#id have thrown him overboard the fuck

[jeanmoreausautismstickers]

i cant lie guys I'd betray the fuck out of eurylochus too. ody had a fresh fucking stab wound and this bitch has the GALL to go "But we'll die..?" good. bitch.

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

okay, call me crazy or overly cautious, but if someone reports another passenger missing, the captain should call the coast guard about a potential passenger in the water before a search is complete just in case.

...miss moncrieff, i know youre a crime writer and not a maritime worker, but a rogue wave would not wash just one passenger overboard. rogue waves literally sink ships on impact; its one of the leading theories as to what happened to the fitz for fucks sake.

i really dont think you, as a police officer, should have the authority to tell someone that her husband is dead and that she needs to accept it, when the only evidence is him not being found aboard the ship during a search of common areas.

can someone really be considered a person of interest just because the victim seems to have lost a bucket of casino chips and also this person has a lot of them? feel like that should not be grounds for a search of their room and an interrogation

id rather eat every page of les mis page by page than go on a corporate retreat on a cruise ship.

okay so in one episode, a guy drowned and his body washed up ashore but he had no external injuries despite apparently having fell 60feet at 50mph, so i was like well could he have been drowned like in a bathtub and then thrown overboard? that seemed more likely than accidentally fell overboard and manage to accrue no bruises or broken bones which is what the ultimate conclusion was.

anyway that led to me wondering whether a medical examiner could tell if someone had drowned in fresh water vs salt water. turns out that in some cases, you can.

the fact that several episodes have had talking heads emphasise that sea sickness is a real thing and not people being too weak to handle being on a ship suggests that there are people who think the latter which should not be surprising but damn it is disappointing

im obsessed with this maybe-murderer being like "oh no, i did not have an affair with the victim. youve seen how dysfunctional her family is, you think im gonna get involved with that mess?"

"are you still watching?" am i still watching? of course, im still watching. am i still watching? what else would i be doing on a thursday afternoon?

im back watching the terrible cruise ship murder show i was liveblogging last night and heres some more notes:

i havent mentioned the show's intro yet but its exactly what youd expect it to be, both in style and budget. i have friends who have made much better videos on less of a budget and those videos were ship edits for holby city.

said friend showed me said videos whilst we were sat on a curb at like 9:30pm just before we were approached by police thinking we were lost children. we were in university

im beginning to adore the red colour filter over the ocean, unironically

showing a giant cruise liner docked at any small island really does not make the cruise ship look good. it towers over the island like its about to attack.

...you know, everyone laughed at isambard kingdom brunel for his big fuck off ship, we should bring that back.

oh hey, a case i actually know about prior to this show. im sure this will not highlight any flaws of the show going forward