#which like good for him but it’s so funny that they made the character that rhymes with ‘gay’ the gay one

[cochineal-leviat]

Valentine Special 2025 ships

Heyo, it's already midnight where I am, so Valentine's Day has passed, but I still wanted to celebrate it. Valentine's Day is weird for me because I am Aro&Ace, so I never really get to appreciate it. Every year, it just comes and passes, and I feel nothing, even though I do like the aesthetic.

But this week, I had the brilliant idea that even though I can't celebrate it conventionally, I can still do something for all the pairings and ships I have come to love over the years. So, I drew eleven ships that had helped me during my most challenging moments, from when I was a child to the present. They are ordered in no particular order but rather what I got on paper in my sketchbook.

Idk. Maybe this way me my fellow Aromantics shippers can still enjoy the holiday.

Which ship do you like best? I would love to know~ (even if it is simply from the technical perspective)

From the first panel to the last, we have:

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Kirfluff (is extra special to me as a fic I wrote for the pairing, including many other franchise characters, which led me to keep writing for fun and posting it online. Without I would not have the boost of confidence that I do now about my writing)

Metadede (Who doesn't love a good ship with a warrior's bond? They're hilarious)

Isafrin (my most recent ship. They make me soft and cry at the same time. Like this pairing adds a lot ISAT's story and manages to also be very entertaining and heartfelt)

Sonadow (I got into the ship before I was even into Sonic. There was even a long-ass fic I found back when I still read on Fanfiction.net that I reread every year because I found it so funny. I definitely enjoy the modern Sonadow writing more than a decade ago)

Snufmin (perfect balance between yearning and the needing space and the freedom to adventure. I want to read more of this ship)

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Ravioli(nk) (The name alone already makes it worth it. I also have an unholy amount of fics saved from this ship. They are the literal roommates meme)

Vidow (a classic. I enjoyed this one even before I got into Zelda. Like I was reading Four Swords without having any clue what the lore was or what the fuck was going on.)

Reguri (This was named Namelessshipping and Orginalshipping back in the day. Too tired to do research rn. But I think the difference lies in the manga and game versions. I prefer the game versions, personally)

Purpleshipping {Kieran x mc) (A little backstory: this is just the mc from Scarlet and Violet that I made an NB version for, which became their own person after writing a fic. Here, they are exchanging an Applin with Kieran. For those who know the custom, you know, you know. A friend of mine named this ship)

Shadowpeach (the most divorced couple I have ever come across. I remember back when this was considered a crack ship. Ah, good times. The character depictions were very different back then, too. I depicted them in their friend's era, but still. Btw Macaque is laughing at Sun Wukong's antics but I think it accidentally looks like he is laughing at Sun Wukong rather than with him. Oh well, it wouldn't be too out of character for seasons 1-3 Mac)

Marink (not a ship I read about a lot, but it hurt me so much when I played Link's Awakening for the first time. Everytime I think of Marin I feel sad)

[maxdibert]

Personal view, as someone who grew up in an abusive environment and is hyper-reactive to seeing children in distress or being mistreated by adults, including in fictional depictions, I never felt the kids in Harry Potter were in any danger from Snape. He’s bitchy and snarky, yes. But no more so than other teachers in Hogwarts. And from what I���ve experienced in the fandom, a lot of Snape fans are abuse survivors in some shape or form. He’s a complex character, and unlike a lot of fictional abuse survivors, he can actually be angry and rage. It’s very cathartic for people who have had to mask and suppress their negative emotions in real life.

It's curious how most Severus fans tend to be survivors of bullying or people who see themselves reflected in him because they went through similar experiences in school, or people who have experienced violence at home. Meanwhile, the haters are simply kids who have a terrible teacher and project that onto Snape, so they hate him.

If we're going to play the "I had terrible teachers, so I know how it feels" card, then I can use that too. Not only did I have terrible teachers—so bad that what they did was absolutely reportable and punishable—but in university, I even had professors who LITERALLY made students cry with their critiques. And yes, I’m very angry with those teachers. Even though I wasn’t always a direct victim, thinking about the teachers from my old school fills me with rage. And yes, whenever I’ve run into some of them on the street, I’ve made sure to say something to them in a super passive-aggressive way.

But the thing is, I don’t see any of them in Severus. Not a single one.

