#Christian’s are weird yall

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[imsaunteringvaguelydownwards]

if I hear one more person say that Vik is ace I’m gonna go jump off a cliff (read the tags if u want a rant)

[i-merani]

My two cents about the whole Olympics Dionysus feast being interpreted as the last supper is that, as someone who grew up in a very christian nation and christian culture, I would never in a million years, look at a big blue man with bright beard rolling in fruit and go "they are mocking the Christ". It would never cross my mind because why would I think about my god when seeing something that's so out of pocket? I would never insult my religion and my god like that (speaking from a christian's point of view).

As a christian, if you saw all that and thought of the holy jesus and the last supper, I truly think your mind is a little bit twisted and you don't really respect your god to be seeing him in something so vulgar. (Because you denounce it as vulgar right? Yet you saw it and saw your god in it? Have you no shame?)

These religious people crying that the olympics was insulting christianity are the ones who are actually insulting it because it is them who saw something holy in something so "vulgar". Is your religion so vulgar now, that you see your god in a naked blue man surrounded with fruits? And as a Christian, I would accuse you not only of hypocrisy but of blasphemy. Who's the sinner now?

[vintag3-f4wns]

Yes, i am Catholic

No, I do not hate gay people

No, I am not racist

No, I won't be rude or treat you badly if we don't agree on some things.

I believe god told us to love eachother, and that's exactly what I aim to do, be nice and treat everyone kindly regardless of their lifestyle.

I haven't outwardly attacked anyone, nor have I mentioned my religion on here at all, please stop attacking me for no reason<3

Have a nice dayy

[pigeons-with-jello]

i just need to sit here and have every drop of info on theology injected directly into my mind

[ouidamforeman]

every day i see ppl blaming a different type of idea for people treating each other like shit and its more annoying every time. like idk maybe its time to stop believing ideas can control you and that you can magically be poisoned by them. "people are horrible because they believe this!" is actually nonsense its just easier to pretend you can eradicate an idea than it is to acknowledge that people are actually already looking for reasons and excuses to act horrible to others and the idea is picked up as a tool to do that. genuinely so many 'progressive' people believe in evil idea poisoning and it shows lol

[gerwilapirligohercia]

I dont like to be identified as queer anymore. It literally means nothing to me. I fall in love with people of any gender and often friends, so what. Dont we all. Why should i give it a name? I already have a name that wholly describes who i am, queerness included.

I understand giving it a name and wearing it proud can give you confidence and i support you because i have felt like that. But i think it is great to not make being queer a big thing. To be queer and to disagree with some queer community beliefs. To not be a stereotype or an activist.

I want to show people around me that being queer isnt the same as being extremely progressive or atheist or activist or weird or loud. That even little silent christian cis girlies can be queer as fuck. Anyone can be. Queer is not a certain type of people.

[snekdood]

im not gonna act like its as severe as hindutvas make it out to be but if you deny hinduphobia exists you're just a dumbass i think

[theholidayslingerlikebadperfume]

the way taylor and some of her fans think marriage is the ultimate marker of true love is wild to me but it tracks for a fandom that likes the prophecy that much tbh

[staticofthetv]

My being ex religious is real weird because I still very often talk a lot like someone who is religious but now I do it ironically

[geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde]

Psssst...

I have a secret for you!

Whatever ship it is that you're super into and feel like you shouldn't be - you're so valid. Anyone telling you otherwise is not someone you need in your life.

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

tumblrified jesus??? bible in tumblr art style???

ok sure

jesus holding a lamb based on that painting of jesus holding a lamb

[mx-paint]

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[mwagneto]

hungarian/nomadic magyar tumblr circa 998AD dashboard simulator

🏞️ vándor-ló-979 Follow

not yall still spreading emese's foundation myth??? she literally claims she fucked a bird????? like either she's lying or she cheated and she's trying to cover it up or well. i dont even want to consider the third option

🪺 magánügyek Follow

tengri forbid women do anything???

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🦅 szél-könnyű-szárnyán-szállj Follow

okay im sick of the discourse let's do this.

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🐎 istván-rovására Follow

that took so long lmao -> !!!!!!!∧◇ᛏ⋈∧

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🐴 csillagösvény Follow

i'm so serious rn if you support """istván""" in any way just unfollow and block me. we do NOT need him or his dumbass god and what he's been doing to our people to spread his religion is shameful.

