#vengeful wife

[newkatzkafe2023]

ok we have our yandere y/n, she is the sweetest and most tender person with her king, but someone messes with him and he turns into a bloodthirsty demon... so in that order of ideas... what would happen if any girl approached to flirt with the monkey kings, and y/n wanted to rip the face off the homewrecker cat 🫣🤭

How would our kings react to that?

I take this opportunity to tell you that I love all your writings 🫶🫶

Awww thank you, I'm happy you like them😁 I enjoy doing it😊

(Lmk Wukong) You spoil and smother him in love and affection, and he would suck in all up. For centuries Wukong was under your spell of endless love and affection, you were just a addictive peach just for him to have and eat. You were just so sweet that Wukong firmly believe that you can do no wrong, that was until one day a girl at a clothing store would not stop bugging him. You were lowly growling and he knew what that means, Wukong remembered the last time you got jealous He had spent five hours scrubbing blood out of his Cape. So he ran over and reassure you that you are the only one for him, as he would kiss you infront of the other woman.

(MKR Wukong) Yooooooo he would have deep red hearts in his eyes, it's always so hot when you tear people apart with your bare claws. Wukong was very aware of how fatal and deadly you actually are and just as Possessive over him as he is of you, which is why he was quick to marry you. Though your lethal jealousy especially one time another demoness was flirting with Wukong who was not interested in the slightest Till the point where he barely acknowledged her. However you were extremely pissed upon seeing the the other woman around your husband, you quickly lost your temper and well now their's blood on your dress. Let's just say Wukong's desires had awaken into something addictive to himself.

(HIB Wukong) There is never a time when he's not blushing upon receiving your affection. You have done nothing but give him unconditional love from little compliments and gifts to endless kisses. You were just so sweet. Wukong didn't think you could ever do any harm, especially since you loved him and the kids so much. One day, you saw a demoness trying to woo Wukong despite him telling her he was married. It was when the woman touched his arm that everything went black. After that, you came to your senses when you were totally covered in blood, as Wukong messaged your shoulders in comfort and love. He found your jealousy to be a bit hot and cute to him for some odd reason.

(NR Wukong) He could never control himself around you, nor could he keep his paws to himself. You both had a wonderful, blissful, and mature marriage. When he met you in your pretty black dress Wukong drooled over you and worked hard to get you, and after a few years you both got married. You were such a sweetheart especially to Li and Su, you were just the perfect Wife and mother figure to them. Until one night at the club you saw a hussy rubbing up against him and you soon grew pissed and vengeful, never at him that b*tch knows that he belongs to you. So you gave that homewrecker the most painful death you could muster for going anywhere near your hubby. Wukong would be scared of you if he didn't kill on Impulse himself, he would just be to focus on trying to mate you.

(Netflix Wukong) You were his whole world ever since you both hatched out of your eggs. Wukong relies on you more than anyone and would look to you for reassurance and approval, to put it lightly he was put under your loving thumb for as long as he can remember. You always loved how need and clingy he was of you as you wouldn't hesitate to spoil him, you could never be mad at Wukong for attracting other girls after all he was your adorable baby boy. Which is why you can never afford to allow him to know about the dead bodies you buried in your garden. After all what Wukong doesn't know won't hurt him.

(BMW Wukong) DO YOU KNOW HOW QUICK HE WAS TO SHOVE HIS LONG WARM TONGUE DOWN YOUR THOART?!?!?! when he saw you for the first time in the middle of the battlefield covered in your enemies blood. You were so sexy, so dangerous, so perfect for him. He just needed you put a ring on your sharp claw. He's madly in love, and his brutality had won you over in no time. However, Wukong's got to quickly know how very jealous you also were. Whenever you would come home dragging a dead woman who flirted with him behind you, Wukong would strut over and give you a kiss.

(Destined one) My, my, what a cutie pie, the Destined one had caught your attention and you couldn't contain yourself. He just had this look of childlike innocence, and you just had to have him. Now despite not being worried about him cheating on you, you still don't like sharing with anyone. Which is why it's easy to take out threats to your darling husband, however the Destined one knew about your deadly habits and other personality. Though the Destined one would always look on with a faint but Noticeable blush on his face.

