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I FINALLY finished today's episode of re:Dracula and.
First of all I read Dracula last year but something about this version got me tearing up. Jonathan's devotion! When Mina says she's unclean and mustn't touch Jonathan and he just takes her in his arms and says that may God bring greater punishment upon him if he ever lets anything stand between them. That just. I can't help remembering that people were saying Mina shouldn't have married Jonathan when he was sick. This just shows that it was right, because Jonathan would have done the exact same thing if the roles were reversed!!
And, how can I not mention the quote that they chose for the title.
"To one thing I have made up my mind: if we find out that Mina must be a vampire in the end, then she shall not go into that unknown and terrible land alone. I suppose it is thus that in old times one vampire meant many: just as their hideous bodies could only rest in sacred earth, so the holiest love was the recruiting sargent for their ghastly ranks."
I know. Everyone has talked about it better than me already. But again it made me tear up. Jonathan is willing to become the horror just so Mina won't go into it alone. They're a package deal: God will either take both of them up into heaven or none. They love each other so much it's making me insane.
And, of course. What the fuck was that song (affectionate) (positive) (frothing at the mouth but like in an appreciative way)? like. Truly brings me back to the good ol beginning of Dracula, where Jonathan is in a horror novel and Dracula is in the Beauty and the Beast. The choice of having Dracula address Jonathan! He has just assaulted Mina and threatened them all, but yeah he's absolutely obsessed with this white haired anime kid who slammed a shovel into his face. The whole choice of lyrics really gave me nbc Hannibal vibes which I suppose isn't that odd, considering Hannibal is a gothic horror romance (no I will not be taking criticism). The music is absolutely lovely, and of course Karim Kronfli just delivers. The lyrics are what's sending me into a spiral.
#re:dracula#re: dracula#dracula#jonathan harker#mina harker#what a fucking podcast#they picked the longest episode and slapped on the most insane song at the end as a treat#and what a treat that was
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OUGH THAT ENDING
#'ive taken a shining to you... the woodland green votes yes' YIKES#god the music at the end is so good#wow#wow. what an episode#wow.#worlds beyond number#what a fucking podcast
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the thing about trying to recommend fiction podcasts to someone who isn't familiar with them is that not only are so so many genres represented but also the level of production can fall anywhere from "basically an audiobook" to "major motion picture minus the pictures"
#original#idk just something i think about sometimes#you can read a description to get a sense of the genre/plot/vibe but you truly dont know What exactly youre getting into till you listen#with nonfiction podcasts it tends to be easier to get a read on whether its gonna be like. some buddies fucking around with a mic#or more like a whole documentary#or with fiction books there can be different framings but the actual makeup of the thing is almost always the same#idk what im saying at this point i need to stop putting so much bullshit in tags#whatever#audio drama
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"I wrote in my diary to never be horrible to Dream again, it's not worth it, because I didn't like when he was mad with me, it made me too sad" it's a quote I would expect from c!tommy during the Exile arc, not from Tommyinnit, the content creator, talking about how Dream, the content creator, treated him when he was 15/16
#what the fuck#I'm with jack on this one I hate dream#rosa's garden#dream neg#dream situation#tommyinnit#shut up im talking#shut up I'm talking podcast
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Something about Jacobi’s clone in “time to kill” really messes me up. Because, like, after you listen to the episode where you find out that Lovelace isn’t the original Lovelace, we also find out that the clones don’t actually know that they aren’t the original person. The Jacobi clone was completely convinced that he was the original, so when the others left him outside, his last thought was probably that his friends had just made the worst possible mistake they could have made in that situation, that they had left him, the real Jacobi, to die and now they’re all in danger because there is something else that isn’t him on the ship with them. He died thinking that theres this thing that’s taking his place. This is the worse case scenario and there was nothing he could do about it. On the other hand, the real Jacobi, (assuming that the real Jacobi was the one inside the ship the whole time), had to listen to himself die. And i bet that after he finds out about how Lovelace is an alien, he thinks to himself, what if he isn’t the real Jacobi, that the real Jacobi died when they left him outside, and that he is the alien and just doesn’t know it. Because how could he know that? Lovelace didn’t, and he would never have any solid proof that he doesn’t know either. I bet it drives him a bit crazy, if he constantly has that thought going through his head.
I dont know. I think about this quite often.