Severus has always reminded me of a literature teacher I had in my last years of school. He was a guy who taught classes to make some money while finishing his university doctorate—clearly, his goal was to be a researcher or teach at a university level. And you could tell from a mile away that he HATED having to teach teenagers. But hey, the school paycheck was good, right? I’m not going to blame him for that. The thing is, he had a degree in Philosophy and Literature and had a level way above that of a regular high school teacher.

I remember he was young. At the time, he seemed like an old man to me because when you're 16, anyone over 20 seems ancient, but he probably wasn’t even 35 yet. The thing is, he had no patience for nonsense. He hated childish antics in class, got annoyed by dumb questions, and if he explained something and someone asked the exact same thing two minutes later, he would clearly get irritated. I remember once a kid told him he had just read the latest Dan Brown novel, and this guy, with the most cunty smirk, said, "Well, I wouldn't know about that, Mr. X. I don't read mass-market literature." And it was like… lol why so mean? But I found it hilarious.

He was the only teacher who called us by our last names and never used informal speech, which was shocking to us because it never happened with other teachers. He rarely attended staff meetings or team dinners (a teacher who was actually abusive and spent entire classes physically humiliating 15-year-olds used to complain about that a lot). You almost never saw him interacting with other teachers because, honestly, I’ve always had the feeling that he thought his colleagues were idiots—and I don’t blame him. If I worked with that bunch today, I’d think they were idiots too.

Now, this guy was strict. Very strict. If you got a 4.9, he wasn’t giving you a 5, because you didn’t get a 5. He wasn’t going to be nice to you unless he thought it was strictly necessary. He wasn’t going to be warm, he wasn’t going to be friendly, he wasn’t going to be funny. He despised mainstream literature and bestsellers, believed certain books were absolute garbage, and thought people who only read that kind of stuff didn’t actually understand literature and lacked the braincells for it. You could agree or disagree with him, but his behavior wasn’t abusive.

Was he sometimes too blunt? Did he have incredibly sharp, sometimes unpleasant responses? Yes. And, funnily enough, this teacher was widely disliked precisely because he was one of the strictest ones. He was hated even more than the guy who groped female students or the one who called kids fat, gave them weight-loss tips, and told girls they dressed like prostitutes if they wore certain tops. But those guys used informal speech, gave you a 5 if you got a 4.6, and weren’t that strict, so people didn’t hate them as much.

That’s why Severus always reminded me of this guy. Ironically, I really liked him because I appreciated his sardonic, sharp humor, and he appreciated that I had read One Hundred Years of Solitude at 12 lol. But above all, he liked that, even though I never paid attention in his classes because I physically couldn’t focus on a lecture for more than 10 minutes, I never disrupted anything. I never got caught talking, never caused trouble—I was just drawing my stuff or reading things unrelated to the lesson, but I wasn’t bothering anyone.

And honestly, I think that’s all Severus wanted from his students: for them not to be a pain in his ass. And if he was an even bigger jerk to some, it was precisely because they got on his nerves the most.

The Weasley twins were total chaos and constantly acting like fools, yet they never have a bad word to say about Snape throughout the saga besides that he was kinda mean sometimes. Why is that? Maybe because they didn’t put the whole class in danger? Maybe because, while they were insufferable in the hallways, they knew they had to tone it down in Potions?

Only two people have a real problem with Severus as a teacher throughout the saga: one is Harry, who disrespects him from day one, constantly challenges him, talks back, breaks the rules, and does exactly the opposite of what Severus tells him. The other is Neville, who basically exists to give Severus seven consecutive nervous breakdowns in a single class.

That doesn’t make you an abuser—it makes you an adult who is sick to death of two pain-in-the-ass kids.

[dollyzdaydreamz]

Modern! RDR2 HC’s:

the media each character consumes (*^▽^*)

Arthur Morgan

• Barely knows how to work a device.

• Only bought an iphone because John kept making fun of him for the $80 android he bought at Walmart

• John always gets mad at him for not responding to his texts

• Opens YouTube through safari.

• Watches the occasional drawing tutorial.

• Tutorials on how to take care of horses

• Watches those wilderness/camping vlogs made by middle aged men when the weather isn’t good enough to do outside work.

