#we need more incorrect quotes dump

[iceclew]

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Incorrect quotes Part 2 (RnM fanfic related)

Part 1, Part 3

Ratchet: If you had 7 cookies and I asked for 3, how many would you have?

Pinkie: None.

Ratchet: This is basic math Pinkie-

Pinkie: I would give them all to you because you are my friend!

Ratchet: [holding back tears] Disgusting. Get away from me.

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Optimus: I’m adopting another child.

Sunset: Congratulations, Optimus! That’s great-

Optimus: It’s you, sign here.

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Sideswipe: NO. NO SHUT- SHUT THE FRAG UP!

Rainbow: YOU KNOW I’M RIGHT!

Sideswipe: NO, YOU’RE NOT! YOU’RE STUPID! YOU’RE DUMP!

Rainbow: YOU JUST DON’T WANT TO ADMIT THAT I WAS RIGHT!

Sideswipe: YOU’RE NOT!

Rainbow: I AM!

Strongarm, beyond confused: What are they arguing about?

Twilight: Fnaf lore.

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[on a walk]

Bumblebee: It’s beautiful out here.

Fluttershy: And quiet.

Bumblebee: Too quiet.

Fluttershy: Did we lose someone?

[cut to Pinkie and Smokescreen screaming while running from a bear]

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Sunset: Ratchet isn’t answering.

Twilight: I’ll call.

Rainbow: Twi, we all tried several times each, what makes you thi-

Ratchet: Hello?

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Rainbow: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Bumblebee: Wasn’t Sideswipe with you?

Sideswipe: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Sunset: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Fluttershy: How can you still say that?!

Sunset: Because when things get though, denial is all we have.

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Rainbow: Don’t worry, if there’s a bad guy within a mile of us, I’ll sense it.

A Vehicon: *appears behind her*

Rainbow: May be a little off my game here.

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Ratchet: You think I enjoy being a mother hen to you all?!

The whole team: …

Ratchet: Okay, fine. It’s like a crack to me.

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Rainbow: When I was little-

Sideswipe: Pfft, “was”.

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Ratchet: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Twilight: It was me…

Ratchet: …Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Rarity: This is a mistake!

Knock Out: A mistake we’re going to laugh about one day!

Rarity: But not today.

Knock Out: Oh, no. Today’s going to be a mess.

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Rainbow, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Sideswipe, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Pinkie, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Smokescreen, trembling: What are we even playing??

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Rarity: Just be careful, Knock Out!

Knock Out: I’m always careful, my dear!

Knock Out: It’s everything around me that’s careless.

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Pinkie: I’ve already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Smokescreen: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Sideswipe: Yo, come here.

Rainbow: For what?

Sideswipe: Just come here.

Rainbow: Nah, you’re gonna hit me.

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Twilight: Am I in trouble?

Arcee: Take a guess.

Twilight: No?

Arcee: Take another guess.

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Rarity: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Knock Out: Thank you.

Rarity: I didn’t say that was a good thing.

Knock Out: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny.

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Sideswipe: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Rainbow: You and me!

Sideswipe, tearing up: Okay.

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Optimus: With great power comes great responsibility.

Sunset: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Twilight: How do I deal with my enemies?

Arcee: Kill them.

Twilight: That’s a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.

Arcee: Kill them only a little?

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Pinkie: I have made a complete replica of the Eiffel Tower out of popsicle sticks!

Smokescreen: Pinkie… how much popsicles did you eat?

Pinkie: I can’t feel my tongue and world smells of colors!

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Bumblebee: I know you two snuck out last night, Rainbow.

Sideswipe, whispering: Play dump.

Rainbow: Who’s Rainbow?

Sideswipe: Not that dump!

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Shockwave: This kind of idiocy will NOT be tolerated in my laboratory.

Steve: Is there a level of idiocy you'd be more comfortable with, sir?

[puer-aurea]

i got some incorrect quotes to showcase the crews dynamics and give insight into what arabellas personality will be like without flat out saying it

Jimmy, Swansea, Curly, Anya, Arabella, Daisuke (also what happened to the yellow color?? curly was supposed to be yellow but its gone???)

Swansea: Shut it Daisuke, I only shook your hand because I had to. We will NEVER be friends. Daisuke: Lets survive this together! Swansea: I HOPE YOU DIE.

Curly: *out cold on the ground* Daisuke: Oh my god, do you think they’re okay?! Swansea, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Curly’s face*

Curly, in the groupchat: So you guys robbed Jimmy? Jimmy: Yeah, all of them. Anya: Lies. Swansea: Slander. Arabella: That’s bullshit. Daisuke: And we’d do it again.

Jimmy: State your name, rank, and intention. Arabella: Arabella, Arabella, fun.

Jimmy: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.

Arabella, grinning: Before you were what? Jimmy: Before I was- Arabella: What? Jimmy: Before I was inter- Arabella: Before you were interrupted? Jimmy: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll- Arabella: What? Jimmy: *makes frustrated sound* Anya, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.

Anya: Daisuke just insisted Swansea and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter. Anya: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

Anya: That’s why we needed to get an expert. Arabella: Oh, really? Who did you get? Anya: *stares* Arabella: Oh! Right, that’s me… Yes.

Arabella, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce. Anya: Hey, do you take constructive criticism? Arabella: I absolutely fucking do not.

Anya: A-are you sure this is safe?! Jimmy: Oh, quit being such a baby. It’s perfectly safe! …For me!

Jimmy: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Arabella: The cow?? Jimmy: What? Anya: Arabella, W H Y?

Arabella: Jimmy, we tried things your way. Jimmy: No, we didn't. Arabella: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

Arabella: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK! Jimmy: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

Anya, gesturing to Arabella: Curly, look what you did! You made Mom upset! Daisuke: Mom, please don’t cry, we’re sorry! Curly: I’m sorry Mom... :( Arabella, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

Anya: You read my diary? Curly: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Arabella: I prevented a murder today. Daisuke: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that? Arabella: Self-control.

