#achilles x reader

[kupidachillea]

What Yandere I think Ancient Greek mythology boys would be.

TW⚠️ General Yandere behaviour, biting, manipulative behaviour, clingy behaviour…mentions of self harm (not reader). Read at your own risk⚠️

Achilles:

🏺- I feel like if Achilles was a yandere he’d be more akin to the typical yandere. Jealous, possessive…almost like a land mine

🏺- He’s protective of you and wants your attention…only your attention. I think that speaks for itself about how this relationship would go.

🏺- He’s not overly touchy, but in public.,he has this weird thing about ‘laying claim’ to what’s his and making everyone know it..even if it embarrasses you…he’ll caress you thigh openly in public among other…things… he also tends to squeeze you into his chest and he has a thing for biting- and boy does it hurt..if you don’t stop him at times..you’ll be bleeding by the end of it

🏺- If you’re at home- he wants you in his arms. You’re sitting on the sofa? He’ll put you in his lap. You’re lying in bed? He’ll jump on top of you. And he’s heavy- so good luck getting him off of you.

🏺- despite his concerning behaviour..he truly does care about you..in his mind..you’re the only one that matters. He wants you to be with him for as long as possible..and don’t even think about trying to break up with him..he’ll find you.

Patroclus:

🌿- Patroclus would be one of those yanderes that aren’t openly a yandere..he’s more docile and less explosive. Though- he still has those red flags.

🌿- He’s a manipulator. Especially if you’re a sensitive and emotional individual- he’ll exploit that. Gaslighting you at times and telling you “I know what’s best for you, darling”. Yeah..not really the best part of this relationship.

🌿- He’s more touchy than Achilles. He loves to have his face nuzzled into your neck whenever he can..breathing in your scent as he holds you in his arms. Letting out a content sigh as he kisses your lips tenderly..but don’t let that tenderness fool you..he’s still got a few screws loose.

🌿- He’s the type of yandere to act calm whenever someone is trying to hit on you in public..usually it’s when you’re not around is when he finds that person and either beats them half to death or worse..he use to be a medic and warrior..he knows more than one way to put people through pain. Though It’d have to be very bad for him to immediately clock to that mode.

🌿- He knows you’ll never leave him..how pathetic of you to try.,you keep running back to his arms anyway even if you do. He’ll break you as many times as he needs to have you in his arms..he’s patient.. and once you do come back..either in tears for just looking like a sad puppy..he’ll pamper you and stroke your hair as he kisses you lips and whispers how much he loves you.

Perseus:

🛡️- This is a bit tricky..He’s like…an enthusiastic yandere..that’s how I describe it. He has limits on how far he’ll go..but that doesn’t mean he won’t do certain things.

🛡️- He’s not explosive like Achilles and he’s not a big manipulator like Patroclus. He’s a bit chill. He’s the one that is similar to being docile but at the same time his yandere tendencies will seep out.

🛡️- He actually warns you what will happen if you do A, B, and C. Because he doesn’t want to hurt you in any way..he just wants to have a loving relationship with you without any casualties. Occasionally he’ll get mad..but he’ll never take it out on you..never. Though..a few chains here and there can’t hurt..right?

🛡️- He loves to be with you..he’ll check on you at work.. on the street at home..any time really. He’s just trying to look out for you and makes his hit list anyway

🛡️- So far you’ve never had a problem with him..he’s not very overbearing..he’s smart in how he does things..you’ll never know what he does when you’re asleep..you’ve never considered leaving him..and he’d like to keep it that way..he wants to shower you with words of praise and devotion,

Orpheus:

🎼- Orpheus is what I’d call a clingy yandere. When he first met you..it took him awhile to fall for you but when he did and you both got together it was a done deal for him.

🎼- He’s so clingy..he doesn’t like to be anywhere without some physical touch involved. After losing his first love- he won’t lose you. He’ll never lose you..he’ll make sure of it.

🎼- He peppers your face with kisses in public that it makes even married couples jealous..dear lord. His words are sweet and filled with honey.

🎼- Sometimes he wishes he had the power to hypnotise you with his voice..so he could make sure that you’d stay with him forever..but I guess locking you inside will have to do..trapping you under his body as he cuddles you will have to be enough.. chaining you to the bed as you both sleep together is what he has to settle for…such effort.

🎼- Once when you tried to leave him, he literally got down on his knees and begged you to the point of tears to not leave him..he said how he couldn’t live without out you and how he’ll harm himself if you do leave him…you fell for his trap and stayed with him..having pity on this poor man. Perfect..he likes it when you break and ignore your better judgement for him.

[themuseinthewoods]

The Men of Troy reacting to the reader being groped unwantedly by a strange man

this is basically the prequel to s*xeul assault, it doesn't happen.

F!reader. Men are Achilles, Patroclus, Hector, Paris, and Odysseus.

mentions of them killing/beating guys

Achilles

Excuse me? What?

whether he sees it or you tell him about it he is going to react to the same

This should be titled the quickest way to meet Hades

He'll send you to his tent with Patroclus for safety.

They are going to die a painful death, the last thing they hear will be Achilles cursing their name and family

Then he washed their blood from his hands and he goes to you

he'll hold you, if you want

if you don't want to be touched he will sit by your side

You wanna talk? You don't? it doesn't matter, he's there and it'll never happen again.