• Horse hoof restoration videos if he’s feeling a little crazy. • One time John sent him an out of pocket reel, and he opened it while he was in public. -it played on full volume and everyone heard

-he refused to speak to John for a week afterwards... • Doesn't comment on anything (probably doesn't even know how), but if he did on one of the reels John sends, I'm guessing it would be "on MY cellular device?"

John Marston

•Johnny boy mainly uses YouTube and Instagram

• Watches FPS game walkthroughs

• Finds unhinged people like Theo Von hilarious

• Watches Joe Rogan for his stupid conspiracy theories

-tells abigail about them to strike up conversation and she calls him stupid

• A few streamers (probably gamer ones)

• Addicted to scrolling on insta

-The type to just like every post he scrolls past

• Plays COD all the time.

-Screams when he loses and Abigail yells at him to shut up from the other room

• Sends memes to Arthur even though he doesn't understand them • If he is on tik tok he'd def comment "put this on ig reels" at every cringey tik tok he stumbles across.

Dutch Van Der Linde

• YouTube, TUMBLR, Twitter, Facebook (even though he thinks it’s outdated, but keeps it so he can send videos to Hosea)

•there an HC somewhere that said he’s the type to post obscure thirst traps on tumblr like pics of his arms/veins which is so funny

• Watches educational videos on YouTube:

-biographies on philosophers, or dictators, historical figures

-Social commentary

-Debates

• Cackles at videos of police officers getting heckled by that one “I have nothinggg😫” guy on tik tok

•Enjoys those videos of people falling over and nearly dying on Facebook and sends them to Hosea who responds with “😱😧”

• Hates Elon Musk and attacks him on twitter

• Has his own blog where he posts rants about the government and the current state of the world right now (cue in Jaden Smith) and then you scroll and it’s just a pic of his abs. • Would comment "my ranked teammates" whenever John or Micah tweet something stupid.

Hosea Mathews

•Facebook

•Only uses it on his laptop with a little mouse and everything

• Watches videos of orthopedic surgeons explaining beneficial stretches for your back and whatnot

• The news

• Animal documentary’s

• Traveling vlogs

•Watches with his eyes squinted and mouth slightly agape like old people do • Dutch sends him videos of those 'Nigerian king' scammers which he finds hilarious

Charles Smith

• Youtube, insta, tik tok

•Knows how to use tech fairly well but isn’t chronically online

•only scrolls when he’s bored in a waiting room or something

• Sports clips like Tennis, Football, UFC

• Wilderness/survival videos

• Videos of people building things from scratch •he's just a chill guy(✿◡‿◡) • Also doesn't get the memes John sends • If he stumbles across a strange and offensive tik tok he'd comment "oh that's not..."

Micah Bell

• TWITTER, instagram

• Laughs and reposts those really messed up videos of people dying in horrific accidents on insta reels

•Drunk, racist tweets

• Leaves hate comments on people’s posts when they look too happy like "kys"

• Leaves disgustingly thirsty comments on women’s posts

• Watches true crime on cable late at night as he drinks like a loser on his couch

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[lavenlady]

Characters Chosen:

Hello! Could you do Cybertronian Reader with the Personality of Starscream with an alt mode as a Jet. Getting transported to Metal Cardbots, good at hiding and aerial attacks from the war but not seriously enough to hurt others. they couldn't be contained due to not being a Metal Cardbot like themselves so it's hard to contain reader. The reader is Gender neutral and platonic for the characters. Also Have a Good Friendship with Anna like with Alexis from Transformers Armada.

OMG I love the Idea! Here you go @hkgcsecondsblog ! Enjoy!

❇︎ Transported ✈ | Platonic Metal Cardbot x Starscream!Cybertronian!Gn!Reader

It was unexpected - you got sucked into one of the portals that got created by an explosion caused by the fight between Autobots and Decepticons. It was not ideal, but better than dying so you didn't complain.

Still - it was confusing at first where you got transported, but that is when Anna came into the picture. A really polite little girl, but it became a problem when she couldn't exactly lie. You happily taught her some tricks.

Of course the mayor found out about your existence, but decided that you were having a more positive impact than a negative one. He let you stay, because you could protect Anna from harm and be her company.

It was quite easy maintaining your disguise, you loved the sky and you often would give Anna rides to and from school. She was more on the rich side, which made ot easier to explain how she got a jet, if anybody saw that.

How much Anna loved you! She really enjoyed spending time with you, doing homework or simply having fun. You could finally rest from the war as it had not followed you here.