Arabella: What makes you all smile? Curly: Friends and Family. Daisuke: Snacks. Jimmy: Victory and success. Anya: Face muscles.

Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Arabella/Jimmy: No.

Jimmy: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven. Anya: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

Jimmy: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like? Arabella: Do you make any other kind?

Anya: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all? Jimmy: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Arabella: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start! Arabella: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee. Jimmy, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.

Curly: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school. Daisuke: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”… Jimmy: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!

Anya: I'm bored. Arabella: Wanna commit first degree murder? Anya: Sure! Curly, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Jimmy down!!

*out grocery shopping* Anya: *takes a free sample twice* Anya: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Arabella: Ladies, gentlemen and Curly, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! Daisuke: A llama? Arabella: No. Daisuke: A baby llama? Arabella: No! Daisuke: A baby llama with a little hat on? Arabella: NO!

Arabella, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. Swansea, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

Swansea: Big day today, Daisuke. *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain? Daisuke: Mustard– looks less like blood.

Curly: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Arabella: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

Arabella: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. Arabella: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. Curly: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? Arabella: Ominous positivity.

Daisuke: Hey Jimmy, do you have any hobbies? Jimmy: Swimming.. Daisuke: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to- Jimmy: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

Anya: Can we talk about that mass email you sent? Arabella: Why? It was important. Anya: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit". Daisuke, shrugging: The people need to know.

Arabella: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.

Daisuke: Don’t mansplain this to me! Anya: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you! Daisuke: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!

Arabella: Which country has the most birds? Arabella: Portu-geese! Swansea: That's a language. Arabella: Portu-gull? Swansea: Good recovery. Anya: I think you mean good re-dovery. Daisuke: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

Curly: Norwegia. Is. Not. A. COUNTRY! Daisuke: Then where are Norwegian people from!? Anya: NORWAY!!

these next ones js made me laugh (i dont ship curly and jimmy these just genuinely had me bent over cackling) Curly, about Jimmy: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

Jimmy: *sucking on a popsicle* Arabella: Pfft, you practicing for when Curly gets here? Jimmy: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle* Arabella: *Concern*

Curly: Wow, they really hate us. Jimmy: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. Curly: But we’re not gay, Jimmy. Jimmy: Curly: Jimmy: We’re not?

[blazingstar400]

Incorrect Scarlet and Violet Quotes Part 2

Hey everyone!! Guess what time it is? Yeah, you guessed it. More incorrect quotes!!!

Rika: This cookie is… spicy? It’s supposed to be sweet. It’s not even fully baked. If I had to rate this I would give it two—

Poppy: I baked it myself! :)

Rika: —out of two stars, best cookie I’ve ever had!

Carmine: *is unconscious*

Juliana, worried: Carmine’s not breathing! What do we do?!?

Drayton: I’ll give her mouth to mouth!

Carmine: *wakes up* Don’t you dare!!

Juliana: Hey bestie—

Kieran: Die.

Juliana: What did I do to you—

*sometime during the events of the Teal Mask*

Kieran: You know, I never had a friend before…

Juliana: I can be your friend! :D

Kieran:

Kieran: I never had a girlfriend either—

Penny: *is sick*

Nemona: *rushes in and dumps a stack of papers in front of her*

Penny: …Homework?

Nemona: It’s my way of saying ‘get well soon’.

Penny, groaning: You know, chocolate says that even better.

Nemona: I did all your assignments for you! All you have to do is sign your name.

Penny: …Chocolate means nothing to me.

Kieran: Why are you smiling?

Drayton: I’m reading something.

Kieran: Oh, is it good?

Drayton: It’s perfect! This boy is so in love!

Kieran: What is the name of the book?

Drayton, smirking: Your diary!

Kieran, now furiously blushing: W-wait, what?! Drayton, NO! Give it back—

Penny: So, what is Black to you?

Juliana: The reason I wake up every morning.

Penny: Aw, that’s adorable.

Black earlier that morning, barging into Juliana’s room, and literally using the move tackle on her: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, *starts biting her ear and pulling her hair* WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP!!!!

Crispin: Please, don’t do this. You’ll break my heart.

Drayton: I’m gonna do it!

Crispin: I’ll never forgive you.

Drayton: …

Crispin: …

Drayton: …

Drayton: *throws the last Oreo into his mouth*

Crispin: You’re dead to me.

Florian, giving advice to a new trainer: First rule of battle, don’t ever let them know where you are.

Nemona, shooting out of frame: WHOOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME OF ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME AND FACE ME! WHOOOOOO!!!

Florian:

Florian: ‘Course, there are other schools of thought…

Kieran, borrowing a Rotom phone: Hello?

Drayton, also on the phone: Hey, what’s up?

Kieran: This is Kieran. I need your help, can you come over?

Drayton: Uh I can’t, I’m buying clothes.

Kieran: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.

Drayton: I can’t find them.

Kieran: What do you mean you can’t find them?

Drayton: I can’t find them, there’s only ice cream.

Kieran: …What do you mean there’s only ice cream?

Drayton: It means there’s only ice cream!

Kieran: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE ICE CREAM ISLE!

Drayton: ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME! JEEZ!

*Drayton walks to the next isle* Drayton: There’s more ice cream!

Kieran: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE ICE CREAM?!

Drayton: THERE’S JUST MORE ICE CREAM!

Kieran: GO INTO THE NEXT ISLE!

Drayton: THERE’S STILL ICE CREAM!

Kieran: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!

Drayton: I’M AT ICE CREAM!

Kieran: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR ‘AT ICE CREAM’?!?!

Drayton: I MEAN I’M AT ICE CREAM!

