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DAD CAT (TC) INCORRECT QUOTES

It’s Father’s Day here in Australia, so have incorrect quotes centred around dad cat (btw I know that a lot of these quotes have them calling him dad but I honestly don’t think any of them really would, it’s just for the quotes)

TC: It’s not a crime if it’s your kid.

TC: Your existence is confusing. Anton: How so? TC: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

Chris: TC, with all due respect I don’t need backup. TC: It’s not backup. It’s babysitting.

Xever: He just needs to bone. Baxter: WHAT?! Gross! Xever, that’s our dad! Xever: *stare* Baxter: I mean, that’s not what I think, Tiger Dad is just my boss. Xever: Wow. Baxter: Never mind, I’m teaching father the math! Xever: *stare* Baxter: Whatever, Xever!

TC about any of them: Excuse me, have you seen my son? He’s about this tall, CLEARLY gay, but we haven’t had the talk.

TC: Ivan Steranko, get out of the tank. Ivan in a tank, poking his head out: You're not my dad. TC: Get out of the fucking tank! I am your dad! Ivan: You’re not my dad! TC: I am your dad, get out the tank! Ivan: I'm in a tank and you're not! TC: GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TANK! Ivan: I’m literally in a tank and you’re not! TC: GET OUT OF THE TANK! Ivan: You’re not my dad! TC: Literally get out of the tank. Ivan: I don’t give a fuck! TC: GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TANK!! Ivan: NO.

TC: I wouldn’t give up having you for anything in the world. Xever: Thanks dad. TC: And I knew you’d be special. Xever: And I didn’t disappoint you? TC: A little.

Baxter: Dad, am I ugly? TC: Nonsense. I’m looking at you right now, you’re the most beautiful man in the world. Chris: Dad, am I ugly? TC: Very much. (I hc Baxter’s the favourite child)

TC: Get me a vodka rocks. Ivan: Dad, it’s breakfast. TC: And a piece of toast.

Some Enemy: I have your child. TC: Which one? I have 5. Some Enemy: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. TC: Which one? I have 5.

*At a bar after a mission* TC: You did good work. Here. Anton: Is this an allowance? Are you giving me an allowance? TC: No, I'm paying the bartender for more drinks. Anton: Oh, right.

TC: So it's Father's Day. If any of your dads suck or aren't there for you, I'm your dad now.

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send me a character and i’ll list:

favorite thing about them

least favorite thing about them

favorite line

brOTP

OTP

nOTP

random headcanon

unpopular opinion

song i associate with them

favorite picture of them

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Xever! Honestly, I wonder what you think about him 👾

favorite thing about them

His design (both human and mutant), voice & personality

least favorite thing about them

How his character slowly downgraded & became almost like a second Stockman near season 4 & 5

favorite line

Idk the way he says this always scratches my brain the right way (lets just ignore where it leads to)

brOTP/OTP

Back in highschool I started to ship him with Hun because of another user on here & I still kinda do.

nOTP

Him & Bradford I could never get into it he hates that man & so do I

random headcanon

He's the only foot member that hasn't come to terms with being a mutant especially because he lost his legs & that's what he loved the most about himself

unpopular opinion

He should be a reoccurring antagonist especially as a purple dragon

song i associate with them

Idk why it's just has since I was 12

favorite picture of them

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Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

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that one scene in hotel transmasculine where that guy shows Mavis the first sunrise she’s ever seen while making sure she doesn’t get burnt invented vampire/human romance actually like twilight could NEVER

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When ARE you gonna draw the fish and the dog Kiss?

Probably the next Tuesday of WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT. But anyways, I hope you’ll take the two of them passionately gazing into each other’s eyes instead. 😊

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Me associating the Foot Clan with Brooklyn-99 characters

Welcome to my biannual B99 hyperfixation. Also for this cast list ignore any relationships the characters have with each other, this is strictly personality-wise

Jake - Idk why but I've always associated Anton with him

Charles - This is honestly so hard for me to decide bc I can only see Ivan or Baxter in this role but I’ve already given them characters who I think for them really well so….idk???