It was weird when you started picking up other signatures, they were different than yours. The mayor was sure you could stand your ground, but still asked to look after his daughter.

When you first saw Blue Cop, you couldn't believe he was so much younger than you. Their species were so much younger than Cybertronians. It made you think back to the war, to the slaughter of youngsters, that is mainly how your species slowly started dying out. You kind of wonder what is going on in your world.

The Cardbot, as you have learned, had been staying with a korean child named Jun Grant. He was one of the classmates of Anna. He tried ... Sealing you? What even does that mean. You noted that his wrist watch-thingy could store other Cardbots as cards. The kid was quite shocked that he couldn't take you with him, but ultimately decided to make you his friend later.

It drove you crazy. Every time he obtained another one to the collection he tried defeating you. He only stopped at Heavy Iron, which he still wasn't able to beat you. That is how Anna found out about the cause of you injuries. She was rightfully mad - someone was beating her friend behind her back? Nope, not gonna happen. Jun had to ultimately stop trying to seal you to get you to listen.

You really were towering nearly over all of the Cardbots, the only exception was Heavy Iron and Black Hook. You found the outlaw funny as he was similar in looks to Optimus and in his doings to Megatron. It was such a hilarious mix. Though you wouldn't really trust him with other Cardbots, seeing how easily he burned the floor of the Auto shop - what would happen with youngsters? You wouldn't trust Black Hook fully either, with his ... specific personality.

The Cardbots were quite embarrassed after being called young, but they had to suck it up after you really started to treat them as children. Some of them didn't mind, they loved your attention. They would do anything in their might to grab it whenever they could. Shadow X especially - he would often try to prank you, but it always ended up in a failure. Though, he got fussed over when he nearly damaged himself.

Buffalo Crush would often ask you to join him for fueling. He learned your favourite kind - just for you. He gives you so much of it, that it lasts you for weeks. It really brings him joy to eat with his parental figure and he doesn't deny his fondness of you.

The rest was just like them, though not everyone would admit it. Mostly Heavy Iron, Wild Guardy and Buster Gallon. You really liked the Cardbots, wishing to live a war-free life, but deep down knew you needed to get back to your world. Your new companions really hope to keep you here as long as they can, you were not valued back then at all so ... Let them shower you with everything you deserved.

" I am not a child again [Y/N], I was a Star Guardian for Deus Machina's sake! "

" You had your own songs?! Do you have anything that would be similar to Musica Latina? I could even show you some moves! "

" It doesn't matter why I do not have a doctor's license. Let me take care of your health, even if I do not posses as much experience as your medics from your home planet. "

" Don't worry [Y/N], it was just a nightmare. You know, the usual, flames everywhere and you - huh? Hah, thanks for the hug. It really made me feel better! "

" Why won't you fall for my pranks! Uhg! You better pay more attention to me or I will do something to gain it! "

" Would you like to explore the forest? I could teach you some things about animals! I have heard you liked cats! "

" How about a relaxing flight? As a flyer I know just how much you need it and with how much you care about us, I hope you will enjoy it. I could even play on my flute for you. "

" Stop treating me like a child! I am going to become the next best Star Guardian! Stop petting my helm! "

" Would you like to fuel together? I just have your favourite! And we can meet up with Yuri, she sew something for you too! "

" Stop trying to get me to sleep! I just need to finish this and - HEY! Put me back down! My invention! - "

" I have just a spot in my crew for you! Don't worry, they won't be jealous - they want you there too! "

" Who is this Optimus and Megatron? I look like their fusion? Get you optics checked ... I don't want you to become blind. Don't get any ideas. "

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[elainsgirl]

TELL ME WHY DID SEE A TIKTOK THAT WENT

"Elain never made Azriel feel anything other than what mor already did and even less, but Gwyn made Azriel feel all the sparky glow smiles and made his shadows dance Elain never could make him feel that way"

Their reading comprehension is in gutter and I'm leaving SJM tok.

