#Christian’s are weird yall

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[moonchild-in-blue]

Okay tumblerinas, I need your attention for a few seconds.

Because of that aglet poll (see prev reblog), the Phineas and Ferb song is now stuck in my head. Which reminded me of a weird connection I made with it, and now I'm wondering if yall see it too.

The Aglet Song - does, or does it not sound like a y2k Hillsong song? The catchy, pop-y vibes? The uncessing borderline brain-washing repetition? Listen:

and now compare it with, say, Jesus Is My Superhero. Especially around the 1min mark:

Does it not sound like a children's worship song?? Slightly slowed down?? The whole mega-church vibes on the stadium too?? Do you guys see the vision??

[i-merani]

My two cents about the whole Olympics Dionysus feast being interpreted as the last supper is that, as someone who grew up in a very christian nation and christian culture, I would never in a million years, look at a big blue man with bright beard rolling in fruit and go "they are mocking the Christ". It would never cross my mind because why would I think about my god when seeing something that's so out of pocket? I would never insult my religion and my god like that (speaking from a christian's point of view).

As a christian, if you saw all that and thought of the holy jesus and the last supper, I truly think your mind is a little bit twisted and you don't really respect your god to be seeing him in something so vulgar. (Because you denounce it as vulgar right? Yet you saw it and saw your god in it? Have you no shame?)

These religious people crying that the olympics was insulting christianity are the ones who are actually insulting it because it is them who saw something holy in something so "vulgar". Is your religion so vulgar now, that you see your god in a naked blue man surrounded with fruits? And as a Christian, I would accuse you not only of hypocrisy but of blasphemy. Who's the sinner now?

[somerandomjewelleryonthefloor]

if you guys know these 2 movies

PLS MOOT ME OR REBLOG THIS

I NEEDA KNOW IF ANYONE ELSE HAD THE SAME CHILDHOOD AS ME

[gerwilapirligohercia]

I dont like to be identified as queer anymore. It literally means nothing to me. I fall in love with people of any gender and often friends, so what. Dont we all. Why should i give it a name? I already have a name that wholly describes who i am, queerness included.

I understand giving it a name and wearing it proud can give you confidence and i support you because i have felt like that. But i think it is great to not make being queer a big thing. To be queer and to disagree with some queer community beliefs. To not be a stereotype or an activist.

I want to show people around me that being queer isnt the same as being extremely progressive or atheist or activist or weird or loud. That even little silent christian cis girlies can be queer as fuck. Anyone can be. Queer is not a certain type of people.

[snekdood]

im not gonna act like its as severe as hindutvas make it out to be but if you deny hinduphobia exists you're just a dumbass i think

[babybabymerrychristmas]

the way taylor and some of her fans think marriage is the ultimate marker of true love is wild to me but it tracks for a fandom that likes the prophecy that much tbh

[moredifferentthanusual]

Hey people of tumblr I have an idea of a way to help support Gaza. This one's especially for people living in Christian areas with a lot of mainstream acceptance of israel. It's only a few days until Christmas and as for all Gazans, things are incredibly desperate for the small population of Christian Gazans. In particular here are some articles talking about fears all Christians in Gaza will be dead soon.

So how about we call up our local churches and ask what they're doing to help the people of Palestine?

The articles I've linked come from a variety of backgrounds. Some predate oct 7th. All focus on the plight of Christians in Palestine. Take your pick for what source you think will speak to your audience.

I want you to find a church that is ignoring the genocide or even praying for israel and then point out it's not just people being murdered. It's their people being murdered. Contact your local church like "Hey I'm Name, I'm not really a member of any church these days but it's Christmas and I really want to do something to help people in Palestine. I was wondering if you have something planned over Christmas? Maybe a prayer meeting or a protest or something idk 🥺" Then if you recieve any pushback switch to "oh but I'm just sooooo worried about our fellow Christians unable to celebrate Christmas".

It's a great place to ease people into caring about genocide who normally wouldn't. And if you convince a priest they might tell their whole congregation about how this christmas they have to show up for persecuted christians in jesus' birthplace. Worth a try?

[staticofthetv]

My being ex religious is real weird because I still very often talk a lot like someone who is religious but now I do it ironically

[z00r0p4]

in art history before 1500 and we're past the rome part and I cant tell ANY of these mfs apart yall; they all just rome posers 2 me.

[geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde]

Psssst...

I have a secret for you!

Whatever ship it is that you're super into and feel like you shouldn't be - you're so valid. Anyone telling you otherwise is not someone you need in your life.

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

tumblrified jesus??? bible in tumblr art style???

ok sure

jesus holding a lamb based on that painting of jesus holding a lamb

[mx-paint]

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[doja-reve]

I wonder if it is coincidence that the first reading (for Roman Catholics) for Christmas day mass is Isaiah 52:7-10. It is, from the very brief amount of research I did, a passage that tells Jerusalem to rejoice for it will be freed from destruction and captivity. It explicitly mentioned the mountain Zion (a bitter shock to see in the current times even if it was really only a mountain then). The readings during mass are (as far as I know) predetermined and I do not want to propagate conspiracy or these sorts of coincidences in spite of being religious, yet I cannot help feel that it is a suitably ironic passage that supports the Palestinian resistance. Does God have a favorite "people" or are we all not included in that? If there is only certain people that God loves, then why should others like me who are not included in that group believe in that God or support the exclusive group of people that God loves? Before all else, our faiths must be human ones--when we rejoice over freedom of a people from captivity and destruction that means any and all people.

