that w-wasn't too bad, right, pretty? 'm almost there myself. just a few more hours.” he inhales deeply, and you almost swear he likes the scent of your pee. that's probably just an intrusive thought, but the of it makes your stomach churn. whether in a 'it-gives-me-butterflies' way or a 'that-makes-me-sick-to-my-stomach' way, you weren't sure.

AHHHH THIS WAS SO GROSS IM SORRY I JUST NEEDED TO GET MY THOUGHTS OUT AND IVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY INFATUATED WITH GOJO

school and overall life has been KICKING MY ASS so i do apologize this wasn't what i normally write and it's on the shorter side ♡

also i swear to FUCK if you guys don't start requesting i'll like quit tumblr and never feel motivated (* >ω<)

but thanks for reading!!! xoxo from creep!

[fanfic-inator795]

Also, the villain in this gave me “Devil from the Cuphead Show energy”, and considering this is the second time I’ve used that phrase, I REALLY need a better way of describing this certain archetype :p

[me-kaidan]

For the first time in over 10 years, I got back to drawing. I thought I would never do that again in my life. I really thought so. So thank you, OwlGame, for Rouge Trader and for creating Heinrix, which resulted in me picking back my pencil. Even though I feel like I have to learn everything from scratch, and I know I suck, and maybe I will always be awful at drawing but it still feels amazing to be able to draw and enjoy it once more.

[greypetrel]

As many has already said: I do not draw fanart just because the popularity of the media I'm fanarting. I'll draw Dragon Age if I want to, just for me and "my 3 readers" (ILY all <3). If I draw it less, it's because lack of time and my brain being focused on an original story that I like. That's all. What happened at BioWare is sad and horribly frustrating, but hey. We can keep playing together in the big sandbox of the internet.

Our love for a media doesn't stop for lack of new content. Or there wouldn't be university classes focused on books written by authors dead by centuries.

We'll honour and keep those stories and characters alive in our own way, and that's the best compliment we could give to the people who made it.

Languages are dead when nobody speaks them in common life anymore, if nobody uses them and twists them. A live language is a language that changes with use. Art is a language, in that sense. We think and engage and love a product, and thus we keep it alive.

DA is not dead until we say it is.

[slithergaunt]

I spend my life being chill and quiet, but Colored shirts and little paddles? Are you fucking with me right now? Are you fucking kidding me? This is the opposition? This spineless, useless act of timid, weak, noncommittal, quiet, polite disagreement to an actual, real authoritarian regime?

A chance to challenge and humiliate IN PERSON the man who threatens to destroy the country as we know it, and you can't be bothered to COUGH when he tries to speak? You cowards, you unbearable, cringing, whining, flaccid, wet rags. You couldn't be more pathetic if you tried.

Millions of lives are on the line, and you can't find the meager courage required to yell "go fuck yourself" to this wrinkly, foul, fascist piece of shit? A chance to say something, ANYTHING, in opposition to this idiotic tyrant, and you do fuck-all.

We're supposed to rally behind THIS? A bunch of craven chucklefucks afraid to be RUDE when people are about to die in droves from poverty, disease, and government neglect? I'm sick of it! Sick of it all! Sick of this farce! Get off your asses and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

No more zingers! No more dunks! No more gotchas! If I see one more headline like "Hillary 'SHREDS' Trump with this scathing response" I'm gonna puke blood. You are not shredding shit, no dictator has ever been struck down by a rival politician's funny comeback. We need sticks and fucking stones.

[aleksa-sims]

🖤🖤🖤

I tested some new skinoverlays. My Simself looks so pretty now. I really love it, so I gave Ana (my sisters's simself) the same skin, but she doesn’t look like Ana anymore. 😫 I'll try to fix that. Everyone else looks exactly the same as before, just "better" somehow. I'll show you later a pic of Ana. Let’s see if I can get her as she looked before. So typical Ana, she is always........... a "special case". 😉

To be honest, I haven’t had any motivation to play Sims or work on my story lately. Maybe some of you noticed that I was tired, especially the way I write. Without emotions and totally uncreative in my opinion. But somehow I got the desire to play again and just have fun with my sims. I would like to jump right into my game and get started. 😊But I have to postpone that until later. My annoying mother will drop round later. 😫I have to clean up my apartment a bit, bcs my mother loves to criticize me. And Nico left me with a mess this morning, I have to clean it up before she comes! It’s really stressing me out, but my Mom doesn’t get it, even though she knows how hard I’m working on certain things right now. Anyway, wish me luck.😬 No, just kidding. I mean, I hope she doesn’t stay long. Sometimes she just starts cleaning when she's here. As if my home was totally dirty, which is not the case! Bcs, I’ve become a... cleaning freak like her. Anyway. I’m sorry for everyone who read this crap. Actually I just wanted to explain why I have nothing to post. I meant my storyposts.