Kieran: WHAT SHOP ARE YOU IN?!?!

Drayton: I’M AT THE ICE CREAM SHOP!!

Kieran: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE ICE CREAM SHOP, YOU IDIOT?!?!

Drayton: I DON’T KNOW!!

Kieran: ARUGH!!!

*Florian sneezes*

Carmine: …

Florian, annoyed: Really? Not even a bless you?

Carmine: Your friends with me. Your clearly blessed.

Kieran: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Juliana, excitedly: Forty five seconds?!

Kieran: What? No! I said four TO five seconds! ///

Juliana, already hugging Kieran: Too late!!!

Florian: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Arven: For the dogs.

Florian: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Arven: They don’t know how.

Drayton: Why should I make my bed, when I’m just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?

Carmine, annoyed: Why should we feed you if your just gonna die anyways?

Drayton:

Drayton: I’ll go make my bed—

I hoped you guys liked these!! I still have a ton of quotes in my document so there might be a part 3. Also, so you’re aware Black is the eevee Penny traded Juliana in the league club. I like to think he’s pretty sassy, defiant, and a huge troublemaker. Juliana really has a difficult time with him lol.

[writeournamesinthestars]

A Compilation of Incorrect Quotes (Hazbin)

Alastor: Why am I the bad guy?  Angel: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

Lucifer: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?  Charlie: *crouches down*  Angel: *kneels down*  Alastor: *sits on the floor*  Lucifer: Lucifer: I hate all of you.

Angel: Between Vox, Valentino and Velvette, there are three braincells.  Angel: And Velvette has all three of them.

*during a group project*  Vox: *does 99% of the work*  Valentino: *has no idea what’s going on*  Velvette: *says she’s gonna help but does not*  Alastor: *disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end*

Charlie: If I fall…  Vaggie: I’ll be there to catch you.  Angel: *looks at Husk* What if I fall?  Husk: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.  Valentino: *watches these two interactions*  Valentino, to Vox: And if I fall?  Vox: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

Husk: Angel is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?  Nifty: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.  Pentious: Tackle them!  Alastor: Dump them.  Cherri: Kick them in the shin!  Angel: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

Pentious, sweating: Cherri, there’s something I need to ask you-  Cherri: Finally! You’re proposing!  Pentious: How’d you know?  Cherri: Pentious, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.  Cherri: I even picked it up once.

*The group is gathered in the living room for a meeting*  Angel: *walks in and sits on Husk’s lap*  Everyone else: …  Vaggie: Why are you sitting there?  Angel: There’s no free seats!  Charlie: But we made sure there was enough room for-  Husk: *hugs Angel tightly* There are no free seats.

Velvette: All of your existences are confusing.  The Vees: How so?  Velvette: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

Angel: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...  Charlie: I really care about your feelings!  Vaggie: I really care about YOUR feelings!  Angel, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...  Valentino: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!  Vox: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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Hey There Delilah Incorrect Quotes

Delilah: I didn't drink that much last night.

Randy: You were flirting with Cody.

Delilah: So what? They're my partner.

Randy: You asked if they were single.

Randy: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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Cody: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.

Delilah, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Cody: Perfect.

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Delilah: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Cody: Peonies, why?

Delilah:

Cody: Were you going to get me flowers?

Delilah:

Cody:

Delilah: ᶦᵗ’ˢ �� ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Seth, sweating: Cody, there’s something I need to ask you-

Cody: Finally! You’re proposing!

Seth: How’d you know?

Cody: Seth, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Cody: I even picked it up once.

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Rhea: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Delilah: I really care about your feelings!

Cody: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Rhea, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Becky: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Seth: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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Delilah: Cody is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Seth: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.

Roman: Tackle them!

Rhea: Dump them.

Becky: Kick them in the shin!

Cody: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

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Damien: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

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Seth: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Delilah: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Cody I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

*Later that night*

Delilah, very much awake: Uh oh.

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Delilah, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Randy: Cody's in the kitchen.

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Delilah: That's ridiculous, Cody doesn't have a crush on me.

Randy: Yes they do.

Dom: Yes they do.

Cody: Yes I do.

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Randy: *sees Delilah and Cody together*

Randy: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Dom: You mean... you ship them?

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@alyyaanna

[mayflowers515]

You know what? I like you.

Have some random incorrect quotes of the Critters!

(Not specific to the AU. Canon? Idk, these are just for fun-)

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Bubba: I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard.

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Bobby: Crafty, when’s your birthday? Crafty: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me? Bobby: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

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CatNap: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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Picky: What do we say when making bread? Hoppy, glumly: That's the dough rising. Picky: And what do we NOT say? Hoppy, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

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Bobby, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Picky, standing in front of Bobby: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen* Bobby, crying: Please...stop...

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Kickin: Ooh, I like your accent, where you from? Someone: I am Liberian. Kickin: Oh, my bad. Kickin, whispering: I like your accent, where you from?

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Hoppy: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

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Kickin: This should be illegal! Bubba: It is.

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DogDay: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back. CatNap: Why are you telling me this, I don't care. CatNap, right after DogDay leaves the room: I miss him already.

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(Alt version)

Literally anyone: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back. Bobby: Why are you telling me this, I don't care. Bobby, right after literally anyone leaves the room: I miss you already.

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Bubba: Crafty told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

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DogDay: What the fuck is wrong with you?? CatNap: What? No good morning? DogDay: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

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DogDay: You saved me! Why? CatNap: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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CatNap: *out cold on the ground* (he's just asleep, dw) Crafty: Oh my god, do you think he's okay?! Kickin, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on CatNap's face*

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Kickin: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me! Hoppy: Oh-? Even more humiliating than- Kickin: We are not doing this!

