trashburgersblair
A Dumpster fire of Trash
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Blair/Ev (she/her he/him it/its ?/?) | Artist (feel free to send in requests!) | Stuck in fiction podcast hell | PLEASE PLEASE send me aaks. I dont care what they are about. Send me the most random shit i give you all the permissions.
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trashburgersblair · 15 minutes ago
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Medical professionals: you should be getting at least ten minutes of direct sunlight a day.
Me: bet *sits in direct sunlight for ten minutes while answering emails*
My body: *feels better and is no longer sluggish*
Me:
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trashburgersblair · 15 minutes ago
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Reported Bigfoot Sightings
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trashburgersblair · 17 minutes ago
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oedipus. because i havent seen this picture before and its neat
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trashburgersblair · 18 minutes ago
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trashburgersblair · 18 minutes ago
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They are literally angels
WHATWWWWHAAATTT WHHAAATTTTT
OMGOMOGMOGMGOMGOGM???????????`
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trashburgersblair · 19 minutes ago
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Marius. Am I right guys?
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trashburgersblair · 20 hours ago
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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use
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trashburgersblair · 20 hours ago
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Biden hail mary concept: Sentence Trump to prison before he can take office
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trashburgersblair · 20 hours ago
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Even more cool search trends
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trashburgersblair · 20 hours ago
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Thoughts to the two cows living over my house?
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This one likes to come near and talk with us. I think the cow likes my dog. Unfortunaly my dog is scared and doesn't want to be friends ):
HI I LOVE THESE BEASTS!!!! please give them head scratches from me please please please!!!
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trashburgersblair · 21 hours ago
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Once again re-listening to Within The Wires (Season 8) while at work.
And the end of Cassette 7, Side A is just "Brian" sitting there aghast.
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trashburgersblair · 21 hours ago
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lovelace wiping off hera's camera lens and afterwards she has to search "am i gay quiz" on the hephaestus archives
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trashburgersblair · 21 hours ago
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recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours
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trashburgersblair · 21 hours ago
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Can yuo draw Lovelace and Jacobi hitting the gay bar
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trashburgersblair · 21 hours ago
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Divorce 🤝 gender transition = a big costly life decision with too much paperwork that conservatives say will cause the end of civilization & ruin your life but if you actually ask people who chose to do it, they'll tell you their only regret is that they didn't do it sooner
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trashburgersblair · 21 hours ago
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i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive
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trashburgersblair · 21 hours ago
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Follow for the same picture of Nastya every day
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