P.s - They are literally replying all the gwyn being lightsinger made him feel those feelings by saying LiGhTsIgErs Can'T mAkE pEoplE feEl anYtHinG aS pEr canon so that is a crack theory which can't be tReAted as Canon Facts and "as a crutch to save our ship"

They be self projecting hard

ahh Sjm-tok. The bane of my existence.

the reason why most can’t take gwynriel seriously is the constant lying. I don’t remember a scene where Mor or even Gwyn made Az laugh so joyously, his eyes free from shadows. I think Elain has made Az blush a lot more then Mor. Elain who was able to silence Azriels razor sharp thoughts. Elain being the only woman in canon to make Az want to beg on his knees for her.

Here they come w the “spark and glow” - for all its worth - its not like Azriels feelings towards Gwyn shifted after this scene or he starts seeing her in a different light, kinda sucks for Gwynriels that the “glow/spark” line is all they can hold onto. Mass is funny tho for writing the whole “he wouldn’t go as far as to call her a friend” line lmfao. She didnt want anyone getting the wrong idea.

have you ever noticed Gwynriels dont tell canon the way it is? Its like they know the single shadow dancing with gwyns BREATH isn’t romantic so instead they go with “the shadows danced for gwyn!” Which is a straight up exaggeration.

Reading comprehension has gone down across all genres in the booktok world on all platforms and its scary to see. It’s like people need it written out for them only then they can understand what the text is trying to say.

why would elriel need saving? From what. A character Az doesn’t even consider a friend? Who he didn’t panic for when she was taken into a deadly rite? A character he literally didnt want have a good talk with, lmfao ok.

[gothic-aesthetic-gal]

Old Scars (Part 16)

Ledger!joker x reader

❤️❤️❤️Happy Valentine's Day!❤️❤️❤️

Fem!reader is kidnapped by the joker and his henchmen while just trying to get a moment's reprieve from her boring, soul-destroying job ✨️

Tw: I mean, we all saw TDK, right? I'd say this is on the same level/rating. Kidnapping, violence, mentions of minor characters (not J) being misogynist/threatening SA, reference to past traumatic injury. This chapter gets pretty NSFW actually, whilst still being somewhat euphemistic in the descriptions. Beyond this i'm not sure, i'll update these when I write more.

Chapter 16 - (nsfw minors DNI)

I must have fallen asleep again. When I next stirred, I became aware of the fact I wasn't alone. I realised I must have drifted back to sleep still clinging to him and he hadn't moved. His messy hair had drifted onto his distinctive features, and one arm was lazily draped across my torso. He looked funny in such a twisted position - It couldn't be comfortable and his other arm had probably long since died being trapped underneath me.

It began to dawn on me that he was likely asleep, rhythmic breaths tickled my shoulder. Shifting from my position I peeled his arm from beneath me. With a sigh he stirred, eyes flickering open.

"You know (Y/N) you snore like a freight train".

"No I don't!" I snapped defensively.

"It's true, a real nine on the Richter scale," he said with a slight shrug.

"Are you sure you weren't hearing yourself?" I countered.

"Me?! I've never snored a day in my life," he said, in a sickly-sweet innocent tone.

I rolled out of bed and onto my feet.

"Subtlety never was your forté was it? I know you're trying to goad me into a fight. If you're going to be like that, i'm going to take a shower."

"Don't forget your chair!" He mocked.

"So funny," I said, my words dripping with sarcastic contempt.

I gathered my clothes and snatched the towel from him, which he initially refused to let go of forcing me into a brief tug-of-war.

Once I tore it from his grasp, I stormed out of the room towards the bathroom.

He followed after me.

"What are you doing?"

"You're still getting dizzy spells and you want to shower on your own?"

"You are absolutely not going to shower with me," I uttered in disbelief.

He grinned.

"Okay, have it your way, but i'll be waiting outside the door."

"Whatever," I muttered, closing the door on him but not locking it.

I hung my clothes up on the hooks by the door and turned on the water to let it warm up a tiny bit before I got in. For a good moment I stood letting the water cascade over my shoulders. By the time I had moved onto my hair, and was rinsing it out, I felt so much better.

When I was satisfied that I was clean and the shampoo was fully washed out of my hair, I turned off the water and reached for my towel. I was midway through stepping out of the tub when my foot slipped on the tiles. I made a grab for the curtain as I fell, tearing it down and knocking the bottles of shampoo to the floor with me as I went. My shin bounced off the rim of the tub and I yelped in surprise and pain.