[shinymoonbraixen]

My brother when he wins literally anything

[beanmom]

Yesterday I bought like $40 worth of bird seed (not as much bird seed as you might think, bleh, but to be fair I did buy the good stuff with no shells and with little dried grubs and berries mixed in) and this morning before sunrise I scattered two scoops of it on the deck, and now the birds are finding it.

I've already seen house finches and tufted titmice and black-capped chickadees and I'm trying to suppress my autism because I can tell my husband is not interested in me announcing every new bird who comes to visit. But I'm happy to have little visits from happy birdies grabbing peanuts and seeds and flying away to munch them up. I'm so lonely today missing my kids and presents and celebration, and the birds help. So I'm telling you about the birdies and sparing him.

Here’s the Fred cat relaxing with some birdTV:

[vlenbatbat]

ENCONTRE EL PIN D MINI SIMON QUE HIZE EL AÑO PASADO 😭😭😭

[weedle-testaburger]

You know, since it's Pride Month (and also I miss them), I feel like reminding everyone how fucking important Ruby and Sapphire were.

The way they were both unambiguously conceived as queer characters and let the writers make an established character queer retroactively. The fact that as soon as they share the screen, they immediately show how in love they are, without any ambiguity to please the censors, and they do that almost every episode they're in.

How their relationship isn't always 100% perfect, and they do conflict and fall out, but make up in the end because they genuinely love each other. How they were allowed to be iconic parts of the show, not just through being the focus of two of its most famous songs (Stronger Than You and Here Comes A Thought) but also through the book version of The Answer.

The fact they got the first gay kiss...

...and the first gay wedding in the history of kid's TV.

The way their reception showed networks that yes, people do enjoy media with queer characters, and so they contributed to many other series with prominent LGBTQ characters getting greenlit.

I honestly don't think it's exaggerating to say they're among the most important queer characters in the history of fiction for all that. And people need to say it more, and demand stuff like them more.

[wahroh]

While kung foo fighting . . .

[fanfic-inator795]

New Chikorita! ^v^

Latest collection count: 20! 💚🎉

[greypetrel]

Pro-tip for any person wanting to learn to draw or get better at it.

A handbook that confuses teaching you a certain style with teaching you to draw ONE single character, is not a good book.

[slithergaunt]

No disability for me. Judge didn't buy my neurologist or my psychiatrist's opinions on my condition. Apparently I was "very lucid and coherent during the hearing" so I guess I should've acted crazier, shakier, and more forgetful?

Apparently my hand tremors and epilepsy and manic depression and the sedation from my medications simply isn't enough to stop me from being able to make sandwiches, thus I'm fine. Yes, sandwich maker was the only possible example the judge gave of stuff I can still be good at. I'm sure my non-stop shaky hands, my epilepsy with the still unknown cause and the fact that I'm forced to take 3 hour naps daily wouldn't get in the way of me making a livable wage making fuckin sandwiches.

I plan on doing an appeal, but God knows how long that'll take. And God knows if I'll even be eligible for ANY form of benefits like Medicaid if Elno Skum and his teenage flunkies have unrestricted say over where the money goes.

Guess I'll take a fuckin nap.

[darcylightninglewis]

I put a bunch of stuff that didn't fit in my luggage that I wanted from my Dad's house on a chair in a corner and labeled it with a fucking post it note.

Evidently, my uncle missed this, moved it to sit down and now it looks like the majority of it was sold or thrown out in the estate sale.

On one hand, it's stuff. I've lived this long without it. On the other, it's mostly sentimental stuff, a blanket my mom knit, a painting she commissioned that was in her room. My american girl doll stuff that I want to give to my niece.