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I am a fucking genius btw. The zipper of my boot has worn down in a way where it wouldn't stay up on its own, so I sewed little loops onto my pant legs so I could clip my zippers on them to keep them up.

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americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually
europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk
unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this
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Marionettes and clowns on my mind this weekend
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This is a wheel with 250 fandoms, people, topics, specific words, etc. Spin it once.
Whatever you landed on has completely disappeared from Tumblr. Any posts including or referencing it have vanished, and none will ever be made again. No one else notices its absence, and no one else will ever ask about it.
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i might actually put that song in that pokestuck fangame if i can finish it 👀
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another WIP, i dont have a title for this one yet lol
#gray.txt#gray.mp3#piano#new music#:)#i keep getting stuck cause my brain just goes 'yeah sounds good 👍' and checks out. not good not helpful not productive#ill figure it out eventually.#or i wont! i literally have 60 other wips
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This is my new favorite quilt.
The shapes, the colors!!!
According to the website:
"Ova Nova features ovals, instead of the more common circles that Louisa likes to use in her quilts, as a way to see how one of her quilts would turn out utilizing this shape. Not only acting as a "What If?" type of design for Louisa, it also doubles as a color study that pulls different values from all across the color wheel. She says it was great fun to make."
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still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner
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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that
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It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret
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manager asked me to take "just one more delivery" before I finished and then hit me with this


yeah. sure man
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