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Uno exists in SVSSS because of one stupid commission that Airplane got to do. He made money off of it, and sure, the prompt was probably supposed to be a sexy game or something, but this isn’t canon! Let LBG and his wives play ancient Chinese Uno!

Except nothing in the short commission really disqualifies it from being canon. And Airplane, without even thinking about it, references the conversation LBG and his wives had in that chapter nearly hour chapters later, so something similar must have happened.

So, UNO’s here. SQQ hates it. He hates it so much that he’s vocal about it, because he finds the idea of ancient Chinese uno to be stupid, and he always gets overly competitive during it. LBH is concerned, and vows to destroy every game of uno in his empire!

YQY is concerned, because UNO was SJ’s favorite, because of how petty you get to be without the other person allowed to complain

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MDZS au where NMJ treats MY like he does NHS.

It probably wouldn’t change anything. In fact, it might be worse than canon. But it’s funny

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Sliding scale of “can we call the teacher character Sensei in the English dub”

Kakashi Sensei- Kept!

Aizawa Sensei- Mr. Aizawa. Ok, fine translation

Gojo Sensei- Gojo. Just…. gojo.

(Au where they call Kakashi Mr. Kakashi instead lol)

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Wait, Wei Wuxian being Wei Qingwei’s grandson

If it was still the early 2000s, then there would be so many fanfics of Luo “MianMian” Qingyang being the daughter of Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu.

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MDZS BNHA au where Hero Student Jiang Cheng gets hit by a quiet destroying bullet during patrol.

Wei Wuxian considers it so lucky that his and Jiang Cheng’s quirks are so similar (no idea what the quirks are, but this doesn’t work if Jiang Cheng can’t reasonably think that this is his quirk). WWX manages to make a deal with AFO to take his quirk, and then give it to Jiang Cheng. He, of course, doesn’t tell anyone what happened because then he would have to admit 1) that he gave Jiang Cheng his quirk, and 2) that he made a deal with the worst villain in the world.

AFO, of course, isn’t going to let this debt slide. He just did WWX a gigantic favor, and WWX was such a promising hero student. As such, he gives WWX a new quirk (something demonic cultivation-y, but it has to be adjusted for the setting) and sends him off to do his bidding.

WWX’s loved ones are devastated when he disappears. LWJ and JC (now back on the hero scene after the ‘miracle of the bullet not working as attended’) start getting suspicious when the new villain the Yiling Patriarch came onto the scene.

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If it was still the early 2000s, then there would be so many fanfics of Luo “MianMian” Qingyang being the daughter of Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu.

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Who’s ready for chapter nine of my stupid Undertale/SVSSS crossover???

Who’s ready for even more disciple shenanigans??

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Hey does anyone have any fanfic recs similar to the MDZS fanfic Lynchpin?

I just reread it for the fifth time and I just want more :(

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I really like “Truth Serum” trope in fanficion, particularly in Svsss fanfic because I think it’s can be a number of things- funny, angst, sweet.

HOWEVER, I feel like there isn’t enough where SY gets Truth Serum-ed, and his romantic partner, martial siblings and/or disciples get to see his absolutely unhinged thoughts.

Like, sure, you get a system reveal out of this, but I also think this is funnier if the bit where SY isn’t SJ isn’t revealed makes this so much funnier.

It’s the trial and SY is made to tell the truth, except it’s his whole thought process tumbling out and he just can’t help ‘Peerless Cucumber’ ranting and tearing apart OPM in front of everyone like the internet troll he still is deep down. Yue Qingyuan is just letting this happen.

It’s post canon and Luo Binghe is subjected to his husband’s feral thought process about him, and how great he is, and how he is definitely not gay for marrying him because come on. Look at Binghe.

It’s during the years after the conference and Liu Qingge is having to hold a ranting SY back from making the demons who got them in this mess cry, because SY isn’t going just a little too hard in his rant. Also he keeps saying how pretty LQQ is but how everyone must think that jeez, which is not helping the situation.

It’s at any point and Mu Qingfang is pretending to have a normal conversation with SY, under the cover of getting this truth serum nonsense fixed. Except SY just keeps saying the wildest shit about his health and what he does to manage it and Mu Qingfang just wants him to keep going at this point to learn the medical things that SY would never admit on a normal day.

I know this might sound like a normal fanfic with this trope, but I just feel like I have never seen one where the people who care about SY are forced to witness him being a bastard internet troll that we all know he is.

Anyway if anyone had some fanfic recs, I would love some lol

EDIT: I made a post with the fics that have been rec’ed that can be found here!

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Meng Yao, having just killed the Nie Captain at the worst possible time, hearing someone behind him: I didn’t do it!

Nie Huaisang, having just run in front of his brother to get down to the cells first:…

NHS:…. ‘I didn’t do it’? That’s the best lie you came up with?

MY: Uh-

NHS: Drop the sword man! Don’t hold onto evidence!

MY drops the sword as Nie Mingjue finally shows up.

NHS: Dage! Look! Xue Yang escaped and killed the guard!

MY: …. yes. That is what happened.

NMJ: That bastard! I’m glad you’re safe, Meng Yao, and not doing something stupid. I would hate to lose you today.