Although I knew it was not literally possible, it felt as though I hadn't even hit the floor before J tore open the door and barged into the room. I didn't even have a chance to process what was happening before he'd lifted me up from the floor and sat me down on the edge of the bath. The pain was now radiating from what would surely bloom into a noticeable bruise later. He crouched down onto his knees so that he was on my level.

"Did you get dizzy? Look at me," he urged, rapidly patting his hand against my cheek and searching my eyes.

I shrugged his hand away and made a grab for my leg; that was the only thing I could think about now the shock was waning. As I gradually regained the power of speech, I found myself beginning to giggle.

"I, I'm fine. It wasn't the toxin hangover. I just slipped and fell," I managed between spurts of laughter at my own stupidity.

He pulled us up to our feet and held me by my arms.

"And you can stand on it?" He asked.

I frowned with concentration as I tested that theory. It seemed fine.

"Just bruised. Nothing too serious."

"Alright," he said, as though he intended to turn and leave me to it, only he stayed stuck to the spot.

Finally my brain regained enough power for the realisation to dawn on me that I was standing in front of him completely naked. I gasped, and involuntarily moved to grab the towel but it was behind him and he refused to budge. He was looking at me with a kind of satisfied smirk as I dripped water all over the place. In contrast, here he was in his dress pants and shirt. Even with his suspenders hanging lose either side of his waist, and no tie, the formality of his dress somehow made everything that much worse. I continued to try and grab for the towel, trying to squeeze past him.

As I did, he yanked my body close to his, so that there was barely an inch of separation. My heart fluttered into my throat in anticipation of his next move.

"Let me get the towel," I pleaded.

"Hm, I dunno doll, I'm enjoying the view," he purred leaning in agonisingly close to me.

I touched a wet hand to his painted cheek and a breathy sigh escaped his red lips. I put aside my self-consciousness, drawn in by him instead. He looped his hands around my waist and pulled me against his body. The fabric felt jarringly strange against my naked limbs. When my eyes met his, I could see the familiar flames burning there. It was dangerous, but I wanted to bask in their warmth and suddenly, like Prometheus stealing fire from the Gods, I was overcome with the desire to hold that power. I needed the light, and the warmth, no matter the cost.

The instant that I crossed the threshold and touched my lips to his, he crashed his body forcefully into my own. I felt his hands on me in frenzied caresses. It was as though he had wanted me for a long time, and could barely contain himself.

I found myself spinning out of control with the same level of crazed passion. The constant tension between us, which had been building and building, snapped like a spring bent to breaking point. I kissed him with total disregard for sanity; I didn't care what was right, what was sensible. All I knew was that I wanted him. I wanted him with such intensity that it was almost unbearable. I was at the total mercy of my desire.

He lifted me up onto the countertop, and we sent bottles of various sizes clattering onto the floor and into the wash basin. I wrapped my legs around him and threaded my hands into his hair, his curls twisting around my fingers. He forcefully pushed me further up against the mirror cabinet with a growl and continued to explore my mouth with his tongue. The glass was ice cold against the skin of my back as I returned the favour.

He withdrew and our mouths disconnected, eliciting an involuntary whine of disappointment from me, but this was quickly replaced by sounds of a different kind as he began to kiss and bite my neck, leaving a trail of smudged paint against my skin. My breath hitched in my throat and my back arched involuntarily as I felt his hot breath in my ear. He let out another low kind of growl at this which had me losing any semblance of composure I still had.

His strong hands were around my waist, pulling me closer to his body - a body I desperately wanted to see. I began to undo the buttons of his shirt with trembling fingers and he shrugged out of it, letting it fall to the floor. His frame was deceptively slender but with a natural muscularity. I let my hands freely explore his now exposed shoulder and bicep muscles and felt that his skin was peppered with the remnants of various old wounds, including the most recent which had been stitched up by the vetrinarian. At first when my fingers brushed against the rough stitches, I was startled by the unexpected sensation. I paused for a moment, worried that touching it had caused him pain, but he either didn't seem to notice, or didn't care, as he roughly grabbed my arm to reel me back in.

Feverishly, I placed bites and kisses of my own against his warm neck, my naked flesh against his. Each touch of my lips seemed to elicit a breathless groan from him while I pressed my body harder against him. Still, it wasn't close enough. I almost wished that I could prise apart and climb inside his ribcage; I wanted to possess his very being. Every sinew, every cell, every drop of blood. I wanted us to knot into one being. An unholy communion.