Amy - Baxter. They’re nerds and I love them what more can I say

Rosa - Xever. Mean bisexuals, Latino/a, knives, motorcyclists, it checks out

Terry - Ivan, bc big strong guy who’s also a sweetheart

Holt - TC, ofc.

Gina - Chris, they're both just really mean

Hitchcock and Scully - I've never watched the 80's show but I think 80's Bebop and Rocksteady work out here

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israel murdered five journalists this morning outside of the nasser medical complex. maryam abu daqa, mohammed salama, hossam al masry, moaz abu taha and ahmed abu aziz. they also murdered mohammed el habiby, a sixth year medical student, on his 24th birthday, in addition to at least 15 civilians. this is the third strike on nasser hospital, which is the hospital that sees the third largest amount of dead and injured. war crimes upon war crimes!! where is the outrage? why does the world view now as a suitable time to stop caring? do you not view their lives as being as valuable as yours??

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Reblog this with a 5 word description of your blorbo or celeb crush or hyperfixation. Please.

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Mythical Mutations AU

Instead of normal animals, the Foot Clan (and probably the other mutants but I don’t care about them as much) get to be mutated in a way that makes them resemble and possibly (lie, they WILL) get some of the same/similar powers of mythical creatures

Idk what else I can say about this, so here’s what I assign to everyone

TC - Byakko

Chris - Cerberus, possibly Fenrir as Dogpound then Cerberus as Rahzar

Xever - Ipupiara or something like Iara (bc a lot of depictions I've seen of Ipupiara look more walrus-like, at least to me)

Baxter - Beelzebub but bug version ofc

Anton - Wakmangganchi Aragondi

Ivan -  Indrik-Beast (but a bulkier, more rhino-like one)

Bonus, semi-Foot Clan members + OC

Karai - Uwabami

Alopex - Kitsune

Eloise/Tokka (OC) - Hōnengame

Ask Me Stuff!

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Human OCs

I can’t draw without templates so here’s my human OCs (or humans that later become mutants) in picrew, link here

Yasmin Nayak - Full Page Here Things I Would Change - I’d just make her look more like my own drawing

Eloise Laurier Nationality - Japanese-American Age - 33 Occupation/Affiliation - Kunoichi, Foot Clan Gender - Cis Female, she/her Sexuality - Straight Ally Voice Claim - Megara from Hercules, Played by Susan Egan Backstory - Eloise was Chris Bradford’s high school sweetheart. Once he started learning ninjutsu, he started teaching her too. This also led to her joining the Foot Clan with him. She’s at the same rank at him, but realistically she shouldn’t be, it’s really just nepotism. She and Chris are often paired together on missions (and then Xever came in and they became a trio) and it only let to them getting closer, and eventually Chris proposed. Except he never loved her as much as she loved him, that’s bc he’s gay and didn’t realise it at the time though. She got mutated in ‘The Gauntlet’ with Xever and Chris, becoming an alligator snapping turtle that Mikey soon named Tokka. Mutating caused Eloise and Chris to start treating each other horribly and their relationship is going downhill FAST. They broke up some time in-between s2 and s3, partly bc they started treating each other like shit, partly bc Chris is out of the closet now. Since they've broken up he still wants to be friends with her but now she's a mix of 'go fuck yourself' and 'and I want you back' and so they're still toxic. She also used to tolerate Xever but actually hates him now bc he's dating Chris.

Changes I’d Change on the Picrew - Faded brown hair dye on the ends of her hair, fancier hair, blue eyeshadow, bright lipstick, fake eyelashes, eyeliner, outfit more like this https://pin.it/5EWIelFtB

Diamonte ‘Di’ Vizioso Nationality - Italian Age - 34 Occupation/Affiliation - Mobster, Italian Mob/Don Vizioso Gender - Cis Male, he/him Sexuality - Gay Voice Claim - Joey from Friends, Played by Matt LeBlanc Backstory - The eldest son of Don Vizioso. Di resents his father. He wished he was never born into this family. But at the same time, if he wasn’t in his father’s gang, he never would’ve met Baxter Stockman. When the Foot Clan allied themselves with the Italian Mob, Di met Baxter. He was told to work with Stockman in his lab as he was a genius too, but he had to admit, Baxter was far smarter. That intelligence is what drew him to the mutant fly, and made him fall in love. The two have been dating in secret ever since.

