Dani - she/her - socially awkward but friendly! My AO3 My Ko-Fi
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Everyone's got that one friend who fades away like a summer breeze.
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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
#'its all in my head' yeah. thats the problem#like if someone was going through organ failure and the doctors go 'oh it's all in your kidneys!' yeah no shit man
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finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche
but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing
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you think im petting you but actually i a,m takig you away
FOR THE LOVW OF GOD HELP ME
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they should really warn you ahead of time about how much of adult life hinges on being able to navigate other Ppls childhoods. Like lot of the time in order to complete a task or even just communicate effectively you need to get a sense of ‘wtf happened to this guy in high school’
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me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...
the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do
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mucho texto i know but i wanted to write a lil thing about how u can treat yourself nice!!
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You Will Ache Like I Ache
Chapter 3: The First Full Day
Chapter 4: Haunted
What if CaitVi season 2 timeskip but It Gets Worse?
based on the art and concept of @astorkes
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