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[jeanmoreausautismstickers]

i cant lie guys I'd betray the fuck out of eurylochus too. ody had a fresh fucking stab wound and this bitch has the GALL to go "But we'll die..?" good. bitch.

[ikomahis]

ngl annoyed with some fans that are like 'omg eli is so horrible, he was a murderer so young, he killed his father!!!' nah susan, he killed his abuser and yknow what good for him

[sobeksewerrat]

I swear to god if I see one more person reducing Lute's character to "Adam dickrider/girlfriend/best friend/etc" I'll go insane like do you guys understand what you're doing

[cicada-candy]

I get the sense that Nina is gonna haunt the next season.

[sombrathedragon]

OKAY EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT “oh the dangerous beast motif plays in six hundred strike!” BUT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT HOW CHARYBDIS PARALLELS KYFC !!!!

[not-rab]

FAMILY TREEEEEEEE

@murderoushagthesequel @idkkkjustgay @canyouhearmyfear @ringaroundtherosier @moony-t0ast @grimjobs @k1siriusly @siriuslybea @justpjostufff @sunseeking-cryptid @bellathethirstybitch @deadly-moonlit-emmbarrasment @verbal-viewer

[b0kksu]

[selfspinninglies]

So. It was a mistake to finish the book in one night

[newkatzkafe2023]

@lara-legomonkiekid

What if Monkey King got badly hurt (but he's still alive) and Monkey Y/N went to get revenge.

God help those who disrespect the Monkey queen☠️

(Lmk Wukong) Oh man it was terrible. You were at home making lunch when mk burst through the door with the monkey king hauled over his shoulder. You grab the first aid kit and calmly ask what How to happen? MK Frantically explains to you about a demon that ended up being stronger than they realized. And therefore the monkey king got involved. You nodded your head in understanding and told Mk that you would take care of Wukong And to go back home. What Mk Didn't know is that there was a storm brewing inside of you after you talked Wukong into bed and quietly Grab your tools And with the information you received from Mk. You went for the demon who dared to hurt your husband. You Then came back later that night to Wukong sitting on the couch waiting for you And you quickly showed them the head of the demon who attacked him in Mk Smiling and telling him that It was all taken care of Wukong Really needs to remember Insane you low key are😰

(Mk Wukong) You think these jackasses would learn their lessons? But no they still want to go mess with your monkey king. When you he came to you he was bleeding a lot like Concerningly a lot. You stayed calm for your caring. As you listened to him, complain about the whole thing and explain to you what happened and all you did was tell him the rest. When you finally got him to take a nap, you grab your tools and took off to find the demons who did this to him. When you got back, you showed master Tang. The head of the dead man who hurt your husband and said that he'll be out of commission for a while and if there's anything he needs him to do. You're gonna do it for him And if master tang know what was good for him he accepted it😈🔪

(NR Wukong) And you haven't seen him injured like that in a long time. And you seen him get the crap kicked out of him though out the years. After Li Told Had explained to you that some rowdy demons were trying to run them both off. The road you decided to just tell the young man to go home and take care of himself. And you would take care of your husband of course, he was worried and wanted to know if he needed help but you knew what to do and sent him off. You Husband regained consciousness and walk to the kitchen Just to see you drinking beer with the decapitated demon head on the table. You calmly told them everything is fine before going to put the dishes in the sink. He ran to the bathroom the hurl🤢🤮

(HIB Wukong) Liuer Was in tears when he told you that they were ambushed by one of Hun Dun's Goons. You calmly told the sweet little boy that everything will be fine and that your king is tougher than he thinks. As you patch them both up for any bruises. You told him to stay with the king while you go and get more supplies. Liuer nodded and went back to the unconscious Wukong. Later that night you came back with food and more bandages. You found Wukong awake and Liuer Was sleeping. You then told Wukong That there is nothing to worry about for now as you took Liuer to bed. And then you said take care of this for me as you toss the decapitated head of the demon that attacked them They really shouldn't have made you angry.

