#what the absolute fuck

[callmearcturus]

my mother told me about this and it seemed so unfuckingreal i had to immediately go confirm it was real and not a photoshop

[whatthefuckisasweep]

RVB NATION HOW THE FUCK ARE WE FEELING RIGHT NOW??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?>!!<!?!?!>!>?!?!!?!?!?!?

[willkimurashat]

“I dOnt waNt tHis dAtE to Be plAtOnic”

“If tHerEs a cHancE at kiSs iM tAkinG iT”

NOT IN THAT BUTT-UGLY OUTIFT YOU’RE NOT

[fryslanbop]

"i think just carlos, the person"

do you want me to hang myslef

[chronicsymptomsyndrome]

Hilarious that neurotypicals get to name disorders bc you can neglect self care from being soo hyper-focused on something that you accidentally don’t move at all for seven hours and the clinical name for that is attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder

[strungcheese]

If anyone likes nico/carlos fics and somehow haven't read this, please do it. I recommend it with my whole chest. I had it in my marked for later for like a month as a treat and honestly? I am ready to pass away.

“They are a solitary bunch with too many friends and not enough people to talk to.” -> GOD

[brainonthebox]

Picked the longest D20 campaign I haven't seen yet (Neverafter). I have sworn so much in the first few minutes. I did not know what to expect!

[thats-godscomma]

Thinking about Shawn reading that book in the middle of the night alone in S3E9 Christmas Joy because since when the fuck does this boy read? There are literally several jokes about how he never reads books. What fucking gives? Is it because he was tired and didn’t have anything to entertain himself with at the Guster house? Could he not sleep so he tried to bore himself? Was he trying to take his mind off of Joy and figured reading would help? (Clearly, it did not.) And what was the book about? Was it a Guster favorite? Did he borrow it? Was it just collecting dust in the guest room? There didn't seem to be any other books in the room. The cover was blank, so was it some kind of classic? A decorative book? He was like 20-ish pages in. Did he really pick up a decorative book and read the first twenty pages because he couldn’t stop thinking about making out with Joy again? I need to know! *shakes James Roday Rodriguez by the shoulders* TELL ME WHAT WAS IN THAT BOOK

[bigalockwood]

Wait, hold up, wtf I just realized that I’ve already posted over 200k words worth of fanfic over on AO3 after my latest update of should've said no. Help. It’s only been like… seven months since I started writing fanfic again.

[chaoticgoodit]

Justice for Mason Fucking Lohrei

[meraki-yao]

I had a 20 minute meltdown over the fact that apparently BUCKY BARNES IS A CONGRESSMAN NOW???!!!!

I just—I have so many questions

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

LIBRARY GIRL SAID SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT ME. WHAT? WAS I NOT BEING DELULU???? CHAT DOES SHE ACTUALLY WANT ME?? 😭😭😭😭

[rjalker]

Yeah, unfortunately, Jasmine Sherman openly supports the death penalty and literally wants there to be execution by firing squad and I'm not even joking.

[lookingatmyself]

[baejax-the-great]

A mystery that will never be solved

Yesterday my condo building woke up to find a cable had fallen down. This cable leaves our building through the wall in the basement and was fastened going up the outer wall of the building where it then joined with your normal telephone wires. We think it is from an internet company or something.

The cable was now not up above with the fellow telephone cables where it belonged, but hanging across our yard in a very inconvenient way before crossing into our neighbor's yard where it then joined up with the telephone wires.

An email went out asking if anyone was having internet trouble or something. No one responds.

I go out to investigate and discover five broken zipties on the ground next to where the cable used to be fastened to the building. There is another cable still firmly connected through metal fastenings, so my guess is a lazy person ziptied the now hanging cable to that cable, and then an unhinged person decided to cut them. For some reason.

Nobody in my six-unit building is prone to completely inexplicable behavior, and our fences are all six feet tall, pointy, and locked. The cable also went pretty far up the building, so someone almost definitely needed a ladder to accomplish this.

My other neighbor then discovers while taking his dog out the back of our yard into the alley that the cable no longer connects to anything. It is lying in a heap next to our neighbor's garage. Given that nobody in the building is lacking internet or anything, we've now decided this cable was not in use. We still can't move it, though, because it is lying across an actual telephone wire over our neighbor's garage, and enough of it is coiled on the ground that giving it a gentle tug from the building-side pulled on the telephone wire, and I'm not gonna mess with that.

So what we have is someone who at some point during the night cut a wire from the telephone cable side, then followed it (?) back to our building, ditched the defunct cable in the alley out back, climbed over our gate (with a ladder??), then cut all the zip ties connecting the cable to our building, and then just... fucked off. Job done.

And I will never learn why the fuck any of that happened.

[failedgrailknight]

So like, where have you all been hiding Mozart l’opéra rock all these years???? I would’ve absolutely loved this at 14