[snekdood]

Dude.. my ex boyfriend totally did get me into conspiracy theory shit, even if unintentionally (i think its intentional im sure he believed in that shit. Would not surprise me at all.) At the time i was already pretty isolated from anyone online who mightve countered any of my dumb spiritual or alien related beliefs because of some dumb shit i said online making most of the friends and followers i made online generally avoid me, depending on who it was. I was just a regular pagan and then he showed me this weird video with all this weird conspiracy theory symbolism in it. I looked it up later on and looked up the meaning of the symbolism and came across a whole bunch of stuff posing itself as Secret Information The US Govt Doesnt Want You To Know About, etc. And then i just fell deeper into the conspiracy theory pipeline, traded my paganism for new age beliefs, and goddamn dude. Like we both got suspended from school bc he had a dumb idea to dumb shit there and i spent my time in detention fucking. Trying to read "the emerald tablets" or whatever tf. Its all coming back to me rn.

[mwagneto]

hungarian/nomadic magyar tumblr circa 998AD dashboard simulator

🏞️ vándor-ló-979 Follow

not yall still spreading emese's foundation myth??? she literally claims she fucked a bird????? like either she's lying or she cheated and she's trying to cover it up or well. i dont even want to consider the third option

🪺 magánügyek Follow

tengri forbid women do anything???

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🦅 szél-könnyű-szárnyán-szállj Follow

okay im sick of the discourse let's do this.

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🐎 istván-rovására Follow

that took so long lmao -> !!!!!!!∧◇ᛏ⋈∧

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🐴 csillagösvény Follow

i'm so serious rn if you support """istván""" in any way just unfollow and block me. we do NOT need him or his dumbass god and what he's been doing to our people to spread his religion is shameful.

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

btw we all know your real name is vajk stop larping as a christian it's EMBARRASSINGGGG

✝️ esztergom-örökké Follow

love seeing my mutuals reblogging this /s anyway op has multiple posts on their blog supporting quartering and human sacrifice. in case you were wondering. anyway stand with István

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

1) we dont even do human sacrifices, are you fucking stupid??? show me ONE post where i talk about that. 2) are you seriously forgetting that your bestie istván LITERALLY QUARTERED HIS UNCLE?????

#sorry to put this dumbass on the dash😭 dont even engage just block them #ur not making it up the tree of life lmao #discourse

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🌅 bolygó-kárpáti Follow

friendly reminder that just because you're white passing doesn't mean you're not a real magyar!! people with mixed parents are just as valid <3

🏇 attila-népe Follow

cranky coz ur ancestors decided to mix with the europeans arent you

🧺 lemezelő Follow

isnt your girlfriend literally frankish????

🏇 attila-népe Follow

you had to have done some serious stalking to find that💀 and first of all i didn't have a choice, my parents picked the tribe, and second of all she's not my "girlfriend" i got her via ritual kidnapping (WITH consent. before anyone gets weird)

🌐 a-kiber-kovács Follow

Couldn't you have kidnapped another magyar woman? Or someone from another mongoloid tribe?

🔅 hadúrsimp Follow

ohh sure so now human pet guy is gonna chime in to advocate for the kidnapping of our women while being lowkey racist. what are you even doing on nomadblr????

🌅 bolygó-kárpáti Follow

what the fuck happened to my post

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🪔 rakabonciás Follow

for the nth time, you're only a true shaman if you were born with teeth OR with extra fingers OR in the sac. the rest of you are faking & we can tell.

🦅szél-könnyű-szárnyán-szállj Follow

okay people keep spreading this but this is literally just wrong?? like congrats on the 6 fingers op im glad u and Little Golden Father have a special connection (genuinely) but like. táltos and sámán and mágus and garabonciás and javas etc are all different things with completely different requirements and life paths which you should definitely know if you're claiming to be one?? especially since your post says shaman but you're listing the criteria for a táltos, and your username looks like a play on garabonciás so. which is it🤔 maybe get your facts in order before trying to gatekeep

anyway don't listen to op!! your connection to the Upper World is yours alone and you're the best judge of what the Fathers and Mothers want your path in life to be!!

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🛐 mea-culpa Follow

It breaks my heart that the majority of my people still refuse to see the One True God and insist on sticking to their pagan spirits. I fear that when judgement day comes, we will all be wiped out thanks to their foul godless ways.

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

how tf am i godless when i literally have dozens of gods? little mothers and little fathers are in everything all around us & it must suck ass to live in a world where you're not surrounded by the small gods that inhabit everything. manifesting that the fene and the guta tag team beat your ass tonight

🔅 hadúrsimp Follow

hadúr will literally strike op down personally. he told me himself. whispered it to me sweetly even

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

while i agree with you, i feel like you might also have ulterior motives, nomadblr user hadúrsimp

#but live your truth! doubly so on the posts of these freak repressed bible lovers. meanwhile on the #COOL side of magyarhood we walk around butt ass naked!!! op have fun never experiencing joy ever again tho #discourse

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👑 sanctus-stephanus Follow

posting from an alt so i don't get cancelled but lowkey i'm starting to think koppány was right.... maybe this christianity thing isn't gonna work out after all

👑 sanctus-stephanus Follow

WRONG BLOG

👑 sanctus-stephanus Follow

THIS WAS A JOKE. IGNORE THIS

🪺 magánügyek Follow

ISTVÁN????????????? 💀