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

btw we all know your real name is vajk stop larping as a christian it's EMBARRASSINGGGG

✝️ esztergom-örökké Follow

love seeing my mutuals reblogging this /s anyway op has multiple posts on their blog supporting quartering and human sacrifice. in case you were wondering. anyway stand with István

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

1) we dont even do human sacrifices, are you fucking stupid??? show me ONE post where i talk about that. 2) are you seriously forgetting that your bestie istván LITERALLY QUARTERED HIS UNCLE?????

#sorry to put this dumbass on the dash😭 dont even engage just block them #ur not making it up the tree of life lmao #discourse

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🌅 bolygó-kárpáti Follow

friendly reminder that just because you're white passing doesn't mean you're not a real magyar!! people with mixed parents are just as valid <3

🏇 attila-népe Follow

cranky coz ur ancestors decided to mix with the europeans arent you

🧺 lemezelő Follow

isnt your girlfriend literally frankish????

🏇 attila-népe Follow

you had to have done some serious stalking to find that💀 and first of all i didn't have a choice, my parents picked the tribe, and second of all she's not my "girlfriend" i got her via ritual kidnapping (WITH consent. before anyone gets weird)

🌐 a-kiber-kovács Follow

Couldn't you have kidnapped another magyar woman? Or someone from another mongoloid tribe?

🔅 hadúrsimp Follow

ohh sure so now human pet guy is gonna chime in to advocate for the kidnapping of our women while being lowkey racist. what are you even doing on nomadblr????

🌅 bolygó-kárpáti Follow

what the fuck happened to my post

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🪔 rakabonciás Follow

for the nth time, you're only a true shaman if you were born with teeth OR with extra fingers OR in the sac. the rest of you are faking & we can tell.

🦅szél-könnyű-szárnyán-szállj Follow

okay people keep spreading this but this is literally just wrong?? like congrats on the 6 fingers op im glad u and Little Golden Father have a special connection (genuinely) but like. táltos and sámán and mágus and garabonciás and javas etc are all different things with completely different requirements and life paths which you should definitely know if you're claiming to be one?? especially since your post says shaman but you're listing the criteria for a táltos, and your username looks like a play on garabonciás so. which is it🤔 maybe get your facts in order before trying to gatekeep

anyway don't listen to op!! your connection to the Upper World is yours alone and you're the best judge of what the Fathers and Mothers want your path in life to be!!

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🛐 mea-culpa Follow

It breaks my heart that the majority of my people still refuse to see the One True God and insist on sticking to their pagan spirits. I fear that when judgement day comes, we will all be wiped out thanks to their foul godless ways.

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

how tf am i godless when i literally have dozens of gods? little mothers and little fathers are in everything all around us & it must suck ass to live in a world where you're not surrounded by the small gods that inhabit everything. manifesting that the fene and the guta tag team beat your ass tonight

🔅 hadúrsimp Follow

hadúr will literally strike op down personally. he told me himself. whispered it to me sweetly even

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

while i agree with you, i feel like you might also have ulterior motives, nomadblr user hadúrsimp

#but live your truth! doubly so on the posts of these freak repressed bible lovers. meanwhile on the #COOL side of magyarhood we walk around butt ass naked!!! op have fun never experiencing joy ever again tho #discourse

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👑 sanctus-stephanus Follow

posting from an alt so i don't get cancelled but lowkey i'm starting to think koppány was right.... maybe this christianity thing isn't gonna work out after all

👑 sanctus-stephanus Follow

WRONG BLOG

👑 sanctus-stephanus Follow

THIS WAS A JOKE. IGNORE THIS

🪺 magánügyek Follow

ISTVÁN????????????? 💀

[snekdood]

So many tarot readers on yt are poisoned by cultrual christanity. All the divine feminine shit and snakes being a symbol for something Bad shit and then its so weird when they both embrace egyptian shit and then also pray to "God" and constantly talk about praising their One True God like ma'am. Who are you. What is this. Whats going on here.

[teaboot]

It's weird enough as an agnostic having a solid month and a half of of nonstop schristmas music a year but what's it like for yall raised in fullon non-christian religions to hear dead 1950s white jazz guys harp on about snow and magic and Jesus in Bethlehem n shit

If i walked into work one day and there was an entire ass playlist full of 1960's funk about Brahma think I'd zone out a lot tbh

Would spend a lot of time googling