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My truth serum SY post is suddenly getting a lot of reblogs, which is great!

Except everyone is reblogging the one without my link to the fic collection I made, which sucks and I don’t know how to fix it lol

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Fic: Not YQY friendly.

Me: Yeah ok. I’ve read plenty of YQY bashing fics. He’s a favorite but I can handle a fic treating him awfully and like Shen Jiu can do no wrong-

Same Fic: QHT is a good sister to Shen Jiu

Me: I- no. No you can’t have both.

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Shen Jiu has been hit with a truth spell in the middle of a peak lord meeting. It’s the kind that forces his thoughts right out of him, leaving no room for just staying quiet.

He does not want to spill all of his secrets to the other peak lords! Rude! But he has to say something- the spell demands it. While he is so focused on not saying his dark secrets, the spell latches onto the next best thing.

He then spends the next good but saying how handsome YQY is. Shen Jiu’s not even really aware of what he’s saying, barely even knows that he’s talking. But the other peak lords sure do know.

(I’m sure this turns into a rant about how YQY left him, which then I hope turns into a fix it. But I just wanted SJ to blurt out that he found YQY handsome lol)

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Au where Liu Qingge didn’t believe that SQQ had actually saved him, and that was just a by product of his qi deviation.

But that means that he had brought the image upon himself, right? And why the hell would his subconscious send his most hated rival to save him?! And then act like that and- and call him Shidi-

Anyway, Liu Qingge spends the rest of his times in the caves coming to terms that he does actually like SQQ, and maybe he needed to look deeper? To get to the nice side? He leaves the caves(because of screaming but still) with a thought that he will spend like a week trying to be nicer to SQQ before giving up because surely SQQ’s bitchy personality will kill him crush in that time.

LQQ: Wait, that was real? He really did save my life, and then the life of a student?

MQF: Saved your life from what?

LQQ: ….

MQF: Saved your life from what, Shixiong.

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I played on the PS4, which didn’t have free texture packs! And I never wanted to spend the money. So it probably wasn’t a texture pack?

But I am relieved to hear someone else finds this familiar lol

Ok, I don’t know if anyone can actually help me but I feel like I’m going insane lol

I’ve been playing Minecraft today, and it’s making me think of the past. Specifically, two texture changes that I am almost sure happened, but I can’t find anywhere else on the internet talking about it.

The first is back on the Xbox 360. I am almost sure that, back then, when you used a pillar block, it automatically gave the stair like lip around the top when you placed a block on top. This sounds fake even to myself, so maybe I just imaged this one. But I have such vivid memories of fighting with the block to work like I wanted???

The second is something I am almost sure was true, but can find no evidence for. PS4 Minecraft, circa 2017-2018, I spawn in a savanna. A lot of my house was made of acacia wood. The door, very specifically, had a heart shape on it. Not bars. A heart shape.

When I go back to that world, it is obviously no longer like that. The game has updated since. And according to everything I found, acacia wood doors were never like that, but I am so sure of this one.

And before you ask me if it was actually jungle, no. I didn’t have a jungle biome. The world was only 9 maps large at the time, and I mapped out every inch of that world. It wasn’t until the world updated to be endless did I find a jungle biome, so the door was no jungle wood.

Does anyone else remember these things???

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Ok, I don’t know if anyone can actually help me but I feel like I’m going insane lol

I’ve been playing Minecraft today, and it’s making me think of the past. Specifically, two texture changes that I am almost sure happened, but I can’t find anywhere else on the internet talking about it.

The first is back on the Xbox 360. I am almost sure that, back then, when you used a pillar block, it automatically gave the stair like lip around the top when you placed a block on top. This sounds fake even to myself, so maybe I just imaged this one. But I have such vivid memories of fighting with the block to work like I wanted???

The second is something I am almost sure was true, but can find no evidence for. PS4 Minecraft, circa 2017-2018, I spawn in a savanna. A lot of my house was made of acacia wood. The door, very specifically, had a heart shape on it. Not bars. A heart shape.

When I go back to that world, it is obviously no longer like that. The game has updated since. And according to everything I found, acacia wood doors were never like that, but I am so sure of this one.

And before you ask me if it was actually jungle, no. I didn’t have a jungle biome. The world was only 9 maps large at the time, and I mapped out every inch of that world. It wasn’t until the world updated to be endless did I find a jungle biome, so the door was no jungle wood.

Does anyone else remember these things???

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SQQ just can’t help it. His little disclipe is just so cute. He honestly isn’t thinking about it when one day he just reaches over and….

boop.

LBH is confused, but delighted. SQQ is horrified by his actions. LBH spends the rest of his days trying to get his Shizun to do it again.

He tries to hard that he accidentally starts a trend on the peaks. LQG, very seriously, boops SQQ, making him blue screen. SQQ gets the feeling that YQY is about to boop him and quickly leaves the situation. MBJ hears about the trend and punches SQH in the face. (He later boops him softly as an apology when he realizes what he did wrong)

In the end, SQQ only boops an adult LBH when the two husbands are relaxing with some wine, years and years later.