#im pretty sure that the original Jacobi is the one that lived#but i do think that he wonders if that’s true sometimes#but like seriously how fucked up is that#would you rather have your last thought be:#that there is something taking your place and no one will ever realize that you aren’t there anymore#or#would you rather have the same thought on loop for the rest of you life:#that what if you are the thing that replaced the real person#the reason that the original person is gone forever#daniel jacobi#isabel lovelace#jacobi wolf 359#lovelace wolf 359#wolf 359#w359#w359 spoilers#wolf 359 podcast#kepler yaps
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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no thoughts only michael who was sacrificed to the thing he feared the most by a person he deeply trusted unaware that her plan was always going go result in his death at best all for nothing because the rituals do not. fucking. work. in the first place. him becoming the distortion could’ve been avoided with no consequence. just an Archivist on a warpath, and a yellow door
#his fate is so deeply tragic#michael shelley#michael the distortion#partially#he had no fucking idea what was going on in the first place#the only thing left of him was his betrayal and the loss of trust#and the distortion’s identity issues#the magnus archives#tma podcast#tma
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noel: *starts talking about the horrifying, manipulative ruler of the dreamlands, the Great Old One Who Will Drive You Mad*
arthur, john, and the entire audience:
#he started talking and I was like “yeah yeah babygirl we know let's elaborate on WHY”#like I'm so glad you survived the Horrors but sir why the FUCK did the king want your ass#what did you do sir I need to know#malevolent#malevolent pod#malevolent podcast#noel malevolent#detective noel#an eldritch being and his wet cat
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some people really need to learn how to knock
#just a guy in a room totally by himself guys. just totally alone. nobody else with him :))#don’t worry he just had some Cheeto dust on his fingers he had to clean off :))))#arthur lester#jarthur#john doe#(implied)#private eyes#malevolent#malevolent podcast#my art#art#god I can’t even REMEMBER the last time I made a fully rendered digital piece holyshittt#feels so fucking good to have fun and make fanart again. and sexualizing a middle aged man no less!!!#truly back on my brand 😌😌😌 what a breath of fresh air#we are SO back
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red valley
#the blue ones are old as HELLLL like at least a couple years now but nobody fucking draws them so i feel obligated to share every scrap#sorry for my inconsistent as fuck warren i have no idea how to capture how he looks in my head hehe#warren godby#gordon porlock#bryony halbech#red valley#red valley podcast#art#fanart#jesus christ the most loud as fuck screeching noise is coming from outside right now and i think its an amazon truck backing up what the fu#k who in the goddamn hell allowed these things to exist bro what
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i'm almost done with season one and I tried to curate a jon design based on how I imagine him plus like with some other designs I've seen in mind too. i wanna know what the FUCK THE EYES MEAN GUYS. ARGHHHHH
close up⬇️
#anyways back to listenjng to tma#the magnus archives#tma#tma podcast#jonathan sims#jon sims#is bro gonna get wormed#dont spoil pls#lmao#ive gotten just a tad bit spoiled but i have no idea what anything means#WHAT THE FUCK IS AN EYEPOCALYPSE#what is this. weirdmageddon???#jon sims fanart#tma fanart
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Gay people never flirt normally its always gotta be shit like You couldn't even keep me tied to a chair, daddy should have taught you how to tie a better knot, boyo
#That scene was fucking insane that was so homoerotic for what#masked#collins malevolent#Dennis collins#the butcher malevolent#the butcher#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#malevolent arthur
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who up sqlointing they peter rn
apotheosis 12 spoilers below cut
literally finished drawing this right when he died like what the hell dude 😭 im literally so afraid to start the finale tho dude 13 pt2 alr made me cry 😭
#peter sqloint my shining star#he means the world to me actually#jrwi peter#peter sqloint#jrwi exandroth#ur telling me ive been spelling it xandroth this whole time. What the fuck#xandroth is so much cooler#im making my own tag.#jrwi xandroth#that feels right#all this work just to question whether this even counts as Xandroth fanart. who gaf hashtag xandroth jrwi#jrwi apotheosis#just roll with it apotheosis#jrwi fanart#jrwishow#jrwi show#jrwi podcast#jrwi#just roll with it fanart#just roll with it#fanart#digital art#digitalart#doodle#art#my art#i literallt had to redo all my tags and reenact my bullshit which made it feel. Significantly less funny than when it was genuine#but thats ok. tumblr just hates me
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Kayne watching John and Yellow go at it
#malevolent#malevolent spoilers#kayne malevolent#john doe#yellow malevolent#what the fuck is his character tag is it that??#malevolent podcast#john doe malevolent
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Skrunkly old meow meow
This Is Taxi but supposed to be during riptide so technically Green I guess
#is taxi his deadname#I lowkey forgot what his staff looked like too but whatever#he was so fun to draw tho#I tried to make him look like a lynx but with an ocelot fur pattern#also since he’s alive in riptide Br’aad is absolutely dead rest in peace faggot#gay people are real#guys look at that paw doesn’t it look so good I’m proud of it#jrwishow#jrwi#jrwi podcast#jrwi art#jrwi riptide#just roll with it riptide#jrwi the fated#jrwi the fated five#the fated#the fated five#jrwi taxi#jrwi taxi the tabaxi#taxi the tabaxi#jrwi green#jrwi green needle#?? how the fuck do I tag this#has literally anyone drawn green from riptide yet#jrwi braxxi#braxxi#braxxi crumbs tee hee#beetles art
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I can’t be the only member of the unhealthily obsessed with gravity falls as a kid to unhealthily obsessed with malevolent as an adult pipeline
#yes these are some of the sketches that are old but I tricked you cause I did clean them up prior to posting#just so they like. make sense#the problem with these is that now I’m thinking about the implications and I’ve got like a whole au in my head#malevolent#my art#gravity falls#malevolent podcast#Arthur lester#John doe#dipper pines#kayne malevolent#bill cipher#anyway arthur and John circa season 2 get transported into the future and into Oregon and they wander into a shack in the woods with weird#signs looking for medical help because Arthur is once again fucking dying and dipper is like. yellow eyed BITCH oh wait no this is different#fuck what’s wrong with this British man
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