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Bubba: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Literally anyone: Okay? Bubba: … Bubba: … Bubba: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—

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Kickin: You... you said I could trust you!! Kickin: You said you were a GAMER!!! Picky: Kickin... I only play mobile games. (probably those farming and restaurant simulators) Kickin: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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DogDay, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need— Bobby: A family. Crafty: A better love life. Bubba: Mental stability. Picky: *clueless* Bagels?

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Hoppy: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED! Hoppy: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY! Picky: Hoppy just threw a tantrum about a chair. Picky: I just won Hoppy Tantrum Bingo.

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The other Critters, in a room with Hoppy, Kickin, and Picky: It’s calm in here. The other Critters: It scares me…

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Bobby: What's worse than a heartbreak? Hoppy: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Crafty: Waking up in the morning. CatNap: Waking up.

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CatNap: "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.

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(Alt version)

Post Hour of Joy DogDay: "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.

The sillies :>

🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

[artistic-endchamber]

MORE incorrect Quotes!!! (Ft. Neva, Solara, Giana, Josele, Helena, and their s/os!!)

Giana: What are you in the mood for? Yuno: World domination. Giana: That's a bit ambitious. Yuno: You are my world. Giana: Aww... Yuno: Giana: Yuno: Giana: OH. -- Solara: Hi, I'm Solara, and only you can prevent forest fires… seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it. -- Nacht: Can I ask you for a favor? Josele: I would literally die for you, but continue. Nacht: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

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Josele: Help, someone at prom has been killed! Morgen: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.

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Yuno: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for. Yuno: dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table Nacht: …Thanks. -- Nacht: Josele, we tried things your way. Josele: No, we didn't. Nacht: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

-- Solara: Does everyone know their job for today? Josele: Water the flowers. Helena: Vacuum the carpet. Nozel: Wash the dishes. Yuno: Pretend to be a wolverine. Solara: Close enough. -- Helena: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room. Solara: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses. -- Josele: Helena, don’t go picking a fight with Nozel. Don’t forget, they’re powerful, they could make life difficult for you. Helena: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

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uhnmkoiuhnjkiouhnJKIHBNJIUHNJKI THESE ARE F U N N Y . @lyranova @thoughtfullyrainynightmare @kalolasfantasyworld @loosesodamarble

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

[roseofdarkness0]

More Incorrect quotes but this time Poly shipping bc yes:

Married Au Incorrect Quotes + Drabble

~•~

Florida : Why are your tongues purple?

Louisiana: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Texas : I had a red one.

Florida : oh.

Florida :

Florida : OH.

DC:

DC: You drank eachothers slushies?

~•~

New York : Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like DC a little bit.

Gov: holding New York 's notepad You doodled your wedding invitation.

New York : No, that's our joint tombstone.

Gov: My mistake.

~•~

Louisiana: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Florida : Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Cali, scoffing: Oh, please.

Florida , to Cali: Hey, how you doin’?

Cali:

Cali: giggles and blushes

~•~

Texas : The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Gov: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

~•~

New York : You don't need my blessing to go kiss Gov. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Gov!

Cali: Nope.

New York : In that case, as the archbishop of Cali's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Gov right on the lips!!!

~•~

Cali: We’re getting married, bitches!

New York : And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

~•~

Louisiana: So, what is Florida to you?

DC: The reason I wake up every morning.

Louisiana: ...That’s adorable.

Florida earlier that morning, barging into DC′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

~•~

Louisiana: DC is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Gov: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.

Texas : Tackle them!

Cali: Dump them.

New York : Kick them in the shin!

DC: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

~•~

Cali: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints.

Gov: What hints have you given them?

Cali: Well, I think about them a lot.

Cali: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

~•~

Texas : There's no way they like me back.

New York : Louisiana would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.

Texas : Louisiana would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

~•~

Gov: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Florida : Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

~•~

Florida : Hey, Cali, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Cali: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Florida : No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Cali: Can't really say I have.

Florida : You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Cali: Sorry, Florida . For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

~•~

Louisiana: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

New York : Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

New York : Would you like me to tutor you?

DC: That was smooth.

~•~

Cali: I asked Gov out.

Florida : Oh, I’m sorry.

Cali: Why?

Florida : Well, I assume they said no.

Cali: No, they said yes.

Florida : Really? Then I’m sorry for them.

~•~

Cali: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

DC: raises hand

Texas : puts their hand down

~•~

at 3am

Florida : runs into Texas ’s room and turns on the light Wake up sleepyhead!

Texas : wakes up Dude!

Florida : cackles

Gov: sits up from where they were sleeping behind Texas What the fuck, Florida ?

Florida : jaw drops Wait WHAT-

~•~

Cali: Hey, New York , are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

New York : Yeah.

Cali: And you, Texas ?

Texas : Umm... yes?

Cali: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Texas : Did they just-

~•~

Gov: DC, you'll be working with Florida and New York .

DC: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: blank stares

DC: ...Of people on a team.

[bndair]

i just need to share a few more of these incorrect quotes with you guys bc apparently this is all i'm doing for the rest of the night. i threw the whole gaang in there. it's great

aang: Operation no more distractions is a go! *not even 10 seconds later* aang: Oh, look! A butterfly!

katara: aang is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do? zuko: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them. toph: Tackle them! sokka: Dump them. jet: Kick them in the shin! aang: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

zuko: You know what I’ve realized? toph: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? zuko: Nice try, anyways-

sokka: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! suki: Ok, sokka, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? sokka: 1917. suki: ...You're ready.

toph, in the groupchat: So you guys robbed katara? katara: Yeah, all of them. aang: Lies. suki: Slander. sokka: That’s bullshit. zuko: And we’d do it again.

aang: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. zuko: Well, that was entirely predictable. aang: One of them punched a gang member. zuko: suki? aang: toph, actually. zuko: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

katara: toph and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us. suki: What did you do? katara: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and- toph: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

jet: Dumbest scar stories, go! sokka: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. suki: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. toph: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. katara: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn. aang: I have emotional scars.

suki: Are you tall enough to play basketball though? aang: Are you calling me short? suki: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

aang: Present your best argument for eating bacon. sokka: If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?

sokka: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. aang: Where am I on the list? sokka: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

toph: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons? aang: Um, make lemonade? toph: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

aang: You spent all our money on THIS?? sokka, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

[undercoverbisexualfrog]

Foot Clan incorrect quotes bc why not

All quotes from perchance.org Anton: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.  Chris: Anton: Vroom vroom, come out already.

