#horror humor

[hail-to-the-pumpkin-song]

[troythecatfish]

[yoursghouly]

Source: Cheezburger

[frankendavis]

This is the second of my parodies of the Norman Rockwell classic that I trot out every November. I “hand tinted” this in Photoshop. This was done “pre-AI”.

[maxiemartmanager]

[donniegfoolz]

[aneverlastinghalloween]

Why do these pics from ANoES make the movie look like an erotic thriller? 👀😬😆

[i-am-trans-gwender]

Stephen King's editor when he gets to the the infamous scene in "It"

[chaoticreviewwasteland]

[slasher-fucker-and-sucker]

Slasher Incorrect Quotes

Michael Myers (Halloween) & Ghostface (Scream):

Ghostface: [holding up phone] I’m calling you to ask if your refrigerator is running.

Michael Myers: [tilts head] ...Yes.

Ghostface: Well, you better go catch it! [laughs maniacally]

Michael Myers: [silent stare]

Ghostface: You know, you’re no fun.

Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) & Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street):

Freddy: If you had to choose between Jason’s life and getting a pizza, what topping would you get?

Jason: [writing on a notepad] Extra cheese.

Freddy: Wait, what?!

Jason: I’d choose the pizza.

Leatherface (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) & Chucky (Child’s Play):

Chucky: What’s your favorite scary movie?

Leatherface: [gestures wildly, making chainsaw noises]

Chucky: ...So, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

Leatherface: [nods enthusiastically]

Pennywise (IT) & Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs):

Pennywise: Why do you eat people, Hannibal?

Hannibal: [calmly] Because they are rude.

Pennywise: Oh, I eat them because they taste good. We should do lunch sometime!

Hannibal: I��ll bring the fava beans.

Norman Bates (Psycho) & Patrick Bateman (American Psycho):

Patrick: You ever just... feel like someone is watching you?

Norman: [smiling creepily] Mother is always watching.

Patrick: Cool. [whispers] This guy’s weirder than me.

Billy Loomis (Scream) & Stu Macher (Scream):

Billy: [seriously] We need to come up with a foolproof plan.

Stu: How about we just wing it and hope for the best?

Billy: Stu, that’s literally what got us into this mess in the first place.

Jigsaw (Saw) & Samara (The Ring):

Jigsaw: Do you want to play a game?

Samara: Only if it involves climbing out of a well.

Jigsaw: I was thinking more along the lines of a puzzle.

Samara: [disappointed] Oh. Can the puzzle be in the well?

Candyman & Leprechaun:

Leprechaun: If you say "Candyman" five times in a mirror, he appears.

Candyman: True.

Leprechaun: What happens if I say "Leprechaun" five times?

Candyman: You just annoy everyone around you.

[horygory]

Rick and Morty S1E8 Rixty Minutes (2014)

[hail-to-the-pumpkin-song]

"Five! Five oceans of time that I have crossed! Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh." ⚡️

[troythecatfish]

[yoursghouly]

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[frankendavis]

This is the first of my parodies of the Norman Rockwell classic that I trot out every November. I “hand tinted” this in Photoshop. This was done “pre-AI”. I am especially proud of the fruit bowl.

[demonhuntingcaterpillar]

Audio on. My husband and I were watching The Nun II when my husband elevated this climatic moment

I looked at him and said “oh my god this is going on tumblr”