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yoursghouly · 2 years ago
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Source: GothMemes
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kingsleychizzard · 2 years ago
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I already posted this on twitter, but I feel like tumblr could use some weird comedy. I also seem to be the only one in the fandom to make a joke like this.
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pirateprincessjess · 9 months ago
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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tiny-pteranodon · 2 years ago
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TALLK ABOUT JAW DROPPING
GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!
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angelicgarnet · 1 year ago
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the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right
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allthatispeculiar · 2 months ago
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adriles · 10 months ago
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
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disease · 5 months ago
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inkskinned · 2 months ago
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having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!
there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.
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chloesimaginationthings · 19 days ago
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How William Afton got his wife in FNAF
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franeridart · 1 year ago
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more dragon
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yoursghouly · 2 years ago
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live footage of me trying to impress a crush and coming off as weird and deranged instead
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katya-1917 · 5 days ago
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No idea what a canned hug is, but suddenly I need to try one, and my teddy bears are screaming that they're nowhere near as good as a fresh hug, giving a plush bear a canned hug is like giving Pooh stale honey.
canned hug drive for the touch starved
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reineydraws · 9 months ago
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three is a pattern, shanks!
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theoldkyokodied · 1 year ago
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Guess who has been rewatching iasip...
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choccy-milky · 3 months ago
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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)
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