#what-if fanfics

[thenoellebird]

oH mY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOOOSSHH (tHATS MY FIC)

not only is this accurate as heck, this is beautiful artwork! I love your style and the way you drew the stan twins (lol stan bleeding out in the corner "yeah sure I can be drunk if thats what you want" XD) also love the coloring in the background. Overall, I'm honored <3 THANK YOUUUU

What If Ford Kicked Stan Out Immediately?

Check it out great fic

[thenoellebird]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63731800/chapters/164804920

SO UM.

HERE's CHAPTER SEVEN

of What If Ford Kicked Stan Out Immediately

*drops this and runs away*

[moonchild311]

"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?

[uglynavel]

I wanna know where people have lately gotten the audacity to leave comments on fanfics talking about how much the fanfic sucked and negatively critiquing an author's fic like it's a published book review.

It pisses me off cause I've seen authors abandoned or delete their fics because of this.

You're getting fanfics for FREE! No one asked for your opinion.

I hope y'all know as authors we get email notifications when you comment so we see EVERY comment that's been left.

We also can see the negative reviews you leave when you bookmark our fics

[thenoellebird]

The fact of the matter is while this lines up nearly perfectly with my one what-if fic, I might need to make another one-shot-mini-mid-show-episode-fanfic type deal just to use it

You said it Mabel

[rae-butter]

Honestly, I love it when characters relapse. When someone who’s gotten over their anger issues falls into a situation so out of their depth they fall back on their old habits. When someone who’s learned to open up becomes a recluse again in order to cope with something outside their control.

There’s just something so horrible, so toxic, about watching a character grow and then slip back into their old selves in order to cope, bc you know they still care, that they’re the same inside, but watching them hurt so hard they don’t know what else to do brings a sense of catharsis.

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).

[inkskinned]

this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.

good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.

sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.

so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.

one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.

[holeforzenin]

“Toji, look at me” Your breath hitched as you delicately reached to pull away his bulky forearm that was shielding his eyes. He cleared his throat with a raw sound as his exhausted eyes found yours. “Why won’t you look at me?”, you implored softly. The gentle tone of your voice was like a sweet melody to his ears that sent shockwaves through his spine.

How exactly could he look at you? His cock is twitching in his twenty-year-old girlfriend’s warm pussy and he’s aware of how wrong it is, that’s why he’s so shameful and guilty about it but you’re just so cute and irresistible that he simply can’t help it—Your presence alone overpowers his sense of propriety.

He knows he’s old enough to be your father, hell he’s probably even older than your father so that alone solidifies how inherently taboo it is to begin with. It’s so wrong and this shouldn’t be happening but fuck you’re just so pretty, there’s no dissent that you are an angel that graced him with your presence and beauty. “Do you love me?”.

You immediately felt the sensation of his hardened cock quivering against your velvet walls, growing even stiffer to your unexpected question. He couldn’t bear looking your way so he quickly looked away without making it obvious. You grabbed onto both of his big shoulders and squeezed them, signaling for his answer.

You began slowly rocking your hips back and forth, slowly grinding yourself on his lap as his weeping tip kissed more depths of your pussy. Soft moans escaped your parted lips from the bliss of pleasure. “Dadd—“

“Of course, I love you, Baby.” he finally confessed with a low sigh. His calloused hand reached up to tuck your hair behind your ears as he admired your beauty. You immediately let out a sweet moan from the intimate words you’ve been aching to hear.

“Okay”

[ao3-shenanigans]

What does the dead dove tag mean?

Wonderful question!

“Dead Dove” comes from this scene in Arrested Development wherein the character Michel Bluth opens a brown paper bag that reads: DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT. He looks inside and sees what is in fact, a dead dove. The then says: “Well, I don’t know what I expected.”

In fandom, the tag has come to mean: “pay extra attention to the tags!�� And/or “this fic is what it says on the tin!”.

So if, for example, a fic includes the tags: Body Horror, Gore, and Violence along with the Dead Dove: Do Not Eat tag, the author is saying “Hey I’m not joking about these tags! Read at your own discretion!”

The tag acts as an honest intensifier to whatever tags are already in the work, as the author using it wants to give a double warning for their content, that it may be triggering and that the reader should proceed with caution.

One fic tagged with Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, also includes the tags: Seriously, this fic deals with some serious and disturbing content matter, mind the tags

Thanks for asking and happy reading!

[pixiemage]

Please, for the love of god, please don’t be this person. No matter how long it’s been since an update, no matter how many unfinished stories are sitting on their account, no matter what - do not be this person.

Not only is it insanely rude, but you also do more damage than you think be being such a self-entitled ass about something someone created for free and for fun. “This author” can see what you say.

RIP decency indeed.

[nondistinctmeganerd]

obsessed with the idea that outsiders (specifically the JL) hear whispers of Red Hood, and strapping themselves in for Batman to have another rogue on his hands, preparing for the sour mood and curt responses, and it just never happens??

there's talk about Red Hood becoming a force to be reckoned with and how he's gonna be less than easy to handle, but after word spread there was just nothing.

Flash asks Batman and he just grunts out 'its handled' and no one brings it up again.

Everyone is unsettled and slightly worried until an attack relatively close to Gotham has the Bats rolling up, right behind them is the infamous red helmet and an undeniable bat painted on his chest.

the JL comms explode into yelling

Batman mutes his earpiece

[thenoellebird]

A SNEAK PEEK FOR PART SIX OF "WHAT IF FORD KICKED STAN OUT IMMEDIATELY"

I don't think Ford is very fond of people sticking needles in his brother. rest assured, you all will get your feral Ford.

[krillenjoyer]

Coming back for the first time in ages to drop some afterlife angst

--> AKA Leo dies right after they fish him out of the prison dimension due to medical complications (EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY WAS BROKEN) and the rest of the family gets to grow up without him <333 Mikey dies at 36 after an incident with his mystic powers. He can't believe how small his big bro used to be.

[bixels]

late night sunset thirst trap.