Patroclus

His cousin taught him this shit for a reason

sends the bastard poetic threats

he probably poisons them

the king at comforting you though

whatever you want, whatever you need, he's got you

Hector

ok, so

he loves his woman, its in his code, he says that in the movie

usually he prefers to talk rather than fight and he is in the public eye

so he stays up looking through the codes and laws of Troy and he brings his case to his father who can't argue because he has something to back up his every word

goes with the guards to arrest the man

personally plans the public execution of him

he isn't leaving your side for quite sometime after

Paris

gets his brother to help him take the guy down

he's more likely to get the guys family to turn on him and so he feels all shame

amazing at comfort but scared to make you uncomfortable after the event

Odyeusses

we all know how he handled men trying to pursue his wife in canon

what? oh yes

is that the creeps body on the side of the road?

Is that Odyeusses dog, pissing beside it?

is he even more protective than Achilles?

yes, yes he fucking is.

[aphroditelovesu]

NSFW WARNING

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I hope this doesn’t come across as a request, cause I’m genuinely not trying to ask you for a dedicated piece of writing, I just wanted to say that I think Achilles is the kind of man who would want his fem lover to sit on his face. And he’d get pouty and annoyed if she hovered, like sit DOWN he can TAKE IT, and if she chokes him to death or breaks his neck then he’ll die a happy man

Again, not a request I’m just throwing an idea at the wall to see what you think of it, cause I adore your writings of Achilles. Hope you’re having a nice day!

I agree with everything that was said. 😇

Achilles, in my opinion, likes to be able to hold you, his hands almost digging into your skin because he's squeezing you so hard, but he wants to feel all of you. And his grip becomes more possessive and even slightly painful when you sit on his face and he's giving his life eating you out.

And YES! He wants you to sit down and not just float around, no, he wants you to suffocate him and if you say you don't want to because you think you're too heavy or something, he'll laugh out loud, okay? He's one of the strongest fucking warriors in Greek mythology, definitely, your weight would never be a problem for him and he might even be offended by it.

And he'll devour you like a starving man, let that be clear. When you sit on his face, his hands will grip your thighs so tightly that they'll leave marks, but you won't think much about it, not when he's eating you out so desperately.

Honestly, for Achilles, dying buried between your thighs would be a divine way to die for him. Maybe traumatic for you, but that's the nature of the job. 💅���

[floatyflowers]

What about dark!Achilles and Patroclus?

The fact that your father betrothed you to Achilles made your stomach ache for days with worry and sadness.

You tried your hardest to love Achilles, but no matter how much you try, you never fall for him.

Indeed, the warrior is handsome, strong, and intelligent.

But he terrified you to no end, with his aggressive behaviour towards anyone who speaks to you even if that person falls in the 'family category'.

Achilles also set strict rules.

You can't go out without him.

You two have to have every meal together.

You have to ask for permission to visit your family.

And there are so many other rules to list, and if you break any of them you get locked up for days.

And you can't fight him as you live under his father's roof.

Managing to successfully escape one day, you meet Patroclus.

You fall for him due to his sweet personality, which is the opposite of Achilles.

You should have known that Patroclus is a trap.

But how could you have possibly known that Achilles and Patroclus have a relationship.

Patroclus was surprised when you told him that Achilles is your betrothed.

Still, he can't blame his lover for hiding you, as he himself finds you attractive in different ways.

Patroclus tricked you into meeting up with Achilles as he told he was taking you out for a trip but instead you find yourself back into the arms of you betrothed

But this time, there is a difference.

Patroclus gets to share you with Achilles.

[randoimago]

Idk if you still write for hades but can i request some x reader headcanons with a reader who's very witty, sarcastic, and sassy? Any characters you want is fine, but I'd really love to see Hades, Achilles, and Dionysus!

Your writing is wonderful btw! <3333

Fandom: Hades

Character(s): Achilles, Dionysus, Hades

Note(s): Thank you!!

Achilles

He enjoys someone that can match his wit. He might not be as sarcastic, but it is nice talking to someone that is rather quick with having comebacks. It’s good exercise for the brain.

Achilles can give as much as he takes so just be careful how sassy you act because he won’t let you get away with it. Well, if you look particularly proud about some quip then he might give a, “well played” so he can admire your smile a bit more.

Dionysus

He’s glad that you’re not just a pretty face and you’re rather funny. It keeps him entertained when he’s bored.

Dionysus is rather curious. If you’re this charming while sober, he can’t help but wonder how you speak after a few cups of wine. He won’t force anything, but there’s quite a bit of nudging for you to drink with him.

He is still a god though so while he’s pretty chill, if your sarcasm becomes too much then he will remind you of your place. It doesn’t happen too much, just try not to mock him and it’ll be fine.

Hades

He already deals with his son being a smartass constantly, he doesn’t need you to do the same. Anytime he sees you about to open your mouth to speak, a long, drawn out sigh escapes his lips as if he’s already in anguish. He’s just an overdramatic bitch.

Hades does find your wit amusing in some circumstances, but won’t let you know that. The last thing he needs is for you to turn your sass onto him because you noticed him chuckle at something you said.

Know that if you do sass him enough then he will turn his dry remarks onto you. He makes many threats of kicking you out or smiting you. He won’t, but his exhausted dad energy is evident.

