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this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

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Literally my issue with the obsession with john snow being a bastard pls the king has LOTS OF bastards and they’re all invited to be in his army

I love how in disney cartoons when a prince is like "father I have met a mysterious forest woman and she is the love of my life and I cannot possibly marry who you wish me to" the king is always like "No!!!!! you can't fall in love with a forest woman!!!!!! you must marry a princess!!!!!" instead of what a king would have said in real life, which is "why are you telling me about the forest woman. this has no impact whatsoever on your marriage to the princess. we all have a forest woman. it's 1183 and we're barbarians"

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New Years Resolution 2012:

To be the very best like no one ever was.

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A short comic I made about my experiences as a seasonal worker, and the way places change you.

Prints & PDF

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NO ONE knows how to use thou/thee/thy/thine and i need to see that change if ur going to keep making “talking like a medieval peasant” jokes. /lh

They play the same roles as I/me/my/mine. In modern english, we use “you” for both the subject and the direct object/object of preposition/etc, so it’s difficult to compare “thou” to “you”.

So the trick is this: if you are trying to turn something Olde, first turn every “you” into first-person and then replace it like so:

“I” →  “thou”

“Me” →  “thee”

“My” →  “thy”

“Mine” →  “thine”

Let’s suppose we had the sentences “You have a cow. He gave it to you. It is your cow. The cow is yours”.

We could first imagine it in the first person-

“I have a cow. He gave it to me. It is my cow. The cow is mine”.

And then replace it-

“Thou hast a cow. He gave it to thee. It is thy cow. The cow is thine.”

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draw Sora

Damn ur right

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Listen. Listen. No one is ever going to be a better Bob Cratchit than Kermit the Frog.

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Here is the result of a small challenge on instagram; I asked people to give me an animal and an action and I had to represent it in 12 frames maximum

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Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

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Daily Cloud Strife #58

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when things are heating up in the fandom tags you follow, and you don't want to add to it but you sure do love to consume the tea...that's me.

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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry

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I participate in xmas because the corporate overlords tell me to

The other problem with the whole "Christmas is secular!" nonsense is that its other most common use is as a defense of the nonsensical double standard a lot of culturally Christian atheists have, where Christian practices and phrases are generally accepted but anything a different religious group says or does gets stigmatised as "pushing your religion on everyone" even if they're literally keeping it to themselves

It's like how homophobes see pretty much any same-sex affection as obscene but are often more than content to let actual obscenity slide as long as it's at least implicitly straight

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