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just so you know i know this dynamic is toxic and i'm not romanticizing it :/ i'm actually sexualizing it

[mars-ipan]

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

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if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe

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caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

[mars-ipan]

roommate wide chore chart was smart but i’m tired now

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"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

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Does anxiety ever make you wanna throw up?

[mars-ipan]

vaginal infections, utis, and extreme ph imbalances are no fucking joke. please wash your goddamn hands before you stick your fingers in someone

[mars-ipan]

why medical care stressful

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will you join me in the war against hayfever. its being mean. I fed you antihistamine what else do you want

o7 war on hayfever i will be there

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mystery scratch i got on my leg a week ago (i think someone’s plaster sculpture bit me?) is finally almost done healing and it’s so itchy

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Do. DDo you like my dice

OH MY GOD THEY’RE GORGEOUS

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Every time someone says that D&D was always queer I forcefem another celebrity DM