[streets-in-paradise]

Troy (2004) Masterlist

Requests for this movie are permanently open.

Pending requests - 6

Oneshots

Battle Scars  - (Platonical) Hector x Sister Reader 

Our Strenght Lies in Family -  (Platonical) Paris x Sister Reader x Hector 

Imaginary Feats - Patroclus x Trojan Princess Reader 

Silent Pray  -   Part 1 - Part 2 - Chryseis and Odysseus centered movieverse retelling of the Illiad’s startpoint / oneshot spreaded in two parts. 

The Daughter of the Priest -  Part 1 -  Continuation for “ Silent Pray.” 

Fool - ( Pre War) Paris x Healer Reader 

Songs of Sailors -  Platonical (Family) relationships of the trojan royals and allusions to different romantic pairings. 

Pairings Mentioned: Helen x Paris (most mentioned), (Implied) Patroclus x Trojan Princess Reader, (Implied) Achilles x Briseis, Hector x Andromache. 

Faith or Facts - Hector x Greek Seer!Reader (Female) 

The Insolence of Beauty - Post quarrel, Agamemnon centered. 

For Honor and Love - Helen x Paris (requested) 

Into a New Life - Paris x Spartan Servant!Reader (requested) 

For a Love Like This - Paris x (fem) Warrior!Reader (requested)

Undying Legends - Achilles x Princess!Reader (requested)

Accomplices - Patroclus x GN Reader (requested)

The Last Challenger - Ajax x Fem Reader (requested) 

Borrowed Bride - Achilles x (fem) Trojan!Reader 

A Thousand Times - Paris x Fem Reader (requested)

Anonymous Hero - Hector x Fem Warrior!Reader (requested)

Personal Guard - Eudorus (Fem) Shy Reader (requested)

Third Fate - Achilles x Fiancee!Reader (requested)

Things that will grant me your love - Paris x (Fem) Reader (requested)

The Curse of Poseidon - Paris x Helen Merman AU (requested)

Concealed Fighter - Hector x Wife!Reader / Achilles x Captive!Reader 

The Veiled One - Ajax x (Fem)Reader (requested)

Our Fight - Hector x (Fem)Reader (requested)

Artists of Deception - Odysseus x Wife!Reader (requested)

Eternal Courtship - Achilles x (Fem)Captive!Reader (requested)

Matured Desire - Achilles x (Fem) Reader smut (requested)

By Duty and Chance - Hector x (Fem) Reader (requested)

His Weakness - Achilles x (Fem)Reader 

A Man of Honor - Odysseus x Trojan Princess!Reader (requested) 

From the Deepness of the Sea - Hector x Siren!Reader (requested)

The Wave’s Caress - Achilles x (Fem)Reader (requested)

In These Arms - Achilles x (Fem) Reader

Rosy-Fingered Dawn - Briseis x (Fem)Reader (requested)

Beyond Duty, Beyond Limits - Achilles x Goddess!Reader (requested)

Headcanons

Achilles’ Type (requested)

-Achilles + Patroclus’ turnoffs/dislikes (requested)

- Achilles reacting to a Belle-like town’s freak (requested)

Preferences

- Reactions to your singing

- How they comfort you when the war is bringing you down 

-Their Types (Fem partner version)

Achilles x Mycenaean Princess!Reader Series

Part 1 - The Bride’s Misery 

Part 2 - Fame and Tales

Part 3 - The Veil Trick

Part 4 - To Make a Difference

Part 5 - Family Matters. 

Part 6 - A Curse, a Plot and a Rushed Farewell 

Part 7 - Invisible Influence

Part 8 - The Rejected Side

Part 9 - Consecration. 

Part 10 - Royal Treatment

Part 11 - Aligned Improvements. 

Part 12 - The Weight of Words. 

Part 13 - Occulted Relic

Part 14 - Goodbye Encounters 

Part 15 - Separations, welcomes and the story of an avoidable disaster 

Part 16 - Service to Good Judgement. 

Part 17 - Galatea and a Maenad fighting in the second front

Part 18 - The Enygm of the Horse Emblem

Part 19 - No Space for Loneliness. 

Part 20 - The Games.

Part 21 - The Man of Aphrodite 

Part 22 - Diverted Course

Part 23 - Golden Chains

Part 24 - Loving in the Shadows

Part 25 - The Trial of Achilles

Drabbles

Calm After the Storm - Odysseus x Reader 

Divine Beauty - Paris x Reader 

A Breath of Life - Patroclus x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

The Right Way - Achilles x (Fem)Reader (Requested)

[lover-lyn]

Could I PLEASEEEEEEE request a oneshot with Achilles and Patroclus where they have a sort of polyamorous relationship with the reader (gn or fem, either works), set near the Trojan War, and the reader is heartbroken over their departure?

This is kinda short tbh. I had so much writting it though, i really hope this is what you had in mind :)

Poets could write all they whised, They could string together words of beauty and soul. Lines of feelings put into letters on pages.

But no honeyed verses could ever truly grasp what a lost heart was.

A gaping hole where all love was held. Now with nowhere to go it spilled onto the stone floor. A beautiful deep dark red liquid staining the marble stands and walls, painting a mural of lose and pain for all to see.

What could one do once they lost it, Once their heart had been ripped out of their ribcage? Fight for it back then Weep and Mourne over the bloodied and sore fingers left from the feeble attempts?

