#what was it???
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ceilingcow · 2 years ago
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I had a dream last night that I'd decided to get another surgery from my top surgeon, and I just went to him and asked for "cowboy surgery, I want to be a cowboy" and he was like "yeah, sure, just gonna check out the ethics on that". And my friends were clearly trying to be supportive but they were also like "what... what is that?" and at no point was it at all clarified in the dream what "cowboy surgery" would be.
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coralsgrimes · 2 years ago
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Benny Boy for netflix
the face ye make while trying to look for inspiration booty account on instagram but ye forgot them glasses
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koobiie · 6 months ago
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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princehendir · 6 months ago
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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol
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so-many-ocs · 11 months ago
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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riacte · 11 months ago
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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skenpiel · 7 months ago
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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
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x0401x · 7 months ago
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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littlelightfish · 5 months ago
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I hope you see my vision
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fellooooowsys · 4 months ago
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Has this been done before
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bob-artist · 6 months ago
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I had an upsetting dream last night.
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stemmmm · 8 months ago
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never forgive trigger for what they cut
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greelin · 1 year ago
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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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miniaturecatmentality · 8 months ago
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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet
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eridan-ampora · 5 months ago
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baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet
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