#what a predicament!!

[viivdle]

The Prisoner's Throne Chapter 1!!

oak talking to fernwaif

[gkdmts]

the scarabias

and the bonus : ugly cartoony scarabias. i should've made them normal cartoony but whatever lt was fun too

[x-empyre-blog]

Drunk girl wakes up collared

[bubble-popping]

currently thinking abt c!Punz after staged finale. after they bragged abt 'putting away' the 'big bad villain' of the server. after they played their role and everything is said and done.

when he enters his house and rly feels how quiet it is. when even tending to his bees doesn't fill the silence that's suffocating him.

he sees little reminders of c!Dream everywhere. the spare masks and outfits in the closet, house slippers that he 'borrowed' from Punz. the plans scribbled on random papers and stuffed in inconspicuous places. the dishes from breakfast Punz forgot to clean up.

They helped put Dream in prison without realizing they'd made one of their own for himself.

[st-hedge]

Twilight princess Link and his not so redesign but rather the suggestion: what if he was robbed of his ability to always already be in a fresh hero fit after transforming out of the wolf form and either has to scavenge for something to wear prior to transforming or midna has to throw pants at him. I’m suggesting this cuz 1) it’s funny 2) it’s very funny 3) the combinations of dumb outfits that he could have 4) the mental image of midna yelling after the wolf who is still wearing pants

[worstloki]

AU where Laufey and Loki look so similar that the second Thor sees the guy on Jotunheim he's stuck looking between them like 'wait, something is wrong here...'

[driedlillies]

Tma AU where Jonah fucked up his ritual when transferring to Elias’ body and still exists but is like. On the backburner unable to control the body. Because he’s a loser. So OG Elias is able to hear everything he thinks but Jonah can’t do anything. And so he learns the evil plan to end the world and immediately decides nope that’s NOT happening.

And since James Wright appointed him as the next Head of the Institute he has full control over everything he destroys every single bit of Jonah’s carefully laid masterplan. And Jonah suffers seeing everything he’s build fall like a house of cards. At the end Elias just goes and kills Jonah — there were concerns that it may also kill him, but he was ready to sacrifice himself — and comes out alive and free from voyeristic georgian men.

Elias establishes something of a truce with Gertrude after explaining the situation and also perhaps maybe telling her that Jonah mentioned one of her assistants is of the Web and what does that mean? Also what are the rituals and why does Jonah keep saying they don’t work unless you— (Gertrude cuts him off before he says it out loud. Walls have ears. You never know who might be listening).

Michael doesn’t die. Neither does Gerry, because after he faints for the third time at the Institute — Elias doesn’t have spooky eldritch eye powers, but he has office gossip, and that’s basically the same thing — Elias personally goes down to the Archives and tells him to go to the fucking doctor dude. Gerry smokes weed with him after a few months and thanks him for potentially saving his life

By the time Gertrude dies, which is post Stranger ritual (not shot by him, but still probably not peacefully, knowing her) Sasha becomes the next Archivist, and her role in the overall world of the Fears — Elias is not an avatar, doesn’t want to be, but has some leftover traits from Jonah’s inhabitance in his body, and knows a lot — is explained before she signs any contract. Also you’re not tied for life, fuck that. There’s a mandatory Entities 101 for every employee, no matter what department they work in; the vast majority of them come here seeking answers for what really ruined their lives, none of them deserve to die because nobody tells them what they’re actually fighting against. Tim — very much alive — goes to the Archives with Sasha, Jon stays in reaserch and eventually becomes Head Researcher. Martin goes to college part time at some point. Life is good

[jennilah]

im sure this is a normal desktop wallpaper that my friends wont judge me for when they hang out with me

[1pcii]

my fave alabasta shipping dynamics is pre-established zolu playing matchmaker (how successful they are? eehhhh) for pining namivivi

[crimsonrebel]

Picked up Tales of the Abyss again, and literally 5 minutes into meeting Ion in the cheagle woods this happens

[crazysodomite]

its a tough job market out there for a regular furry like me.

i dont fly, dont shapeshift, have no special powers, and im not functionally immortal. worst of all: i dont even have a degree.

when a goo creature gets hit by an industrial hammer it springs back to shape immediately and we all laugh and go about our day. when that happens to me... let's just say i feel bad for whoever is going to be scraping what's left of me off the floor.

can't even land a sanitation job. give a pooltoy a bottle of dish soap and a whole warehouse is going to be squeaky clean in 30 minutes while i'm fumbling around with a broom. can't fault them for it though. they love it.

everyone at the unemployment office audibly groans when i show up. but what do you really want me to do? im just a fucking goat

[lovemike0]

Mike Wheeler is just so frustrating

Because imagine your girlfriend asks you tell her your love her. Your girlfriend. One simple request. Tell her you love her.

But you can't and then it takes you a heart to heart with your best friend who you were supposedly mad at , getting shot at, burying a dead body, another heart to heart, a cross country road trip, the biggest con of your life orchestrated by said best friend but now you are deceived into believing that the most pure and beautiful thing you've ever heard in regard to yourself is everything she feels for you. And it's supposed to be easy now, isn't it?

And despite that, in the end you still can't do it. Until the best friend nails his own coffin shut not knowing he's closing your own too and oh your girlfriend is actually about to almost be put in a coffin, not metaphorically.

Now now you're miserable, he's miserable and she's miserable.

[merylstryfestan]

is it totally possible and most likely that studio Orange made Vash's undercut section of his hair darker than the rest simply because it looks nice? and it's only not like that when he's a child to emphasize how much he and knives were alike? sure yeah, totally.

was i burned the last time i assumed Vash's hair darkening was just a stylistic choice? also yes

[rainytumble]

Drawfee fanart I drew in March

for context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5pudetEK9M and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fxi_4avnYk

[blurglesmurfklaine]

I’m literally a destiel survivor that got sucked into the gay firefighter queerbait show and I’m being so brave about it you don’t get it no one gets it I think I’ve seen this film before and I didn’t like the ending

[okurrroye]

The wait for percabeth to finally happen is going to be excruciating and I might as well kill myself now because I can’t wait that long