One would never learn. Stroies of tragedies to warn children of the twins, love and lose. They came hand in hand and never left eachothers sides. The more care one holds the more suffering to come.

And now they were leaving.

Love was leaving. Two halves of a heart.

Lose was on the way. Words sharper than a blade.

Weren't the gods cruel? A prophecy to come of his death. And he was to sail to his grave.

Would patrcolus mourne him and come back to his other lover's side? Or would the pain be too great to bear?

What to do then? Maybe follow suit. To lose half a heart is a burden of illness, but illness could be withstood. To lose a whole heart is a curse of sure plague. That, is a story with a sure ending. A book known all too well.

Standing on the shore, the skin around the nails torn, liquid love watering the sand below. Two halves of a heart on a ship. Nothing left to do now but wait. Wait until the news came and the underworld opened it's arms for yet another soul, a lost lover looking for a reunion.

What bittersweet thing love was. What cruel fate lose would be.

[dervampireprince]

ASMR | Hades - Achilles x Listener N-SFW Achilles Helps His Prince Take A Break [Patreon Preview]

M4M] [Listener is referred to as 'lad' 'prince' and with he/him pronouns] [Listener can also be interpreted as Zagreus] [Sub bottom listener] [Non-specific genitalia for listener] [Established romantic relationship] [Established polyamory (Achilles x Patroclus x Listener/Zagreus)] [Comfort] [Praise] [First time together] [Nervous overwhelmed Achilles] [Oral on listener] [Non-specific penetration on listener] [Aftercare]

This month's second Patreon fledgling tier exclusive spicy audio, the full audio is 43 minutes long. Can't believe this is my first spicy Hades audio, they don't get requested very often, and I was really happy to make this one. KitBird asked "I have to say I love your Achilles so much, and I'd love to see a nsfw audio with him. Preferably with listener Zagreus as you've done before. Something with lots of praise and reassurance about how well he's doing."

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[strawberrylabs]

200 followers!! woo!! (raffle thing ig?)

EDIT 2: the raffle has been drawn and a winner has been chosen!

so i was planning on doing a 200 follower thing but i kinda missed the 200 follower notification.. oops

but im still gonna do it!

so, i decided ill write a personalised fic for a random person who interacts with this post! (an x reader fic with a character of their choice) so by liking, reblogging or commenting, you add your name to the wheel that will be spun in like.... idk a few days, a week?

anyways! I'm gonna stack names too, so liking, commenting AND reblogging will get your name on there 3 times, and with how low my reach it, that increases your chances HEAPS.

If you wanna know what characters i write, have a look at my blog, but know that i am open to characters from fandoms i dont know, it just may take a while to research the character

anyways! thats it. I promise i have a gazillion drafts to post, im just procrastinating editing them... sorry yall.

SO YEAH, 200 followers- wooo!

EDIT: so! i decided the winner will get a 1k word x reader fic with their choice of charcter(s) (poly fics are allowed!) so long as there is no romance with minors, smut, or overly disturbing themes- things can be discussed when i spin the wheel in a day or two.

so far there are 17 entries! interect with this post for a chance to win the custom fic<3

[gulnarsultan]

yandere Achilles is the troy

Achilles is depicted as a true hero and representation of masculinity in Greek works. The fact that he collects such features as honor, pride and courage causes many people to admire him. But when this guy develops yandere tendencies towards someone, it's not good at all. He never hesitates to start wars and shed blood to get what he wants. Worst of all, he does it in such a way that everyone believes he is a hero. So whether you want it or not, you must submit to Achilles' wishes for the good of many. No matter what you say about him, no one will believe it. Even if they believe, they will not help you because they are afraid. As long as you are his obedient lover or wife, everyone will be safe. But you should know that if you misbehave, things will not end well for anyone. Achilles wants you to see him as a hero. He is overprotective of you. As long as you listen to his words and are the obedient wife, your life won't be so bad. He will give you everything you want. I think you would want a lot of kids.

[kupidachillea]

how I think Ancient Greek mythology boys would treat you hcs:

Achilles:

🏺-He’s a bit possessive, not entirely in a ‘red flag’ kind of way but a ‘My partner, I’ll kill you if you touch them” type of way

🏺- He doesn’t like to admit it but he loves to cuddle and hold you close. Especially after he takes a cold shower- he’ll just flop down next to you and shimmy over until he’s on top of you and he’ll just stay there; recharging from your warmth

🏺-he’s definitely more of a physical touch is his lover language type of guy. So holding hands, kisses on the cheeks, touching your hair, caressing you softly. Yeah- that’s what he likes

🏺- He seriously doesn’t like it when other men try to flirt with you..it rubs him the wrong way and it makes his anger bubble up, but he’s definitely not about to go over there and punch the guy in the face……at least..not when you’re around

🏺- He gets anxious when he sees you hurt, like I’m talking about, sprained ankle, flesh wounds, things like that. He grumbles to himself and makes you promise to be more careful.

Patroclus:

🌿- He’s not as possessive as Achilles, but he definitely has his possessive tendencies, like when you’re talking to another man, he’ll casually stroll on up and wrap his arms around you and just watch the guy with narrowed eyes

🌿- he’s a big old puppy dog, he loves hugging you whenever he can. He loves showering you with kisses. It’s just his thing. He especially enjoys holding you in bed and just listening to you heart beat

🌿-However, he loves giving gifts as well. From flowers to home cooked meals. You name it.