Xever: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Baxter, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Ivan: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Anton: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run. Tiger Claw: Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips. Tiger Claw: Finds tortilla chips. Anton, to Ivan: See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, Ivan!

Anton: Life could be worse, Xever. Xever: Life could be a lot better too!

Baxter: Chris is so… Anton: Annoying? Xever: Cute? Ivan: Funny? Tiger Claw: Weird? Baxter: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!

Chris: Xever, what do you have?  Xever: A KNIFE!  Chris: Okay, have fu-  Tiger Claw: NO!

Anton: Ivan is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?  Xever: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.  Baxter: Tackle them!  Chris: Dump them.  Tiger Claw: Kick them in the shin!  Ivan: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

Anton: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

Xever: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.  Chris: Wow. They sound stupid.  Xever: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.  Chris: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”  Xever: I guess you’re right. Hey Chris, I love you.  Chris: See! Just say that!  Xever: Holy fucking shit.  Chris: If that flies over their head then, sorry Xever, but they're too dumb for you.  Xever: Chris.

Tiger Claw: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.  Baxter: I almost died.  Tiger Claw: That... was my favorite memory.

Baxter: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.  Anton: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.  Ivan: A realist sees a freight train.  Xever: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

Anton: What are you in the mood for?  Ivan: World domination.  Anton: That's a bit ambitious.  Ivan: You are my world.  Anton: Aww...  Ivan: Anton: Ivan: Anton: OH.

Ivan: Uh, Xever? Tiger Claw is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof.  Xever: What?  Chris: I think they meant, Tiger Claw is drowning.  Xever: WHAT?!  *Meanwhile*  Tiger Claw: *is drowning*  Baxter: OH MY GOD, TIGER CLAW! KEEP SWIMMING!  Tiger Claw: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*  Baxter: TIGER CLAW!

Ivan, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

Anton: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.  Baxter: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...  Tiger Claw: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.  Xever: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.  Chris: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.  Ivan: Mental stability, my old friend!  Anton: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little? 

Ivan: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Anton: Um…Neat. later Anton, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Xever. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. Xever, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Anton. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Chris confessed their love for me? Anton: Didn't you thank them? Xever: closes the book and looks at the ceiling I fucking thanked them.

Tiger Claw: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?  Baxter: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.  Tiger Claw: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.  Baxter: But I heard a siren.  Ivan: That was Anton.  Anton: Sorry, I got nervous.

Baxter: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat.  Chris: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther.  Anton: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"*  Xever: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*.  Ivan: *actual flat-earther.*

Tiger Claw: Good morning.  Ivan: Good morning.  Chris: Good morning.  Xever: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.  Anton: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

Chris: *writing a letter*  Chris: Dear Santa,  I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...  And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard. 

Tiger Claw: Hey Ivan, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.  Ivan, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?  Tiger Claw: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Ivan!

Anton: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.  Xever, used to Anton being dumb: Sure...  Anton: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.  Xever: Okay?  Anton: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.  Xever: Anton: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-  Xever: Jesus, that one is a little-  Ivan, interested: No, no, Anton, keep going.

Baxter: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...  Anton: I really care about your feelings!  Ivan: I really care about YOUR feelings!  Baxter, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...  Chris: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!  Xever: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

*when the Squad drops food*  Ivan: Eh, oh well.  Anton: FIVE-SECOND RULE!  Xever: FUCK!  Tiger Claw: *just gets more food*  Baxter: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*  Chris: *eats the food off the ground*

Chris: Nothing in life is free.  Ivan: Love is free.  Tiger Claw: Knowledge is free.  Baxter: Friendship is free.  Xever: Self-respect is free.  Anton: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.  The Squad: ...  Ivan: Anton, that's illegal-  Chris: No, let them finish! 

if I’m bothered later I might do more idk

[ageless-aislynn]

From the Incorrect Quote Generator...

Yes, this is going to have a Halo theme, what can I say? 😇

Ais: What’s up? I’m back. Master Chief: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Ais: Death is a social construct.

Six: *dies* Kat: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months! Jun: Bullshit. One month. Emile: Nah, half a month. Jorge, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SIX JUST DIED! Carter, scratching chin in thought: One week.

(Why can I legit hear that in their voices??? 😂)

Noble Six: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for. Noble Six: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table* Master Chief: ...Thanks.

Kai: You want some leftovers? Cortana: What are those? Kai: You've never had leftovers before? Cortana: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.

Cortana: We need to distract these guys. Master Chief: Leave it to me. Master Chief: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Brutes & Elites: *immediately begin arguing*

Master Chief: What's two plus two? Kai: Math. Master Chief: ...I will accept that answer.

Sgt Avery Johnson: Where are you going? The Arbiter: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

(ZOMG, this perfection, lol!)

Master Chief: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. Kai: Uh, Vannak and Riz are not getting along. Master Chief: They’re not trying to kill each other. Kai: You may have a point.

Cortana: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT! Master Chief: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone. Cortana: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch? Master Chief: Somehow that's worse.

Master Chief: May luck (and this picture of Kai eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

[refrigeratedboombursts]

Pokémon Reborn incorrect quotes dump featuring My OC

Siren: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Cain: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Siren: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Cain: Is it working?