(Netflix Wukong) he was actually scared to tell you that he got hurt because one he didn't want to seem weak to you and two He remembered the last time somebody ended up hurthing and he had to go to you to get patched up. It's a scary situation. So when he had to go to you and told you that he got into a fight with a demon who put up a very good fight. It was shocking that you calmly told them that it was all right. And you bandaged his booboos with no problem. You told Lin to keep an eye on him It make sure it doesn't move too much while you goto take care of something. You grabbed your tools and walked out of your home. You then came back home later that night showing him the head of the demon that hurt. Him asking if this was him. Pale in the face he then tells you that is him. You smiled saying that there won't hurt you any more before I walk into the kitchen.

[m--rtyr]

Mega curious on how Amaranth Shad and Aphmau would react and behave towards each other when they first meet after Shad regains physical form.

Obviously some of the answer would be spoilers if I had actually gotten a solid idea on it.

But since Aphmau doesn’t know about the Irene thing by the time she meets Shad (Hyria offers to tell her of her past but she decides that if she’s going to have her daughter, she needs to focus on looking after her daughter and not trying to grapple with her own damage) but he’s so familiar, and she’s actually scared of him. And obviously this is because Irene feared having to deal with the consequences of her actions and what is Shad if not exactly that?

She’d be really avoidant and anxious around him (understandable when big man swings sword) and would overall only get more scared of him as she realises that they know eachother, and that she must have done something awful.

Meanwhilst Shad is just pissed off and vengeful. He’s angry, he’s yelling, and he’s mostly just conflicted. Like on one hand, it feels good to watch Irene cower in fear before him after everything she did… but that’s his wife, and as much as he hates her, he will never stop loving her (toxic romance but it’s their truth) so seeing her scared in any context hurts him a lot.

He’d overall be really mean and aggressive but if she starts crying he would, without even meaning to, start going easier on her.

[misspickman]

I finished bg3 today im having a very normal time about it

[sluttish-armchair]

I forgot that GarageBand had an oboe voice. I found it again and started messing around and remembered that I know the notes to “Oceania ‘Tis For Thee” on the recorder and, more importantly, the piano. I’m cracking up 😂 I have such a fucked sense of humor it’s not even funny (but I think it is).

[andreajingling]

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Woo. Feelin good. Finally got my holiday cheer back. Got to do something mimicking my idol today so honestly, it feels great to give to others. Here's hoping they got as big of a smile as Maddie and Mary did when they met Vixen. That deer still pisses off my wife though, even when we conscripted them to help. Like it isn't Cassidy's fault it's just her personality likes to clash with Vixen's cheeky nature. Eh. Still an amazing friend though. Never would trade Vixen for anything.

[help-me-find-a-name-please-lol]

Hero of the Year 2025

I'm calling it early - I doubt anyone will beat The Right Reverend Mariann Edgar Budde

(I sure hope I've addressed her correctly)

For the most stunning act of bravery, class, integrity, and speaking truth to power that has graced the USA in far too long.

Not a single shake in her voice as she spoke directly to one of the most vengeful, spiteful, and (unfortunately) powerful people on the planet, while also receiving glares of hate and outrage from the despicable VP and his wife.

It's not the first time she's stood up for what is right in defiance of trump's actions, but while many may speak out on it, there have been scarcely any with the backbone to follow through on the opportunity to do it to his face, and especially on live television. She had her moment, and she didn't waste it.

May she be the inspiration we all take forward with us into the turbulent times ahead.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

bloodsong, pairing lo cocodrilo & banana, sofia the lady hitman & the giraffe, putting them in situations (comedic)....bsol's like two Genres Invoked being spaghetti western, sitcom. would have to imagine it as cocodrilo just having banana as hostage instead (for leverage, would not remove the narrative joys of a repression arc. in a guy who needs to figuratively bleed? & die? literally if you want, speaking of, none of anything alternate universey is real Fix It to me or anything. wheeee haha yayyy re: canon) & can readily contrive that to be the case with our other villain / side character pair there. or maybe sofia is just spending time alongside giraffe (or the boots haver....symposium on that plot point or no in some au) like uh oh we're in situations & we're coworkers, or we're at least both just here, what's up? well, being outlaws & side characters & villains & how's normativity been treating you. let everyone get up to Foilful Dynamics & they're to my tastes. several cunnilingus & abortions later e.g. & look at us