🌿- He doesn’t get as jealous as Achilles, but he only locks in when another man or woman is touching you inappropriately without your permission..he hates it.. he’ll try to be polite but stern about it.

🌿- If you ever get hurt, he doesn’t worry that much- because he’s confident he can heal any wound you appear to him with.,though he’d rather prevent than cure…

Perseus:

🛡️- He’s a big old golden retriever boy. He doesn’t get jealous easily because he’s confident that you wouldn’t leave him. He’s only a bit clingy and he almost always insists on carrying you places

🛡️- his love language is words of affirmation, or just loving words in general while he places soft kisses to your hand or palm. The look of devotion in his eyes when you stare back at him. The soft “My love…” or “my beloved..”..it just hits home for him.

🛡️- he loves to have you in his arms whenever he can. It just comes naturally to him, nuzzling your neck as he giggles and cuddles you on the sofa or bed or even the floor. He especially loves to tickle you just to hear your giggles.

🛡️- like mention before. He doesn’t get jealous that easily, instead he’ll probably loudly proclaim that you’re his spouse. And he gets a satisfied look on his face when he sees the scowl on other men or even women.

🛡️- if you get hurt he’ll apologise for not looking after you more carefully..even when you tell him it’s fine.he’s disappointed in himself for letting it happen. Especially under his roof. However anytime you do come to him to get it patched up. He’ll always give a small kiss to the treated wound. Like “boo boos go bye bye”

Orpheus:

🎼- He’s a bit sheepish with touch, but as soon as he warms up to it, he really loves to hold hands..and cuddle. It makes him feel safe and relaxed

🎼- He isn’t totally possessive, but he does make sure the person is at least an arms length away from you.. for their sake.

🎼- he loves to write odes to you. Songs, poems, the works. He’s got an entire book of love letters and an even bigger journal of songs and poems he’ll read to you.

🎼- He’s not really a jealous person but does get a bit moody and pouty, and sometimes he unintentionally stares at the man that’s flirting with you, and it’s so uncomfortable that the man leaves you alone. 🎼- when you get hurt, he’ll most certainly heal you. No doubt about, however he mutters to himself before you call him out on it. He apologises but it’s honestly cute, the way his brow furrows and his eyes are filled with worry. Afterwords he holds you in a soft hug.

sksksksksk I might do more of this. Eh if you see this and like it- drop more mytho boys for me to write about

[themuseinthewoods]

Headcanons for asking the men of troy if you can ride their face.

Female reader. Married to the guys cause uh, ancient Greece.

18+ content

Achilles, Hector, Paris and Odysseus because Patroclus is a child. An innocent bean. Never.

So, this is my first time writing NSFW content so I am sorry it isn't good but it's an effort. A very explicit effort

NSFW under cut. This is embarrassing I feel like I should explain myself but have you seen these men?! Like have you?!

Achilles the things that this movie presented us with

I am already of the opinion that he sees your orgasm as an accomplishment

Ooh boy

I have a personal headcanon that he can and will throw you over his shoulder when he wants to do Satan's Ramba so he's gonna do that here

Might make you wait after promising to do so just to be an ass

But might I remind you that he is your ass

Grips your thighs while he ravishes you with his tongue and staring up at you with that fine face framed by your thighs

very pretty sight

Grip his hair and pull him closer and he will finally feel wanted for something other then fighting like you didn't want him for other things 🙄

Cocky bastard, will never let you live it down but at the same time he enjoys doing it to you

Likes giving you oral anyway so I'd say he's a 10/10

Hector bae

Okay so-

At first, he's flustered

Let's assume you blurt it out, cheeks flushed as you are embarrassed because of what you are requesting

But uh

You asked for it didn't you?

He has to please his queen, doesn't he? 😉

Well, are you going to be sore hehehe

But also, now he is kinda hooked on eating you out

Side rant!

he will come back from a stressful meeting or something and just lose himself in your thighs before he rams you into the bed

Back to main topic

Grips your thighs or hips when your above him

Might come up with an a system of hair pulling code so you can tell him what you want or need when he has you to much of a mess to speak

10/10, the looks he gives you from between your thighs 👀

Paris

ok, so ik I don't like Paris a lot as a character buttt, I understand the appeal okay? Orlando Bloom was in his prime

you think you are the one who suggests this?

Paris heard about it

And begged you to try it

Your worried about suffocating him but he assures you that it is fine

Full honesty, he isn't very good at first

But I'll be damned if he isn't a fast learner

Makes it his mission to become the best

Actively gets stronger from holding you up when you go weak from the sensations and his brother notices that his lil bro is suddenly a lil more built in the arms

That leads to some awkward conversations but Hector ain't telling, might be kind enough to give pointers though

is the kinda guy who would love a 69

9/10 because I think he might be a tad sloppy at first

Odysseus

This man does it to get something from you

could be information or help or anything really

At least the first time

But, he kinda starts to enjoy it

Questions everything

Comes up with different methods just because

Does it to "simulate his thoughts"

The only thing being stimulated is your clit-

so, uh yeah. Awkward coughing fit of embarrassment

8/10 because of the bs excuses

I'm tagging @streets-in-paradise because I really want her opinion lol. Her blog has more great stuff for Troy!