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Siren: So, Cain is late today. Anyone wanna bet why?

Siren: I say they slipped through the subway grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man.

Fern: I don't know about that...I think either their alarm clock didn't go off, or they're in line at the bank.

Silver: Take this more seriously! Cain was clearly taken in their sleep!

Saphira: I bet they tucked themselves into the bed too tightly and got stuck.

Charlotte: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting...?

*Cain arrives*

Cain: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank.

Fern, clapping their hands in excitement: HOT DAMN!

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Cain: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Laura: Weight loss? Drink water.

Siren: Clear skin? Drink water.

Mewtwo: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Charlotte, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.

Cain: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...

Laura, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?

Charlotte, spraying Cain: You FUCKING DUMBASS!

Cain: Dude, I forgot-

Charlotte: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?

Victoria: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

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Cain: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Siren: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Victoria: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Fern: Guys.

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Siren: I love you.

Cain: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Siren and Cain kiss passionately*

Anna, to Noel: Nomos owes Nostra 20 dollars.

[i-sveikata]

Hiii! This chapter was a long one and I have a lot to say about it too 😅

Firstly I need to ask before I forget. Does any of one word game quotes have been cut out of this chapter to include in the next one or they might have been changed? Like the one when Vegas asks if Pete wants his cock or him touching Pete's. And "friend" one when Vegas asks someone? I'm just curious if this was changed in the final check or maybe split to fit in the next chapter more.

Also more technical question. Would mind if someone were to point out some spelling mistakes in new chapters? I know it's easier to find errors when reading the first time. I found some minor ones and an incorrect name used but I don't want to correct others. I don't want to appear rude so I needed to ask 🥲

To the plot we go!

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So much was happening in this chapter! So many emotions!

First of all I was really impressed with Pete's planning and the whole getting Vegas out. He really was wasting his potential at a major family. I'm so glad the rest is getting the bitter taste of his competency thrown back at them. And omg, I love every interaction of Pete with Vegas's bodyguards. So glad they are skilled and loyal to Vegas and Pete(!) too. Mafia husband's in the making 😁

I'm always shocked how well you can write Korn so I have a need to smother him all the time. Almost the same as Kinn but he can be better. Korn is only waiting for death. Which we all would rather have in any situation. I always secretly wish that Korn will die by Tankhun hands, which I only read once. He deserves this so much and seeing his rage and hurt only proves this idea. Like he is so smart and the most likable brother in the whole family. He didn't deserve any of it. Half of the time people are not even taking him seriously. I know he kind of preferred it this way. But I can see his role is bugging him much more now.

I still love how you acknowledge Kinn's toxic and predatory behavior. It always bugged me when KP fans were shitting on VP saying their relationship is toxic. But in the series specifically they consented! Porsche didn't have that chance. In your fic it's even more complicated but I would take Vegas a thousand times back if I was Pete and run and didn't look back in Porsche place 😤 Kinn's behavior has me fuming 😂 He doesn't even notices that Macau nor Vegas had really any say in how the minor family operates and the coup too.

Macau is a pure soul and it warmed my hurt how Phalin and Grandma took him in providing so much comfort. He deserves all of this and more.

I love how Yaai is portrayed. Very observant and clever. Vegas is not going to have a good time at all. But if she already can sense his devotion to Pete then maybe it won't be that bad 😂

And Vegas OMG. In one second as he wakes up, he thinks Pete left him. In another is so happy that he was wrong and lovingly stared at them both. And in third he was just horny all the way. Like Pete wasn't kidding when he was sensing Vegas thinks of sex all the time. Like damn, he really is. Doesn't even ask what happens, how? When? No. He is safe, Macau is safe. Pete is safe too but angry, but he can work with that. Like wtf. Touch some grass 😂

I'm very curious how the interrogation plays out. How to even explain all that without sounding like an asshole.

I'm so curious about any plans after Vegas is finally healed.

Thank you so much for this! I had a whole day free so I had my VegasPete day in peace. The chapter was amazing and very much worth the wait! Thank you so much for being here and proving for our starving VP souls 😭🙏❤️

Hello again!!! no they're not cut scenes they're just scenes from the next chapter- i had the cut off placed somewhere differently in the draft before i realised how long the chap was getting. i dont cut things from my stories as a general rule. i either dump them at the end of the story as extras to work into a different point later on or they get reworked so those hints are still to come!

oh yes please do point out spelling mistakes or name mix ups!! (Just send me an ask or IM me with the details if thats easier) i do try to do a final reread before i post but i dont have a beta reader so i often miss mistakes before i come back and read the latest chap again. weird how your brain can just pass over them until you end up noticing the mistake later on!!

ahhhh thank you!!! yes it did feel like a lot of pete just letting loose in this chap because there is a lot of that 'dont think for themselves' element for a bodyguard but pete is smart!! so there is a bit of an obvious change in him already now that hes no longer blindly following the family. aw yeah they were so impressed by him, so ready to fall in line behind pete. funny how so easily pete can inspire loyalty in people!!

oh yeah dude is actually such a frightening kind of character because he hides all of these horrible things behind politeness and smiles. ugh yeah kinn, hopefully porsche is getting through to him and he can understand how to be a better partner because as far as im concerned during that porsche totally dumped him lol. poor tankhun for sure!! he will definitely be taking a much needed reassessment of things after all of this and we can only hope it works out for the better!

oh yeah all of the relationships in kp are fucked up but kinn and porsches feels worse to me because its subtler, the kind of relationship you dont realise is abusive when youre in it but yeah porsche taking a stand for himself was so so necessary and it has been building up for a long time now. yeah i think kinn is mostly focusing on feeling wronged than having the capacity to understand that circumstances havent left vegas or macau with much control either. hes not being very rational atm

aw poor macau!!!! him crying was so painful like noooooooooo. oh yeah man vegas is in SO much danger now lol petes grandmother is going to see through all of his bullshit (but she will start to see his affect on pete and that will slowly bring her around to warming to him)

hahahaha yeah hes running on such a different intensity to everyone else, like obvs pete has seen elements of that but im not sure how aware he is of the way vegas is constantly thinking about him. pete is the sun of his world now, he orbits around him but yeah lol chill out man and touch some grass hahaha

its going to be tricky!! but pete is going to try and give as much as he can without over explaining and he'll be careful to make sure vegas doesnt get too honest with his grandmother. either way pete is going to be heavily involved here.

youre so very welcome! im glad you enjoyed your vegaspete day in peace!!!

