#personal crap

[weedle-testaburger]

stupid joke aside, usamericans i am so sorry and i hope you fight off that fascist orange cuntflap asap

[whinypuppi]

thinking about satoru gojo thrusting in and out of you without mercy—not even giving you a chance to breathe as two of his fingers are stuffed down your throat and you're forced to choke on them. he has an absolute death grip on your hair and refuses to let go, craning your neck up so you stare into his eyes as he fucks you.

when he hears you constantly groan and mumble on his fingers, he finally lets you greedily intake air and speak your peace. “*huff* 'toruuu—please...gotta go s'bad. c-can't hold it!.. *huff*”

“isnt that just too damn bad, huh, sweetheart? you've been—hah...cockblocking me all day.” he struggles to get his words out with how fucking tight your little cunt is that hugs him so well with each sloppy thrust. and aren't you just breathtaking? (literally.)

“noooo! ca—can't...that isn't f-air...” your voice cracks as his thumb goes down to abuse your clit which makes you writhe under him as overstimulation takes ahold of you. “it's more than fair. think twice next time, angel.”

what your too-broken mind doesn't realize is that he gets off to your suffering, panting and muttering all sorts of disgusting things in your ear as he slaps your ass and only continues. “g-go if you must, pretty. 'm not stopping anytime soon.”

this makes you choke out another broken sob as fresh tears run down your cheeks—the uncomfortable mix of embarrassment and arousal overcoming you as you let out a gut-wrenching scream and finally piss and cum all over his cock, (i'm nasty as fuck for this) panting as your eyes roll back.

“there we go. that w-wasn't too bad, right, pretty? 'm almost there myself. just a few more hours.” he inhales deeply, and you almost swear he likes the scent of your pee. that's probably just an intrusive thought, but the of it makes your stomach churn. whether in a 'it-gives-me-butterflies' way or a 'that-makes-me-sick-to-my-stomach' way, you weren't sure.

AHHHH THIS WAS SO GROSS IM SORRY I JUST NEEDED TO GET MY THOUGHTS OUT AND IVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY INFATUATED WITH GOJO

school and overall life has been KICKING MY ASS so i do apologize this wasn't what i normally write and it's on the shorter side ♡

also i swear to FUCK if you guys don't start requesting i'll like quit tumblr and never feel motivated (* >ω<)

but thanks for reading!!! xoxo from creep!

[fanfic-inator795]

The pack has accepted their new knitted sibling 💚

[me-kaidan]

For the first time in over 10 years, I got back to drawing. I thought I would never do that again in my life. I really thought so. So thank you, OwlGame, for Rouge Trader and for creating Heinrix, which resulted in me picking back my pencil. Even though I feel like I have to learn everything from scratch, and I know I suck, and maybe I will always be awful at drawing but it still feels amazing to be able to draw and enjoy it once more.

[greypetrel]

Ok, today as I work I pressed play on a 90s Italian movie taken from a fairy tail. Fantaghirò. Full italian production, the princess dresses herself as a men to become a knight and end a war, falls in love with the enemy prince.

I watched it as a child, and I remember it was trash but...

At the birth of the princess, the White Witch (fairy?) foresees that she'll be the true heir of the king, in spite being a girl. The King of course orders her execution. Instead of you know. Vanishing in thin air as she arrived there, the Witch turns into a white rat. And runs away. As a rat. The king luckily has two convenient chests full of cats in the throne room to solve the problem (the problem doesn't get solved).

Other valid methods to predict the future: read the colours in the flame that a random person in the court spits. There are, apparently, male coloured flames, and female coloured flames. (but it's not blue and pink so there's that). Another very effective way is to throw a bunch of snakes in front of you other two daughters, scaring them.

The king raises the princess, Fantaghirò, who is a tomboy. To punish her for speaking back to him, as a child, the king decides to use the Montessori method. And has little Fantaghirò spend the night down a dry well in the courtyard.

I am having the time of my life, this is marvellous and the costume are unironically so pretty. Further updates later.

[shinymoonbraixen]

My brother when he wins literally anything

[beanmom]

Yesterday I bought like $40 worth of bird seed (not as much bird seed as you might think, bleh, but to be fair I did buy the good stuff with no shells and with little dried grubs and berries mixed in) and this morning before sunrise I scattered two scoops of it on the deck, and now the birds are finding it.

I've already seen house finches and tufted titmice and black-capped chickadees and I'm trying to suppress my autism because I can tell my husband is not interested in me announcing every new bird who comes to visit. But I'm happy to have little visits from happy birdies grabbing peanuts and seeds and flying away to munch them up. I'm so lonely today missing my kids and presents and celebration, and the birds help. So I'm telling you about the birdies and sparing him.

Here’s the Fred cat relaxing with some birdTV:

[vlenbatbat]

ENCONTRE EL PIN D MINI SIMON QUE HIZE EL AÑO PASADO 😭😭😭

[wahroh]

While kung foo fighting . . .

[donutcats]

ao3 going down RIGHT as I'm about to read the last chapter in a longfic oh... I'm about to rip the floorboards up with my bare hands

[weedle-testaburger]

You know, since it's Pride Month (and also I miss them), I feel like reminding everyone how fucking important Ruby and Sapphire were.

The way they were both unambiguously conceived as queer characters and let the writers make an established character queer retroactively. The fact that as soon as they share the screen, they immediately show how in love they are, without any ambiguity to please the censors, and they do that almost every episode they're in.

How their relationship isn't always 100% perfect, and they do conflict and fall out, but make up in the end because they genuinely love each other. How they were allowed to be iconic parts of the show, not just through being the focus of two of its most famous songs (Stronger Than You and Here Comes A Thought) but also through the book version of The Answer.

The fact they got the first gay kiss...

...and the first gay wedding in the history of kid's TV.

The way their reception showed networks that yes, people do enjoy media with queer characters, and so they contributed to many other series with prominent LGBTQ characters getting greenlit.

I honestly don't think it's exaggerating to say they're among the most important queer characters in the history of fiction for all that. And people need to say it more, and demand stuff like them more.

[princessstabbity]

As a long time Dragon Age fan I want to love Veilguard. But as I play I don't feel excited like I did when I played 2 and Inquisition for the first time. Yeah I played just 7 hours and I will continue soon. But I just don't know. Maybe I'll restart with a new character. lol

But for now I'll replay the Silent Hill 2 remake.

[fanfic-inator795]

For as much as I typically gravitate towards "wholesome/sad dads" and "protective older siblings" as some of my favorite characters, Tess pointed out last night that "over the top, fruity but also kinda pathetic royal" is also apparently a type of character we both tend to enjoy.

And you know what? She's not wrong, I love these loser royals

[daesanghyeok]

hi, just wanted to let you all know i will probably not be super active for a while. i'm dealing with some personal stuff atm and don't have a ton of energy rn. but if you message me i'll try to respond as quickly as i can ❤️

[greypetrel]

Is it too snob from me to decide not to read the Nth myth retelling because, albeit not being called a feminist one (THANK YOU):

Puts Robert Graves in the sources (amongst other reliable names - Graves is not a reliable one I'm sorry at least Ovid spoke of his own culture)

The summary quotes "Hephaestus is the only deity who works".

I don't like the "Not like other XXX" as a trope, at all. But stating that in the Greek pantheon only Hephaestus works is... Very superficial, to me. Nothing bad happened that one time Demeter stopped working, uh?

[shinymoonbraixen]

Crappost about stuff

Me: Kendra rules over Jason!

My bro: I've seen you've chosen death.