[randoimago]

Can I request Theseus, Achilles, Patroclus, and Asterius from Hades with a reader who's love language is being a general nuisance. Putting objects on their head, climbing into their laps, swiping their stuff when they're not looking (reader will give it back immediately, they just like to tease lol), sticking their cold ass hands up their shirts, etc?

Fandom: Hades

Character(s): Achilles, Patroclus, Theseus, Asterius

Note(s): I went ahead and wrote this as poly's for the characters. Also, been reading Song of Achilles so I tried to use some of the personalities for Pat and Achilles from that for them here.

Achilles/Patroclus

Chuckles escape both of their lips when you climb into one of their laps. Patroclus easily resting a hand on your hip as you sit on him. Achilles is the one to rest his chin on the top of your head, wrapping his arms tightly around you.

There are many times of Achilles missing something and going to Pat, saying, “My love have you seen-“ only to stop when you’re in Patroclus’s lap holding said item. Patroclus doesn’t really mind (or notice) if his things go missing.

Patroclus rolls his eyes should you make flower crowns or just put random things on his head. He retaliates by taking it off and putting it on your head instead. Achilles does his best to see how steady his balance is with all the objects you place on his head. Pat calls him a showoff, but it’s worth it to have you smile.

Asterius/Theseus

Considering it’s also kind of a love language for Theseus, Asterius has to be the one to reign you in. That meme of the adult with leashes on all the children? That’s Asterius with you and Theseus (and Zagreus when the godling decides to come by and antagonize Theseus).

Theseus will squeal if you put your cold hands on his skin. He’s already dead, the cold shouldn’t bother him, but he scolds you and chases you around after you pull that stunt. There is a smile on his face as he declares vengeance when he does catch you (vengeance being peppering your face with kisses and not letting you go).

Please don’t take their stuff. They have too many sharp objects to prep for the Coliseum battles. Asterius is gentler when scolding and asking for his things back. Theseus is a pouty baby.

[streets-in-paradise]

In These Arms - Achilles x (Fem) Trojan!Reader

Warnings: Paris dumped the reader for Helen before she gets to meet Achilles. Includes break up angst + discussion of cheating.

Summary: Heartbroken and publicly humilliated after being abandoned by Paris, you seek peace in the promise of giving up on men without realizing the consequences of his actions would find you one last time.

Turned into a war prisoner and handled to the leader of the myrmidons, the unusual comfort of your master offers you a second chance.

Note: Inspired by two prompt lists by my dear friend @alysinwonderland-at-tea

Angst list - Prompt 4 " Everyone told me you were going to break my heart. I should have listened to them. "

Fluff list - Prompt 2 "I think about you. Ceaselessly."

Tags: @lovelybaka

If everyone else in Troy had reasons for sorrow, on top of theirs you were the most damaged. The man you loved had returned home bringing someone else on his charriot. A stolen queen, woman you didn't have the slightest chance of comparing yourself to given the charm of her famously inhuman beauty. Even when Paris never made any expressed promises priorly, love confessions had once been mutually retributed and you believed in that.

You trusted him going against the advice of many people who attempted to warn you. His own brother had told you that no matter how much he spoke of it, Paris knew nothing about love. Blinded by your feelings, you didn't care, and it turned out the worst mistake of your life.

" Everyone told me you were going to break my heart. I should have listened to them. "

It took you all the strenght you had left not to cry, but at that moment of confrontation it was him the one sobbing in front of you.

" I never meant to! Dear, what I felt for you was real … But it wasn't true love, and I had no way to tell the difference untill I meet Helen. "

You couldn't believe the excuse that was being given to you.

" It was for me, Paris … and because of you I think I will never love again. I gave you everything, but turns out all I am wasn't enough. "

The assumption seemed to have offended him.

" You know I don't mean that! Please, try to understand! "

" What's left to understand? You betrayed your homeland and you betrayed me. You too deserve each other, indeed: a cheater for a cheater … Lovely couple to doom us all! And me the first."

He gave you a hurted look, as if after what he did he still cared for your forgiveness.

" My heart breaks for you, and i am ashamed of myself for the pain i'm causing you … But what can shame do to stop the intensity of love? I would have never accompanied Hector to Sparta if I would have known there I would fall like this for someone else. I couldn't return pretending nothing have happened, and making you live a lie would have been even more unfair than this. You deserve better, I still hold good feelings for you. I swear it on these arms that had comforted you countless times before. "

Paris attempted to pull you closer for a hug, but you stopped him ríght away.

" You humilliated me in front of the entire city! And how strongly I wish I could get granted the mercy of never seeing you again, but Troy is not big enough for that. Blessed is the king of Sparta, who gets the ríght of spreading hate without having to see his wife in the arms of other man every day! Me, instead? I get doomed to watch you smile happyly from afar in the balcony of the palace alongside your mistress for the rest of my life. Do you call that justice, Paris? If that is your mercy, I would rather get your hate. "

In the most twisted way possible, the gods granted at least one of your wishes.