He threaded a hand into my still wet hair from the back of my neck, while his other one ran down my exposed torso, aided by the water in droplets which rolled towards my navel. Meanwhile, my hands found their way from the small of his back up to his shoulder blades again, being careful this time not to touch his stitches. I could feel his muscles flex and move against me as his hand began to slide lower and lower and I struggled to keep ahold of myself. As he reached his target, a soft cry escaped my throat.

"We've barely even started. I bet I could make you scream for me," he teased, a dangerous electricity to his gravelly words, as I wondered if he meant in pleasure or in pain.

I was so caught up in the storm of his affection that I wasn't sure I cared which he meant: He was intoxicating in the worst way; a poison I would gladly drink. My body shuddered under his Midas touch. He was already edging me closer and closer, his hand providing just the right movements and pressure. Again my back began to arch and I struggled to stifle another moan. Noticing this change in body language, he moved to kiss me again, his tongue brushing against mine as he kept the pace below.

"Let go for me", he commanded.

I dragged my nails into the skin above his shoulder blades and my eyes fluttered closed.

"Set yourself free. Die for me," he whispered, hot breath in my ear and his free hand squeezing at my throat.

This was enough to tip me over the edge and I came undone completely in his grasp.

As he released my neck the ensuing rush of blood to my head was overwhelming and I was overcome with a sense of total ecstacy. I felt like I was falling, but without fear.

He brought his lips back to my neck, kissing his way up to my cheek and playfully biting my earlobe as I slowly came back down to earth.

"If i'd have known getting you to do that would be so easy, I would've done it ages ago..." he said slyly.

"Are you going to stand there all day?" I teased when he didn't immediately follow me.

My eyes narrowed at his mocking tone: two could play that game. 'He doesn't know what he's getting into,' I thought with a knowing smirk. I hopped down from the countertop and pushed past him into the hall as he looked on incredulously. I walked straight into the bedroom.

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[rmbunnie]

Something kinda tasteless about the way that alongside the concerns of "Batman needs someone to rein in his aggression/edginess" (mostly a meta concern,) "Robin is a symbol of undying hope right alongside Batman, Superman, and the police system," and "now that the thought's crossed my mind I think being Robin would be pretty sweet actually," one of Tim's points for why he should be Robin at the end of A Lonely Place of Dying is "we need to show the criminals of Gotham that they can't just kill Robin and expect to get away with it!" Because. They can. That's exactly what happened.

Using that line of reasoning, Tim makes the claim that the idea of Jaybin's life as disposable and inconsequential is heinous and bad, his killing something impermissible, but instead of disproving said idea they allow it to become true and devote their energy to making sure it doesn't become widely known as such. By covering his death up, they actually are permitting his murder to go unaddressed and deeming it acceptable, even taking away the opportunity for it to be consequential to anyone outside of Bruce's inner circle by not spreading the news. As much as we say "oh Bruce was a great dad because losing Jason crushed him" and "he almost considered trying to kill the Joker one time," he in all tangible areas did not do anything about Jason's death. Setting aside the question of killing the Joker or not, it's still shown in Batman Year 3 that Bruce's reaction to Jason's death in the time til Tim showed up was to hide away everything Jason owned and carry on with business as usual, a little angrier. Bruce didn't make any changes or actually evaluate anything in a significant way after the warehouse and Jason's death didn't warrant any tangible consequence, that's evident from reading the comic. I know some may disagree, and I acknowledge the room for interpretation, but in order to discuss Tim's reason we have to concede that it is explicitly written into this specific comic as something Bruce and Tim both recognize as fact, because it serves as the foundation that this reason is built on: there is good reason for the criminals to believe there would no punishment for killing Robin based on the actions Bruce did or didn't take in response. The concern about the public realizing there are no consequences for killing Robin wouldn't be reasonable if it wasn't true, if there actually were.

While they recognize that Jason's death came to pass largely without consequence, the fact itself is less of an issue to both Bruce and Tim than letting criminals actually find out that it doesn't have consequence. They know it's unjust, the notion that Jason can be killed without repercussion (and in making an effort to minimize his murder confirm it to be true,) but their concern isn't for what actually happened to Jason or the lack of proper response. At least on the vigilante side of things, the problem is public perception and continuing to uphold an image of Batman as just and diligent while permitting him to ignore injustice against those close to him. There's no efforts taken to actually disprove the idea that killing Robin would lack impact, what Tim proposes is just making it harder to prove right.

