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Went to a bakery and they had a you donut

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amber is now a level 5 sorcerer. she has fireball and lightning bolt :3

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OH WAIT IITS YOUR BRITHDYA OVER HERE WHAHWDBHSABHDSHDHSDHSH HAPPY BIRTH YAYYYY

YOU'RE 20

NOT YET !!! i turn 20 in Four (4) Hours :3

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why do you have a pirate captain anon and a sdr2 economy anon and theyre like a consistent thing here whats going on

i have many interesting characters in my inbox!

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wishbone, siken // ecstasy of st. teresa, bernini / you fit into me, atwood // letters to milena, kafka // self portrait, weibel // tweet, @nintendocashbox

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i’m home now and still don’t see my wallet anywhere. Uh Oh

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Soso tired and. Owww BUT I went to a science museum and it was fun. Some guy ranted to us about space in this room for 30 mins. They had the sky projected on an orb like ceiling and I got motion sick when it loves but we persist. Uh, also there was a whole ant colony and they were really cool and some other guy ranted to me about ants. Hm what else... Uh there was an eye tracker thing. A heart beat tracker, this cool sign language thingy, a thing so you can see ur veins (my veins are hardly visible?? Like. You cannot see them it's weird) uh there was an energy ball. Like, that orb that you put your hands on and the energy connects to them. Turns out it isn't meant to give you an electric shock like it did when I had my own when was a younger child. And a lot of other cool stuff. It was rlly loud and had a bunch of little kids but I survived.

woah!!! big day

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As someone who ate ants once as a kid(don't ask) I say kids shouldn't eat ants cause they taste terrible >:P

see niv said they weren’t that bad. so one of you is lying

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they do general checkups on komaeda post nwp and realize he has somehow contracted every single std. somehow despite this he is unharmed

canon

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mars i read this fucking crazy ass line of dialogue from nagito in ch4 and i have a screenshot on my steam but it refuses to let me view it so i will have to quote from memory but its in the same string of dialogue as the fte just before nekomarus death where nagito talks about being okay with being eaten and its the line before hand which ive never seen anyone talk about and i HAVE to bring this to your attention before i draw it AND make a tumblr post ab it once i get my fuckinh screenshot

and this is me loosely quoting because again, cannot find it and my pc is back at home but nagito essentially says something along the lines of:

“i think im starting to lose it, your face is blurry, hajime.”

and i just want to also put forward that it says when you hang out with him that him and hajime had delayed/slow conversation which implies JUST how hungry they are and i find something about this so incredibly upsetting because asides from a music choice that i ALSO plan to make a post about its the first time it rlly hit me like “yo wait theyre like starving” because idk what ab it didnt affect me so deeply but after OPTIONAL DIALOGUE showed off those sort of symptoms from my SHAYLA nagito i almost cried because WHAT.

theyre both just so hungry that talking is hard, and nagito mentions his vision being blurry and im like ughwhwhwjwj holyyy shitttt. my shaylas my shaylas i love tjemmwm BUT had to yap ab that in an ask soz 🫶🫶

OH I KNOW THOSE LINES !!! i actually adore them so much it really hammers home just how desperate the situation is

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Ahoy! It's me, the no-longer-misogynist pirate captain! You wouldn't believe what I encountered while on the high seas! It all started when a member of my crew that I mentioned before, a Nagito Komeada cosplayer, the one that poked holed in my ship, expressed a want to leave my crew to coonect with more "like-minded people". I was fine with that, but since we were on the high seas, there was no place for her to leave. That was, until (and you won't believe this) a ship full of other Nagito Komeeda cosplayers sailed past my vessel. The Nagito cosplayers requested a couple of my crew members to join their crew, but most of my crew was loyal to me, so they all politely declined. Except my Nagito cosplayer, who immediately packed her bags and boarded the Nagito-inhabited ship. I hope she's living out her best life on her sea adventure with these new friends.

oh. um. g-good for her

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in the time since i last sent an ask, some crazy crap went down. first, i headed northeast to london, but i messed up E and W on my compass and accidentally went northwest and ended up in wales instead. there, i met a lovely welsh twink who invited me to his place and fed me a bowl of delicious stew. at the time i did not know this, but the secret ingredient of the stew was a dose of sedatives, and i fell unconcious. when i woke up, i discovered that the welsh twink took out one of my kidneys and sold it on the black market. i was planning to do this anyway in the sdr2 based economy (2026), but right now this was a bit much for me, so i broke up with him that day (we are still on good terms though). later, i went down to the black market, bought the kidney back, and had a welsh doctor (whos also a twink) put it back in me. now, with both kidneys, i am trying to find a bus that will take me straight to london, as i am running a bit late on my "save the world" schedule.

woah…. i’m impressed you’re still on good terms. hopefully you’ve gotten to parliament by now o7

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hm. thats not quite right. my tumblr glitched just enough to feel wrong

my shapeshifting abilities in action

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love this gimmick

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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

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im mutual

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hi buddy. we doing alright