Promising yourself to never love another man ever again after your first love had ended so bitterly, you took the first step into the only path allowed for a woman in your position. With the help of Briseis, who remained your friend despite what happened with her cousin, you seeked to get choosen to take vows in her temple. It was a quick way to restitute your honor in the public eye and be left alone as well. Unfortunately, you didn't get to even try on the priestess robes before the concecuencies of Paris' actions reached you once more.

Greek warriors brought to avenge the husband of his new lover destroyed the temple, killing the priests and taking you prisioner. You would never get to see the great city of Priam again and, despite the sorrow you felt when thinking of your family, that also caused you a dark sense of relief. Because of Paris you have lost everything, even the most bassic of goods such as your freedom. Only after loosing so much, of hitting rock bottom, you had a real chance to be free of him.

Enslaved to Achilles, but liberated from everything you were before, the worst part was having to stand the provocations. The myrmidon enjoyed himself attempting to seduce you, but wasn't forcing you into his bed, and that worked good enough for you in that context.

At one given time you did found his teasing going too far, and only then you became fully honest with him.

" Why did you choose to love a god? I think you will find the romance one sided. "

It made your blood boil, even if you could tell he spoke to you like that because he had no idea of who you were despite knowing your name. Achilles believed to be teasing a priestess and in the discoverment of his mistake you ended up laying eyes on him for longer than you should.

He was wearing the same type of long egyptian styled robes Paris would typically wear in the domestic environment, keeping arms and shoulders covered while fully exposing the torso. It was matched with the same sort of long skirt made of light fabrics opened at the side for more cassual expousure. You could vividly remember he wore a black outfit almost identical to that one during the first night you made love.

And yet, that man looked nothing like him. His sun kissed skin and the sculpted muscles were as contrasting as his blond hair and blue eyes.

" I have choosen nothing, fate forced me to seek shelter in the cult of Apollo after being abandoned by the love of my life. I told myself that, if i could never love again, I could at least give my devotion to the regent god of my city. Because of you I never got to become a priestess, so now i'm a double spoil: rejected for marriage and dragged out of the temple. "

Although standing ríght in front of you, disbelief faded some of the cockiness.

" You won't be rejected here, that's a promise. I had a minor altercate with Ajax because we found you so pretty we both wanted to keep you."

He sat on the ground ríght next to you and observed you with tenderness before taunting you once more.

" Did I ruin your life, or arrived just in time to restaure your faith in men? I don't understand how a girl like you could think of running to hide inside a temple instead of getting herself a better man. "

You answered with the truth, but carefully crafting enough disdain.

" There was nothing I could have done to keep him with me when the competition was the most beautifull woman in the world. The majority of men would have done the same, and that's why I have choosen not to believe in any other ever again. "

Achilles wasn't expecting to find out he was struggling for the attention of the woman that the trojan prince had left behind in his pursuement of the spartan queen.

" Will all mankind pay for the crimes of Paris? That bastard is not even a man. You are so much better without him, consider that perhaps the queen has made you a favor. If he is your reason to give up on men, I have to say it's quite offensive for the rest of us. "

You could tell where his speech was coming and you tried to stop him.

" You would have given me to Ajax if Briseis wouldn't have ran away. I didn't left with her only because I have nothing left to live for. Living in Troy is unbereable for me, but at least here I don't have to worry about seeing them and that's the only perk i expect. Don't try to pretend you could be any different, specially when I'm here because you couldn't find any other more beautifull slave girl to claim yours. "

His hand was then on your face, lifting up your chin so your eyes won't leave his as his thumb caressed your lips.

" I think of you, ceaselessly. If there is any daughter of trojan judged more beautifull than you, I don't need to know and I don't care, because I want you over any other. "

Your hand followed his and pulled down, rejecting his contact.

" Sweet lies won't win me over, not this time. "

It frustrated him, but wouldn't make him desist.

" Would you believe me if I bring you his head on a spear? I can make him cry a painfull death to pay for your tears. Whatever vengeance Menelaus dreams of would be called mercy compared to what I can do to that trojan bastard in your name."

The strange rush of passionate defense encouraged you to reveal yourself.

" Revenge is not on my interest, all I want is to forget. Can you make me stop thinking of the first man who made my heart beat? The moments when we were happy still haunt me like a disease of the spirit, but then I remember someone else occupies my place now and it's like my heart gets eaten raw inside my chest. Pain and regret is all I have for you, son of Peleus. Paris drained me of anything else. "

Achilles got rid of his black robe and wrapped your shoulders with it.

" One night in my arms is all i think that would take me to vanish the memory of that fool from your mind. You haven't yet been loved by a real man: whatever he gave you would taste like few once you would have tasted me."

The fabric was still warm from the contact with his skin and he was holding both sides of it on top of your chest in an attempt of wrapping you tighter.

You didn't try to escape him that time and he used the new proximity in his advantage to trap you in his strong grip, pushing your body against his.

" In this arms you will find happiness again, if you allow me to show you how good I can do just for you. "

[kupidachillea]

low-key tempted to do this with Achilles. I might..don’t jump me-

I've been seeing this meme redraw all over Tumblr and Twitter, but most people I saw didn't share the original ref. So I went out of my way to find a post with it. If you couldn't find the ref photo either, here you go!!

Do NOT Interact: Pro//Ship, adults who ship with minors, and real people shippers

[yanderedrabbles]

Yandere Greek Champion x Priestess Reader - NonCon

He was chosen by the Gods to slaughter, to strike down all who stand against him. Your city has fallen at last and he has come to claim his prize.