I think the best way to word what comes across tasteless for me here (aside from the side commentary on the unstoppable might of the institution of police and how it's an exemplar of heroism) is that beyond Tim's victim-blaming of Jason during his stint as Robin, (discussed in more depth by people who can word it better than me,) in the base text of a Lonely Place of Dying, it is foundational to the initial premise of Tim as Robin that part of his motive for being Robin hinges on accepting what happened to Jason as something that cannot be allowed in their pursuit of justice or go unaddressed for reasons completely unrelated to the actual harm, and then intentionally erasing the event and the way in which it was allowed and did go unaddressed. No matter how much it's claimed in later comics that Bruce was faultless and Jason doomed himself, Tim's Robin came to be at least in part (in-universe) as a cover-up for the lack of action taken about Jason's death, and by extension as an effort to overwrite his time as Robin and an individual entirely. And thought it wasn't the way his character viewed it, Tim wasn't passively complicit in it or going along with a poor grieving man, the intentional and deliberate erasure of Jason as a murder victim and the injustice of his posthumous treatment was part of his opening pitch.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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[ryllen]

my builder looks so similar with haru, i started to think they are long separated twins

[whenyoucomeback]

I SEE THAT YOU'RE ALSO STARTING TO SELF SHIP WITH ODYSSEUS FROM EPIC AND I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW YOU'RE SO REAL FOR THAT !! love him sm <3

(also I couldn't find if you're okay with sharing but if you're not... feel free to block me, sorry to bother you </3)

HII YAYY NO WORRIES !! I'm only non-sharing with two of my f/os and he's not one of them :D

But YEAHH HSUSRHWJRHS funny story I started listening to Epic last month because I know a billion people who like it, somehow, and I started to develop a crush on him before I could process what was happening to me. And I felt really ashamed about it because it felt silly and weirdly shameful or wtv but I saw you rb some stuff of Circe with your tag for her one day, went "wait is this not as weird as I'm making myself believe", saw Odysseus on your f/o list and immediately breathed like 10 sighs of relief. I am a free man now and am gradually becoming more ok with reblogging stuff of him on here and not getting so flustered I die LMAOO!! But AUFBSUTHRH he's so. I can't even word it right because I genuinely have no idea why my brain latched onto him, but it did, and I now giggle and kick my feet while thinking about a greek myth guy™. I have no regrets life is GOOD !!!

[licorishh]

OH YEAH ALSO finally watched the FNAF movie with the coolest person on Earth, 11/10 movie, Mike looked ready to curl up into a fetal position on the floor and burst into tears at all moments, he is so me, would watch again

[fluentisonus]

part of the problem is that a lot of hugo's politics are really well thought out & considered & good but then some of them are like. entirely vibes-based to the point of feeling muddled & inconsistent & even straight up Bad sometimes. which is annoying

[squipedmew]

Jay I love you but why is your first response to Tim hiding something to fucking. Choke him out.

[moeblob]

Today.............. has genuinely. Been. A Day.

Have some OC doodles I started yesterday before tragedy struck and are like the bare minimum effort for today to finish. Since the two princes were originally not /in canon/ for another plot but rather made for a mafia AU as cousins to one of the main characters for the base plot. I was like. Huh let's give them a happier life. So here they're just princes and instead of the police department/detectives that most of the main cast is in base plot, those are the royal guards around the twins' castle.

[jackass-jones]

Really into the episode of Ouran where this girl confesses her love to Mori but he doesn’t feel the same because he’s into Honey and the girl’s reaction is just like YIPPEE I LOVE YAOI THATS SO COOL FOR YOU YAY 🥰

[wizardnuke]

can't and won't claim just yet but shopifys undefeated reign of Best "Girl" Valorant Players (NOT "'ing because of flor but because of sarah) may have come to an end w flor going on a main tier 1 team. which is okay because things change and flor going on a main team is actually historic. first trans woman picked up by any mainstream esports team ever. and she's so fucking good that other pros watch her and just start screaming incoherently how the fuck is she doing that. but i will forever be cheering shopify as long as the other four girlies r on it. sarah and noia are both neck and neck with flor on aimbot level they just don't play duelist. if they lose to g2 next year im gonna kill myself.