[writinglittlebeasts]

incorrect quotes tag

i was tagged by @tabswrites to use this generator [link] to make some incorrect quotes for my characters, and i am immediately concerned lol

i do, however, have a lot of characters, and therefore ran this several times. so this will be below a cut <3

+ for this one i will tag @sarah-sandwich-writes @rickie-the-storyteller @lorenfinch @liv-is

A Wolf's Tooth for Revenge

Raleigh: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka. Raleigh: *upends the bottle*

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Raleigh: Eat s*** and die, Kirby!!! Kirby: Eat s*** and live, Raleigh.

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Jacqueline: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY) Raleigh: What's that? Jacqueline: Remorse code. Raleigh: I'm even angrier now.

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Jacqueline: But that place is haunted. Brionna: Ghosts prey on fear. Just be confident! Jacqueline, marching into the haunted house I AM NOT SCARED! I AM NOT A PUSSY!

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Raleigh: I truly hate it here <;3 Jacqueline: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it? Monique: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women? Brionna: Now replace “funny” with “women”. Not so women now, is funny? Kirby: I’m having a f***ing stroke. Monique: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations!

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Brionna: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Monique: I really care about your feelings! Jacqueline: I really care about YOUR feelings! Brionna, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... Raleigh: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Kirby: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

(this one is fucking insane, the generator just paired up the real pairs)

Fixed

Alma: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Beck a little bit. Danyil, holding Alma's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Alma: No, that's our joint tombstone. Danyil: My mistake.

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Alma: Danyil, why is Beck intruding on our cuddle time? Beck: Danyil, why is Alma intruding on our cuddle time? Danyil, in distress: Please… I have two hands…

(THIS ONE is funny because danyil explicitly does not have two hands)

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Beck: It's locked. You got a lock pick? Danyil: Yeah- Alma: *kicks in the door*

The Daring Fiasco and the Safety of the Realm

Fiasco: It’s nice to be wanted, you know? Grey: Not by the law!

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Fiasco: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which? Jackknife: Jackknife: This one is the dumpster. Fiasco: They’re both your bedroom.

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Fiasco: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for. Fiasco: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table* Dust: ...Thanks.

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Clover: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A. Dust: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory. Fiasco: Fuck you.

Devil Dogs

Ramsey: Are you packed for the trip? Hazel: Yup. Ramsey: Then where are your bags? Hazel: All I’m bringing is a good attitude and a sense of adventure. Ramsey: A change of underwear might be nice.

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Ramsey: *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand? Hazel: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.

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Hazel: There's no way they like me back. Minnea: Ramsey would throw themself in front of a moving car for you. Hazel: Ramsey would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

[hannahhook7744]

Hook Siblings Incorrect Quotes Part 1;

Peter, Hookling/Baby Hook, Hope, and Ally have been added.

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Hannah: Harry, I swear to God, if you call me Short stuff one more time I will take that hook and shove it so far up your ass—

Harriet: HANNAH!

Hannah: Sorry 'Ettie.

Hannah: up your Arse—

Harriet: Hannah!

Hannah *running away* sorry not sorry!

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Hannah: Okay, that's it! I'm stabbing and snitching on the next person who tries to kill me!

Harry:...

CJ:....

Ginny:....

Hannah: yes, even you three! I will snitch straight to dad! And Grandma! And Harriet!

Harry: Dang, that's cold Vato...

Hannah: and trying to kill me isn't?!

CJ: It was an accident!

Ginny: Okay, fair.

Harry: I was just trying to blind you!

Hannah: That's not better, Harry!

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Harry: I'm taller than you!

Hannah: I'm smarter!

Harry: I'm funnier than you!

Hannah: Debatable.

Harry: I'm better at flirting than you!

Hannah: Alright. I'll let you have that one.

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*GAME NIGHT*

Harriet: Everyone is to try and answer a question about each teammate. If you get it wrong, you take a shot.

Harriet: Now... Guess my first word!

Ginny: Dagger!

Harry: Hook!

Cj: Bayonet!

Hannah: Treasure!

Harriet:...

Harriet: Guys, I was a baby. My first word was mama.

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Ginny: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!

Cj: To the city?

Ginny: Yeah, no matter what!

Hannah: Well-How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?

Ginny: I... I don't know!

Harriet: Oh come off it, be serious!

Ginny: I am serious!

Harriet: You're insane!

Harry: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!

Everyone:...

Ginny: What???

Harry: Or maybe it was a basset hound!

Harriet, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

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Hannah, watching tv: NO NO NO! BABY, NO! YOU'RE ONLY 21! YOU SHOULD NOT BE DATING SOMEONE A YEAR YOUNGER THAN YOUR MAMA!

Harry: ESPECIALLY AFTER SHE TALKED TO YOUR MAMA LIKE THAT!

Cj: DUMP HER ASS!

Ginny *just sitting on the couch*

( Harriet in the hallway)

Harriet: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU 4 WATCHING?!

Ginny: Reddit stories.

Harriet: That's it! No more YouTube! *unplugs the tv*

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*Harry, Cj, and Hannah trying to make cookies*

Cj *holding a bowl of butter* Maybe we can just put the whole thing in the microwave? Just for a second?