Yandere! Champion with his bronze armour and his scars, sunlight reflecting off him in battle likes he's Ares himself.

Yandere! Champion who cares for nothing but his own glory. He'll step over the bodies of his own men if it meant victory.

Yandere! Champion who's chosen as the head of the delegation sent to your city. The offer is simple - swear fealty to the Greeks, open the city gates and hand over your Champion to be executed.

Yandere! Champion who rides right up to the city walls, even when his fellow warriors stay far out of arrow range. Does he not care for his own life, you wonder, or does he simply think himself immortal?

Yandere! Champion who barely even tries to be diplomatic. Who seems to think war is a foregone conclusion.

When your prince refuses him, Yandere! Champion looks up at the royalty and clergy on the wall above him - the greatest and most powerful of the city - and he spits.

"I will take this city and crush your walls under my heels."

Yandere! Champion who catches your eye and holds it. You, just a minor Priestess of Athena, have somehow attracted his attention.

Yandere! Champion who smiles a slow, terrible smile and you wonder what God whispered carnage in his cradle.

Yandere! Champion who blows you a mocking kiss, even though your robes show your dedication to the virgin goddess.

Yandere! Champion who is true to his promise. His soldiers throw themselves at your gates until the bodies on both sides are piled higher than your head.

Yandere! Champion who cuts down your prince in battle. Who beheads him with one clean sweep and as you watch it happen, you realise he is no mere mortal.

He truly is the God of War's Champion.

Yandere! Champion who doesn't even cheer when the city falls to him. Who simply steps over the shattered gates and heads toward the temple of Athena, his xiphos dripping blood behind him.

Yandere! Champion who finds you just as you're about to run. You're the last to leave the temple. Your love for your goddess outweighed your fear but the clash of swords and plumes of smoke finally broke you.

You're on the broad stairs that lead to the temple when you see him, standing at the bottom and looking up at you. His cloak and the crest on his helmet are a deep scarlet and he looks like a spill of blood on the marble stairs.

Yandere! Champion who takes a step forward for each one you take back. Your hands are trembling and he notices it, relishes it.

Yandere! Champion who smiles at you again. His helmet covers most of his face so all you can see is gleaming bronze and bloodstained teeth.

"Little virgin priestess. Your goddess has abandoned you."

Yandere! Champion who finally reaches the top of the stairs and now that you're on even ground, you realise how he towers over you.

Yandere! Champion whose strides are much longer than yours and he gets closer with each halting step you take away.

"Why else would your city fall? You have been forsaken."

His blade twitches in his hand and it makes you jump. His eyes are on you - a colour so deep they look black. Hungry enough to devour you, devour the city, swallow the whole damn world.

For the first time, you feel afraid in your Goddess's temple.

Yandere! Champion who finally stops. His sword is still streaked with blood and it shines an awful red. His eyes dip from your face to your chest to your thighs. And nothing in his gaze seems noble or honourable at all.

"Run, priestess. Run to your Goddess and maybe she can save you."

You run.

You run through the temple, marble pillars blurring in your vision. The altar, the statues.... Surely no harm can come to you in the temple of Athena? Surely the War Goddess can protect one of her own?

Yandere! Champion who catches you at the base of her statue. Who grabs your hair and forces you to the ground.

Yandere! Champion who digs his knee into your back, one hand in your hair and the other gripping his sword. He's going to kill you, you think. Slit your throat and spill your blood on holy ground.

But he doesn't kill you. No, what he does is far worse.

Yandere! Champion who casts his sword aside and presses himself against your back, his weight trapping you under him.

Yandere! Champion who drags your chiton up your thighs, his breath growing ragged with want. Fingers digging into your flesh like he wants to sink hooks into you.

Yandere! Champion who was promised a prize.

Yandere! Champion who has levelled cities in the name of his God. Who's burnt temples to the ground. Who has forsaken his humanity for glory.

Yandere! Champion who was promised a prize and who demanded Athena's most beautiful priestess.

Yandere! Champion who trails kisses across your jaw and neck and shoulders. Whose lips leave blood behind.

Yandere! Champion who doesn't care to prepare you. Who lines his cock up with your cunt and sheaths himself inside you with one brutal thrust.

Yandere! Champion who pulls your hair so hard you arch your back. Whose weight on you makes his breastplate dig into your shoulder blades. Whose grunts echo in your ears.

Yandere! Champion who thrusts and thrusts and mercilessly keeps going.

Yandere! Champion who fucks you in the temple of the Virgin Goddess. Who desecrates Athena's temple and priestess both. And yet the candles keep burning, the fountains still flow clear.

The pain burns through your stomach like fire. And still you reach for her, for your Goddess.

Yandere! Champion who grabs your outstretched hand and forces it to the floor, who intertwines his fingers with yours in a terrible parody of intimacy.

You plead with her, your voice rough with panic and grief. But the statue's eyes are nothing more than sculpted marble.

Yandere! Champion who finally has his prize, after years of carnage and searching. And who will never let you go.

Yandere! Champion who cums inside of you, his voice rasping in your ear.

"Your goddess has abandoned you, little priestess. And I am all that remains."

And in the awful silence of the temple, with a killer's hands on your skin, you realise what it means to hate the Gods.