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scrivnomancer · 5 months ago
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Goodnight out there, whatever you are.
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chemicallygoth · 1 year ago
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"As you throw them a buffet crumb, even YOU won't suspect you're a mere simulacrum!" is the craziest lyric from a musical in the world, and nobody knows about it, but me and a select few
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arynathome · 7 months ago
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Is this an ADHD thing????
because I literally scrimped and saved and put my head down for years and years and years and bought a condo, which I have wanted to do since I was young and all I felt was dread until the dread went away, but no surge of joy
im always coming back to the lyrics in Weird Romance
"If you feel no thrill of triumph
does it mean you didn't win?
Where's the joy? Where's the pride?
Where's the toy surprise inside?
Why am I so out of place in
my orderly world?"
people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.
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habken · 2 months ago
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People don’t understand the concept of liking two characters’ relationship in multiple contexts. They can be lovers in one setting and just friends in another, their dynamic doesn’t have to be consistent in every piece of art I make.
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libraryofmaze · 7 days ago
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Biblio Barbie over on Instagram has the cutest shop filled with monster lover shirts cups stickers and more! She also has her two books for sale as well!
Howls and Homeruns is about a mascot who gains sentience and Gagged by the Gherkin is a fun twist on the Christmas tradition about finding a pickle in a Christmas tree! Both are sentient object romance and so weird and funny and spicy and amazing.
Howls and Home Runs literally made me cry at the ending.
Anywho, I thought I looked cute and that’s rare so, here’s my face!
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authorellenmint · 22 days ago
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She's allergic to eggplant.
He turns into one.
He could literally take her breath away.
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honestlyitsjustsam · 2 months ago
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favourite moments of bg3 -> (5/?)
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cottagecore-raccoon · 2 years ago
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drpepper-slut · 2 months ago
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Ray toro appreciation post because he’s pretty as fuck.
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vonspe · 2 months ago
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double date WHEN
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scrivnomancer · 2 years ago
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chemicallygoth · 3 months ago
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Obscure musical Weird Romance my beloved it's so peak....
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vaguely-concerned · 27 days ago
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the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh
#lucanis is being SO cringe with that line right out there in public and I would die for him. it's just such a weird thing to say#tbf if anyone in the world is used to the insane things lucanis says and would go 'yes yes lucanis waxing poetic about coffee#in ways normal people reserve for trying to get in someone's pants (the roast won't fuck you lucanis)#we've all heard it' like it's all normal I suppose it would be illario. and also he's too busy with the 'shit fuck shit he's not dead#he's not dead of the family members 'supposed' to be dead we're at two definite failures out of two and woe me if the twain should meet#if that IS a demon in there it sure talks exactly in the same bizarre way only my cousin does#does that mean anything what the fuck do I do who do I kill about this' internal monologue I guess#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#I mean he does very much say that to a non-romancing rook too which only makes it all the more delightfully odd#is it a very lucaniscore way of testing the waters. is it just how he always talks about coffee. many plausible approaches here#no one forced him to bring up kisses and 'you should try it' out of the blue like that is all I'm saying. he could have acted normal#(theoretically)#i feel there are reasons to read some stuff into it lol#lucanis when rye says he prefers tea: it's so over cautious overture I don't quite understand myself yet gently rebuffed#lucanis when rye takes him up on the 'so what should a first kiss be' theme: oh we're so back!!!! wait. what. what do I do now#what is this#it's kind of really sweet that rook answers with their own playfully florid beverage based barely hidden metaphor at the end too#matching freaks and having fun with it#as far as lucanis is concerned rye's only true flaws are 1) prefers tea to coffee (oh well. no one can be perfect. cross-cultural love#can conquer all even in this) and 2) weird taste in interior design (did we really HAVE to bring your 15 foot tall corpse statues#with us home rook. I can understand a tasteful skull here and there but this seems excessive. well if it makes you happy I guess)
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ilgattopatata · 4 months ago
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god god i'm relistening to inquisition banter and it makes so much sense that it's varric to confront solas. solas is so fascinated by varric and varric is exactly the opposite of everything solas stands for. so what if orzammar is dying. dwarves still live. what is happening to the dwarves is exactly what happened to the elves but a hundred times slower and solas can't understand why varric wouldn't want to do anything to stop that. but varric never lived in a world that wasn't always changing.
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vampyfrnk · 8 months ago
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me every day of my life.
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improper-use-of-germx · 1 year ago
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Okay so hear me out. Alien who is very close with their human crewmate, and is used to you smelling like the various products humans use for personal hygiene. This is perfectly fine, maybe they even grow an attachment to your preferred brands of deodorant and lotion, but it leaves them completely unprepared the first time they smell your unmasked body odor and realize oh yeah, humans are very sexual creatures and produce pheromones accordingly. It's the alien equivalent of seeing someone you already like half-naked and having an "Oh no they're hot" moment, except you don't even realize the effect you're having on them because you just got done training or woke up from a very sweaty nap and just want to shower.
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