Hannah *sitting on the counter, kicking her legs* Great idea, Cj!

Harry *eyeing the bowl* We are not putting a metal bowl in the microwave, guys. That's how burning the house down happens. And I am not getting in trouble with Harriet and Ginny for that again!

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Harriet: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Harry: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Cj: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Hannah: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Harriet *Gently taps table*

Harry *Taps back*

Cj: What are they doing?

Hannah: Morse code.

Harriet *Aggressively taps table*

Harry *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Harriet: Have you seen Harry around the isle lately?

Cj: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Hannah: It looks fine to me?

Cj: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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Harriet age 6, about Hannah: Apparently we're getting someone new in the family.

Harry age 3: Are we stealing them?

Cj age 1: New or used?

Harriet: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Ginny, also 6: And Harry's right.

Harriet: GINNY!

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Cj: Why are you on the floor?

Harry: I'm depressed.

Harry: Also I was stabbed, can you get Harriet, please.

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Harriet: Tell Hannah about the birds and the bees.

Harry: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Harry: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Cj: How am I supposed to know?

Hannah: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Cj *sighs*

Cj: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Harriet: If you had to choose between Hannah and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Cj: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Hannah: Cj!

Harriet: 63 cents.

Cj: I'll take the money.

Hannah: CJ!!!

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Cj: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Harry: We got spring water.

Cj: NO.

Hannah: with EXTRA minerals.

Harry: it's like licking a stalagmite.

Cj: DON'T COME HOME.

Hannah: Mmmmm cave water.

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Cj: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Harry, amazed: Wow...

Hannah, to Harry: Well what does that mean?

Harry: I don't know.

Harry, to Cj: What does that mean?

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Ginny: I told Harry their ears flush when they lie.

Harriet: Why?

Ginny: Look.

Ginny: Hey Harry! Do you love us?

Harry, covering their ears: No.

Harriet:...

Hannah: Hey Harry do you love Uma-

Harry *runs off still covering his ears* No!

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Harriet: Care for another sundae, weenie?

Cj: I am not a weenie!

Hannah: Relax, you’re among friends. *raises their drink*

Cj: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.

Ginny: You tell ‘em, Cj! *sips their drink*

Cj: Ginny, what’re you doing here?

Ginny: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

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Hannah: Top 30 reasons why Hannah is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Cj: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Harriet: Okay, truth or dare?

Hannah: Truth

Harriet: How many hours have you slept this week?

Hannah:

Hannah: ...Dare

Harriet: Go to bed.

Hannah: I don’t like this game.

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Cj: Here's some advice.

Harriet: I didn't ask for any.

Cj: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

Hannah: She's got you there. This is your fault-

Harriet: I thought I told you to go to bed?

Hannah: Don't tell me how to live my life!

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Ginny: I can explain.

Harriet: Can you?

Ginny: If you give me thiry minutes to think of a lie, I can.

Hannah: it would take you longer than that *snorts*

Ginny: WHY YOU LITTLE-

Harriet: GINNY!

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Harry: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Harriet: Mind your language!

Harry: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Harriet:

Harry: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Hannah: or you could swear in a language she doesn't know.

Harriet: HANNAH!

Hannah: I'm the baby you can't get mad at me.

Harry: You know what? I think I'll do that-

Harriet: HARRY!

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Hannah: So what do you do?

Harry: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.

Hannah: Wow, impressive.

Harry: Then I'll move on to Leos.

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Cj *blowing stuff up with Zevon, Freddie, and Ally in the bathroom*

Ginny and Clay Clayton *off somewhere traumatizing some poor wedding guest*

Anthony and Luke *arguing over who looks better*

Stormbringer crew *causing choas*

Peter *fighting with Hook while Mama Hook, Qurrin, and Captain try to stop them*

Little Hope and Baby Hook-Hook *eating the flowers*

(And so on for the guests).

Hannah *stuffing her face with spicy chicken sandwiches *

Harriet *leans over to Haul* are you really sure this is the one you want to marry?

Haul *mesmerized * yep.

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Harry: YOU'RE A TRAITOR AND JUST LIKE ACTING LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN US. AS IF YOU'RE SOME KIND OF PRINCESS! WELL, YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE JUST A FREAKIKG POSER! A DISGRACE! MUCKING AROUND WITH THOSE BORE-A-DON BRATS! YOU AREN'T MY SISTER!

Hannah: YEAH, WELL FRICK YOU! I DON'T NEED YOU! AS LONG AS I HAVE MY CREW I'M FINE! THOSE BORE-A-DON BRATS ARE COOLER THAN YOU ANYWAY!

Harry, offended: THEY ARE NOT, TAKE THAT BACK!

Hannah: I'LL TAKE IT BACK WHEN YOU GET SOME SENSE AND YOU'RE OWN PERSONALITY!

Harry: WHY YOU LITTLE—

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*After Hannah ran away*

*Peter is comforting Ally*

Peter: Stop crying because it’s over. Start smiling because Hannah is someone else’s problem now.

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Hannah: How do Ally and CJ usually get out of these messes?

Peter: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Hannah: Damn.

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*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Hannah, Little Hope, and Hookling *spinning a little and talking*

CJ, Ally, and Peter *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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Hannah: A mouse!

Hookling, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you.

Ally, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal!

Little Hope, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.

Peter, gasping: It's Ratatouille!

CJ: His name is Remi, dumbass.

Hannah: ...I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.

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Hannah: Which way did Hookling go?

Little Hope: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.

Hannah: You could really figure it out from that?

Little Hope: No, you idiot, Hookling sent me a text. See?

Hannah *grumbling* kids these days. When I was your age-

Little Hope: What? Like a million years ago?

Hannah: I'm only 16 years older than you!