#which… isn’t funny but it is gay

[hanzajesthanza]

geralt: it’s pride month, company. you know what that means

cahir: huh

cahir: what

cahir: do you want us to find like

cahir: gay ciri

cahir: what

cahir: . . .

[sableeira]

sure ango may have betrayed every organization under the sun but tachihara put in the effort to build up the perfect stereotypical gangstersona and act his silly little heart out for the perfect plot twist so we all know who deserves the award for best port mafia betrayal

[saturnsconstellation]

Rosekiller is Tall but smart & short but fast

[franklyimissparis]

from what i’ve gathered about alex turner as a writer, especially with a lot of his newer stuff (i.e. eycte, tbhc, and the car), is that he very much seems to take the mccartney approach to writing in which he’s writing about approximately 10 different ideas all at once in any given song - and if you think a song is about a person or situation, it probably is at least a little bit.

like he’ll be writing a song and it’ll be about 3 of his ex-gfs, his earliest memories from his childhood, a reflection on fame, an inside joke with a friend, and an homage to an old french film no one’s heard of - all at once.

[james-spooky]

this is a test

[mars-ipan]

i do miss being a little kid and creating the most vividly fucked up stories with my toys that i could

[seilon]

pro: ran into a coworker at a bar last night who I don’t really talk to usually (he works upstairs, I work downstairs) and we talked and im pretty sure we were highkey flirting and he bought me a drink and the bar merch shirt i was interested in and thanks to the power of alcohol i guess i asked for his number and he gladly gave it to me and. yeah

con: i have the second worst hangover i have ever had and have been fighting for my fucking life just to eat saltines

[exopelagic]

I wiped out so hard tonight my KNEES

[emsleyanbluejay]

i think it’s so funny to casually mention that mine and my fiancé’s roommate is my ex because it breaks monogamous people

[caztiel]

the urge to move to sydney i want to be in the bougie oxford street area where all the gay people are

[robotiv]

incredibly grateful that my work bestie is one of my actual besties. we never hung out much before working together but now it’s like, working together is just us hanging out and getting paid for it. getting paid to complain with each other. it’s nice :) (work bestie is one of my bestest friends ever’s cousin. so like. they were already bestie by association (all of us would hang out together) but now they’re work bestie also)

[danidoesathing]

Man if I had a nickel for every canon divergence post-vide noir fic I wrote about Buck have a conversation with a Redmayne brother in the desert with themes of death and the purpose of life I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

[vigilskeep]

so i DID buy morrigan a golden mirror in the marketplace like five minutes after this but zevran then also flirting with me was his doing that’s not my fault

m!aeducan experience making me scream why have i had one woman walk up to me and say if things had been different we would’ve been married and another woman walk up to me and say she’s had my son in the space of two minutes on arriving back in orzammar

[defnotmadie]

a real interaction i had today

me: *plays video of tiktok filter telling me im the queer poc flag* well that’s not me

coworker: well you’re like half poc

me: …im not queer

coworker: oh yeah i forgot

me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT

[mortalfollies]

every time i shop at dangerfield and mum tags along i have to resist the urge to be like “you know this is the fag shop right? i’m shopping here because i’m bisexual.”

[coolshadowtwins]

I really like “Truth Serum” trope in fanficion, particularly in Svsss fanfic because I think it’s can be a number of things- funny, angst, sweet.

HOWEVER, I feel like there isn’t enough where SY gets Truth Serum-ed, and his romantic partner, martial siblings and/or disciples get to see his absolutely unhinged thoughts.

Like, sure, you get a system reveal out of this, but I also think this is funnier if the bit where SY isn’t SJ isn’t revealed makes this so much funnier.

It’s the trial and SY is made to tell the truth, except it’s his whole thought process tumbling out and he just can’t help ‘Peerless Cucumber’ ranting and tearing apart OPM in front of everyone like the internet troll he still is deep down. Yue Qingyuan is just letting this happen.

It’s post canon and Luo Binghe is subjected to his husband’s feral thought process about him, and how great he is, and how he is definitely not gay for marrying him because come on. Look at Binghe.

It’s during the years after the conference and Liu Qingge is having to hold a ranting SY back from making the demons who got them in this mess cry, because SY isn’t going just a little too hard in his rant. Also he keeps saying how pretty LQQ is but how everyone must think that jeez, which is not helping the situation.

It’s at any point and Mu Qingfang is pretending to have a normal conversation with SY, under the cover of getting this truth serum nonsense fixed. Except SY just keeps saying the wildest shit about his health and what he does to manage it and Mu Qingfang just wants him to keep going at this point to learn the medical things that SY would never admit on a normal day.

I know this might sound like a normal fanfic with this trope, but I just feel like I have never seen one where the people who care about SY are forced to witness him being a bastard internet troll that we all know he is.

Anyway if anyone had some fanfic recs, I would love some lol

EDIT: I made a post with the fics that have been rec’ed that can be found here!