Things I’d Change on the Picrew - More muscles, more masculine face, eyes duller green, heart earring on right ear, ruby pendant under choker, purple star sunglasses, longer hair

Envy Nationality - Chinese-British Age - 26 Occupation/Affiliation - Assassin, Affiliation switches depending on what she wants, only loyal to herself Gender - Cis Female, she/her Sexuality - Lesbian Voice Claim - Ghost from MCU, Voiced by Hannah John-Kamen Backstory - Her real name is Noelle Valencia. She ran away from an abusive home at 14 years old and took up a job as an assassin. When Envy turned 20, she moved to New York and continued her assassin business. Envy met the Foot Clan when she was hired to kill Anton Zeck and Ivan Steranko for stealing the Kuro Kabuto. This was one of very few failures in her career. Since then, she frequently teams up with and betrays both the turtles and the Foot Clan, staying loyal only to herself.

Things I’d Change on the Picrew - Eyes are deeper/darker pink (more magenta-ish), sleeves, pink snake tattoo on back, hair tied up, more detailed assassin outfit

Kalei Roh Nationality - Hawaiian-Korean Age - 16 Occupation/Affiliation - High School Student, TMNT and co Gender - Agender, any pronouns but primarily they/them Sexuality - Pansexual Voice Claim - Lapis from Steven Universe, Voiced by Jennifer Paz Backstory - A regular high school student who developed a crush on Casey after being assigned his partner for a school project. After a while they did eventually start dating, and after walking home together one day Casey gets attacked by Kraang/Foot Clan idk which. Then ofc he has to explain everything to Kalei. After a while of being friends with the turtles and co, Kalei one day is captured by Kraang/Foot Clan (again, idk which) and turned into a rose mutant. They’re currently living with very uneasy parents and helps Casey and gang on missions.

Things I’d Change on the Picrew - Rainbow hair extensions, more colourful outfit, coloured bandages on face, heart shaped birthmark on right cheek, braces

Marcia Galiardo Nationality - Afro-Cuban Age - 23 Occupation/Affiliation - Fashion Designer, no affiliation Gender - Transfem, she/her Sexuality - Lesbian Voice Claim - Bismuth from Steven Universe, Voiced by Uzo Aduba Backstory - A rich girl making her way in New York on her own (while still using daddy’s money). Shes actually a massive daddy’s girl, since he’s the one who supported her when she came out as trans. She owns a boutique and specialises in more fancy expensive stuff. All her designs are finished with a little lavender butterfly somewhere on them. She’s also Yasmin’s on-again-off-again girlfriend. They first met when Yasmin bought a dress from her and they started dating. Eventually though she found out that Yasmin’s in the Foot Clam and they broke up. They keep meeting over and over again through pure coincidence. Marcia loves Yasmin as a person but can’t stand her being a criminal, Yasmin’s just a simp.

Things I’d Change on the Picrew - Bright lime green eyes, fancier outfit, full on dress, heels instead of boots, sparkly eyeshadow

My Other OCs - Masterpost

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Based on this sketch⬆ that I drew 2 years ago, here is a retake I drew around January of this year⬇

The horse has a name.(All horses is ♀)

💙 Lena(Very calm)

❤️ Rana(Very timid)

💜 Tina(Very selfish)

🧡 Mina(Very healthy)

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I just HC him as transmasc with an edgy name

Xever's weird spanish accent bothers me sooo much lmao

That man does not have a brazilian accent

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I've been thinking I really want to do something to try and help folks over in Palestine, so while I can't donate I want to at least help link to some of the general charities for folks there:

Here's arab.org's daily clicks for Palestine!

Here's eSims for Gaza!

Here's the Gaza Soup Kitchen!

Here's the linktree for the Sameer project!

Here's Crips for eSims for Gaza!

Please donate and helps spread the word if you can! If you're like me and can't donate, there's at least the daily clicks site you can bookmark and do!!!